until I heard what he did with "She's Always in My Hair." Listening to that song convinced me that D was destined to be a legend and that he was going to be around for a while. C'mon, he writes, he plays unbelievably well, he sings his ass off, he can totally recreate his sound w/o sounding contrived...he ain't goin nowhere. He'll always have at least one fan (me!!) if he continues to stay true to the music and not to the dollar.

CELEBRATING AUGUST AS TOP TEN MONTH

Top 10 Ways I like to get drunk:
10)Guiness Beer
9) Purple Hooters
8) shots of Goldschlager
7) Jello Shots
6) Sharkbites
5) Bacardi and anything
4) My buddy's specially flavored Everclear party punch
3) Fruit marinated for a week in my buddy's specially flavored Everclear party punch
2) Absolut Mandarin on ice w/ a splash of OJ
1) Tom Collins



WORDS OF WISDOM:

"Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, in the clear."---Keith's Philosophies on Life

"It ain't about the muscles if you know how to use the knuckles."---my little sister

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when
someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes
4 muscles to extend your arm and
bitch-slap the fool upside the head..."---anonymous

Look over to your left...yeah, up in the corner. As a suggestion, you may want to take two.