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Very-Effortless
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"A man could not handle being a woman for 72 hours"
Tue Dec-04-12 09:42 AM by Very-Effortless

  

          

And I'm not even talking about the societal/cultural aspect.

Just on anatomy. They couldn't deal.

Losing 5 lbs in 24 hours, not because of a diet or exercising, but just because you were bloated.

Having a shirt that fit fine last night, be snug as hell today because your boobs decided to swell up over night.

To actually have a sore back, abdomen and vagina, not from sex or working out but just because your body is capable of reproduction.

And I don't even know why I was crying yesterday because I wasn't sad about shit.

Seven days out of every month having zero control over your body. And on top of that, for a day or two, limited control over your emotions.

I don't think there's a single man that could handle that.

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The Green Mile is a movie where the magical black man wrongly dies and the white man who let it happen lives forever.

  

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A man could not handle being a woman for 72 hours [View all] , Very-Effortless, Tue Dec-04-12 09:34 AM
 
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yeah, i'm good on all that
Dec 04th 2012
1
Yep, wont be no argument from me....nm
Dec 04th 2012
5
Yup, came in here to say the same damn thing
Dec 04th 2012
135
lol i wonder what you actually meant
Dec 04th 2012
150
no argument from me
Dec 04th 2012
2
They would start selling pussy by the third hour
Dec 04th 2012
3
I'm upset that women don't capitalize off their vagina more.
Dec 05th 2012
164
And women could not handle being a man for 72 hours
Dec 04th 2012
4
I laffed
Dec 04th 2012
10
LOL. Base.
Dec 04th 2012
14
Ha!
Dec 04th 2012
16
lol
Dec 04th 2012
21
LMFAO!! AMEN!
Dec 04th 2012
22
lol basically.
Dec 04th 2012
25
tearz
Dec 04th 2012
26
loool
Dec 04th 2012
30
lol
Dec 04th 2012
35
lls
Dec 04th 2012
37
hahaha
Dec 04th 2012
38
*twerks for jesus*
Dec 04th 2012
40
*guffaw*
Dec 04th 2012
41
hahahahahaha
Dec 04th 2012
42
why you acting like you listen?
Dec 04th 2012
43
yaaaaaas lawd
Dec 04th 2012
45
it wasn't that funny, yall
Dec 04th 2012
51
CMON
Dec 04th 2012
55
Women we can't even laugh at yall smh
Dec 04th 2012
57
yes it is.
Dec 04th 2012
65
it was fucking hilarious
Dec 04th 2012
93
Yes, in fact, it was.
Dec 04th 2012
98
The Saga Continues
Dec 04th 2012
108
SMH.
Dec 04th 2012
141
um
Dec 05th 2012
157
and just like that: ARCHIVE
Dec 04th 2012
53
^ 2nd the request
Dec 04th 2012
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^^^^
Dec 04th 2012
139
Amen
Dec 04th 2012
54
HA
Dec 04th 2012
89
why?
Dec 04th 2012
70
*golf claps*
Dec 04th 2012
71
*dead*
Dec 04th 2012
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Bravooooooooooo!
Dec 04th 2012
76
typical male response.
Dec 04th 2012
85
Hello. Lol!
Dec 04th 2012
88
*gets in lol line*
Dec 04th 2012
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lmao
Dec 04th 2012
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RE: And women could not handle being a man for 72 hours
Dec 04th 2012
111
lmfao
Dec 04th 2012
117
grand slam
Dec 04th 2012
131
Well done. *promotes to Sergeant *
Dec 04th 2012
149
fack. funniest thing i've ever read on here.
Dec 04th 2012
151
Lmao!
Dec 04th 2012
152
LOL
Dec 05th 2012
170
if they could they'd be women
Dec 04th 2012
It's a good thing we don't have to deal with that shit...
Dec 04th 2012
6
My name is TruOne. . .
Dec 04th 2012
33
lol
Dec 04th 2012
39
Football season
Dec 04th 2012
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haha
Dec 04th 2012
does football make your vagina hurt?
Dec 04th 2012
15
Yes.
Dec 04th 2012
18
      LOL
Dec 04th 2012
34
i'm so happy i don't have to deal with all that testosterone
Dec 04th 2012
142
it's pretty ridiculous. we need to do something about this.
Dec 04th 2012
8
i mean, you don't HAVE to
Dec 04th 2012
11
      uh, if u want a kid, all u gotta do is cum
Dec 04th 2012
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           haha, i was just messin'
Dec 04th 2012
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                lol
Dec 04th 2012
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cool
Dec 04th 2012
9
yup
Dec 04th 2012
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lulz
Dec 04th 2012
12
i wish men cld have babies, man. i really do.
Dec 04th 2012
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but we can't bons. WE CAN'T
Dec 04th 2012
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In cruder times we were the disposable gender.
Dec 04th 2012
28
i loved that cosby episode
Dec 04th 2012
44
OMG, I HATED that episode!! LOL
Dec 04th 2012
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me too!!!
Dec 04th 2012
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That was the episode that jumped the shark
Dec 04th 2012
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agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
Dec 05th 2012
168
me too!
Dec 04th 2012
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girl, please...
Dec 04th 2012
49
      man, you know it.
Dec 04th 2012
109
71 hours of creative masturbation and an hour
Dec 04th 2012
24
1. Women do better than men w social privileges so dead that.
Dec 04th 2012
29
ever had a gf? this is pretty common knowledge
Dec 04th 2012
52
      Yes lol she just made it sound so extreme. Crying for no reason?
Dec 04th 2012
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           these hate women posts are your bat signal .. do you
Dec 04th 2012
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Now that the serious misogynists are here, I'd like to
Dec 04th 2012
31
there's no misogyny in here though
Dec 04th 2012
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      #irespectfemales
Dec 04th 2012
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probably true. OH WELL!
Dec 04th 2012
32
Blame Eve. . .she just HAAAAD to eat that apple.
Dec 04th 2012
36
What a pothole of a post.
Dec 04th 2012
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After 30 periods are EMOTIONAL
Dec 04th 2012
56
really?! I always heard they got "better", no?
Dec 04th 2012
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      different
Dec 04th 2012
67
*Tosses a molotov cocktail at some of the responses in this post*
Dec 04th 2012
59
I just want them to have horrible periods for a week.
Dec 04th 2012
61
or...you could wish we were more understanding
Dec 04th 2012
63
That's not nearly as fun, sweetie.
Dec 04th 2012
64
      its what they do well
Dec 04th 2012
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      wait, women made the post fun and men are whining?
Dec 04th 2012
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      lol
Dec 04th 2012
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      the original post was whining
Dec 04th 2012
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           Yes, but it was light hearted.
Dec 04th 2012
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                my bad for misreading you
Dec 04th 2012
136
it'd be nice if they had periods. then i'd feel life was more fair.
Dec 04th 2012
73
      LOL at gotta--
Dec 04th 2012
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      yall dont gotta now either
Dec 04th 2012
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      Blame Susan B. Anthony n' em brah.
Dec 05th 2012
165
I was gonna make a post about this right here today
Dec 04th 2012
69
ooppps
Dec 04th 2012
80
If a woman was a man for a day she would be in jail.
Dec 04th 2012
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RIP Patrice O Neal
Dec 04th 2012
77
Up
Dec 04th 2012
91
      Men...we're just better
Dec 04th 2012
100
LOL at this whole post
Dec 04th 2012
81
Niggardry level at 91%
Dec 04th 2012
83
This post is like a minor Gender Warz gang fight
Dec 04th 2012
86
Y'all's bodies are defective as hell!
Dec 04th 2012
87
but we can take the dick in one extra hole than you all can...
Dec 04th 2012
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      a hole that causes y'all nothing but pain and worry, hear y'all tell it.
Dec 04th 2012
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           gladly!!!
Dec 04th 2012
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           lol
Dec 04th 2012
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           Ummm
Dec 04th 2012
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                and?
Dec 04th 2012
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                your life is worth a cookie?
Dec 04th 2012
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                     child birth is worth a cookie.
Dec 04th 2012
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                          oh i'm caught up, she referred to you
Dec 04th 2012
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                               yes. my life is worth a cookie.
Dec 04th 2012
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                                    edited
Dec 04th 2012
126
                                    yes, i agree that my life is >>>>>>>>>> than my mom's life.
Dec 04th 2012
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                                    miserable fuckshit.
Dec 04th 2012
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                                    <-- legendary shitboy spewing bitchdamnfuck.
Dec 04th 2012
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                                         LMAO. I canNOT deal with this thread!!! l hate you all. lol
Dec 05th 2012
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                                    Whoaaaa. So you're not at all a feminist gay guy huh?
Dec 04th 2012
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                                         i have no desire to be a woman. at all.
Dec 04th 2012
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                eggs don't do anything but cause you pain till some sperm gets in em
Dec 04th 2012
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                     yall donate
Dec 04th 2012
123
                          Bill Gates >>>>> them Sally Struthers kids w/flies all on 'em.
Dec 04th 2012
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                          i hate the way fatherhood is devalued.
Dec 04th 2012
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                               you realize you one of the few though
Dec 04th 2012
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I would eat as much pussy as possible.
Dec 04th 2012
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most men have never spent 7.2 seconds wondering what its like either
Dec 04th 2012
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they think we'd treat them differently if we only knew how hard they hav...
Dec 04th 2012
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every girl i've heard talk about what they'd do as a man
Dec 04th 2012
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wrong
Dec 04th 2012
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      i've said it'd be just my luck that my window of time in
Dec 04th 2012
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of course we could. you handle what you gotta handle.
Dec 04th 2012
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chill. i believe this is called venting.
Dec 04th 2012
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its actually closer to PMSing, but really....they're one in the same.
Dec 04th 2012
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      true
Dec 04th 2012
134
damn Mr Thomas, you just--
Dec 04th 2012
148
Why am I surprised?!
Dec 04th 2012
107
this whole site almost made me one. unLOL.
Dec 04th 2012
112
like women wouldnt bring feelings into EVERY situation
Dec 04th 2012
129
LMAO!!
Dec 04th 2012
147
Oh well your problem not mine.
Dec 04th 2012
137
probably a separate post, but enough with the self-conscious stuff
Dec 04th 2012
138
men, in general, will *always* try to prove their superiority
Dec 04th 2012
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^^^^The only dude in here that knows what it's like to be a woman.
Dec 04th 2012
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      lol
Dec 05th 2012
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Yes we could, I'd just take countless HD pics & vids of my boobs
Dec 04th 2012
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Very Effortless
Dec 04th 2012
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what. the hell. happened in here.
Dec 04th 2012
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i could handle 72 hours with a boob in each hand
Dec 05th 2012
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So what do yall do in the workplace when ur pussies/heads/feelings hurt?
Dec 05th 2012
160
Yo man, I hope your finished with your little soliloquy, man
Dec 05th 2012
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It's been 24hrs and I'm still in pain. It's 4am, I'm up crying
Dec 05th 2012
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congrats?
Dec 05th 2012
166
Lfresh and nayaa: the gender warz lieutenants
Dec 05th 2012
167
word...at least that bonamie chick got a man...
Dec 05th 2012
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