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decaturpsalm
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"gave a girl 5 mins of dick last night and she was pissed!!! "


  

          

it happens right?

but i wasnt expecting the reaction
"are u serious?"
"I am fucking depressed right now"
"this is some fucking bullshit"


it wasnt funny but i covered my mouth
to muffle the laugh cuz
i wanted to bust out laughin when she
said it.... it was so deadpan

then when she left she called me
and laid into me again

then she shot me a "sorry for being mean" text
this mornin



i know yall niggas got stories like this

lets share some laughs

_______________________________________
touched like midas these bitch ass niggas they study and bite us.

  
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gave a girl 5 mins of dick last night and she was pissed!!! [View all] , decaturpsalm, Thu Oct-01-15 09:01 AM
 
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damn cuz
Oct 01st 2015
1
Asian girl in college
Oct 01st 2015
2
RE: Asian girl in college - GET OUT OF MY BRAIN
Oct 01st 2015
32
Back in the day my first nut was always a five minute throw away nut
Oct 01st 2015
3
lol man i was through it was late and i was tired
Oct 01st 2015
4
that happens a lot... but what about when you only have one bullet
Oct 01st 2015
5
      I know two Asian girls with similar experiences. Dead Fishes like a mof...
Oct 01st 2015
7
lol your dick got roasted fam. shoulda kicked her out!
Oct 01st 2015
6
bruh lol she was like u gon walk me out?...i wanted to be like NO!
Oct 01st 2015
11
Man, ever push one waaaay back in the chamber?????
Oct 01st 2015
8
nothing worse than not busting...
Oct 01st 2015
10
Id take that over busting too soon anyday.
Oct 01st 2015
24
My nigga...
Oct 01st 2015
22
lmao @ every sentence in this post
Oct 01st 2015
28
Yeah but unless I have had a ton of sex already, I can recover
Oct 01st 2015
29
I mean, yeah sometimes you can recover.....
Oct 02nd 2015
50
A+ 80's movie references.
Oct 02nd 2015
52
married
Oct 01st 2015
9
Don't forget. "I owe you one"
Oct 01st 2015
13
If you nut fast long into your career you just didn't care.
Oct 01st 2015
12
wanting to impress her is the #1 reason we bust early...
Oct 01st 2015
18
A++ post title
Oct 01st 2015
14
i am fucking depressed right now is HILARIOUS
Oct 01st 2015
15
real talk, yall should do some kegels or something.
Oct 01st 2015
16
I'd just laugh and tell her she can help get it back up...
Oct 01st 2015
17
That's 300 seconds while you bullshitting
Oct 01st 2015
19
We knew you were a chump, and now we know exactly what kind.
Oct 01st 2015
27
      Fuck off HOE.
Oct 02nd 2015
44
           but isnt that what you did in #19?
Oct 02nd 2015
54
                Who was talking to you?
Oct 02nd 2015
58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXwzLsz43Co
Oct 01st 2015
20
deep depression + broke = ED for a year.
Oct 01st 2015
21
Shit just got a little too real. But yeah crazy how psychological sex is...
Oct 01st 2015
30
it was my body saying "get your shit together asshole"
Oct 01st 2015
37
yeah, there's no shame in this
Oct 04th 2015
70
      Agreed
Oct 04th 2015
74
a Black girl named Bonnie
Oct 01st 2015
23
Girls really expect to come every time?
Oct 01st 2015
25
why is that not realistic?
Oct 01st 2015
33
Welll you just excluded Quickies so yeah.
Oct 02nd 2015
55
I'd consider it a 50% failure if she didn't.
Oct 02nd 2015
48
Gotdammit
Oct 02nd 2015
47
OH SHIT! hahahah
Oct 02nd 2015
51
LoL
Oct 01st 2015
26
So, y'all know I nut off any and everything right.
Oct 01st 2015
31
I can't cum from that but sometimes the feeling is almost better
Oct 01st 2015
34
Seeee, n this one is 5'0
Oct 01st 2015
35
      Those ittle short ones man. Every time..
Oct 01st 2015
36
Is it that pedestal pussy?....
Oct 01st 2015
39
      All I know it's been five years since I met her, and...she still around
Oct 02nd 2015
43
.
Oct 01st 2015
38
I've yet to have this happen.....
Oct 01st 2015
40
My first round is always quick.....
Oct 01st 2015
41
This is like some shit my dad used to say lol
Oct 01st 2015
42
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/amateur_hour_ancho...
Oct 02nd 2015
45
Had the opposite once...
Oct 02nd 2015
46
Uncle DV and the MultiOrgasmic Alaskan Girl
Oct 02nd 2015
49
My college girl roommate was having 30+ orgasm a session
Oct 02nd 2015
56
i laughed hard at this lmao
Oct 02nd 2015
60
Nothing wrong with that, just have eat pussy well.
Oct 02nd 2015
53
^^^^
Oct 02nd 2015
57
WRONG, Don't depend on oral
Oct 03rd 2015
65
      ^^Dr Feel^^nm
Oct 04th 2015
69
... totally alright if it was preceded by 60 minutes of blue balls
Oct 02nd 2015
59
Now, THIS. And this has happened before
Oct 02nd 2015
61
      RE: Now, THIS. And this has happened before
Oct 02nd 2015
62
I just imagine her face like
Oct 02nd 2015
63
Aight so bust it
Oct 03rd 2015
64
My ninja said, "the Happy Nuts"....Im DYIN!
Oct 03rd 2015
66
tears @Happy Nuts...mwahahaha
Oct 03rd 2015
68
if this ever happens to me nowadays...
Oct 04th 2015
72
sounding like some real winners in here
Oct 03rd 2015
67
Please, you'd take a proud single digit nut and a 6 figure bank account
Oct 04th 2015
71
smhlol
Oct 04th 2015
73

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