7. "My baby was conceived on a cruise last summer" In response to In response to 0
Flew to Venice, did two nights there, then we cruised from Venice to Montenegro, Santorini, Athens, Olympia, and back to Venice over the course of 7 nights. Then we took a train to Milan and did two nights there before heading home.
It's up there with our honeymoon for best vacation ever.
*Jews you*
"this is okp tho, reading is completely optional" (c) desus