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167502, A man could not handle being a woman for 72 hours
Posted by Very-Effortless, Tue Dec-04-12 09:34 AM
And I'm not even talking about the societal/cultural aspect.

Just on anatomy. They couldn't deal.

Losing 5 lbs in 24 hours, not because of a diet or exercising, but just because you were bloated.

Having a shirt that fit fine last night, be snug as hell today because your boobs decided to swell up over night.

To actually have a sore back, abdomen and vagina, not from sex or working out but just because your body is capable of reproduction.

And I don't even know why I was crying yesterday because I wasn't sad about shit.

Seven days out of every month having zero control over your body. And on top of that, for a day or two, limited control over your emotions.

I don't think there's a single man that could handle that.
167503, yeah, i'm good on all that
Posted by KiloMcG, Tue Dec-04-12 09:34 AM
167504, Yep, wont be no argument from me....nm
Posted by guru0509, Tue Dec-04-12 09:36 AM

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167505, Yup, came in here to say the same damn thing
Posted by LEBANKS, Tue Dec-04-12 03:18 PM
women (especially black women) got it bad call me a dick but i'd hate to deal with the shit yall deal wit

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167506, lol i wonder what you actually meant
Posted by Kirk Baker, Tue Dec-04-12 10:00 PM
as if.. "i can handle it" or..

"yeah, i don't even care to try all that"

in which case.

i concur.

I CONCUR.
167507, no argument from me
Posted by ambient1, Tue Dec-04-12 09:35 AM
167508, They would start selling pussy by the third hour
Posted by Chat_bouts, Tue Dec-04-12 09:35 AM
167509, I'm upset that women don't capitalize off their vagina more.
Posted by Brotha Sun, Wed Dec-05-12 06:36 AM
167510, And women could not handle being a man for 72 hours
Posted by Geah, Tue Dec-04-12 09:36 AM
^^ listening to all that shit.
167511, I laffed
Posted by placee_22, Tue Dec-04-12 09:37 AM
...b/c it's true
167512, LOL. Base.
Posted by WarriorPoet415, Tue Dec-04-12 09:39 AM

______________________________________________________________________________

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton
167513, Ha!
Posted by Amritsar, Tue Dec-04-12 09:40 AM
167514, lol
Posted by RaFromQueens, Tue Dec-04-12 09:42 AM
167515, LMFAO!! AMEN!
Posted by Big Kuntry, Tue Dec-04-12 09:42 AM
167516, lol basically.
Posted by Cenario, Tue Dec-04-12 09:45 AM
167517, tearz
Posted by desus, Tue Dec-04-12 09:47 AM
167518, loool
Posted by Government Name, Tue Dec-04-12 09:54 AM
167519, lol
Posted by ZooTown74, Tue Dec-04-12 10:00 AM
It's funny cause it's true

___________________________________________________________________________
Bitch, don't kill my vibe.
167520, lls
Posted by ambient1, Tue Dec-04-12 10:03 AM
167521, hahaha
Posted by morpheme, Tue Dec-04-12 10:09 AM
167522, *twerks for jesus*
Posted by MiracleRic, Tue Dec-04-12 10:17 AM
167523, *guffaw*
Posted by ChuckFoPrez, Tue Dec-04-12 10:18 AM
167524, hahahahahaha
Posted by Menphyel7, Tue Dec-04-12 10:19 AM
167525, why you acting like you listen?
Posted by lfresh, Tue Dec-04-12 10:33 AM

~~~~
When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
~~~~
You cannot hate people for their own good.
167526, yaaaaaas lawd
Posted by ALmighty44, Tue Dec-04-12 10:35 AM
http://2.asset.soup.io/asset/2692/6386_4558.gif
167527, it wasn't that funny, yall
Posted by nayaa, Tue Dec-04-12 10:54 AM
167528, CMON
Posted by CherNic, Tue Dec-04-12 11:10 AM
167529, Women we can't even laugh at yall smh
Posted by Menphyel7, Tue Dec-04-12 11:12 AM
167530, yes it is.
Posted by FireBrand, Tue Dec-04-12 11:30 AM
167531, it was fucking hilarious
Posted by ShinobiShaw, Tue Dec-04-12 01:57 PM

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167532, Yes, in fact, it was.
Posted by TruOne, Tue Dec-04-12 02:04 PM
167533, The Saga Continues
Posted by Government Name, Tue Dec-04-12 02:22 PM
167534, SMH.
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Tue Dec-04-12 09:14 PM
167535, um
Posted by GriftyMcgrift, Wed Dec-05-12 12:40 AM
167536, and just like that: ARCHIVE
Posted by CyrenYoung, Tue Dec-04-12 11:07 AM

introducing Sunny Jones:
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..and miles to go before i sleep...
167537, ^ 2nd the request
Posted by Mr Church Hill, Tue Dec-04-12 11:18 AM
167538, ^^^^
Posted by thegodcam, Tue Dec-04-12 08:50 PM
167539, Amen
Posted by BigReg, Tue Dec-04-12 11:09 AM
http://fringebowlteamblog.com/images/the_rock_clap_clap_gif.gif
167540, HA
Posted by 13Rose, Tue Dec-04-12 01:38 PM
This, also expresses my feelings on the subject.
167541, why?
Posted by gloria christie, Tue Dec-04-12 12:09 PM
167542, *golf claps*
Posted by select_from_where, Tue Dec-04-12 12:10 PM
167543, *dead*
Posted by lovelyone80, Tue Dec-04-12 12:11 PM
167544, Bravooooooooooo!
Posted by Airbreed, Tue Dec-04-12 12:16 PM
lol
167545, typical male response.
Posted by Kahlema, Tue Dec-04-12 12:46 PM
*chuckles*
167546, Hello. Lol!
Posted by SoWhat, Tue Dec-04-12 01:36 PM
167547, *gets in lol line*
Posted by kingjerm78, Tue Dec-04-12 01:43 PM
167548, lmao
Posted by 8-bit, Tue Dec-04-12 02:17 PM
167549, RE: And women could not handle being a man for 72 hours
Posted by J_Stew, Tue Dec-04-12 02:35 PM
>^^ listening to all that shit.
167550, lmfao
Posted by Mahogany, Tue Dec-04-12 02:42 PM
167551, grand slam
Posted by Mynoriti, Tue Dec-04-12 02:56 PM
167552, Well done. *promotes to Sergeant *
Posted by Gender Wargod, Tue Dec-04-12 09:49 PM
167553, fack. funniest thing i've ever read on here.
Posted by ternary_star, Tue Dec-04-12 10:03 PM
167554, Lmao!
Posted by Binladen, Tue Dec-04-12 10:08 PM
167555, LOL
Posted by Sleepy, Wed Dec-05-12 08:17 AM
That was awesome.
167559, if they could they'd be women
Posted by motherburd, Tue Dec-04-12 09:36 AM
167556, It's a good thing we don't have to deal with that shit...
Posted by Lardlad95, Tue Dec-04-12 09:36 AM
Cuz then we never would have gotten around to developing civilization...

yeah I said it.

#GenderWarz

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts..." -The Bard
167557, My name is TruOne. . .
Posted by TruOne, Tue Dec-04-12 09:58 AM
and I support this bait poast.
167558, lol
Posted by RaFromQueens, Tue Dec-04-12 10:10 AM
167560, Football season
Posted by FireBrand, Tue Dec-04-12 09:36 AM
- unpredictable weight loss/gain
- beer bloating
- mood swings
- depression
- anger, fits of rage

Yup
167561, haha
Posted by KiloMcG, Tue Dec-04-12 09:37 AM
167562, does football make your vagina hurt?
Posted by Very-Effortless, Tue Dec-04-12 09:39 AM
167563, Yes.
Posted by FireBrand, Tue Dec-04-12 09:41 AM
167564, LOL
Posted by Niq96st, Tue Dec-04-12 10:00 AM
167565, i'm so happy i don't have to deal with all that testosterone
Posted by kate404, Tue Dec-04-12 09:15 PM
but men in football uniforms >>>>
167566, it's pretty ridiculous. we need to do something about this.
Posted by nayaa, Tue Dec-04-12 09:37 AM
to be in such pain/discomfort/emotional distress for 25% of the time is not what's up

men will never really *get* it

it's not fair

and then we gotta grow humans in our bodies?

why?

ungh.

fuckin' ovaries
167567, i mean, you don't HAVE to
Posted by KiloMcG, Tue Dec-04-12 09:38 AM
>and then we gotta grow humans in our bodies?


there've been amazing developments in medical science to prevent that from happening if that is your wish.
167568, uh, if u want a kid, all u gotta do is cum
Posted by nayaa, Tue Dec-04-12 09:41 AM
if i do, i gotta carry it for damn near 10 months and then push it out

where's the fairness in that?

167569, haha, i was just messin'
Posted by KiloMcG, Tue Dec-04-12 09:42 AM
167570, lol
Posted by motherburd, Tue Dec-04-12 09:48 AM
167571, cool
Posted by makaveli, Tue Dec-04-12 09:37 AM
167572, yup
Posted by MEAT, Tue Dec-04-12 09:39 AM
167573, lulz
Posted by desus, Tue Dec-04-12 09:39 AM
167574, i wish men cld have babies, man. i really do.
Posted by bonamie, Tue Dec-04-12 09:40 AM
167575, but we can't bons. WE CAN'T
Posted by desus, Tue Dec-04-12 09:41 AM
*slides non-swollen ankles into these fresh new jordans*
167576, In cruder times we were the disposable gender.
Posted by FireBrand, Tue Dec-04-12 09:51 AM
Sent to tackle animals that could kill us an war with our neighbors.

Meanwhile, ya'll harbor life (with risk of dying upon chidlbirth).
167577, i loved that cosby episode
Posted by lfresh, Tue Dec-04-12 10:34 AM

~~~~
When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
~~~~
You cannot hate people for their own good.
167578, OMG, I HATED that episode!! LOL
Posted by Niq96st, Tue Dec-04-12 10:38 AM
Even as a child, it was just all so disturbing to me--
The men giving birth to objects, the Muppets, Olivia acting crazy.

That shit had my head spinning for a while. No likey.



167579, me too!!!
Posted by morpheme, Tue Dec-04-12 10:42 AM
i thought it was so DUMB.

giving birth to toy ships.
167580, That was the episode that jumped the shark
Posted by ShinobiShaw, Tue Dec-04-12 02:02 PM

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167581, agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
Posted by bonamie, Wed Dec-05-12 07:58 AM
167582, me too!
Posted by SoWhat, Tue Dec-04-12 02:09 PM
167583, girl, please...
Posted by morpheme, Tue Dec-04-12 10:43 AM
the way they react when they get the SNIFFLES?

9 months of what we endure

hell to the no.
167584, man, you know it.
Posted by bonamie, Tue Dec-04-12 02:23 PM
i just wish they cld feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel it
i really do.
167585, 71 hours of creative masturbation and an hour
Posted by FromTheGo, Tue Dec-04-12 09:45 AM
of playing with my breasts before getting bored



Fuck all that other shit you talking about.



167586, 1. Women do better than men w social privileges so dead that.
Posted by RaFromQueens, Tue Dec-04-12 09:53 AM
2.
>And I don't even know why I was crying yesterday because I
>wasn't sad about shit.

>Seven days out of every month having zero control over your
>body. And on top of that, for a day or two, limited control
>over your emotions.

How common is this? God damn we shouldn't have any women leading shit!

167587, ever had a gf? this is pretty common knowledge
Posted by Amritsar, Tue Dec-04-12 10:57 AM

>>Seven days out of every month having zero control over your
>>body. And on top of that, for a day or two, limited control
>>over your emotions.
>
>How common is this? God damn we shouldn't have any women
>leading shit!



167588, Yes lol she just made it sound so extreme. Crying for no reason?
Posted by RaFromQueens, Tue Dec-04-12 11:13 AM
I've never encountered that.

Nice stalking tho. Cross-board even.

EDIT: Also obvious bait should be obvious, but do you.
167589, these hate women posts are your bat signal .. do you
Posted by Amritsar, Tue Dec-04-12 11:58 AM
167590, Now that the serious misogynists are here, I'd like to
Posted by FireBrand, Tue Dec-04-12 09:55 AM
point out that nothing I've said in this post is serious (apparently folk don't get my brand of humor).
167591, there's no misogyny in here though
Posted by atruhead, Tue Dec-04-12 10:54 AM
167592, #irespectfemales
Posted by bloocollar, Tue Dec-04-12 12:24 PM
167593, probably true. OH WELL!
Posted by Government Name, Tue Dec-04-12 09:55 AM
167594, Blame Eve. . .she just HAAAAD to eat that apple.
Posted by TruOne, Tue Dec-04-12 10:01 AM
167595, What a pothole of a post.
Posted by Numba_33, Tue Dec-04-12 10:39 AM
167596, After 30 periods are EMOTIONAL
Posted by stayls, Tue Dec-04-12 11:11 AM
I've never been so moody in my life.
167597, really?! I always heard they got "better", no?
Posted by Niq96st, Tue Dec-04-12 11:14 AM

167598, different
Posted by lfresh, Tue Dec-04-12 12:06 PM
not better
~~~~
When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
~~~~
You cannot hate people for their own good.
167599, *Tosses a molotov cocktail at some of the responses in this post*
Posted by Meadow, Tue Dec-04-12 11:13 AM
Walks away whistling.
167600, I just want them to have horrible periods for a week.
Posted by Sepia., Tue Dec-04-12 11:14 AM
Debilitating cramps, blood flow so heavy they get dizzy and weak, can't keep food down, can't stand up straight,
uterus practicing for child labor, boyfriend acting like they're exaggerating about the pains.

I just want them to go through it for one. week.
167601, or...you could wish we were more understanding
Posted by atruhead, Tue Dec-04-12 11:20 AM
this whole post seems framed around "men really dont understand", which is perfectly reasonable compared to "i wish men had to experience it"

*goes back to facing this world pressuring me to be a provider*
167602, That's not nearly as fun, sweetie.
Posted by Sepia., Tue Dec-04-12 11:24 AM
Which is what this thread was about before y'all started whining in it.
167603, its what they do well
Posted by lfresh, Tue Dec-04-12 12:06 PM
>Which is what this thread was about before y'all started
>whining in it.

look at em go!



now you can archive
heh
~~~~
When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
~~~~
You cannot hate people for their own good.
167604, wait, women made the post fun and men are whining?
Posted by atruhead, Tue Dec-04-12 12:12 PM
is December 4th Opposite Day?
167605, lol
Posted by RaFromQueens, Tue Dec-04-12 12:45 PM
167606, the original post was whining
Posted by ShinobiShaw, Tue Dec-04-12 02:03 PM

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167607, Yes, but it was light hearted.
Posted by Sepia., Tue Dec-04-12 03:02 PM
I mean, I can understand atruhead -- I'm often coming into a lighthearted conversation all serious
and therefore out-of-place, myself.

Which is why my response to him was also light hearted. And as he continued, I left him alone.
Like the nice young lady I am.
167608, my bad for misreading you
Posted by atruhead, Tue Dec-04-12 03:19 PM
167609, it'd be nice if they had periods. then i'd feel life was more fair.
Posted by gloria christie, Tue Dec-04-12 12:11 PM
in 2012, we gotta work, pay bills, take care of the kids, and have periods

they just work and pay bills


167610, LOL at gotta--
Posted by bloocollar, Tue Dec-04-12 12:26 PM
yall volunteered!
167611, yall dont gotta now either
Posted by lfresh, Tue Dec-04-12 12:28 PM

~~~~
When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
~~~~
You cannot hate people for their own good.
167612, Blame Susan B. Anthony n' em brah.
Posted by Brotha Sun, Wed Dec-05-12 06:41 AM
167613, I was gonna make a post about this right here today
Posted by bestflava1, Tue Dec-04-12 12:07 PM
>And I don't even know why I was crying yesterday because I wasn't
>sad about shit.

But I didn't cause I aitn want people to be like......YO......Best is crazy....lmao

liek aint shit going on....Iaint sad bout shit......WTF am i cryin for....like seriously.......

167614, ooppps
Posted by bestflava1, Tue Dec-04-12 12:27 PM
wrong post
167615, If a woman was a man for a day she would be in jail.
Posted by Below The Mason Dixon, Tue Dec-04-12 12:10 PM
she would have been knocked a bitch out. Women already unstable, and they trying to fuck with unstable ass women. shit would GO down. I applaud men for having such restraint.
167616, RIP Patrice O Neal
Posted by Mgmt, Tue Dec-04-12 12:21 PM
167617, Up
Posted by 13Rose, Tue Dec-04-12 01:43 PM
For the great one. RIP
167618, Men...we're just better
Posted by ChuckFoPrez, Tue Dec-04-12 02:07 PM
167619, LOL at this whole post
Posted by bloocollar, Tue Dec-04-12 12:28 PM
167620, Niggardry level at 91%
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Tue Dec-04-12 12:43 PM
167621, This post is like a minor Gender Warz gang fight
Posted by ZooTown74, Tue Dec-04-12 01:07 PM
____________________________________________________________________________
Bitch, don't kill my vibe.
167622, Y'all's bodies are defective as hell!
Posted by SoWhat, Tue Dec-04-12 01:35 PM
You're right - I wouldn't want to deal with that. I'm thankful every day that I'm a man and not and will never have to be a woman. And that child birthing shit??? Man, please.

We get the better end of every deal in the man v woman debate. There are like no pros to womanhood - it's all cons. I'd probably have a massive drug problem. Or I'd pray for dementia. Anything other than that awful existence every day.

No, ma'am.
167623, but we can take the dick in one extra hole than you all can...
Posted by morpheme, Tue Dec-04-12 01:59 PM
WIN.
167624, a hole that causes y'all nothing but pain and worry, hear y'all tell it.
Posted by SoWhat, Tue Dec-04-12 02:05 PM
yes, you can absolutely have that hole and all that comes w/it for the win that is the ability to stuff more stuff in it than we can stuff in our holes.

yes.
167625, gladly!!!
Posted by morpheme, Tue Dec-04-12 02:13 PM
mo dick!!!

i should stop
but my spin-off post is flopping :-/
167626, lol
Posted by SoWhat, Tue Dec-04-12 02:17 PM
167627, Ummm
Posted by Chat_bouts, Tue Dec-04-12 02:19 PM
We gave you life
167628, and?
Posted by SoWhat, Tue Dec-04-12 02:36 PM
i wouldn't have done it if i were a woman. so that gets no credit from me.

if i can find a cookie around here somewhere it might be worth that much.
167629, your life is worth a cookie?
Posted by lfresh, Tue Dec-04-12 02:45 PM
ok dude
~~~~
When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
~~~~
You cannot hate people for their own good.
167630, child birth is worth a cookie.
Posted by SoWhat, Tue Dec-04-12 02:46 PM
keep up.
167631, oh i'm caught up, she referred to you
Posted by lfresh, Tue Dec-04-12 02:47 PM
so your life is worth a cookie
~~~~
When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
~~~~
You cannot hate people for their own good.
167632, yes. my life is worth a cookie.
Posted by SoWhat, Tue Dec-04-12 02:52 PM
1 of those vending machine cookies that comes 3 in a pack for 75 cents. found at the bottom of my briefcase. crushed and stale.

and that life is >>>>>>>>>>>>>> than being a woman. any day.

i'll take that.
167633, edited
Posted by lfresh, Tue Dec-04-12 02:53 PM
>1 of those vending machine cookies that comes 3 in a pack for
>75 cents. found at the bottom of my briefcase. crushed and
>stale.
>
>and that life is >>>>>>>>>>>>>> than being your mother. any day.
>
>i'll take that.

ok
~~~~
When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
~~~~
You cannot hate people for their own good.
167634, yes, i agree that my life is >>>>>>>>>> than my mom's life.
Posted by SoWhat, Tue Dec-04-12 03:02 PM
yes. LOL

and she would agree too. and she's proud of herself b/c she raised me w/the hope that my life would turn out better than hers.

so, yeah. sho you right.
167635, miserable fuckshit.
Posted by atruhead, Tue Dec-04-12 09:00 PM
167636, <-- legendary shitboy spewing bitchdamnfuck.
Posted by SoWhat, Tue Dec-04-12 09:38 PM
167637, LMAO. I canNOT deal with this thread!!! l hate you all. lol
Posted by Goldmind, Wed Dec-05-12 12:58 AM
.


167638, Whoaaaa. So you're not at all a feminist gay guy huh?
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Tue Dec-04-12 11:06 PM
167639, i have no desire to be a woman. at all.
Posted by SoWhat, Tue Dec-04-12 11:24 PM
i think women are entitled to equal protection under the law and that in an ideal world women would have the freedom to construct their lives as they see fit w/o unwanted interference. and i don't believe there many (any?) things women cannot do simply b/c they're women. i also don't believe women are lesser ppl simply b/c they're women.

and i have absolutely no desire to ever be a woman. ever. at all. in any way. their existence seems relatively miserable. men have it better, IMO. largely b/c of misogyny and patriarchy and all that jazz. slightly b/c of biology, as i discussed earlier. female bodies do seem to be full of drama in ways that male bodies are not. so i don't wanna be female either (for the sake of argument i'm ignoring the possibility of being a woman w/o being female).

of course, earlier today i was being facetious w/the cookie business. as this entire post is full of facetiousness and sarcasm and is fairly devoid of earnestness. <-- this should be obvious.
167640, eggs don't do anything but cause you pain till some sperm gets in em
Posted by MrThomas43423, Tue Dec-04-12 02:48 PM
basically they (your mother and father) gave you life. one can't make it happen without the other.
---------------------------------------
believe in yourself.
have faith in your abilities.
without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers,
you cannot be successful or happy.

not compassionate....only polite.
I am not like you at all and i
167641, yall donate
Posted by lfresh, Tue Dec-04-12 02:49 PM
the real work comes after
if dudes stick around then you get the father tag
until then youre donors
~~~~
When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
~~~~
You cannot hate people for their own good.
167642, Bill Gates >>>>> them Sally Struthers kids w/flies all on 'em.
Posted by SoWhat, Tue Dec-04-12 02:53 PM
i'd rather be a donor than a donee.

any day.

yes, ma'am.

we donate.
167643, i hate the way fatherhood is devalued.
Posted by MrThomas43423, Tue Dec-04-12 02:54 PM
and i can already smell your counterattack...well maybe if men were around more, blah, blah, blah. but maybe men would stick around more if people acted like they had an actual role in the process. if sperm is viewed as more of an investment than a donation, you never know how that would translate over. or not. but it really bothers me when women do that. shit...my sperm is valuable.

but whatever. i was just having a conversation like this with some ladies at lunch.
---------------------------------------
believe in yourself.
have faith in your abilities.
without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers,
you cannot be successful or happy.

not compassionate....only polite.
I am not like you at all and i
167644, you realize you one of the few though
Posted by lfresh, Tue Dec-04-12 02:56 PM
dudes spread sperm like it isnt

dont look at me
talk to your fellow dudes


oh and i dont agree with that adoption post
but i see where the mindset is coming from
so many dudes walk away the law the courts no one has any respect for fatherhood
not sure what came first the chicken or the egg
but for fathers that want to be there for their children
the system simply isnt there for them
i cant even imagine a mother having to wait 60 days for the return of her child
dude stepped up give that child back asap
~~~~
When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
~~~~
You cannot hate people for their own good.
167645, I would eat as much pussy as possible.
Posted by kingjerm78, Tue Dec-04-12 01:43 PM
167646, most men have never spent 7.2 seconds wondering what its like either
Posted by illegal, Tue Dec-04-12 02:00 PM
yall the only ones that do that
167647, they think we'd treat them differently if we only knew how hard they have it.
Posted by SoWhat, Tue Dec-04-12 02:39 PM
that's gotta be it, right?

why else are they so concerned w/this topic?
167648, every girl i've heard talk about what they'd do as a man
Posted by Triptych, Tue Dec-04-12 02:42 PM
Has the shittiest most misogynistic agenda ever in life

I never got that.
167649, wrong
Posted by lfresh, Tue Dec-04-12 02:46 PM
yall be straight on that if i was a girl i would be feeling on myself all day
you can stop that lie right now
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When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
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You cannot hate people for their own good.
167650, i've said it'd be just my luck that my window of time in
Posted by SoWhat, Tue Dec-04-12 02:50 PM
a woman's body would be that window where the body is bleeding or pulsing or bloating out of various appendages and orifices or i'd have a headache or some shit. there's too much risk that i'd miss those couple hrs out a month where the woman's body isn't in some state of "UGHHH" somewhere that IMO i'd decline the opportunity to spend any amount of time in a woman's body.

b/c, yeah. it just seems like it's all "UGHH." or that it's mostly "UGHH" w/a couple days of "EHH" w/a few moments of "AHH" and fleeting "OOOH" and "OHHH!"
167651, of course we could. you handle what you gotta handle.
Posted by MrThomas43423, Tue Dec-04-12 02:20 PM
the only reason ya'll "handle" it is cause you gotta. thats like saying someone couldn't handle cancer or something. even though you may not want to, you live the life you're given.

so of course men could handle it. we'd just bitch and sleep alot like you all do.
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believe in yourself.
have faith in your abilities.
without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers,
you cannot be successful or happy.

not compassionate....only polite.
I am not like you at all and i
167652, chill. i believe this is called venting.
Posted by Government Name, Tue Dec-04-12 02:29 PM
167653, its actually closer to PMSing, but really....they're one in the same.
Posted by MrThomas43423, Tue Dec-04-12 02:38 PM
which again...is totally understandable.
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believe in yourself.
have faith in your abilities.
without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers,
you cannot be successful or happy.

not compassionate....only polite.
I am not like you at all and i
167654, true
Posted by Government Name, Tue Dec-04-12 03:13 PM
167655, damn Mr Thomas, you just--
Posted by bloocollar, Tue Dec-04-12 09:48 PM
compared being a woman to having cancer!
167656, Why am I surprised?!
Posted by Chat_bouts, Tue Dec-04-12 02:21 PM
Nm
167657, this whole site almost made me one. unLOL.
Posted by bonamie, Tue Dec-04-12 02:36 PM
167658, like women wouldnt bring feelings into EVERY situation
Posted by Heinz, Tue Dec-04-12 02:54 PM
a guy goes through? lol foh.

in those 72 hours women would get into a fight at least twice


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167659, LMAO!!
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Tue Dec-04-12 09:48 PM
167660, Oh well your problem not mine.
Posted by specityo, Tue Dec-04-12 03:22 PM
Word to Eve biting the apple. Queef to that.
167661, probably a separate post, but enough with the self-conscious stuff
Posted by atruhead, Tue Dec-04-12 08:40 PM
i.e. being a size 6-8 and complaining that you're not a 4-6

good health and a slim waist is cool, but ENOUGH
167662, men, in general, will *always* try to prove their superiority
Posted by d., Tue Dec-04-12 09:17 PM
so many dudes are oblivious to, or feel the need to downplay, women's experiences

167663, ^^^^The only dude in here that knows what it's like to be a woman.
Posted by The Wordsmith, Tue Dec-04-12 10:11 PM

Since 1976
167664, lol
Posted by SP1200, Wed Dec-05-12 03:49 AM
167665, Yes we could, I'd just take countless HD pics & vids of my boobs
Posted by mtbatol, Tue Dec-04-12 09:24 PM
So when I magically turn back I could..

...

.....okay now I'm starting to feel weirded out by this hypothetical situation :(
167666, Very Effortless
Posted by FILF, Tue Dec-04-12 09:48 PM
167667, what. the hell. happened in here.
Posted by MsCeeTee, Tue Dec-04-12 10:19 PM
167668, i could handle 72 hours with a boob in each hand
Posted by GriftyMcgrift, Wed Dec-05-12 12:41 AM
thats allowed right?
167669, So what do yall do in the workplace when ur pussies/heads/feelings hurt?
Posted by Goldmind, Wed Dec-05-12 01:12 AM
How do you navigate such wretched physical symptoms at work? If I wake up with a sore throat, I call the hell out. And if my bussy hurts? Forget about it.

So considering yall get tortured every month, do yall just suck it up? Rub ice on your swollen cooch in the stall? Do you and your boss have an understanding?

167670, Yo man, I hope your finished with your little soliloquy, man
Posted by Bombastic, Wed Dec-05-12 02:15 AM
because first of all,
I been reproducing for years!
Understand what I'm saying?!?
And you're right.
I wouldn't sit around
crying for no reason & talking about kids
because I'd be out getting a job,
doing something, ANYTHING
to put food in their mouths.
And you're right. I don't want to know your pain.
I don't CARE to know your pain
You're the one that put yourself in this situation, man
167671, It's been 24hrs and I'm still in pain. It's 4am, I'm up crying
Posted by sixteenstone, Wed Dec-05-12 02:50 AM
these fucking cramps are not fair. Been dealing with this shit every month for 17 years.

Everyone said they would get better once you get older or on birth control.
I can't get a break. I'm delusional with pain right now. Just needed to vent.

I'm so sick of this shit.
167672, congrats?
Posted by Bblock, Wed Dec-05-12 07:45 AM
167673, Lfresh and nayaa: the gender warz lieutenants
Posted by select_from_where, Wed Dec-05-12 07:48 AM
As soon as any male consensuses is reached they run into the thread trying to tip the balance. got to give it to them though, It takes dedication.
167674, word...at least that bonamie chick got a man...
Posted by FromTheGo, Wed Dec-05-12 08:11 AM
Allegedly...






But (L)fresh and BLAMEcanada are relentless