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23. "Straight Comedy"
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>But that's exactly why Em wouldn't
>want beef with Dilated.
>He'd rather pick on people
>with no respect and integrity
>than keep a beef with
>Ev going. He has
>nothing to lose from insulting
>Britney Spears, but he probably
>cares about actual hip-hop heads
>respecting him. He'll lose
>underground respect if he beefs
>with Dilated, lus he pisses
>off potential buyers of the
>D-12 album.

And this is something he wouldn't have been concerned about while dissing Cage? Riiiiight.

Plus, making
>fun of pop stars makes
>14-year old boys laugh, and
>thus sells records, which is
>Em's primary goal, since he
>is music's biggest whore.

Okay, I think I have this whole okay-double standard figured out.

Common disses weaklings in 14-year-old Immature and Puff Daddy, then takes on a has-been in Ice Cube and gets canonized. Em disses weaklings from TRL, tackles a has-been (arguably) in Everlast, and disses an underground emcee with credibility in Cage and gets labeled as "scared to battle underground emcees and only targeting pop acts to 1. Maintain street cred. 2. Impress MTV fans."

The Roots shaft the fuck out of Jill Scott, replacing her with Erykah Badu to make "You Got Me" more commercially viable. ?uest admits that You Got Me is a pop song and Jill sang the hook better, but claims "the decision was made, people got families to feed, rah rah rah" and no one thinks less of them. But, Eminem's the biggest whore? Suuuure.

Common goes from 0 R&B hooks to aping R. Kelly and Mary J Blige, dredging up Patrice Rushen's "You Remind Me" for the umpteenth time in the hopes of creating a hit. He follows this with a single based on another hit formula: having Lauryn Hill re-sing an old song and sashay around in the video. He slaps the newly platinum Erykah Badu on a track for good measure. Next album he tops this by adding the platinum D'Angelo, Bilal, more R&B hooks and a remix with the R&B chick du jour, Macy Gray. But, Eminem's the biggest whore? Suuuure.

Redman, when guest-starring on Missy's album, insisted that Missy leave underground emcee Danja Mowf of the track, citing concerns it wouldn't blow up enough. But, Eminem's the biggest whore? Suuuure.

And, let me guess: it's ok for ?uest to perform with pop darling Prince and for the Roots to record with Lenny Kravitz, both of which have legions of suburbian whitebread fans, but Eminem performing with Elton John is "selling out".

At first I was searching for the logic behind this thinking, only to realize there was none, and there truly is an okay-double-standard.

Can't wait to see it reappear if those rumors about Soulquarians doing work with NSync turn out to be true.


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Dilated vs. D12 beef SQUASHED..... [View all] , azarel, Sun Mar-18-01 09:24 AM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
I'd like to see
Mar 18th 2001
1
Actually, I heard it was not going to be Nelly...
Mar 18th 2001
2
      RE: Actually, I heard it was not going to be Nelly...
nappyhead earth
Mar 19th 2001
10
      ridiculous
Mar 19th 2001
14
      RE: ridiculous
Mar 19th 2001
22
      RE: Actually, I heard it was not going to be Nelly...
Mar 19th 2001
21
      you sure?
Mar 19th 2001
27
           RE: you sure?
Mar 20th 2001
28
Nelly started it
Mar 18th 2001
3
Evidence is better than Marshal Mathers
Mar 18th 2001
4
      RE: Evidence is better than Marshal Mathers
Mar 18th 2001
5
      RE: Evidence is better than Marshal Mathers
Mar 18th 2001
6
      aight, u r TOTALLY wrong there yo
Mar 18th 2001
8
      RE: Evidence is better than Marshal Mathers
Mr_Sarcastic_tha_Antagonist
Mar 20th 2001
35
      Know your hip-hop history:
Mar 18th 2001
7
      Lets face it.....
Mar 18th 2001
9
      RE: Lets face it.....
nappyhead earth
Mar 19th 2001
11
           RE: Lets face it.....
Mar 19th 2001
12
               
                     True
Mar 19th 2001
24
                     Straight Comedy Indeed
Mar 20th 2001
33
                     RE: Straight Comedy Indeed
nappyhead earth
Mar 20th 2001
37
                     LOL!
Mar 20th 2001
39
                     UP
Mar 20th 2001
36
      RE: Know your hip-hop history:
Mar 19th 2001
19
      uh
LyricalJester
Mar 20th 2001
32
RE: Dilated vs. D12 beef SQUASHED.....
Mar 19th 2001
13
RE: Dilated vs. D12 beef SQUASHED.....
JKilla
Mar 19th 2001
15
      RE: Dilated vs. D12 beef SQUASHED.....
Mar 19th 2001
16
SHUT THE HELL UP EVERYONE...
azarel
Mar 19th 2001
17
Yall are funny
Michaelangelo
Mar 19th 2001
18
      RE: Yall are funny
Mar 19th 2001
20
Blah blah blah...
Mar 19th 2001
25
Yall need to shut the fuggup!!
yall_jusdonno
Mar 19th 2001
26
fools
Mar 20th 2001
29
you guys crack me up
Mar 20th 2001
30
you guys crack me up
Mar 20th 2001
31
RE: Dilated vs. D12 beef SQUASHED.....
Mr_Sarcastic_tha_Antagonist
Mar 20th 2001
34
em/everlast/detroit
Mar 20th 2001
38
No.....Eminem vs Kurupt
ace_drew_dos
Mar 20th 2001
40
      LOL!!!!! n/m
Mar 20th 2001
41
      that was funny....
Mar 20th 2001
42

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