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"THE OFFICIAL DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILER DISCUSSION POST"
Tue Jul-24-07 02:31 PM by ZooTown74

  

          

NOTE: Any future "Deathly Hallows"-related posts will be deleted.


Cuz y'all, we need to talk about the best book in the most popular series of our time. Yes, I said it.



******************** MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD ****************************































A body count of nearly 20 known characters? WORD? Ballsy. Nonstop action sequences, including a highspeed motorcycle chase in midair AND a break into Gringotts? Can't wait to see those in the movie. The battle of Hogwarts? Unfuckingbelievable. And the BADASS DIALOGUE that Harry and Voldemort share at the very very end? So amazing.

And the best one-liner CLEARLY goes to Molly Weasley, on some classic action movie on-liner type shit.

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THE OFFICIAL DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILER DISCUSSION POST [View all] , Frank Longo, Sun Jul-22-07 10:22 AM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
GET AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH
Jul 22nd 2007
1
that shit had me jumping up and down like a little girl
Jul 24th 2007
94
what we need to talk about is The Prince's Tale
Jul 22nd 2007
2
That was a good chapter
Jul 22nd 2007
4
you've never lost someone because you're a dumbass... ouch
Jul 22nd 2007
6
we need an okp dumbass heartbreak support group
Jul 22nd 2007
7
      not just guys can be dumbasses
Jul 22nd 2007
51
           no, but it is one of our defining features
Jul 31st 2007
184
I agree entirely.
Jul 23rd 2007
79
dopest part was the chap before....
Jul 30th 2007
180
Message to the kids:
Jul 22nd 2007
3
there was only one real shock to me
Jul 22nd 2007
5
Far more crazy was the death of...
Jul 22nd 2007
8
RE: Far more crazy was the death of...
Jul 22nd 2007
9
that was how i knew she wasnt gonna mess around in this book
Jul 22nd 2007
29
i know, i was like "damn, she's cold blooded in this on"
Jul 24th 2007
95
That one seemed the most "gratuitous," if that's the right word
Jul 24th 2007
91
dobby dying was FUCKED up, that was harsh
Jul 22nd 2007
13
i kind of feel like snape's end was fitting though
Jul 22nd 2007
14
      snape ?
Jul 22nd 2007
16
      it was certainly very well written
Jul 22nd 2007
17
      it really was.
Jul 22nd 2007
22
      I don't even think the flashbacks show him to be clever either.
Jul 22nd 2007
18
           we already knew he was clever though
Jul 22nd 2007
23
           he was clever enough to not fuck up. hell, he had to play both sides.
Jul 22nd 2007
24
           cmon
Jul 23rd 2007
77
                You putting him third behind Albus and Harry?
Jul 23rd 2007
85
                1) dumbledore
Jul 24th 2007
110
                     Works for me
Jul 24th 2007
115
                     lol, cuz I just saw; molly "john mcclain" weasley
Aug 08th 2007
220
                I recognize
Jul 31st 2007
182
yeah
Jul 25th 2007
157
Just finished. Wow.
Jul 22nd 2007
10
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
Jul 22nd 2007
11
man she got GANGSTA on Bellatrix
Jul 22nd 2007
34
the woman gave birth 7 times.
Jul 22nd 2007
39
the movie scene: cloak thrown off, "ante up" in the background
Jul 23rd 2007
52
      hahahahahaha
Jul 23rd 2007
55
      Only on this board
Jul 23rd 2007
86
      LOL
Jul 24th 2007
96
I laughed out loud too...but it was sad.
Jul 23rd 2007
62
thought it was kinda corny
Jul 25th 2007
140
i can't believe it's over.
Jul 22nd 2007
12
not as gangsta as harry with the cruciatus curse
Jul 22nd 2007
15
Neville is a fucking G
Jul 24th 2007
97
Just finished...
Jul 22nd 2007
19
oh
Jul 22nd 2007
28
All I could think about..
Jul 22nd 2007
30
Yeah, the Creevey death was sad as Hell too
Jul 24th 2007
92
Did Harry/Hermione/Ron ever finish Hogwarts? .
Jul 22nd 2007
32
      yea but thats like not even 1/2 a semester.. lol
Jul 22nd 2007
35
      ya know? lol. what else are u confused about?
Jul 22nd 2007
38
      a few things..
Jul 22nd 2007
41
      RE: a few things..
Jul 22nd 2007
44
      thanks!
Jul 22nd 2007
46
      RE: a few things..
Jul 23rd 2007
61
      on harry being an auror: i thought he was ruled out of ever being one.
Jul 23rd 2007
63
           well, uh, Harry villed Voldemort.
Jul 23rd 2007
64
           just going off of what was actually written...nothing more. n'm
Jul 23rd 2007
68
           no.
Jul 23rd 2007
74
      i think all the important questions were answered
Jul 22nd 2007
43
           yea but
Jul 22nd 2007
45
                lol seriously!
Jul 22nd 2007
47
                of course she did.
Jul 23rd 2007
70
                they didn't want to be free
Jul 23rd 2007
69
      maybe they got work experience credits....im sayin
Jul 25th 2007
138
      Well, Hogwarts wasn't Hogwarts at the time, was it?
Jul 23rd 2007
78
      JKR explains some things SWIPE
Jul 31st 2007
185
Is anyone else thrilled...
Jul 22nd 2007
20
*nods head*
Jul 22nd 2007
21
There were so many times...
Jul 22nd 2007
25
yeah but I was sick she killed Fred.
Jul 22nd 2007
27
      That was the hardest death for me..
Jul 22nd 2007
31
           me too. I just knew they'd be ok.
Jul 22nd 2007
33
           made me warm inside...
Jul 22nd 2007
36
           sad to say, i wish it had been percy
Jul 22nd 2007
37
                yeah I would've rather had Percy in Fred's place. the lesson
Jul 22nd 2007
40
                     This is true.
Jul 22nd 2007
42
                     wait...did i miss something or am i delirious from all the reading
Jul 22nd 2007
50
                          no that was my bad(this is earthqueen btw) Bill lived
Jul 23rd 2007
67
thank you! they were killin me with no spoilers
Jul 22nd 2007
26
Did anyone else lose a teensy bit of respect for 4 Dumbledore?
Jul 22nd 2007
48
      nah.. it really was for the greater good..
Jul 22nd 2007
49
      nah, it all had to be done
Jul 23rd 2007
76
just finished. it was great
Jul 23rd 2007
53
I adore Kreacher now..
Jul 23rd 2007
54
yeah, i could see that
Jul 23rd 2007
72
      Kreacher was in the battle...
Jul 24th 2007
98
RE: just finished. it was great
Jul 23rd 2007
87
this movie is gonna be wild
Jul 23rd 2007
56
RE: THE OFFICIAL DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILER DISCUSSION POST
Jul 23rd 2007
57
Snape is gangster but he's working for the good guys
Jul 23rd 2007
58
RE: Snape is gangster but he's working for the good guys
Jul 23rd 2007
60
      They explained why Hermonie had problems using the wand
Jul 24th 2007
118
           he knew, but they only turn it on when they suspect a break-in
Jul 24th 2007
120
That was why I thought my bootleg copy was fake...
Jul 23rd 2007
59
very very interesting point
Jul 23rd 2007
73
yes it is. you underestimate kids
Jul 23rd 2007
75
if you were in the previous posts, you'll recognize game
Jul 23rd 2007
65
Dumbledore was straight nasty w/ Snape
Jul 23rd 2007
66
he reminded me of Professor X
Jul 30th 2007
179
      I wonder if your memory can "skew"???....
Aug 02nd 2007
203
NY MAG: Harry Potter: The Complete Obituaries (SWIPE)
Jul 23rd 2007
71
A few that were forgotten:
Jul 24th 2007
127
The original Order of the Phoenix
Jul 23rd 2007
80
a bunch.
Jul 23rd 2007
81
      funny thing from reading that list:
Jul 23rd 2007
82
lol @ Rowling making dick jokes
Jul 23rd 2007
83
i thought i was th eonly one who noticed
Jul 24th 2007
100
      yeah there were a couple
Jul 24th 2007
119
           Those aren't even the most blatant
Jul 24th 2007
122
i'm happy with the way it all ended...
Jul 23rd 2007
84
I have only one question:
Jul 23rd 2007
88
Same way Harry pulled it out in Book 2
Jul 23rd 2007
90
only a true Gryffindor can use the sword
Jul 24th 2007
102
      right...i keep forgetting about that. awesome
Jul 24th 2007
104
What an amazing ending to a fantastic series
Jul 23rd 2007
89
man, they beter make this movie amazingly good
Jul 24th 2007
99
Jeez, my eyes hurt. Like, I literally can barely read what I'm typing
Jul 24th 2007
93
you've hit some of my concerns
Jul 24th 2007
111
RE: Jeez, my eyes hurt. Like, I literally can barely read what I'm typin...
Jul 29th 2007
170
I nominate Peter Jackson to direct Deathly Hallows
Jul 24th 2007
101
I second that
Jul 24th 2007
103
when she was describing the giants, i thought the same thing.
Jul 29th 2007
172
How Many of You Did This?
Jul 24th 2007
105
I did that too
Jul 24th 2007
106
i wanted to do that
Jul 24th 2007
107
yeah I took note during the second read
Jul 24th 2007
113
She set us up for a Prequel
Jul 24th 2007
108
if she does a prequel, i want Dumbledore v. Grindlewald
Jul 24th 2007
112
YEP!
Jul 24th 2007
121
I don't feel I really need to know anything more about Snape now
Jul 24th 2007
114
Your right
Jul 24th 2007
116
Part of me wishes for more Potter and Hogwarts related tales
Jul 24th 2007
117
if she does a Prequel it would be cool to be on the 4 heads of the house...
Jul 25th 2007
142
      trueeee
Jul 25th 2007
147
Here: so you can recognize game more easily.
Jul 24th 2007
109
yes, you deserve your props...
Jul 24th 2007
124
that was the best.
Jul 24th 2007
123
So what is everyone going to read to fill the Potter gap?
Jul 24th 2007
125
i don't think the post should have been locked.
Jul 24th 2007
126
yeah, you-know-who was hating very much in there..lol
Jul 24th 2007
128
Re: Christopher Moore
Jul 24th 2007
129
I honestly don't recall the title
Jul 24th 2007
130
      That would be his latest one, A Dirty Job
Jul 24th 2007
131
i really like Sedaris so i recommend Me Talk Pretty One Day
Jul 24th 2007
132
J.K Rowling: I'm fitna write a Harry Potter Encylopedia (swipe)
Jul 24th 2007
133
MO CRACK!
Jul 24th 2007
134
yep, I'll buy it n/m
Jul 25th 2007
150
Okay, so who DIDN'T appear in the final book
Jul 24th 2007
135
I don't think we saw Professor Trelawney
Jul 25th 2007
136
      Nah, she was there.
Jul 25th 2007
137
I'm at work thinking to myself
Jul 25th 2007
139
Yeah, that one sucked, but it was "necessary"
Jul 25th 2007
141
can't believe its over
Jul 25th 2007
143
also
Jul 25th 2007
144
i would have been HEATED if she killed off ginny
Jul 25th 2007
145
      I would have had a fit
Jul 25th 2007
146
im still mad about that Epilogue
Jul 25th 2007
148
I loved it
Jul 25th 2007
149
Really? I thought it brought about nice closure
Jul 25th 2007
151
hopefully, the 'encyclopedia' will give the characters more closure
Jul 25th 2007
152
yeah, she basically HAD to do an encyclopedia
Jul 25th 2007
155
RE: im still mad about that Epilogue
Jul 25th 2007
153
i read the book in six hours last night
Jul 25th 2007
154
My shallow thoughts
Jul 25th 2007
156
RE: My shallow thoughts
Jul 25th 2007
158
      RE: My shallow thoughts
Jul 25th 2007
159
      RE: My shallow thoughts
Jul 26th 2007
160
           I guess you could read that into it
Jul 27th 2007
165
Question
Jul 26th 2007
161
maybe i missed it, but i just have one question........
Jul 27th 2007
162
in The Half Blood Prince
Jul 27th 2007
163
      right, so Draco never had it
Jul 27th 2007
164
           Harry never PHYSICALLY had it, but it was his in spirit already
Jul 27th 2007
166
                hmm.... i dont like the sound of that.
Jul 28th 2007
168
                     RE: hmm.... i dont like the sound of that.
Jul 29th 2007
169
                          good synopsis.
Jul 29th 2007
171
                          ^
Jul 29th 2007
173
just. finished.... WOW. this was everything i could have wanted
Jul 28th 2007
167
*****Clarification from the HP Dateline Special w/J.K******
Jul 30th 2007
174
I just read a Yahoo online interview
Jul 30th 2007
178
I knew I wasn't buggin out: here's what she said on dateline(Swipe)
Jul 31st 2007
191
more answers from j.k. rowling (yahoo swipe)
Jul 30th 2007
175
RE: more answers from j.k. rowling (yahoo swipe)
Jul 30th 2007
176
see she gave some what different answers last night...
Jul 30th 2007
177
DVS's Analysis (a.k.a. I didn't give ONE FUCK about Hedgwig)
Jul 30th 2007
181
Great Finale
Jul 31st 2007
183
J.K. Rowling Web Chat Transcript (Long but fills in most if not all blan...
Jul 31st 2007
186
that was so very satisfying. thanks
Jul 31st 2007
187
Am i the only one that thought it wasn't in Snapes character....
Jul 31st 2007
188
the tears were legit imo
Jul 31st 2007
189
i mean, yea...
Jul 31st 2007
190
      do you think it weakend the strength of his character?
Jul 31st 2007
192
           i think when you look at it that way...
Jul 31st 2007
193
                ahh, but it wasn't for Harry, it was for his mom...
Jul 31st 2007
194
                i dont have the book with me any more as i've given it to someone but...
Jul 31st 2007
198
                     personally I think it's both..
Jul 31st 2007
201
                You can't even compare Snape to Riddle
Jul 31st 2007
196
                     RE: You can't even compare Snape to Riddle
Jul 31st 2007
199
Everything about that chapter was out of character
Jul 31st 2007
195
      woooowwwww. i just got that (why snape's patronus was a doe).
Jul 31st 2007
197
           RE: woooowwwww. i just got that (why snape's patronus was a doe).
Jul 31st 2007
200
I have only ONE question that continues to baffle me...
Aug 01st 2007
202
I wondered if that part of the book was...
Aug 02nd 2007
204
      In the adult version
Aug 02nd 2007
205
      lol!
Aug 02nd 2007
206
      waitwaitwaitwaitwait....there are ADULT versions of this?
Aug 02nd 2007
207
      So is that a yes?
Aug 02nd 2007
208
           it's an 'iono'...
Aug 02nd 2007
209
                oh I'm all over it. why aren't these advertised?
Aug 03rd 2007
210
                     I wish they did
Aug 03rd 2007
211
                          oh is it just the cover? or a different/enhanced story?
Aug 03rd 2007
212
                               I can make no guarantees, but....
Aug 03rd 2007
213
                               it's just the cover.
Aug 07th 2007
219
I DIDN'T LIKE THE ENDING
Aug 03rd 2007
214
your answer is here:
Aug 04th 2007
215
      Just finished it....
Aug 06th 2007
216
If or when they make the film its gonna be pretty shitty...
Aug 06th 2007
217
yeah I was bored yesterday and started reading the first ones
Aug 06th 2007
218
I'm mad at JK for Lupin
Aug 12th 2007
221

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