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6. "Can we add some realism to this scenario?"
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No one Black person volunteers for slavery. I don't care how much we care about humanity none of us is voluntarily going back to slavery so let's alter the scenario:

They make us an offering at the national black people meeting day held via Skype across North and South America. Basically, they offer us favorable terms that are utter bullshit as soon as we leave Earth's atmosphere. Literally they put us to sleep and wake us up right before we land telling us the real scenario. It's similar to that one movie with that dude from Friends, Lacey Chabert, and those fantastic four space suits.

I'm under the assumption it's me and like 11 other black people because they need guinea pigs to test the efficacy of such a scenario. Yeah, I'm turning my back on humanity. Either I'm taking all the supplies and leaving dooming humanity to perish or "making sure" all these alleged slave masters discover negative ramifications of such actions and ditch them to die in space. Knowing me I'd find out the scenario early and make sure I wake up before the white people do, steal the supplies, but let the spaceship keep moving as I slide out to another galaxy dooming them to live on Mars without supplies. Either way fuck humanity and these racist fucks as I chuck the deuce to go explore the galaxy.

  

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Would you volunteer for slavery on Mars? [View all] , DJPoke, Fri Oct-02-15 06:06 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
Almost a Koku-worthy hypothetical.
Oct 02nd 2015
1
Can one be a volunteer slave?
Oct 02nd 2015
2
i'd only volunteer for sex slavery.
Oct 02nd 2015
3
that would be the easiest uprising ever, I'll go just so I can help y'al...
Oct 02nd 2015
4
Sure, why not
Oct 02nd 2015
5
"No one Black person volunteers for slavery..." the poll so far disagree...
Oct 02nd 2015
12
Maybe they're thinking of incentives...
Oct 02nd 2015
14
I wouldn't bet the farm on that
Oct 03rd 2015
16
Maaaynne, you wouldn't do shit.
Oct 03rd 2015
21
      Yes, I would....
Oct 04th 2015
30
i woildnt go to Mars for a million white women
Oct 02nd 2015
7
Who'd volunteer for hell tho?
Oct 04th 2015
26
I can almost guarantee you half of the first people to go to Mars
Oct 02nd 2015
8
Lol
Oct 03rd 2015
18
Laugh now
Oct 03rd 2015
19
      u really like elijah huh?
Oct 03rd 2015
22
           You know these "mythologies" were around
Oct 04th 2015
29
yup
Oct 04th 2015
31
      Wrong this Mars is closer to the original one
Oct 04th 2015
32
these replies are a perfect microcosm of okp
Oct 02nd 2015
9
Lil Duval
Oct 02nd 2015
10
Sex slavery
Oct 02nd 2015
11
Uh, you think you get a choice?
Oct 03rd 2015
24
      Lol right?
Oct 04th 2015
25
I've wonder who were those first people to volunteer to go to the New
Oct 02nd 2015
13
I'm going to planet #5
Oct 02nd 2015
15
Probably no surface, and way too much pressure. So goodluck.
Oct 04th 2015
28
i wouldnt make a good slave because i don't do well with taking orders
Oct 03rd 2015
17
I wouldn't give up on earth so easily.
Oct 03rd 2015
20
I stay on earth and spearhead the new B.G.F....:Black Gundam Federation!
Oct 03rd 2015
23
If I could work in the house
Oct 04th 2015
27

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