i shouldn't win with this one, but it was fun....

hey holmes her drawls dropped quick, thighs so thick,
said she wanted a trinity, and called over some chick,
i didn't know names but clearly knew the game,
shorty gave that slow crane, until the doorbell rang,
answered the door wit no shame, skirt and panties right beside me,
in walked her friend looking all beautiful and lively,
and i wondered could i be, dreamin a wet one,
wake up mad than a mutha, woody needin affection,
broad's friend was a red bone, quickly make herself at home
gave me sum detroit love, as kitty grabbed the bone,
although fresh outta the gate i had to sit up straight,
knew what she was doing, on tha real, had to concentrate,
meanwhile,shorty rock what searching for Red's spot,
musta stuck gold, cuz red suddenly stopped,
let out a moan of pleasure nad then got herself together,
took a brotha deep and face kept gettin redder,
moved in to the bedroom, laid Shawty on the edge,
penetrated slow, shawty cringed and shook her head,
her girl stayed behind me massagin the twins,
kept givin em french kisses, all i could do was grin,
then i had her move, my cool i'm bout to lose,
she straddled shawty's face, then old russell grew,
hungry for more, of that nanni for papi,
felt so good i need to smack somebody,
so i, bent over, hit it from the postierior(sp?),
red turned over, the sight made me feel supierior,
long story short, we kept a bang until Red couldn't hang,
even then me and shawty kept held the flame as we our thang,
and as days changed and we finished, my energy diminished,
i whispered "happy birthday shawty", couldn't speak a sentence,
kissed them both on the cheek, then heard the voice of T3,
baatin and elzhi, slum villiage was speakin to me
turned the stereo up a notch, walked in the living room to sit.
*singin*"tainted"...well, if the shoe fits...

"yes, sometimes my rhymes are sexist, but you lovely bitches and hos should know i'm tryin to correct it"- hiphopopotamus