SHELLQUARIAN PRODUCTIONS, IN ASSOCIATION WITH URBAN BASEMENT RECORDS, PRESENTS:

BRYAN SHELLY, "THE POWER OF MY CAUCASIANITY"

IN STORES TUESDAY, (insert any Tuesday here)!!

FEATURING "EMU IN PARADISE" THE HIT LOVE JAWN WITH HAK DIGGEDITY!!

(cut to clip of song)

"You wanna be my emu, you wanna get with me/
well a peacock ain't the only cock that you're gonna see."

COP THE ALBUM, YA HEARD?!?? BUY IT NEEEEYOOOOWW!!!

Damn, I don't care how long my signature files getting. The Shellquarians are going back up. Coming soon: Brother Shellove challenges that funk faking drummer to a game of laser tag for exclusive rights to the "quarians" suffix.


Bryan
aim=bshelly24

Are you a rockandrollkayplayer? Come see my band!! Yell at me for tickets!!

Hite Nine
April 30
Trocadero, Philly

Radio Free Jose--
http://216.254.69.66:8080/ramgen/encoder/okayplayer.ram

CELEBRATING APRIL AS WACK QUOTE MONTH ON OKAYPLAYER.COM --
"Your face is slammin', your body's heck-a-slammin'." --you better know who

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bshelly

"You (Fisher) could get fired, Les Snead could get fired, Kevin Demoff could get fired, but I will always be Eric Dickerson.” (c) The God