...well... with a drumstick, that is...

scene: charlottesville, va, friday 10.1... the show's wrapping up... it's been a great show and all and they're throwing towels and shite into the audience... great idea... no prob... so the folx near the stage are getting all the love and then ?uest starts throwing out his drumsticks... and i'm like, cool...

...problem is, though... i'm quite a way away from the stage... out in the stands, actually... at least a hundred feet... likely more...

...as a joke, i put up my hand, calling for a stick to be tossed my way... not even thinking i'll be seen, let alone thrown to...

...all of a sudden, i see, pinwheeling through the air, a drumstick... i'm like "holy shit, he's trynna throw it out to me"...

...but it's coming in too fast... spinning around and it's hard to get a bead on how to catch it...

...then... POW!

so, his aim was on, dead on, really... but apparently, i suck at catching... drumstick to the upper lip... damn... shit bounces off and some other cocksuck in a lower row grabs it and disappears while i'm trying to make sure i've got all my teeth... i'm left with a swollen/cut lip and an only moderately entertaining story to tell...

huzzah. woe is me.
-kev

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