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204357, Which one of y'all paranoid dumbasses use a cover in the microwave? Posted by FILF, Thu Feb-16-17 05:12 PM
A microwave radiation isn't a radioactive material, it's a wave of invisible light just like UV (aka the sun light) that activates water molecules to heat up your meal *sigh*
Putting food under UV light doesn't give you skin cancer, standing in the suns does! The same is true for microwave.
I have a neighbor whose girl refuses to use a microwave b/c she heard some Dr Oz bs & made him throw it out. Now dude is knocking on my door when he want to heat out something in a hurry b/c the toaster oven takes a while to fire up.
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204358, i thought covers were to prevent food splatter not radiation Posted by RobOne4, Thu Feb-16-17 05:13 PM
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204359, wtf is filf talking about? Posted by Rjcc, Thu Feb-16-17 05:14 PM
www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at
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204360, sometimes this place is bizzaro world Posted by RobOne4, Thu Feb-16-17 05:15 PM
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204361, millennial falcon? Posted by Atillah Moor, Thu Feb-16-17 05:15 PM
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204362, pretty much Posted by Ashy Achilles, Thu Feb-16-17 05:15 PM
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204363, I thought this was common knowledge Posted by legsdiamond, Thu Feb-16-17 06:29 PM
Damn, I thought FILF was playing dumb in OKS for shits and giggles
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204364, I'm talking about the type that put cover on tortillas Posted by FILF, Fri Feb-17-17 01:33 AM
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204365, to keep steam inside and keep moist Posted by T Reynolds, Fri Feb-17-17 08:28 AM
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204366, Exactly. This dude is waaaay off. Posted by WarriorPoet415, Fri Feb-17-17 10:18 AM
______________________________________________________________________________
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"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..." -unknown
"To Each His Reach"
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204367, Trust me, "moisture" was the least of their issues Posted by FILF, Fri Feb-17-17 01:09 PM
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204368, Keep going!!! Posted by legsdiamond, Fri Feb-17-17 10:32 AM
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204369, lmaooo Posted by Government Name, Fri Feb-17-17 11:18 AM
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204370, Fam, as soon as I saw the title I was like: Posted by PROMO, Fri Feb-17-17 02:14 PM
https://m.popkey.co/97fe0b/GelMe.gif
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204371, Now I'm picturing FILF with a Freeway beard Posted by Numba_33, Fri Feb-17-17 04:33 PM
continuing to air out his microwave cover grievances over the What We Do instrumental.
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204372, LMAO at this!!! Posted by Marbles, Fri Feb-17-17 05:07 PM
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204373, Even though what we do is wrong Posted by Cenario, Fri Feb-17-17 05:21 PM
We still heat food til the sun come up Crack a 'wave cover when the radiation come down That's a cold tv dinner throw on a wet napkin let it bundle up and i bet it be a bland meal, grab a onion just to lock it down; your food hot now listen up "Don't you know microwaves sole purpose is to kill us clown? And throw us in the ground But without these microwaves ya kids ain't got no way to eat, huh We still try to keep neighbors...smilin Cuz when the teeth stop showin' and the stomach start growlin Then the heat start flowin If you got a GE I know you feel me (Keep Going) IF a kid start leaning and the waves start to hover that mean the heat start working, i'm a grab me a cover Catch a nigga sleeping while you heating in the kitchen...and i'm a nuke em (keep flowing) We gotta feed these kids and the others Heating grill cheese with no olive oil or butter F*** a stove or a toaster, just a microwave and a fridge Niggas heating reckless Ima hit em with the cover But i'm never snitching i'm a cooker if my kids hungry snatch the dishes out ya kitchen I be wilding if you heating on power 10
We keep them tortillas tucked, cut cheese up, wrap meat around it Get them microwaves in my food? F*** nigggas up, laugh about it I'm not trying to visit the morgue, but FILF using microwave covers til i sit with the lord Til I get my s*** together, clean up the stains Cause FILF eating Hot Pockets with no UV rays And I can get it to you while you waiting on chemo mang Still deliver the order mang and i ain't talking bout chicken and gravy mang i'm talking bout radiation and UV press the add 30 second button 10 times and you'll see explode ya quesadilla, you distracted scoop up ya daughter she wanna roll with a thug that use covers, you do the math We gon microwave til our dinner in order mang
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204374, yo. Posted by Stevie Lee, Fri Feb-17-17 07:27 PM
god damn.
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204375, Holy shittttttttttttttttt Posted by Amritsar, Sat Feb-18-17 02:32 PM
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204376, OH MY GAWWWWD Posted by legsdiamond, Sat Feb-18-17 02:41 PM
Real fucking tears, I'm sweating from laughing so hard.
Y'all niggas stupid
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204377, ^^^^^shameless up for the weekday crew Posted by Cenario, Tue Feb-21-17 09:22 AM
damn right, i spent on 45 mins on this on a friday afternoon lol
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204378, It also helps to circulate the heat around the food better Posted by ShinobiShaw, Fri Feb-17-17 02:29 PM
making for a more even microwavin yup I said microwavin
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204379, Again, they aren't thinking it through like that Posted by FILF, Fri Feb-17-17 03:16 PM
>making for a more even microwavin >yup I said microwavin >
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204380, It's to protect the inside of the microwave from food splatter Posted by Atillah Moor, Thu Feb-16-17 05:13 PM
not to protect the food from microwaves. I think that would defeat the purpose
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204381, STOP. Let him cook. The OP Title sets the expectation. Posted by Case_One, Thu Feb-16-17 05:16 PM
. .
Wake up, Pray! Go to work, Pray! Go home, Pray! Love, Pray! Eat, Pray! Live, Pray!
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204382, excellent usage of let him cook. Posted by Cenario, Thu Feb-16-17 05:17 PM
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204383, ^^^^ Posted by nipsey, Thu Feb-16-17 09:40 PM
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204384, ha Posted by Ashy Achilles, Thu Feb-16-17 10:07 PM
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204385, excellent spelling as well. Posted by Numba_33, Fri Feb-17-17 04:41 PM
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204386, lolol Posted by Cenario, Thu Feb-16-17 05:18 PM
>not to protect the food from microwaves. I think that would defeat the purpose
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204387, you are supposed to put it on your head not the food genius. Posted by Cenario, Thu Feb-16-17 05:17 PM
smh.
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204388, is this for real? lol Posted by ThaTruth, Thu Feb-16-17 05:18 PM
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204389, who be putting seat covers on seats? You still sitting down right? Posted by Atillah Moor, Thu Feb-16-17 05:18 PM
now you got two seats for one ass
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204390, i plead the filf: Posted by BigJazz, Thu Feb-16-17 05:19 PM
http://www.dvo.com/newsletter/weekly/2015/4-17-1971/w_images/dirty_microwave.jpg
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204391, https://media.giphy.com/media/SDxzM5LAVq5Tq/giphy.gif Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Thu Feb-16-17 05:20 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/SDxzM5LAVq5Tq/giphy.gif
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204392, bwahahaha! Posted by Somnus, Thu Feb-16-17 05:22 PM
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204393, And whycome people buy 2 ply toilet paper? Posted by Paps_Smear, Thu Feb-16-17 05:23 PM
You gonna end up folding the single ply up anyway, instant 2 ply
HOW, SWAY?!
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204394, Is it too late to edit? Posted by Cold Truth, Thu Feb-16-17 05:26 PM
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204395, How you gonna watch Superbowl LI and not even understand Chinese!? Posted by Atillah Moor, Thu Feb-16-17 05:26 PM
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204396, Niggas got pasta stains all up in the microwave like a crime scene Posted by BigReg, Thu Feb-16-17 05:27 PM
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204397, how you gonna break down the science of a microwave Posted by RobOne4, Thu Feb-16-17 05:28 PM
but not understand this? http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/70186090/
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204398, yo I'm dyin' in here bwahahahahaha! Posted by Somnus, Thu Feb-16-17 05:31 PM
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204399, http://i.imgur.com/NyjW93B.gif Posted by Dstl1, Thu Feb-16-17 06:06 PM
http://i.imgur.com/NyjW93B.gif
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204400, Dude just cooking food straight on the microwave surface no plates Posted by Atillah Moor, Thu Feb-16-17 06:15 PM
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204401, lol...eating it right off the turntable Posted by Dstl1, Thu Feb-16-17 06:18 PM
.
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204402, Lmao Posted by rdhull, Thu Feb-16-17 06:22 PM
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204403, It's a built in plate! Posted by justin_scott, Thu Feb-16-17 06:31 PM
.
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204404, LOL Posted by Ashy Achilles, Thu Feb-16-17 10:08 PM
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204405, Lmao while it's spinning Posted by Cenario, Thu Feb-16-17 06:45 PM
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204406, 2 microwaves on the counter like a DJ set up Posted by J_Stew, Thu Feb-16-17 07:16 PM
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204407, eating meatball pieces that stuck to the wall Posted by Mynoriti, Thu Feb-16-17 08:42 PM
like "ooh"
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204408, unplugs, holds above his head,pours in his mouth like potato chips Posted by makaveli, Thu Feb-16-17 10:09 PM
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204409, ROTFL! Ol' Hot Plate McGee. Posted by Case_One, Fri Feb-17-17 09:07 AM
. .
Wake up, Pray! Go to work, Pray! Go home, Pray! Love, Pray! Eat, Pray! Live, Pray!
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204410, Bruh, I hate those people....had a roommate that use to do it Posted by FILF, Fri Feb-17-17 01:45 AM
Leaving melted cheese & not even cleaning it up.
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204411, Ok a 'roommate' it's all good man you ain't got to lie Craig (c) Joi Posted by Atillah Moor, Fri Feb-17-17 08:58 AM
https://youtu.be/h8WfPKBoyj0?t=6
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204412, HAHAHAHAHHHHA Posted by 13Rose, Fri Feb-17-17 10:40 AM
ha.
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204413, I'm saying tho... you've never heated up some spaghetti dude? Posted by dustin, Thu Feb-16-17 06:26 PM
Covering your food makes 1000% sense if you've ever heating anything splatterable
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204414, archive Posted by dustin, Thu Feb-16-17 06:27 PM
This feels like an old school OKP post
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204415, This Mugfucker walking into the Container Store, screaming "WHY???" Posted by J_Stew, Thu Feb-16-17 06:38 PM
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204416, I microwave with no cover. Posted by tariqhu, Thu Feb-16-17 06:45 PM
and with the door open.
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204417, Y'all cats are clowning on here, lol. Posted by The Wordsmith, Thu Feb-16-17 06:50 PM
Wow, I've never heard of anyone thinking the lid was some sort of protection from microwaves. All this time I thought I was just keeping my microwave from being splattered up with various foods. Who knew I was trying to protect my food from microwaves?
Since 1976
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204418, thank you i needed that laugh Posted by Selah, Thu Feb-16-17 06:53 PM
http://www.dvo.com/newsletter/weekly/2015/4-17-1971/w_images/dirty_microwave.jpg
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204419, Dumbest post of 2017...locked up in February Posted by Anonymous, Thu Feb-16-17 06:54 PM
Congrats
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204420, In all seriousness... Posted by denny, Thu Feb-16-17 06:58 PM
Does the cover help keep food moist too? Like say you're just warming up a chicken breast or something that won't splatter. You still use the cover?
I don't have a microwave.
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204421, Moisture... That too. Posted by Creole, Thu Feb-16-17 09:26 PM
I hate to get the splatter cover dirty. So, I use a slightly wet paper towel for more moisture and to protect the microwave from looking like the one in the office.
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204422, I know for a fact this nigga was serious as hell Posted by legsdiamond, Thu Feb-16-17 07:00 PM
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204423, Yes he is...LOL Posted by Case_One, Fri Feb-17-17 09:08 AM
. .
Wake up, Pray! Go to work, Pray! Go home, Pray! Love, Pray! Eat, Pray! Live, Pray!
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204424, http://imgur.com/a/TVCaK Posted by RobOne4, Thu Feb-16-17 07:02 PM
http://imgur.com/a/TVCaK
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204425, lol Posted by legsdiamond, Thu Feb-16-17 07:19 PM
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204426, WTF? LOL! Posted by nipsey, Thu Feb-16-17 09:50 PM
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204427, Lol Posted by Pete Burns, Thu Feb-16-17 09:55 PM
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204428, HAHAHAHA Posted by Ashy Achilles, Thu Feb-16-17 10:00 PM
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204429, LMAO Posted by T Reynolds, Fri Feb-17-17 08:29 AM
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204430, fuck Posted by will_5198, Fri Feb-17-17 02:22 PM
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204431, Archive Posted by soulfunk, Thu Feb-16-17 07:16 PM
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204432, i.WAS.HERE. Posted by FLUIDJ, Thu Feb-16-17 09:18 PM
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204433, Thank you for this. Posted by KiloMcG, Thu Feb-16-17 09:31 PM
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204434, someone mention Dirk or Serena so Filf will come back Posted by GriftyMcgrift, Thu Feb-16-17 10:17 PM
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204435, I never thought we'd reach "do you wash your meat" level in 2017 Posted by Sarah_Bellum, Thu Feb-16-17 10:42 PM
Yet, here we are lol! ___________________________________________________________
DJTB YOMM
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204436, and it was so unexpected Posted by Rjcc, Thu Feb-16-17 11:28 PM
somehow the title doesn't give it away at all
www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at
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204437, One of the Best posts I have read on here. WOW Posted by DJ Wade-O, Thu Feb-16-17 11:39 PM
Download my new mixtape featuring Lecrae, Andy Mineo, Christon Gray and more. Positive Hip Hop: http://www.noisetrade.com/wadeoradio
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204438, Changed my life lol Posted by Atillah Moor, Thu Feb-16-17 11:54 PM
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204439, **DUMMIES, I'm NOT taking about covers to prevent splatters** Posted by FILF, Fri Feb-17-17 01:43 AM
I'm talking about muphuckas that put covers on things like quesadillas & frozen chicken nuggets to "block out the radiation"...yeah those people exist.
There there are those people (like my neighbor's wife) that refuse to use a microwave b/c they don't want to "expose their meal to radiation".
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204440, It's too late to talk your way out of this L Posted by AFRICAN, Fri Feb-17-17 01:56 AM
Accept it with grace and humility. You dirty microwave owner.
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204441, LOLOL!!! Posted by Shogun, Fri Feb-17-17 08:31 AM
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204442, lol Posted by Ill Jux, Sat Feb-18-17 11:08 AM
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204443, lmao someone that eats microwaveable frozen nuggets is concerned Posted by Cenario, Fri Feb-17-17 09:07 AM
about radiation now??? lolz
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204444, eating gas statin sushi worried about mercury Posted by BigJazz, Fri Feb-17-17 10:31 AM
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204445, *dying* I can't read this post at work anymore Posted by Atillah Moor, Fri Feb-17-17 10:53 AM
lol
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204446, lol Posted by Cenario, Fri Feb-17-17 11:05 AM
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204447, I just laughed out loud in front of like 12 co-workers Posted by Dstl1, Fri Feb-17-17 11:12 AM
.
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204448, HA ! Posted by Shogun, Fri Feb-17-17 11:50 AM
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204449, fuck lol Posted by Mynoriti, Fri Feb-17-17 02:58 PM
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204450, Dude gives his kids frozen nuggets & buys them fries/burgers Posted by FILF, Fri Feb-17-17 12:59 PM
...if only they knew Micky D's is microwaving their buns.
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204451, You sound like Trump right about now..... LOL Posted by Case_One, Fri Feb-17-17 09:09 AM
. .
Wake up, Pray! Go to work, Pray! Go home, Pray! Love, Pray! Eat, Pray! Live, Pray!
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204452, of all the niggas in the world to call someone dummies Posted by legsdiamond, Fri Feb-17-17 09:40 AM
Not like this b
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204453, bruh came out the gate MAD HOT with them HARD FACTS though Posted by Atillah Moor, Fri Feb-17-17 11:03 AM
>A microwave radiation isn't a radioactive material, it's a >wave of invisible light just like UV (aka the sun light) that >activates water molecules to heat up your meal *sigh*
TALKIN' BOUT *SIGH* we just the pool of reporters to his Donald Trump levels of understanding
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204454, The nigga sighed yo.... actually sighed after he broke it down Posted by legsdiamond, Fri Feb-17-17 11:17 AM
Now imagine all the knowledge he dropped to his neighbor when he comes over to heat some shit up?
Neighbor trying to be proper and bring his own cover.
I bet Filf gasp. NOT IN MY HOUSE!!!
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204455, His neighbor looking at the microwave like Posted by Atillah Moor, Fri Feb-17-17 11:29 AM
http://i.imgur.com/zK4htRj.gifv
and leaving the spot like http://i.imgur.com/qlJw3mq.gifv
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204456, I understand those who refuse to use a microwave Posted by legsdiamond, Fri Feb-17-17 09:52 AM
but we talking about covers bruh...
you specifically said paranoid people who use covers.
Some food that is microwaveable comes with covers for browning purposes but even if this what you are talking about you still sound dumb.
Thanks tho... this is how we are supposed to start a weekend.
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204457, They WON'T ever use the microwave w/o a cover...b/c "radiation" Posted by FILF, Fri Feb-17-17 12:58 PM
>but we talking about covers bruh... > >you specifically said paranoid people who use covers. > >Some food that is microwaveable comes with covers for browning >purposes but even if this what you are talking about you still >sound dumb. > >Thanks tho... this is how we are supposed to start a weekend. >
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204458, sssssh. hush now. dont make it worse. Posted by Binlahab, Fri Feb-17-17 10:04 AM
take this L and learn from it.
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204459, ^^^ FILF Spicer Posted by Dstl1, Fri Feb-17-17 10:19 AM
.
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204460, so specifically for nuggets and quesadillas. Why wouldn't they Posted by StephBMore, Fri Feb-17-17 11:34 AM
cover everything...
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204461, That's my point, they cover EVERYTHING for the reason I stated Posted by FILF, Fri Feb-17-17 12:56 PM
>cover everything...
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204462, you said "things like..." you didn't say "everything they put in it" Posted by StephBMore, Fri Feb-17-17 02:20 PM
things like is a limitation. it doesn't mean ALL.
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204463, Folks came up w/ the "splatter" theory so I presented the exceptions Posted by FILF, Fri Feb-17-17 03:03 PM
>things like is a limitation. it doesn't mean ALL.
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204464, splatter theory? lol it's not a theory and splatter is a real thing Posted by Atillah Moor, Fri Feb-17-17 07:05 PM
you got it in quotes like "I'll believe it when I see it"
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204465, It's a theory when y'all are speculating about the neighbor's reasoning Posted by FILF, Sat Feb-18-17 12:04 PM
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204466, DO YALL COVER YALL MEAT Posted by Binladen, Fri Feb-17-17 05:28 AM
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204467, Bwahahaha Posted by legsdiamond, Fri Feb-17-17 09:39 AM
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204468, lol smh Posted by Cenario, Fri Feb-17-17 09:39 AM
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204469, ROTFL Posted by Case_One, Fri Feb-17-17 10:01 AM
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Wake up, Pray! Go to work, Pray! Go home, Pray! Love, Pray! Eat, Pray! Live, Pray!
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204470, The neighbor scenario is sitcom material. Posted by Boogie Stimuli, Fri Feb-17-17 05:31 AM
>I have a neighbor whose girl refuses to use a microwave b/c >she heard some Dr Oz bs & made him throw it out. Now dude is >knocking on my door when he want to heat out something in a >hurry b/c the toaster oven takes a while to fire up.
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204471, lol i didn't even make it to the neighbor part. Posted by Cenario, Fri Feb-17-17 09:13 AM
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204472, neighbor knockin on the door like Jazzy Jeff but holdin' a Hungry Man. Posted by PROMO, Fri Feb-17-17 02:19 PM
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204473, already out the box, with the fork holes in the plastic film Posted by GriftyMcgrift, Fri Feb-17-17 05:24 PM
just go ahead and slide this in for 2-3 minutes brah
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204474, I thought the cover was to keep it clean Posted by Jonjuan, Fri Feb-17-17 07:03 AM
But I don't have a microwave
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204475, neighbor shows up and hands him a fist full of cold mac n cheese Posted by Atillah Moor, Fri Feb-17-17 08:39 AM
"can you heat this up real quick?"
"I got you homie"
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204476, this post brought me out of semi retirement. Posted by Binlahab, Fri Feb-17-17 08:39 AM
way to go, idiot.
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204477, lol Posted by Cenario, Fri Feb-17-17 09:12 AM
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204478, okayplayer.com Posted by Trinity444, Fri Feb-17-17 09:40 AM
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204479, This nigga be finger fooding the splatter late night Posted by legsdiamond, Fri Feb-17-17 09:48 AM
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204480, Now imagine sharing an office kitchen with this nigga Posted by Cenario, Fri Feb-17-17 09:58 AM
and tell me how that ain't more stressful than working from home?
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204481, cooking fish everyday in the microwave Maurice!!! Posted by legsdiamond, Fri Feb-17-17 10:15 AM
https://youtu.be/tD20U3KlXhg
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204482, Fuck ALL ya'll man. I'm finna get fired from LOLing at work. Posted by Shogun, Fri Feb-17-17 11:51 AM
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204483, LOL....dude had a whole Mackerel up in that bitch Posted by Dstl1, Fri Feb-17-17 11:56 AM
.
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204484, this post is the gift that keeps on giving LMFAO oh mercy! Y'all wild! Posted by Somnus, Fri Feb-17-17 10:06 AM
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204485, Please tell me you wash your meat...& don't use a microwave cover?! Posted by Cam, Fri Feb-17-17 10:12 AM
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204486, Microwave lookin like the inside of a hot pocket Posted by Paps_Smear, Fri Feb-17-17 10:23 AM
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204487, FILF making OKP great again. Posted by Buddy_Gilapagos, Fri Feb-17-17 10:31 AM
********** "Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson
"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"
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204488, . . . Posted by CyrenYoung, Fri Feb-17-17 10:38 AM
*skatin' the rings of saturn*
..and miles to go before i sleep...
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204489, I'm literally in tears at my desk, luckily my co-workers already think... Posted by ThaTruth, Fri Feb-17-17 11:03 AM
I'm crazy lol
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204490, this post was a breath of fresh air Posted by Government Name, Fri Feb-17-17 11:20 AM
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204491, yet it reeks of microwave popcorn... Posted by Shogun, Fri Feb-17-17 11:52 AM
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204492, LOL your title talks about using a cover... Posted by StephBMore, Fri Feb-17-17 11:32 AM
and then you use your neighbor who doesn't use a microwave at all as an example, but we are the ones who don't get it? lmao.
if this thread was about ppl who didn't use microwaves for that cancer reason ok...but you said cover and no one covers their food thinking it's going to protect it from cancer. Because most ppl know the only way to prevent cancer from a microwave is to not stand in front of it. DUH. (i'm joking.)
title don't match the content but the laughs are abundant.
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204493, Folks who have no choice but to use the microwave insist on a cover Posted by FILF, Fri Feb-17-17 01:06 PM
>and then you use your neighbor who doesn't use a microwave at >all as an example, but we are the ones who don't get it? >lmao. > >if this thread was about ppl who didn't use microwaves for >that cancer reason ok...but you said cover and no one covers >their food thinking it's going to protect it from cancer. >Because most ppl know the only way to prevent cancer from a >microwave is to not stand in front of it. DUH. (i'm joking.) > >title don't match the content but the laughs are abundant.
My neighbor's wife was putting covers on errrrrrrrrrrything before she said fuck it & got a microwave toaster. I also know other people who use covers on everything for the same reason.
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204494, RE: Folks who have no choice but to use the microwave insist on a cover Posted by legsdiamond, Fri Feb-17-17 01:14 PM
I also know >other people who use covers on everything for the same >reason.
no you don't!!!
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204495, Stay-at-home moms nm Posted by FILF, Fri Feb-17-17 01:20 PM
> I also know >>other people who use covers on everything for the same >>reason. > >no you don't!!!
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204496, IF you know multiple people that think like that you are doing something Posted by Cenario, Fri Feb-17-17 01:22 PM
wrong bruh
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204497, They are in the same inner circle so the myth got passed around Posted by FILF, Fri Feb-17-17 01:38 PM
I believe it started from one stay-at-home mom (the most paranoid group of people) giving advice to a new mom which I guess included not using a microwave b/c of "radiation".
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204498, i think you're making a FLAWED assumption... Posted by StephBMore, Fri Feb-17-17 02:24 PM
just because YOUR wife and (presumably) her family does it, doesn't mean all people do it. That's NOT the reason why a majority of people with common sense use a cover. You state "stay at home moms" use covers to protect from cancer and you're wrong...they use covers so they don't have to clean up the microwave because they are busy with their children all damn day.
like GOOGLE this topic and see how many people agree with what you are saying.
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204499, Bruh, they straight up TOLD me they use covers b/c of "radiation" Posted by FILF, Fri Feb-17-17 03:05 PM
>just because YOUR wife and (presumably) her family does it, >doesn't mean all people do it. That's NOT the reason why a >majority of people with common sense use a cover. You state >"stay at home moms" use covers to protect from cancer and >you're wrong...they use covers so they don't have to clean up >the microwave because they are busy with their children all >damn day. > >like GOOGLE this topic and see how many people agree with what >you are saying.
Why do you think they threw out the microwave?
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204500, Dude came in with the Kellyanne-Spicer-Trump combo Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Fri Feb-17-17 02:19 PM
Formed like Voltron
Started off the bat with the crazy Trump rant with absolutely no sense. Then came back to the post with the Kellyanne spin ("what he meant was....everyone is taking his words out of context") mixed in with the Spice rage.
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204501, this is an alternative facts thread. Posted by StephBMore, Fri Feb-17-17 02:25 PM
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204502, Bwahaha Posted by legsdiamond, Fri Feb-17-17 02:54 PM
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204503, Pssst, FILF is Alan from "The Hangover" Posted by The Informer, Fri Feb-17-17 11:42 AM
He tries to speak from a place of knowledge and authority and analysis, but is always loud, wrong, and dumb.
http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=8&topic_id=2290340&mesg_id=2290340&listing_type=search
That's evidence.
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204504, I thought his OKS shit was a schtick Posted by legsdiamond, Fri Feb-17-17 11:47 AM
dude is the photo next to smart dumb nigga in the encyclapedia.
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204505, OKS & GD are two different entities, Barbershop vs. Dinner table Posted by FILF, Fri Feb-17-17 01:27 PM
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204506, HAHAAHH good one Dinner table Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Fri Feb-17-17 02:25 PM
> could have also been barber shop vs Turntable
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204507, You mean to tell me there's more!? Posted by Atillah Moor, Fri Feb-17-17 11:48 AM
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204508, I came back just to reply in here. Posted by PlanetInfinite, Fri Feb-17-17 01:10 PM
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204509, LOL.... HAHAHAHA Posted by Case_One, Fri Feb-17-17 01:58 PM
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Wake up, Pray! Go to work, Pray! Go home, Pray! Love, Pray! Eat, Pray! Live, Pray!
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204510, oh shit!!! Posted by KiloMcG, Fri Feb-17-17 02:19 PM
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204511, well, goooooooooootdamn (c)Wyatt from Real Science Posted by Dstl1, Fri Feb-17-17 03:02 PM
.
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204512, Nigga just trying to take care of the science oven Carmine gave him Posted by Innocent Criminal, Fri Feb-17-17 01:13 PM
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204513, It's not about using a cover but the **reason** some folks use it Posted by FILF, Fri Feb-17-17 01:23 PM
The paranoid folks I'm talking about aren't thinking that far about "moisture" when they are nuking their frozen chicken nuggets.
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204514, He Posted like he was dropping that good Hotep too.. LOL Posted by Case_One, Fri Feb-17-17 01:59 PM
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Wake up, Pray! Go to work, Pray! Go home, Pray! Love, Pray! Eat, Pray! Live, Pray!
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204515, Bruh, I was just venting b/c the neighbors were annoying me Posted by FILF, Fri Feb-17-17 02:09 PM
I'm glad y'all had fun w/ it but I wasn't expecting it to blow up.
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204516, Well, it happens to the best of us. Posted by Case_One, Fri Feb-17-17 03:22 PM
>I'm glad y'all had fun w/ it but I wasn't expecting it to >blow up.
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Wake up, Pray! Go to work, Pray! Go home, Pray! Love, Pray! Eat, Pray! Live, Pray!
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204517, Thought he was kicking doors in all the way from Khemet Posted by Atillah Moor, Fri Feb-17-17 07:28 PM
off the break
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204518, i can't front, i thought he was til at first glance Posted by Ill Jux, Sat Feb-18-17 11:15 AM
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204519, bookmark for Vinnie Johnson Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Fri Feb-17-17 02:24 PM
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204520, classic Posted by Ray_Snill, Fri Feb-17-17 02:46 PM
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204521, archive Posted by stankpalmer, Fri Feb-17-17 02:55 PM
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204522, A+ POST WOULD READ AGAIN Posted by ShinobiShaw, Fri Feb-17-17 03:03 PM
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204523, You be letting grown ass men in ya house on a consistent basis ... Posted by SimplyHannah, Fri Feb-17-17 03:06 PM
To heat they meat? Interesting.
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204524, Dude got two kids that stay crying for chicken nuggets Posted by FILF, Fri Feb-17-17 03:11 PM
>To heat they meat? Interesting.
I have to let him in so the kids shut up b/c that's more annoying that opening the door.
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204525, And when shorty finds out you're helping feed her kids radioactive nuggets? Posted by SimplyHannah, Fri Feb-17-17 03:18 PM
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204526, Worst come worst, they move out Posted by FILF, Fri Feb-17-17 03:20 PM
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204527, I am CRYING Posted by ShinobiShaw, Fri Feb-17-17 03:30 PM
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204528, Heat they meat.... Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Fri Feb-17-17 03:33 PM
*crying*
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204529, "Yo, dawg. I need this meat warmed up real quick like, ya dig" Posted by Paps_Smear, Fri Feb-17-17 04:39 PM
Radioactive waves and all homie don't tell my wife nigga
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204530, They have to wash their meat first thou...... Posted by FILF, Fri Feb-17-17 05:06 PM
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204531, This was good. Posted by mrhood75, Fri Feb-17-17 03:22 PM
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204532, Nigga....when you go get x-rays they put a heavy lead blanket on you Posted by ShinobiShaw, Fri Feb-17-17 03:26 PM
what the hell you think the sleeve that comes with a hot pocket gonna do??
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204533, lol Posted by Cenario, Fri Feb-17-17 03:34 PM
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204534, That's a special government issued hot pocket sleeve Posted by Paps_Smear, Fri Feb-17-17 04:41 PM
That nigga making a suit of armor out of used ones for when N. Korea strikes.
Talkin bout he prepared.
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204535, LOL Posted by Case_One, Fri Feb-17-17 05:10 PM
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Wake up, Pray! Go to work, Pray! Go home, Pray! Love, Pray! Eat, Pray! Live, Pray!
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204536, LOLOLOL Posted by Ill Jux, Sat Feb-18-17 11:16 AM
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204537, this is reaching YMCA league levels. Posted by Cenario, Fri Feb-17-17 03:34 PM
mods need to archive soon.
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204538, let it cook Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Fri Feb-17-17 04:12 PM
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204539, this is good and all but i would disagree Posted by makaveli, Fri Feb-17-17 04:19 PM
YMCA is just too good.
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204540, Not even close. The Marine lords over all. Posted by Cold Truth, Fri Feb-17-17 04:48 PM
This shit is good, but The Marine & Rhymes With Olojuwon are on some Mount Rushmore shit.
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204541, yep...on the low...OKS archives contain some of the funniest posts... Posted by Dstl1, Fri Feb-17-17 07:26 PM
to ever happen on OKP.
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204542, FILF lets homeless people warm up in his car Posted by Kira, Fri Feb-17-17 08:43 PM
You seem like a really nice guy minus the fact that you're a Spurs fan.
SMH at your perfectly serious logic.........
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204543, That's his main redeemable quality! Posted by J_Stew, Fri Feb-17-17 11:33 PM
Nah, he seems like a good dude, this shit is just funny though.
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204544, SIGNED DIRTY MIKE AND THE BOYS Posted by ShinobiShaw, Sat Feb-18-17 02:32 PM
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204545, :| Posted by jetblack, Fri Feb-17-17 09:40 PM
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204546, there's a mcrowave cover industry, you can buy them on amazon Posted by Ill Jux, Sat Feb-18-17 12:05 PM
https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=a9_sc_1?rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Amicrowave+cover&keywords=microwave+cover&ie=UTF8&qid=1487437413
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204547, My neighbor wants to kniow if they shield from "radiation" Posted by FILF, Sat Feb-18-17 12:11 PM
We're talking about the type that have underground bunkers & gas masks which is why I specifically directed the question to "paranoid" muphuckas *sigh*
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