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Which one of y'all paranoid dumbasses use a cover in the microwave? [View all] , FILF, Thu Feb-16-17 05:12 PM
 
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i thought covers were to prevent food splatter not radiation
Feb 16th 2017
1
wtf is filf talking about?
Feb 16th 2017
3
sometimes this place is bizzaro world
Feb 16th 2017
4
millennial falcon?
Feb 16th 2017
5
pretty much
Feb 16th 2017
6
I thought this was common knowledge
Feb 16th 2017
28
I'm talking about the type that put cover on tortillas
Feb 17th 2017
58
to keep steam inside and keep moist
Feb 17th 2017
65
Exactly. This dude is waaaay off.
Feb 17th 2017
89
Trust me, "moisture" was the least of their issues
Feb 17th 2017
119
Keep going!!!
Feb 17th 2017
94
      lmaooo
Feb 17th 2017
103
      Fam, as soon as I saw the title I was like:
Feb 17th 2017
131
      Now I'm picturing FILF with a Freeway beard
Feb 17th 2017
164
           LMAO at this!!!
Feb 17th 2017
170
           Even though what we do is wrong
Feb 17th 2017
172
                yo.
Feb 17th 2017
176
                Holy shittttttttttttttttt
Feb 18th 2017
188
                OH MY GAWWWWD
Feb 18th 2017
189
                ^^^^^shameless up for the weekday crew
Feb 21st 2017
190
It also helps to circulate the heat around the food better
Feb 17th 2017
141
      Again, they aren't thinking it through like that
Feb 17th 2017
152
It's to protect the inside of the microwave from food splatter
Feb 16th 2017
2
STOP. Let him cook. The OP Title sets the expectation.
Feb 16th 2017
7
excellent usage of let him cook.
Feb 16th 2017
9
      ^^^^
Feb 16th 2017
46
      ha
Feb 16th 2017
50
      excellent spelling as well.
Feb 17th 2017
166
lolol
Feb 16th 2017
10
you are supposed to put it on your head not the food genius.
Feb 16th 2017
8
is this for real? lol
Feb 16th 2017
11
who be putting seat covers on seats? You still sitting down right?
Feb 16th 2017
12
i plead the filf:
Feb 16th 2017
13
https://media.giphy.com/media/SDxzM5LAVq5Tq/giphy.gif
Feb 16th 2017
14
bwahahaha!
Feb 16th 2017
15
And whycome people buy 2 ply toilet paper?
Feb 16th 2017
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Is it too late to edit?
Feb 16th 2017
17
How you gonna watch Superbowl LI and not even understand Chinese!?
Feb 16th 2017
18
Niggas got pasta stains all up in the microwave like a crime scene
Feb 16th 2017
19
how you gonna break down the science of a microwave
Feb 16th 2017
20
yo I'm dyin' in here bwahahahahaha!
Feb 16th 2017
21
http://i.imgur.com/NyjW93B.gif
Feb 16th 2017
22
Dude just cooking food straight on the microwave surface no plates
Feb 16th 2017
23
lol...eating it right off the turntable
Feb 16th 2017
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Lmao
Feb 16th 2017
25
It's a built in plate!
Feb 16th 2017
29
LOL
Feb 16th 2017
51
Lmao while it's spinning
Feb 16th 2017
32
2 microwaves on the counter like a DJ set up
Feb 16th 2017
40
eating meatball pieces that stuck to the wall
Feb 16th 2017
42
unplugs, holds above his head,pours in his mouth like potato chips
Feb 16th 2017
52
ROTFL! Ol' Hot Plate McGee.
Feb 17th 2017
72
Bruh, I hate those people....had a roommate that use to do it
Feb 17th 2017
60
      Ok a 'roommate' it's all good man you ain't got to lie Craig (c) Joi
Feb 17th 2017
70
           HAHAHAHAHHHHA
Feb 17th 2017
96
I'm saying tho... you've never heated up some spaghetti dude?
Feb 16th 2017
26
archive
Feb 16th 2017
27
This Mugfucker walking into the Container Store, screaming "WHY???"
Feb 16th 2017
30
I microwave with no cover.
Feb 16th 2017
31
Y'all cats are clowning on here, lol.
Feb 16th 2017
33
thank you i needed that laugh
Feb 16th 2017
34
Dumbest post of 2017...locked up in February
Feb 16th 2017
35
In all seriousness...
Feb 16th 2017
36
Moisture... That too.
Feb 16th 2017
44
I know for a fact this nigga was serious as hell
Feb 16th 2017
37
Yes he is...LOL
Feb 17th 2017
73
http://imgur.com/a/TVCaK
Feb 16th 2017
38
lol
Feb 16th 2017
41
WTF? LOL!
Feb 16th 2017
47
Lol
Feb 16th 2017
48
HAHAHAHA
Feb 16th 2017
49
LMAO
Feb 17th 2017
66
fuck
Feb 17th 2017
136
Archive
Feb 16th 2017
39
i.WAS.HERE.
Feb 16th 2017
43
Thank you for this.
Feb 16th 2017
45
someone mention Dirk or Serena so Filf will come back
Feb 16th 2017
53
I never thought we'd reach "do you wash your meat" level in 2017
Feb 16th 2017
54
and it was so unexpected
Feb 16th 2017
55
One of the Best posts I have read on here. WOW
Feb 16th 2017
56
Changed my life lol
Feb 16th 2017
57
**DUMMIES, I'm NOT taking about covers to prevent splatters**
Feb 17th 2017
59
It's too late to talk your way out of this L
Feb 17th 2017
61
LOLOL!!!
Feb 17th 2017
67
lol
Feb 18th 2017
181
lmao someone that eats microwaveable frozen nuggets is concerned
Feb 17th 2017
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eating gas statin sushi worried about mercury
Feb 17th 2017
93
*dying* I can't read this post at work anymore
Feb 17th 2017
97
lol
Feb 17th 2017
100
I just laughed out loud in front of like 12 co-workers
Feb 17th 2017
101
HA !
Feb 17th 2017
111
fuck lol
Feb 17th 2017
145
Dude gives his kids frozen nuggets & buys them fries/burgers
Feb 17th 2017
117
You sound like Trump right about now..... LOL
Feb 17th 2017
74
of all the niggas in the world to call someone dummies
Feb 17th 2017
80
bruh came out the gate MAD HOT with them HARD FACTS though
Feb 17th 2017
98
      The nigga sighed yo.... actually sighed after he broke it down
Feb 17th 2017
102
           His neighbor looking at the microwave like
Feb 17th 2017
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I understand those who refuse to use a microwave
Feb 17th 2017
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They WON'T ever use the microwave w/o a cover...b/c "radiation"
Feb 17th 2017
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sssssh. hush now. dont make it worse.
Feb 17th 2017
85
^^^ FILF Spicer
Feb 17th 2017
90
so specifically for nuggets and quesadillas. Why wouldn't they
Feb 17th 2017
107
      That's my point, they cover EVERYTHING for the reason I stated
Feb 17th 2017
115
           you said "things like..." you didn't say "everything they put in it"
Feb 17th 2017
135
                Folks came up w/ the "splatter" theory so I presented the exceptions
Feb 17th 2017
147
                     splatter theory? lol it's not a theory and splatter is a real thing
Feb 17th 2017
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                          It's a theory when y'all are speculating about the neighbor's reasoning
Feb 18th 2017
184
Bwahahaha
Feb 17th 2017
77
lol smh
Feb 17th 2017
78
ROTFL
Feb 17th 2017
84
The neighbor scenario is sitcom material.
Feb 17th 2017
63
lol i didn't even make it to the neighbor part.
Feb 17th 2017
76
      neighbor knockin on the door like Jazzy Jeff but holdin' a Hungry Man.
Feb 17th 2017
133
           already out the box, with the fork holes in the plastic film
Feb 17th 2017
173
I thought the cover was to keep it clean
Feb 17th 2017
64
neighbor shows up and hands him a fist full of cold mac n cheese
Feb 17th 2017
68
this post brought me out of semi retirement.
Feb 17th 2017
69
lol
Feb 17th 2017
75
okayplayer.com
Feb 17th 2017
79
This nigga be finger fooding the splatter late night
Feb 17th 2017
81
Now imagine sharing an office kitchen with this nigga
Feb 17th 2017
83
cooking fish everyday in the microwave Maurice!!!
Feb 17th 2017
88
      Fuck ALL ya'll man. I'm finna get fired from LOLing at work.
Feb 17th 2017
112
           LOL....dude had a whole Mackerel up in that bitch
Feb 17th 2017
114
this post is the gift that keeps on giving LMFAO oh mercy! Y'all wild!
Feb 17th 2017
86
Please tell me you wash your meat...& don't use a microwave cover?!
Feb 17th 2017
87
Microwave lookin like the inside of a hot pocket
Feb 17th 2017
91
FILF making OKP great again.
Feb 17th 2017
92
. . .
Feb 17th 2017
95
I'm literally in tears at my desk, luckily my co-workers already think.....
Feb 17th 2017
99
this post was a breath of fresh air
Feb 17th 2017
104
yet it reeks of microwave popcorn...
Feb 17th 2017
113
LOL your title talks about using a cover...
Feb 17th 2017
106
Folks who have no choice but to use the microwave insist on a cover
Feb 17th 2017
118
RE: Folks who have no choice but to use the microwave insist on a cover
Feb 17th 2017
122
      Stay-at-home moms nm
Feb 17th 2017
123
           IF you know multiple people that think like that you are doing something
Feb 17th 2017
124
           They are in the same inner circle so the myth got passed around
Feb 17th 2017
127
           i think you're making a FLAWED assumption...
Feb 17th 2017
137
                Bruh, they straight up TOLD me they use covers b/c of "radiation"
Feb 17th 2017
149
Dude came in with the Kellyanne-Spicer-Trump combo
Feb 17th 2017
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      this is an alternative facts thread.
Feb 17th 2017
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      Bwahaha
Feb 17th 2017
143
Pssst, FILF is Alan from "The Hangover"
Feb 17th 2017
108
I thought his OKS shit was a schtick
Feb 17th 2017
109
OKS & GD are two different entities, Barbershop vs. Dinner table
Feb 17th 2017
126
      HAHAAHH good one Dinner table
Feb 17th 2017
139
You mean to tell me there's more!?
Feb 17th 2017
110
I came back just to reply in here.
Feb 17th 2017
120
LOL.... HAHAHAHA
Feb 17th 2017
128
oh shit!!!
Feb 17th 2017
132
well, goooooooooootdamn (c)Wyatt from Real Science
Feb 17th 2017
146
Nigga just trying to take care of the science oven Carmine gave him
Feb 17th 2017
121
It's not about using a cover but the **reason** some folks use it
Feb 17th 2017
125
He Posted like he was dropping that good Hotep too.. LOL
Feb 17th 2017
129
Bruh, I was just venting b/c the neighbors were annoying me
Feb 17th 2017
130
Well, it happens to the best of us.
Feb 17th 2017
156
Thought he was kicking doors in all the way from Khemet
Feb 17th 2017
177
i can't front, i thought he was til at first glance
Feb 18th 2017
182
bookmark for Vinnie Johnson
Feb 17th 2017
138
classic
Feb 17th 2017
142
archive
Feb 17th 2017
144
A+ POST WOULD READ AGAIN
Feb 17th 2017
148
You be letting grown ass men in ya house on a consistent basis ...
Feb 17th 2017
150
Dude got two kids that stay crying for chicken nuggets
Feb 17th 2017
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And when shorty finds out you're helping feed her kids radioactive nugge...
Feb 17th 2017
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      Worst come worst, they move out
Feb 17th 2017
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I am CRYING
Feb 17th 2017
158
Heat they meat....
Feb 17th 2017
159
"Yo, dawg. I need this meat warmed up real quick like, ya dig"
Feb 17th 2017
165
      They have to wash their meat first thou......
Feb 17th 2017
169
This was good.
Feb 17th 2017
155
Nigga....when you go get x-rays they put a heavy lead blanket on you
Feb 17th 2017
157
lol
Feb 17th 2017
160
That's a special government issued hot pocket sleeve
Feb 17th 2017
167
LOL
Feb 17th 2017
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LOLOLOL
Feb 18th 2017
183
this is reaching YMCA league levels.
Feb 17th 2017
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let it cook
Feb 17th 2017
162
this is good and all but i would disagree
Feb 17th 2017
163
Not even close. The Marine lords over all.
Feb 17th 2017
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      yep...on the low...OKS archives contain some of the funniest posts...
Feb 17th 2017
175
FILF lets homeless people warm up in his car
Feb 17th 2017
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That's his main redeemable quality!
Feb 17th 2017
180
SIGNED DIRTY MIKE AND THE BOYS
Feb 18th 2017
187
:|
Feb 17th 2017
179
there's a mcrowave cover industry, you can buy them on amazon
Feb 18th 2017
185
My neighbor wants to kniow if they shield from "radiation"
Feb 18th 2017
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