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"Post ALL your dumb Star Wars questions here:"


          

I know a lot of people that are not neccessarily "die-hards" have questions don't like the wiseass replies you get in the main threads so maybe we could post some things here and some of the more helpful "experts" can help us out.


From the prequels I got the impression that Leia was Luke's half-sister and Vader wasn't her Dad because no real connection is made between those two, why is that?

In Phantom Menace it was obvious to me that Palpatine and Sidious were the same person, was this supposed to be a big secret?

Why did Darth Maul's light saber have 2 ends?

I thought I saw a preview clip of ROTS where Obi-Wan was cut off at the waist in a light saber battle with Anakin, did anybody else see this?

Who did everybody THINK was Padme's baby daddy?


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Post ALL your dumb Star Wars questions here: [View all] , ThaTruth, Fri May-20-05 10:48 AM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
the fuck was that blue milk Luke, Owen, and Beru were drinkin?
May 20th 2005
1
JAWA BREAST MILK!!!!
May 20th 2005
6
      LOL!
May 20th 2005
12
      OONTEENY!!!
May 20th 2005
14
      lol
May 22nd 2005
42
      YO!
May 23rd 2005
81
      *klings bottle together* Breaaaast miiiiiiilk, you made my daaaa-aaay
May 20th 2005
17
           **moisture farmers.. .come out and plaaaaaaaayyyaaaaaaaaayyy***
May 20th 2005
20
And this is the MAIN question!!
May 20th 2005
2
Padme would be a terrible single mother too...
May 20th 2005
15
      and too much time for costume/makeup changes.
May 23rd 2005
57
      padme's parents are still alive
May 23rd 2005
62
           They're career parents, tho...
May 27th 2005
138
And WHY did Jabba the Hutt have Leia...
May 20th 2005
3
If you cant smash, might as well enjoy the view.....
May 20th 2005
8
what do you think he used that tongue for?
May 20th 2005
11
      More slut than hutt
May 20th 2005
21
answers
May 20th 2005
4
At what point did Lucas' soul get claimed by Satan?
May 20th 2005
5
So did darth Sidius impregnate Shimmi w/Midichlorens??
May 20th 2005
7
Here are some...somewhat answers to that....
May 21st 2005
24
wow... thats bugged..
May 21st 2005
28
      he does call him "son" at one point
May 22nd 2005
43
my take...no
May 23rd 2005
72
I was gonna backhand you, but u make a good point lol
May 23rd 2005
73
I thought the same way you did
May 23rd 2005
75
      heres the problem with this theory...
May 23rd 2005
79
I think youre right
May 23rd 2005
74
      word?
May 23rd 2005
77
Or Plageaus......
May 23rd 2005
82
      those Tatooine chicks got the good power U
May 27th 2005
143
Palpatine was no secret
May 20th 2005
9
RE: Post ALL your dumb Star Wars questions here:
May 20th 2005
10
cause them droids all look alike.
May 20th 2005
13
that wizard's just a crazy old man
May 22nd 2005
45
      RE: that wizard's just a crazy old man
May 23rd 2005
69
How dumb WERE the Jedi's??? Read this...
May 20th 2005
16
another
May 20th 2005
18
Like they couldn't tell Natalie Portman and that Christina Ricci-
May 21st 2005
23
they weren't fooled
May 23rd 2005
56
something tells me Qui Gon knew
May 23rd 2005
83
They alude to Palpatine using the force to cloud their vision
May 21st 2005
25
whether or not the darkside clouded their vision...
May 21st 2005
38
Yoda was a fake ass psychic
May 22nd 2005
46
Question
May 20th 2005
19
RE: i knew she looked mad familiar! n/m
May 30th 2005
175
Why can't people realize that it is just a movie ?
May 21st 2005
22
damn nobody cant answer my question?
May 23rd 2005
67
      Don't be a dick
May 23rd 2005
68
           Seriously
May 23rd 2005
71
A few questions
May 21st 2005
26
mace got fried like a bologna sandwich
May 21st 2005
27
luke was fried longer than that tho..
May 21st 2005
29
      luke's face didn't change colors, mace was damn near orange
May 21st 2005
31
           ..i saw mace's skull showing thru same as lukes was
May 21st 2005
32
                see you feel me lol
May 21st 2005
34
RE: A few questions
May 21st 2005
37
      wasnt sam's fault...
May 23rd 2005
63
why did they goto video tape after everything happened?
May 21st 2005
30
i thought they just had video of the temple
May 21st 2005
33
      when Skywalker was dubbed Darth Vader
May 21st 2005
39
           i forgot about that part, i have to see it again
May 21st 2005
40
           Actually...this was afterwards...
May 22nd 2005
50
                RE: Actually...this was afterwards...
May 22nd 2005
51
                     But he saw it after everything took place...
May 22nd 2005
53
                          right, once they had control of it
May 23rd 2005
76
                          i need to see it again
May 24th 2005
89
What is the significance of the different colored light sabers?
May 21st 2005
35
According to Samuel himself, there is no real significance
May 21st 2005
36
hahah sam jack is so hood lol nm
May 21st 2005
41
Actually they explained it in the KOTOR videogame...
May 22nd 2005
47
      who had a yellow lightsaber?
May 22nd 2005
54
           No one in the movies that I can think of
May 22nd 2005
55
how come vader never shot any lightning / eye color changes
May 22nd 2005
44
He was still struggling
May 22nd 2005
48
RE: He was still struggling
May 23rd 2005
70
Because his arms are robotic, he can't shoot lighting.
May 23rd 2005
59
I'ma hate myself for answering this hahaha
May 22nd 2005
49
this is indeed a dumb question
May 22nd 2005
52
Why do these fine ghetto women got so much ass?
May 23rd 2005
58
it's the questions...
May 23rd 2005
64
why did that robot with 4 arms have a heart
May 23rd 2005
60
Cyborg and Mace Windu hurt him in the Attack of the Clones cartoon
May 23rd 2005
61
RE: why did that robot with 4 arms have a heart
May 29th 2005
160
Ok so Palpatine told Vader he killed his wife
May 23rd 2005
65
RE: Ok so Palpatine told Vader he killed his wife
May 23rd 2005
66
      and
May 23rd 2005
84
RE: Post ALL your dumb Star Wars questions here:
May 23rd 2005
78
because she herself didnt tap into the force yet...
May 23rd 2005
80
      RE: because she herself didnt tap into the force yet...
May 23rd 2005
85
           he was pod racing and stuff
May 23rd 2005
86
A question for people who read the Thrawn books..Jedi having kids
May 23rd 2005
87
I was thinkin the same thing...
May 24th 2005
88
RE: A question for people who read the Thrawn books..Jedi having kids
May 27th 2005
147
Only a few Jedi were allowed to have children...like that Mundi
May 30th 2005
165
Why are sith bad? What are they revenging?
May 24th 2005
90
RE: Why are sith bad? What are they revenging?
May 24th 2005
91
Democracy vs Authoritarianism
May 24th 2005
92
well you see how that worked, the dumb people still chose
May 25th 2005
93
      exactly....but...
May 25th 2005
94
           emperor dissolves the senate
May 25th 2005
97
                MF's are dumb.
May 25th 2005
100
                so for 20 years between EIII and EIV
May 25th 2005
106
                because of their INTENTIONS
May 25th 2005
107
                Palpatine started the war.
May 26th 2005
111
                RE: Palpatine started the war.
May 27th 2005
130
                     You know, that's a major weakness of George Lucas' storytelling.
May 27th 2005
133
                          nah
May 28th 2005
152
                RE: so for 20 years between EIII and EIV
May 28th 2005
153
                the planet had rebels (terrorists). we fucked up afghanistan and
May 25th 2005
110
a brief history of the sith's heritage.
May 31st 2005
182
I haven't really seen IV V and VI.. I got a main question
May 25th 2005
95
yep
May 25th 2005
96
      I've seen glimpses on TV.. I'm getting into it more now
May 25th 2005
98
           knowing that your father is...
May 25th 2005
99
                makes, sense, thanks.. n/m
May 25th 2005
102
                shouldn't have lied
May 25th 2005
103
                     I will in the very near future.. hoping I don't like it too much
May 26th 2005
116
                          even if you do like it
May 26th 2005
125
                               RE: even if you do like it
May 27th 2005
136
                                    LOL @ using your friend like a lab rat
May 27th 2005
146
                                    I dunno
May 28th 2005
150
my dumb confession:
May 25th 2005
101
misunderstood the prophecy
May 25th 2005
104
      RE: misunderstood the prophecy
May 26th 2005
112
      he fathered Luke and Leia
May 26th 2005
119
           yeah
May 26th 2005
123
                the emperor didnt die in the novelizations
May 27th 2005
137
                     Someone also told me a different story from the books...
May 27th 2005
145
                     this is why the novels are stupid
May 28th 2005
151
                          i know right ?!
May 28th 2005
155
      well anakin wasnt the chosen one
May 30th 2005
173
Ok... so Obi Wan cuts off Vader something fierce...
May 25th 2005
105
Kenobi hears that Anakin's new name is Vader from the security tape.
May 26th 2005
113
Who is Master Cypher Dias?
May 25th 2005
108
he was a real Jedi
May 25th 2005
109
when did they say palp was dias?
May 26th 2005
114
      They didn't.
May 26th 2005
115
           RE: They didn't.
May 26th 2005
117
                yep
May 26th 2005
121
                Genius
May 26th 2005
124
                     I don't even think he needed to use the Jedi Mind Trick on them.
May 26th 2005
126
Dag, you'd think the Jedi Archive Library woulod check ID's
May 27th 2005
141
which scenes did Speilberg direct? (he did direct some, right?)
May 26th 2005
118
he didn't direct any
May 26th 2005
122
did y'all know Sith is an anagram for Shit?
May 26th 2005
120
Padme's Last Words....
May 27th 2005
127
she says "i know there is still good in him"
May 27th 2005
128
makes sense.
May 27th 2005
129
yea she says
May 27th 2005
131
      RE: yea she says
May 28th 2005
149
           im pretty sure she does...
May 31st 2005
177
Why did it take them twenty years to build the Death Star...
May 27th 2005
132
RE: Why did it take them twenty years to build the Death Star...
May 27th 2005
134
RE: Why did it take them twenty years to build the Death Star...
May 27th 2005
135
      RE: Why did it take them twenty years to build the Death Star...
May 27th 2005
142
They hid the original Death Star behind Jake Lloyd'd head
May 27th 2005
140
Why WAS Vader wearing a cape before they let him up??
May 27th 2005
139
hahaha
May 27th 2005
144
C'mon.. u know that cape is built in.. made from the best wookie fibers
May 27th 2005
148
      Wookie Hilfiger
May 28th 2005
154
Is this the first lightsaber of its kind?
May 28th 2005
156
lol
May 28th 2005
157
      a post in another forum.
May 28th 2005
158
Why in Star Wars when Luke brought R2d2 to Obi Wan
May 29th 2005
159
about the death star
May 29th 2005
161
Obi Wan/droid
May 30th 2005
162
Obi Wan never paid attention to the droids...only Anakin
May 30th 2005
166
Why is Windu's lightsaber purple?
May 30th 2005
163
sam jackson's request
May 30th 2005
164
RE: Padme's death
May 30th 2005
167
the bitch died 'cause of ANAKIN? While NEGLECTING her kids
May 30th 2005
168
How come they can breath on every planet? (spoilers)
May 30th 2005
169
RE: How come they can breath on every planet? (spoilers)
May 30th 2005
170
*dead*
May 30th 2005
171
thanks
May 31st 2005
179
i dont think sidious was stronger
May 30th 2005
174
      RE: i dont think sidious was stronger
May 31st 2005
180
RE: How come they can breath on every planet? (spoilers)
May 31st 2005
178
      White outfits in the forest?
May 31st 2005
184
WTF is Chewbacca saying?!
May 30th 2005
172
'Why do I have a belt with no clothes?'
May 31st 2005
185
RE: i enjoyed reading this entire post
May 30th 2005
176
the execution of 'order 66'.
May 31st 2005
181
they caught them by suprise, you don't expect the MF's you're leading...
May 31st 2005
183
      that doesn't fly.
May 31st 2005
186

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