took a chick out to dinner. Picked her up and the smell of chitlins and open asshole wafted through the air at random. I thought it was her neighborhood...
Got to the spot and the smell kept hittin me then I realized I only smelled it when she was talking.
I tried to get her to have a drink of wine and got extra impatient when the food was taking a bit longer than it should have. I offered her a handful of dinner mints after we got done.
no kiss and no call back. In fact, I blocked her number from calling my home phone.
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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab
Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW