A microwave radiation isn't a radioactive material, it's a wave of invisible light just like UV (aka the sun light) that activates water molecules to heat up your meal *sigh*

Putting food under UV light doesn't give you skin cancer, standing in the suns does! The same is true for microwave.

I have a neighbor whose girl refuses to use a microwave b/c she heard some Dr Oz bs & made him throw it out. Now dude is knocking on my door when he want to heat out something in a hurry b/c the toaster oven takes a while to fire up.

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Damn, I thought FILF was playing dumb in OKS for shits and giggles

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"To Each His Reach"

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continuing to air out his microwave cover grievances over the What We Do instrumental.

We still heat food til the sun come up
Crack a 'wave cover when the radiation come down
That's a cold tv dinner
throw on a wet napkin let it bundle up
and i bet it be a bland meal, grab a onion
just to lock it down; your food hot now listen up
"Don't you know microwaves sole purpose is to kill us clown?
And throw us in the ground
But without these microwaves ya kids ain't got no way to eat, huh
We still try to keep neighbors...smilin
Cuz when the teeth stop showin' and the stomach start growlin
Then the heat start flowin
If you got a GE I know you feel me
(Keep Going)
IF a kid start leaning and the waves start to hover
that mean the heat start working, i'm a grab me a cover
Catch a nigga sleeping while you heating in the kitchen...and i'm a nuke em
(keep flowing)
We gotta feed these kids and the others
Heating grill cheese with no olive oil or butter
F*** a stove or a toaster, just a microwave and a fridge
Niggas heating reckless Ima hit em with the cover
But i'm never snitching i'm a cooker
if my kids hungry snatch the dishes out ya kitchen
I be wilding if you heating on power 10

We keep them tortillas tucked, cut cheese up, wrap meat around it
Get them microwaves in my food? F*** nigggas up, laugh about it
I'm not trying to visit the morgue, but FILF using microwave covers til i sit with the lord
Til I get my s*** together, clean up the stains
Cause FILF eating Hot Pockets with no UV rays
And I can get it to you while you waiting on chemo mang
Still deliver the order mang
and i ain't talking bout chicken and gravy mang
i'm talking bout radiation and UV
press the add 30 second button 10 times and you'll see
explode ya quesadilla, you distracted scoop up ya daughter
she wanna roll with a thug that use covers, you do the math
We gon microwave til our dinner in order mang

god damn.

Real fucking tears, I'm sweating from laughing so hard.

Y'all niggas stupid

damn right, i spent on 45 mins on this on a friday afternoon lol

making for a more even microwavin
yup I said microwavin

>making for a more even microwavin
>yup I said microwavin
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not to protect the food from microwaves. I think that would defeat the purpose

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>not to protect the food from microwaves. I think that would defeat the purpose

smh.

now you got two seats for one ass

http://www.dvo.com/newsletter/weekly/2015/4-17-1971/w_images/dirty_microwave.jpg

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You gonna end up folding the single ply up anyway, instant 2 ply

HOW, SWAY?!

but not understand this? http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/70186090/

http://i.imgur.com/NyjW93B.gif

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like "ooh"

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Leaving melted cheese & not even cleaning it up.

https://youtu.be/h8WfPKBoyj0?t=6

ha.

Covering your food makes 1000% sense if you've ever heating anything splatterable

This feels like an old school OKP post

and with the door open.

Wow, I've never heard of anyone thinking the lid was some sort of protection from microwaves. All this time I thought I was just keeping my microwave from being splattered up with various foods. Who knew I was trying to protect my food from microwaves?



Since 1976

http://www.dvo.com/newsletter/weekly/2015/4-17-1971/w_images/dirty_microwave.jpg

Congrats

Does the cover help keep food moist too? Like say you're just warming up a chicken breast or something that won't splatter. You still use the cover?

I don't have a microwave.

I hate to get the splatter cover dirty. So, I use a slightly wet paper towel for more moisture and to protect the microwave from looking like the one in the office.

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Yet, here we are lol!
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somehow the title doesn't give it away at all

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I'm talking about muphuckas that put covers on things like quesadillas & frozen chicken nuggets to "block out the radiation"...yeah those people exist.

There there are those people (like my neighbor's wife) that refuse to use a microwave b/c they don't want to "expose their meal to radiation".

Accept it with grace and humility.
You dirty microwave owner.

about radiation now??? lolz

lol

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...if only they knew Micky D's is microwaving their buns.

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Not like this b

>A microwave radiation isn't a radioactive material, it's a
>wave of invisible light just like UV (aka the sun light) that
>activates water molecules to heat up your meal *sigh*

TALKIN' BOUT *SIGH* we just the pool of reporters to his Donald Trump levels of understanding

Now imagine all the knowledge he dropped to his neighbor when he comes over to heat some shit up?

Neighbor trying to be proper and bring his own cover.

I bet Filf gasp. NOT IN MY HOUSE!!!

http://i.imgur.com/zK4htRj.gifv

and leaving the spot like
http://i.imgur.com/qlJw3mq.gifv

but we talking about covers bruh...

you specifically said paranoid people who use covers.

Some food that is microwaveable comes with covers for browning purposes but even if this what you are talking about you still sound dumb.

Thanks tho... this is how we are supposed to start a weekend.

>but we talking about covers bruh...
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>you specifically said paranoid people who use covers.
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>Some food that is microwaveable comes with covers for browning
>purposes but even if this what you are talking about you still
>sound dumb.
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>Thanks tho... this is how we are supposed to start a weekend.
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take this L and learn from it.

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cover everything...

>cover everything...

things like is a limitation. it doesn't mean ALL.

>things like is a limitation. it doesn't mean ALL.

you got it in quotes like "I'll believe it when I see it"

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>I have a neighbor whose girl refuses to use a microwave b/c
>she heard some Dr Oz bs & made him throw it out. Now dude is
>knocking on my door when he want to heat out something in a
>hurry b/c the toaster oven takes a while to fire up.

just go ahead and slide this in for 2-3 minutes brah

But I don't have a microwave

"can you heat this up real quick?"

"I got you homie"

way to go, idiot.

and tell me how that ain't more stressful than working from home?

https://youtu.be/tD20U3KlXhg

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..and miles to go before i sleep...

I'm crazy lol

and then you use your neighbor who doesn't use a microwave at all as an example, but we are the ones who don't get it? lmao.

if this thread was about ppl who didn't use microwaves for that cancer reason ok...but you said cover and no one covers their food thinking it's going to protect it from cancer. Because most ppl know the only way to prevent cancer from a microwave is to not stand in front of it. DUH. (i'm joking.)

title don't match the content but the laughs are abundant.

>and then you use your neighbor who doesn't use a microwave at
>all as an example, but we are the ones who don't get it?
>lmao.
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>if this thread was about ppl who didn't use microwaves for
>that cancer reason ok...but you said cover and no one covers
>their food thinking it's going to protect it from cancer.
>Because most ppl know the only way to prevent cancer from a
>microwave is to not stand in front of it. DUH. (i'm joking.)
>
>title don't match the content but the laughs are abundant.

My neighbor's wife was putting covers on errrrrrrrrrrything before she said fuck it & got a microwave toaster. I also know other people who use covers on everything for the same reason.

I also know
>other people who use covers on everything for the same
>reason.

no you don't!!!

> I also know
>>other people who use covers on everything for the same
>>reason.
>
>no you don't!!!

wrong bruh

I believe it started from one stay-at-home mom (the most paranoid group of people) giving advice to a new mom which I guess included not using a microwave b/c of "radiation".

just because YOUR wife and (presumably) her family does it, doesn't mean all people do it. That's NOT the reason why a majority of people with common sense use a cover. You state "stay at home moms" use covers to protect from cancer and you're wrong...they use covers so they don't have to clean up the microwave because they are busy with their children all damn day.

like GOOGLE this topic and see how many people agree with what you are saying.

>just because YOUR wife and (presumably) her family does it,
>doesn't mean all people do it. That's NOT the reason why a
>majority of people with common sense use a cover. You state
>"stay at home moms" use covers to protect from cancer and
>you're wrong...they use covers so they don't have to clean up
>the microwave because they are busy with their children all
>damn day.
>
>like GOOGLE this topic and see how many people agree with what
>you are saying.

Why do you think they threw out the microwave?

Formed like Voltron

Started off the bat with the crazy Trump rant with absolutely no sense.
Then came back to the post with the Kellyanne spin ("what he meant was....everyone is taking his words out of context") mixed in with the Spice rage.

He tries to speak from a place of knowledge and authority and analysis, but is always loud, wrong, and dumb.

http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=8&topic_id=2290340&mesg_id=2290340&listing_type=search

That's evidence.

dude is the photo next to smart dumb nigga in the encyclapedia.

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could have also been barber shop vs Turntable

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The paranoid folks I'm talking about aren't thinking that far about "moisture" when they are nuking their frozen chicken nuggets.

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I'm glad y'all had fun w/ it but I wasn't expecting it to blow up.

>I'm glad y'all had fun w/ it but I wasn't expecting it to
>blow up.


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To heat they meat? Interesting.

>To heat they meat? Interesting.

I have to let him in so the kids shut up b/c that's more annoying that opening the door.

*crying*

Radioactive waves and all homie
don't tell my wife nigga

what the hell you think the sleeve that comes with a hot pocket gonna do??

That nigga making a suit of armor out of used ones for when N. Korea strikes.

Talkin bout he prepared.

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mods need to archive soon.

YMCA is just too good.

This shit is good, but The Marine & Rhymes With Olojuwon are on some Mount Rushmore shit.

to ever happen on OKP.

You seem like a really nice guy minus the fact that you're a Spurs fan.

SMH at your perfectly serious logic.........

Nah, he seems like a good dude, this shit is just funny though.

https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=a9_sc_1?rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Amicrowave+cover&keywords=microwave+cover&ie=UTF8&qid=1487437413

We're talking about the type that have underground bunkers & gas masks which is why I specifically directed the question to "paranoid" muphuckas *sigh*