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"OKP Has The Laziest League of Hoe Saving Captains On Earth"
Fri Dec-19-08 01:04 PM by Lardlad95

  

          

Seriously, bitch bitch bitch. That's all you muthafuckas do.

"Oh I'm sad because Sexy McPornstar did a GG scene, I was supposed to go out to california, rescue her, and then drive her back to my mom's basement in my doo-doo brown '75 Dodge Dart so we could live happily ever after watching Dr. Who reruns and eating Easy-Mac!"

Fuck outta here.

That's not what a real captain save-a-hoe does. How are u gonna save someone online? Did you even read the fucking Hoe Saving Manual? Do you know how many actual hoes need saving?

In the short time I've been sexually active/gotten up the courage to talk to a girl without mentioning my 14 point argument on why Lucas was wrong to ban Wookie Jedi from the EU, I've tried to actually save the following girls.

-A crazy poet bitch with daddy issues, promiscuity issues, and an ego so big I technically count our sexual exploits as threesomes.

-A self-hating lite-bright with arrested development

-2 women who were in high school when I was still reading Animorphs and setting up Dystopian Monarchies with my Ninja Turtles

-A rich Nigerian girl with low self esteem

-And currently an Afghani girl who just got out of an abusive relationship, who also seems to thrive on stress and chaos.


That is how you bring honor to the name Save-a-hoe. That is how you put your cape on the line, risking your dignity, friendships, money, and sanity; not by starting up a bunch of fucking posts because your porn wifey decides that she likes money more than having a healthy larnyx.

If you're going to be a Captain Save-a-hoe save some real emotionally, financially, or otherwise unstable women.

Jesus Christ, even for a bunch of herbs you guys are some fucking herbs.




"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

  

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OKP Has The Laziest League of Hoe Saving Captains On Earth [View all] , Lardlad95, Fri Dec-19-08 12:52 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
i wonder what buildingblock thinks of this post...if he read it.
Dec 19th 2008
1
i was just about to reply to him, fuck you and your post
Dec 19th 2008
3
^Never ceases to impress me. *golf claps*
Dec 19th 2008
2
sig-worthy performance ol' boy!!!
Dec 19th 2008
4
*applauds*
Dec 19th 2008
5
so you tryin to save 'captain save a hoes'?
Dec 19th 2008
6
Goddamnit. It's like these cats don the cape and cowl and don't even
Dec 19th 2008
11
oh i could point out a few examples that live up to yourn
Dec 19th 2008
7
What's sad is that, it only goes downhill from here.
Dec 19th 2008
8
yeah man.
Dec 19th 2008
9
haha
Dec 19th 2008
10
what do you call a captain save a hoe saver?
Dec 19th 2008
12
This isn't about saving shit. This is about people not having respect
Dec 19th 2008
15
dEs ain't the worst offender.
Dec 19th 2008
187
      damn i ain't catch the second half of that post...shit was sad enough
Dec 19th 2008
189
      THAT SHIT lmaooo
Dec 19th 2008
221
      wow... I TOTALLY MISSED THAT STRIPPER SHIT!! XD
Dec 20th 2008
254
      OKP is sad sometimes...
Dec 20th 2008
256
      oh my. that poast was classical. shit was SIMPly amazing. nm
Dec 20th 2008
301
      you're not serious. That didn't happen. You just made it up.
Dec 20th 2008
321
           sadly... it did.
Dec 21st 2008
344
It's such a thankless job, isnt it?
Dec 19th 2008
13
Would it be wrong to point out how you went from porn stars
Dec 19th 2008
14
yes it would be...he's saving them...not caring about them
Dec 19th 2008
18
^^^^Gets it. Also read reply #21
Dec 19th 2008
23
let's not start respecting women or anything.
Dec 19th 2008
20
You clearly aren't familiar with the term captain save-a-hoe
Dec 19th 2008
21
Some men have bad taste in women.
Dec 19th 2008
24
And some women aren't capable of running their own lives.
Dec 19th 2008
29
      true enough, but that's not your problem to fix
Dec 19th 2008
40
      We don't fix, we facilitate the fixing process. Read reply #45
Dec 19th 2008
48
      They both have something in common, though.
Dec 19th 2008
223
deep... I think
Dec 19th 2008
26
RE: no, actually this is the best post he's ever made.
Dec 19th 2008
27
Not even necessarily deep, just plain true.
Dec 19th 2008
30
^^^ flippethed scripteth, and putteth the Y on the Iron. nm
Dec 19th 2008
44
sig stat!
Dec 19th 2008
46
you are too good for this place, boo
Dec 19th 2008
70
The Youth will lead us!
Dec 20th 2008
323
Take this shit to activist nm
Dec 20th 2008
262
lmfao...powerful poasting
Dec 19th 2008
16
words words words
Dec 19th 2008
17
lol
Dec 19th 2008
19
LMAO @
Dec 19th 2008
22
i expect to see that in someone's sig block...
Dec 19th 2008
34
      forreal....lol
Dec 19th 2008
53
two thumbs up
Dec 19th 2008
25
wait. you actually laugh? at jokes? hell dry witty satire???!!!
Dec 19th 2008
28
this is hilarious on so many levels
Dec 19th 2008
31
He ain't say nothing about falling in love.
Dec 19th 2008
229
this is phenomenal poasting, b.
Dec 19th 2008
32
RE: this is phenomenal poasting, b.
Dec 19th 2008
35
      in GD? i been busy. preparing to go to china again. : - /
Dec 19th 2008
47
           RE: in GD? i been busy. preparing to go to china again. : - /
Dec 19th 2008
50
                oh. now i seent it. ock was on backpedal status, tho, so i lef it alone.
Dec 19th 2008
167
excellent posting... lol n/m
Dec 19th 2008
33
raise your hand if you read this more than once
Dec 19th 2008
36
he's growing up quite nicely
Dec 19th 2008
73
How are a bunch of herbs going to save anyone?
Dec 19th 2008
37
pot calling kettle...BLACK
Dec 19th 2008
41
The job is the journey, not the destination. We are tasked with doing
Dec 19th 2008
45
      shit.
Dec 19th 2008
49
      damn
Dec 19th 2008
79
      .....muthafuckaaaa (c. D'Angelo)
Dec 19th 2008
109
      this nigga said "also some light typing"
Dec 19th 2008
188
      holy shit. awesome.
Dec 19th 2008
61
      Amen!
Dec 19th 2008
72
      O_o i think I think I think I was SAVED oh knowse!!!
Dec 19th 2008
74
      why the hell should we do all that though???
Dec 19th 2008
75
      being a relationship cripple != not being able to take care of oneself
Dec 19th 2008
95
      well shit.
Dec 19th 2008
78
      HaHaHa
Dec 19th 2008
87
      what do you call women who do this?
Dec 19th 2008
98
      captain save a thug.
Dec 19th 2008
101
      close enough. i don't attract thugs but it'll do
Dec 19th 2008
106
           you can replace thug with chump, simp, douche, punk, etc.
Dec 19th 2008
114
                cap'tn save a simp
Dec 19th 2008
116
      starter wife/gf
Dec 19th 2008
108
      perfect!
Dec 19th 2008
111
      The one that got away...
Dec 21st 2008
346
      i dunno why, but i love this part the most:
Dec 19th 2008
105
      Yes. Me too.
Dec 19th 2008
120
      thirded
Dec 19th 2008
134
           fourf
Dec 19th 2008
215
                FIF
Dec 20th 2008
258
      cosign. that fucked me up.
Dec 19th 2008
164
      Amen... I mean - "A lady". (c) simp 3000
Dec 19th 2008
144
      ^^^ and GD was amazed at his doctrine.
Dec 19th 2008
162
      my nigga
Dec 20th 2008
322
http://marvin.hb0da.org/~beavis/archive/files/roflbrothel.gif
Dec 19th 2008
38
Hahaaha!
Dec 19th 2008
81
brilliant
Dec 19th 2008
90
i liked you better when you were all into the simpsons
Dec 19th 2008
39
I'll refer you to Milhouse's brilliant performance in Simpsons episode
Dec 19th 2008
56
      lol!!! *Swoons* i love it when you talk nerdy to me : P ha ha ...
Dec 19th 2008
58
      oh my god. why are you right. lol. damn.
Dec 19th 2008
83
      You talking about Nelson's "I can save him"?
Dec 19th 2008
122
      That whole episode is chock-full-o' Cap'n save-a-hoe/save-a-thug moments
Dec 19th 2008
126
           i was so mad at lisa for honestly thinking she could change nelson.
Dec 19th 2008
140
                she learned young be mad at the grown women that still do this
Dec 19th 2008
150
      wrong, WRONG! (c) Charlie Murphy
Dec 19th 2008
132
      Milhouse tried to save her, She tried to save Nelson. Shit is complex
Dec 19th 2008
143
           She learned from her mother. Marge is the biggest enabler of all.
Dec 19th 2008
146
           HE'S A WHOLE NEW PERSON, LISA (c) Marge
Dec 19th 2008
149
           /_\
Dec 19th 2008
151
      see this is the full circle-ness that is Lardlad
Dec 20th 2008
310
haha excellent
Dec 19th 2008
42
*Goes "Hwaaaaaaa!" like Howard Dean*
Dec 19th 2008
43
this post is phumomumal, son.
Dec 19th 2008
51
RE: OKP Has The Laziest League of Hoe Saving Captains On Earth
Dec 19th 2008
52
Older women have a dude feeling like Bill Withers and shit.
Dec 19th 2008
55
      dude
Dec 19th 2008
119
Archive request #1!!!
Dec 19th 2008
54
*#2* if for reply 45 alone
Dec 19th 2008
62
#3 ...lol...forreal
Dec 19th 2008
68
      ^#4
Dec 19th 2008
69
           *Pleads Fizziiiiith!!!*
Dec 19th 2008
76
                6th
Dec 19th 2008
82
mayne, archive off the strength of the title ALONE. let alone the jewels...
Dec 19th 2008
80
nigga the title was the clincher
Dec 19th 2008
89
      i mean lets analyze this shit, shall we:
Dec 20th 2008
303
           Hoe Saving Captains is really what made it stand out
Dec 20th 2008
320
7th
Dec 19th 2008
152
8th! dude dropped a well of knowledge in this post
Dec 19th 2008
174
      9th Wonder
Dec 19th 2008
216
           10th
Dec 20th 2008
249
:D
Dec 19th 2008
57
LMAO
Dec 19th 2008
59
lol! nicely done
Dec 19th 2008
60
I love this kid.
Dec 19th 2008
63
it takes a whole msg board to raise a child. i'm proud as hell. nm
Dec 19th 2008
67
      lol nm
Dec 20th 2008
281
      lol
Dec 20th 2008
324
true.
Dec 19th 2008
64
:0* The kid still loves ya.
Dec 19th 2008
66
LMAO @ this too...u making sense in this post
Dec 19th 2008
65
wait, wookies can't be jedi?
Dec 19th 2008
71
this is the most compelling part of this whole post to me
Dec 19th 2008
77
maybe it's because they don't speak basic
Dec 19th 2008
88
u guys are fuckin retards
Dec 19th 2008
97
lmao
Dec 19th 2008
197
They better pretend to be fooled, otherwise it's arm ripping time.
Dec 19th 2008
205
Why did I go and make the sound out loud?
Dec 20th 2008
259
i JUST read this. even the alleys in this poast are funny. lol.
Dec 21st 2008
350
First they killed Chewie, now this shit. Lucas been fucking up, but damn
Dec 19th 2008
104
      they killed chewbacca?!?
Dec 19th 2008
112
      A lot of the post Jedi stuff is dope...particularly the Legacy comics an...
Dec 19th 2008
115
      does he at least show up again as a hairy, unintelligible hologram?
Dec 19th 2008
117
      Nope, they built him a monument on Kashyyyk though...
Dec 19th 2008
128
           Kashyyyk? is that the Lost Planet of R&B Producers an shit?
Dec 21st 2008
349
      have you read any of the Darth Bane joints?
Dec 19th 2008
129
           Homeboy said Sirak practiced Vapaad...FUCKING Vapaad almost 1000
Dec 19th 2008
142
           those two Bane books are FIYAH
Dec 20th 2008
315
                I wish dude had worked on some of the Legacy Books. He works
Dec 21st 2008
343
      RE: they killed chewbacca?!?
Dec 19th 2008
118
      KILLED CHEWIE?!?!? **pays tab.....leaves abruptly**
Dec 20th 2008
265
           yeah...but dude went out like a G. It took a whole moon to kill him.
Dec 20th 2008
272
yeah i didn't know either
Dec 19th 2008
124
      To be fair it wasn't the Jedi, in Universe there are Wookie jedi...but
Dec 19th 2008
180
now THIS is how you post.
Dec 19th 2008
84
Everybody get your replies in, because this is getting archived
Dec 19th 2008
85
*crack*=sound of the bat hitting the ball out of Wrigley Field.
Dec 19th 2008
99
      : )~ cause I'm a cubs fan
Dec 19th 2008
203
      *hears more crack from opposing team that smacks Cubs outta playoffs*
Dec 20th 2008
264
welp, this was great.
Dec 19th 2008
86
Here, Here
Dec 19th 2008
91
this post is like watchin your fav player...
Dec 19th 2008
92
I honestly disagree with all of this good intentioned hoe stuff...
Dec 19th 2008
93
spoken like a true man who is never the next man...
Dec 19th 2008
96
are you still mad homie? get over it.
Dec 19th 2008
201
dude this is like questioning why castes in india clean septic tanks
Dec 19th 2008
100
      That's life (c) Chairman of the Board
Dec 19th 2008
107
      its tragic that starter gfs and cap'ns don't get together
Dec 19th 2008
113
      Dude, who's going to hold the other half of the world together
Dec 19th 2008
           *
Dec 19th 2008
156
           i woulda said the other 85% (i think the hoe savers and starter wizs
Dec 19th 2008
161
           lol that was hilarious...
Dec 19th 2008
200
           Maaaaaaan.....
Dec 19th 2008
207
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dec 19th 2008
135
      i suppose im mad cause i used to be this guy...
Dec 19th 2008
204
           we all have...lol @ u thinkin im mad
Dec 19th 2008
236
You've inspired me.
Dec 19th 2008
94
^^^^^Why we all got in to the game in the first place
Dec 19th 2008
110
i was here. n/m
Dec 19th 2008
102
I Was Here
Dec 19th 2008
103
Christ on a crutch, this is awesome.
Dec 19th 2008
121
simply amazing
Dec 19th 2008
123
Randy
Dec 19th 2008
125
Every few hours I'll remember that shit and just start chuckling.
Dec 19th 2008
148
      I never sent that email to Christian Slater's agent
Dec 20th 2008
274
           I just wish I could be there for the conversation dude had with his wife
Dec 20th 2008
276
RE: OKP Has The Laziest League of Hoe Saving Captains On Earth
Dec 19th 2008
127
greatness.
Dec 19th 2008
130
"I say it's just nature takin' it's course" (c)Phonte
Dec 19th 2008
136
don't ever leave GD, ok?
Dec 19th 2008
131
*applause*
Dec 19th 2008
133
why u stealing des's thunder though n/m
Dec 19th 2008
137
Dude is my Al Downing...it ain't personal. But someone had to throw
Dec 19th 2008
153
post of the year.
Dec 19th 2008
138
The New "Hoe Saving Manual"... On sale for $9.95
Dec 19th 2008
139
all kindsa simpsons and star wars nerdery on side bar with this post
Dec 19th 2008
141
as a fellow simpsons bamma,
Dec 19th 2008
147
I have no clue what the hell is being applauded
Dec 19th 2008
145
oh my god. this post is the greatest
Dec 19th 2008
154
...and a child shall lead them.Matthew 18:1-4 nm
Dec 19th 2008
155
desus, poetx, somebody, knight this kid
Dec 19th 2008
157
he already done pullt the soard out the stone!
Dec 19th 2008
170
      hope he doesn't poke an eye out
Dec 19th 2008
183
      LOL
Dec 19th 2008
208
      Unka Bin says: he's Neo. the Chosen One.
Dec 19th 2008
218
      he put the 'HO' in cHOsen.
Dec 19th 2008
235
      the SOARD tho.
Dec 20th 2008
260
it's the man's version of a woman trying to change a man...
Dec 19th 2008
158
let 'em know, son. lmao.
Dec 19th 2008
159
Very interesting..
Dec 19th 2008
160
he's already light years ahead of u.
Dec 19th 2008
165
      In what terms? I'm confused here. I thought this was a joke post
Dec 19th 2008
168
      How you figure?
Dec 19th 2008
172
           declaration of war? you're not that important.
Dec 19th 2008
199
                damn...this was a bit mean over nothing
Dec 19th 2008
238
                Man,, FUCK THAT BITCH!!
Dec 20th 2008
268
                     *smh* n/m
Dec 20th 2008
269
                          People say all kinda goof ass shit when they feel safe.
Dec 20th 2008
326
                               Yeah right..lol
Dec 21st 2008
337
                I am not smart huh?
Dec 20th 2008
267
                     *smh* n/m
Dec 20th 2008
270
                     Shake deez NUTS NIGGA!!
Dec 20th 2008
271
                          lol, yall stoopid.
Dec 20th 2008
286
                     I know how to spell "jeopardy" correctly, though.
Dec 20th 2008
327
                          But you still a HOE, so we both know absolute truths!
Dec 20th 2008
328
                               Muthafucka geek down and turn off the TV.
Dec 20th 2008
329
                               Is this you Hector?
Dec 20th 2008
330
                                    The only joke here is you.
Dec 20th 2008
331
                                         WOOO!
Dec 20th 2008
332
                               you're so clever. all u can come up with is to call me a hoe?
Dec 20th 2008
333
                                    How can I be clever if I am stupid according to you?
Dec 21st 2008
335
                                         dude. really.
Dec 21st 2008
341
                                              RE: bitch. really.
Dec 21st 2008
342
the OKP keynote address
Dec 19th 2008
163
Next Week on Flip This Hoeswife, only on A&E (Artistic & Emo)
Dec 19th 2008
166
U might get a pilot out of this idea...and not one of those bullshit VH1
Dec 19th 2008
175
we got to find Brent. that would be quality reality tv right there. do i...
Dec 19th 2008
178
      RE: we got to find Brent. that would be quality reality tv right there. ...
Dec 19th 2008
181
LMAO this dude said Flip this Housewife...
Dec 19th 2008
230
*curtsies and lays flowers at your feet*
Dec 19th 2008
169
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO two thumbs up dude
Dec 19th 2008
171
*appluads*
Dec 19th 2008
173
son your cape is straight up made from
Dec 19th 2008
176
Miraluka girls make the best shit.
Dec 19th 2008
177
      lol, i dont know what that is....
Dec 19th 2008
182
           No, but they are making this...
Dec 19th 2008
184
                i hope its not pay to play
Dec 19th 2008
185
                     I mean it is, but look at this video and tell me shit wouldn't be worth ...
Dec 19th 2008
190
                          yea....u're right...i wont even front.
Dec 19th 2008
193
                               Most likely. Though I wanna get in on this game when it drops because
Dec 19th 2008
195
                                    im all in
Dec 19th 2008
227
                                    oh most definately. I really hope they include pazaak or sabacc games
Dec 19th 2008
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                                    yes, im down
Dec 20th 2008
266
                                         i really hope so. If not, fuck it, we'll start one.
Dec 20th 2008
273
                                              RE: i really hope so. If not, fuck it, we'll start one.
Dec 20th 2008
334
I was here.
Dec 19th 2008
179
*gets cougar claws ready
Dec 19th 2008
186
*hands you a nail file for optimum pristineness of said claws* nm
Dec 20th 2008
282
ELO wrote y'all a theme song...
Dec 19th 2008
191
This shit is extra special because...I JUST REACHED 40,000 Posts!
Dec 19th 2008
192
helluva way to reach a benchmark...
Dec 19th 2008
194
in before the archive!
Dec 19th 2008
196
This was like watching jordan dunk from the free throw line....
Dec 19th 2008
198
Don't care for the hoe throwin
Dec 19th 2008
202
This stopped being about dude a long time ago
Dec 19th 2008
206
lol... You are a trip and a half, kid.
Dec 19th 2008
209
a week from sunday most likely....what u been cooking lately?
Dec 19th 2008
214
      Comfort food mostly.
Dec 19th 2008
222
           ...damn u usin butter by the churb full huh?
Dec 19th 2008
224
                I put nearly a half pound of butter in the mashed potatoes alone.
Dec 19th 2008
228
                     *blink* I think I caught some heart problems just reading that.
Dec 19th 2008
239
                          Did I mention the cheese and heavy cream too?
Dec 20th 2008
250
                               i haven't eaten this much in a long time. Fuck, I'm eating right now
Dec 20th 2008
251
well gotdamn
Dec 19th 2008
210
GD is too serious for me
Dec 19th 2008
211
subquestions (c. Jack Black)
Dec 19th 2008
212
A lot of Hoe Savers and Potential Hoe Savers got no play in their format...
Dec 19th 2008
213
      Me neither.
Dec 19th 2008
217
http://s5.tinypic.com/at89x.jpg
Dec 19th 2008
219
i'm diggin the avy
Dec 19th 2008
220
Stumbled On It Readin A Tech Board, I Had To Jack It ASAP
Dec 20th 2008
257
^^^ A+ replyage. would typhoon again. nm
Dec 19th 2008
234
I enjoyed watching you come of age
Dec 19th 2008
225
he's the Kevin Arnold of OKP...
Dec 20th 2008
252
      While The Wonder Years is one of my favorite TV shows, I must say
Dec 20th 2008
253
           RE: While The Wonder Years is one of my favorite TV shows, I must say
Dec 20th 2008
255
                some times u don't intend to save...but the Save-a-hoe signal lights
Dec 20th 2008
261
I was here.
Dec 19th 2008
226
I'ma miss you when you finally outgrow this place.
Dec 19th 2008
232
Even though I disagree.... I have to say... ARCHIVE
Dec 19th 2008
233
Fuck all that, what is your argument againist the banning or Wookies fro...
Dec 19th 2008
237
I'll spare you the gritty details...suffice to say that this decision is...
Dec 19th 2008
240
      RE: I'll spare you the gritty details...suffice to say that this decisio...
Dec 19th 2008
242
           Some of the new comics are pretty good, and the Vong war was good
Dec 19th 2008
246
                yeah but the books have gotten too dark
Dec 20th 2008
284
                     I was pissed about Jacen and Anakin to a lesser extent....
Dec 20th 2008
289
Under what category does drug-addict/alcoholic street prostitute
Dec 19th 2008
241
See reply #21
Dec 19th 2008
247
classic
Dec 19th 2008
243
*arrives late*
Dec 19th 2008
244
BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Dec 19th 2008
245
"Pass the Afghani pon the left hand side" (c) Radio Rahim
Dec 19th 2008
248
Grade A posting
Dec 20th 2008
263
Jesus Christ, even for a bunch of herbs you guys are some fucking herbs.
Dec 20th 2008
275
This is a mess n/m
Dec 20th 2008
277
Nobody mentioned the dystopian monarchy with tmnt???!!!
Dec 20th 2008
278
My brother and I were uber geeks...shit was fun as hell
Dec 20th 2008
279
      u do know, anybody that say 'uber', by definition... i'm just saying.
Dec 20th 2008
285
           good point, i never thought about that...makes sense though
Dec 20th 2008
290
"Don't save her! She don't wanna be saved!" n/m
Dec 20th 2008
280
you're
Dec 20th 2008
283
this lil' niggren done growed-up...
Dec 20th 2008
287
How is the Capt. Save-A-Ho Business Adapting in Recession Times
Dec 20th 2008
288
Fuck an economic crisis...hoes work overtime when times get hard
Dec 20th 2008
291
      what about on a global save a ho perspective
Dec 20th 2008
292
           Interesting I mean we usually work on a local perspective, but it does
Dec 20th 2008
293
           Is Nick Cannon the Patron Saint?
Dec 20th 2008
294
           That title belongs to any dude that tries to "wife" Superhead.
Dec 20th 2008
295
                She seems like a good person, she'd make a good wife, she just
Dec 20th 2008
296
                That bitch is CRAZY! LOL!!!!
Dec 20th 2008
297
                     so...what's it like being a hater?
Dec 20th 2008
298
                          Great, because I'm clean.
Dec 20th 2008
311
                               u just don't understand. She just needs the right dude.
Dec 20th 2008
312
                                    I understand perfectly, and she needs to be right herself.
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                that not-the-urkel ni&&a is a Board Certified Hoe Saving ADMIRAL.
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                     ZAP!
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           PIMP GLOBALLY. SAVE HOES LOCALLY. <-- bumpin' sticker.
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           Sally Bruthers says you can save 14 hoes a day in Africa for
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                International Red Dress Foundation or Hoes Without Borders are
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                The exchange rate is unbelievable. Though I feel like it's more
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                     plus, you can stunt hoard. trick off on a whole fuckin boxcar of rice.
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                          i'ma walk through a shanty town in Kosovo just tossin cans of tuna
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                               ^^^ finna do numbers like R Kelly on halloween. nm
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you spelled larynx wrong....
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You don't hit every shot your throw up. What matters is the score at
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You ain't a pimp, you a fairy spellchecka (c) Pimp C
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Thank you for intervening, Lardlad
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you're welcome
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And at the last minute Post of the Year is scooped by Lardlad95!!!
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I dont get it
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me either.
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RE: OKP Has The Laziest League of Hoe Saving Captains On Earth
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This post and the few replies lardlad has in here are possibly
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cot damn....
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The true gem you dropped in the body of this post:
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archive
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this lame ass shit will prolly get archived..how did we get here, gd?
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shhhhh the chosen one is being archived
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...Don't u have have a cave to guard or some shit?
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i was here too
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