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"Scientists Discover "Nigersaurus" *Swipe*"


  

          

This made me laugh out loud.

It has been 60 years since French paleontologists first found the dinosaur’s bones in Saharan Africa, and 10 years since Paul C. Sereno of the University of Chicago began assembling a more complete skeleton. Only now has his team recognized the plant-eater’s peculiar anatomy and foraging behavior.

The researchers report today that the dinosaur, named Nigersaurus taqueti, had an unusually short neck, delicate bones and a habitual head posture pointed directly toward the ground. Unlike the more common long-necked species, this was a ground-level browser like modern cows.

In a journal article and an interview, the paleontologist Dr. Sereno said this 30-foot-long dinosaur, with hundreds of teeth in its broad, squared-off jaws, probably lived on ferns, horsetails and other ground vegetation. The 110 million-year-old species was discovered in Niger and is related to the North American dinosaur Diplodocus.

“We have seen nothing like this dinosaur,” Dr. Sereno said. “It’s a puzzle that says, ‘figure this out,’ and we think it’s an extreme version of Diplodocus with the minimum amount of body structure it needed.”

The scientists described the Nigersaurus anatomy and behavior in a report to be published next week in PloS ONE, the online journal of the Public Library of Science. Their research was partly financed by the National Geographic Society, which is featuring the results in the December issue of its magazine.

At the time the dinosaur lived, the land that is now Niger was a lush habitat with forests and large waterways, crawling with predatory 40-foot-long crocodiles. Nigersaurus, with a body the size of an elephant, was one of the most common herbivores there.

The dinosaur’s relatively small skull, excavated in 1997, proved to be especially revealing. CT scans, analyzed by Lawrence M. Witmer of Ohio University, showed details of the braincase and inner ear, from which the scientists inferred the animal’s head posture. Neck bones also indicated that it could not look up. Its muzzle was angled to the ground, unlike the forward-pointing snouts of most other dinosaurs.

The muzzle itself was odd. In contrast to other plant-eating dinosaurs, this one had more than 50 columns of teeth, all lined up along the front edge of the jaws, forming, in effect, a foot-long pair of scissors.

The CT scans of the jaw bones revealed up to nine replacement teeth stacked behind each cutting tooth. When one wore out, another immediately took its place, at a rate, perhaps, of one a month in each column.

“Among dinosaurs,” Dr. Sereno said, “Nigersaurus sets the Guinness record for tooth replacement.”


http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/15/science/15cnd-dino.html?ref=science

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KOPYRITE! im maikin tihs intoo a sonng rite awaie!
Nov 15th 2007
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oh my goodness.
Nov 15th 2007
2
*making laughing motions -- no sound coming out*
Nov 15th 2007
4
LOL....
Nov 15th 2007
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*DEAD*
Nov 15th 2007
5
*dead*
Nov 15th 2007
6
lol
Nov 15th 2007
7
HA.
Nov 15th 2007
10
oh my dear lord!
Nov 15th 2007
11
LEERICKS TOO THU NOO RUBBERT KOLLY HITT "NEGASAURUS"!!!
Nov 15th 2007
19
RE: LEERICKS TOO THU NOO RUBBERT KOLLY HITT "NEGASAURUS"!!!
Nov 15th 2007
20
Good Gosh
Nov 15th 2007
21
Omnivore.
Nov 15th 2007
28
^has got to be poetx
Nov 15th 2007
34
no, its not. i'm sitting here cracking up w/ the rest of y'all fools.
Nov 15th 2007
44
Haha! I thought the same thing
Nov 15th 2007
80
i think it's Newborn202
Nov 16th 2007
136
LMFAO*
Nov 15th 2007
35
*passes from cardiac arrest*
Nov 15th 2007
37
*golf claps*
Nov 15th 2007
38
Kellz... you stupid
Nov 15th 2007
39
LOL
Nov 15th 2007
40
Archive!
Nov 15th 2007
41
i second the motion
Nov 15th 2007
73
      third
Nov 15th 2007
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           fourf.
Nov 15th 2007
83
                1..2...3...4..fif...
Nov 15th 2007
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                     ^^^ flushes it, backwards. poetx on the no-look alley oop assist.
Nov 15th 2007
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                     seis
Nov 15th 2007
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
Nov 15th 2007
48
*DEAD x 3*
Nov 15th 2007
52
WOW!
Nov 15th 2007
53
*choking on laughter*
Nov 15th 2007
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OH SHIT!
Nov 15th 2007
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LOL
Nov 15th 2007
64
I almost got myself fired on that one. ARCHIVE
Nov 15th 2007
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I was trying not to crack up at work
Nov 15th 2007
117
OMG
Nov 15th 2007
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dead'd
Nov 15th 2007
84
my lawd
Nov 15th 2007
90
wowee.
Nov 15th 2007
92
.....
Nov 15th 2007
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omg
Nov 15th 2007
108
*done*
Nov 15th 2007
110
+++Abby died here+++
Nov 15th 2007
120
WOW. i'm so glad i decided to check out GD today.
Nov 15th 2007
127
Official read time: 14 mins
Nov 16th 2007
131
Here lies that nigga Dave, if hadnt read this his life he'da saved
Nov 16th 2007
138
fuck!
Nov 16th 2007
139
hoe.lee.shit. LOL!!!!!!
Nov 16th 2007
143
this is why i loved okp since 99
Nov 16th 2007
145
LMAO
Nov 16th 2007
149
Incredible fuggin posting!!!
Nov 16th 2007
150
*DYING*
Nov 15th 2007
27
LOLOL
Nov 15th 2007
47
good. lord.
Nov 15th 2007
99
*dead*
Nov 15th 2007
121
wooowww
Nov 15th 2007
3
Nigersauras, which lived in the late Playaistocene Era, roamed
Nov 15th 2007
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stop. you're going to kill me.
Nov 15th 2007
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*DEAD...again*
Nov 15th 2007
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LOL.
Nov 15th 2007
18
hahahaha
Nov 15th 2007
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always killin shit
Nov 15th 2007
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This ain't even fair, lol.
Nov 15th 2007
42
^^^
Nov 15th 2007
66
lol. y/w. that's *exactly* what ran through my mind when i read the
Nov 15th 2007
67
lol
Nov 15th 2007
104
Not the land of the lost watermelons
Nov 15th 2007
122
*predicting "Nigersaurus" alias or screenname*
Nov 15th 2007
9
I wonder if that joint is kin to Purplesaurus Rex
Nov 15th 2007
12
Hell, he probably ATE Purplesaurus Rex
Nov 15th 2007
14
^best Kool Aid flavor ever made
Nov 15th 2007
55
      ^ truest of stories. nm
Nov 15th 2007
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lambo at this:
Nov 15th 2007
13
i'm saying. and wide hipped females. and big reproductive organs. nm
Nov 15th 2007
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*pyern*
Nov 15th 2007
51
werd. they named a shuffling ass dinosaur after us, yo. fuck is next?
Nov 15th 2007
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I read 2/3 of it before I realised it wasn't a joke
Nov 15th 2007
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i read it twice and made sure the link really worked before i was like
Nov 15th 2007
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      same here
Nov 15th 2007
119
Where's Rev. Sharpton at?
Nov 15th 2007
24
N-I-G-E-R you fucking idiots, this is worse than that ESPN Deportes post
Nov 15th 2007
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RE: N-I-G-E-R you fucking idiots, this is worse than that ESPN Deportes ...
Nov 15th 2007
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nega i fukd yore cuzzin, und shee sed yore dik wuz smal
Nov 15th 2007
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okay this shit is toooo much
Nov 15th 2007
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oh my fucking god
Nov 15th 2007
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*extinct*
Nov 15th 2007
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lol
Nov 16th 2007
133
Yes, yes, and yes. This is all gold.
Nov 15th 2007
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fock.
Nov 15th 2007
100
Stop please stop...no, don't stop
Nov 15th 2007
123
The people know this
Nov 15th 2007
33
actually it has nothing to do with anyone being dumb
Nov 15th 2007
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but his poast is dumb reactionary, tho. and then to turn around and
Nov 15th 2007
45
thinks of my cousin.
Nov 15th 2007
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      LMAO!
Nov 15th 2007
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      sure... THAT'S why that post made you think of your cousin... uh huh
Nov 15th 2007
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      lol. that reply was hilarious because i went in and was like, 'hmm.
Nov 15th 2007
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      lol
Nov 15th 2007
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lmao!!!! oh, THEY are the idiots. I see.
Nov 15th 2007
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^^AJ Soprano^^
Nov 15th 2007
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Kin to sinosaur?
Nov 15th 2007
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RE: Scientists Discover "Nigersaurus" *Swipe*
Nov 15th 2007
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The Nigersaurus also appeared fond of eating Archeopteryx,
Nov 15th 2007
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
Nov 15th 2007
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LOL. just stop. *cries*
Nov 15th 2007
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lmao...niiice
Nov 15th 2007
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stop! lmao!
Nov 15th 2007
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COTDAMN!!!!
Nov 15th 2007
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Im mad that used "Dr. Siddartha Raghavendra"
Nov 15th 2007
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dude.
Nov 15th 2007
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You're such an a$%. hahahahaha...
Nov 15th 2007
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greatness
Nov 15th 2007
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woooooooow
Nov 15th 2007
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$#%$%#%$^#%^&$%^$&%&$%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 16th 2007
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lmao.
Nov 16th 2007
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not to be confused with the Stymiesaurus
Nov 15th 2007
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u would come in here wit yo own brand of NotFunny.
Nov 15th 2007
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      hahaha.
Nov 15th 2007
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      ^^^doesn't know who Stymie was
Nov 15th 2007
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The Rev. Al Sharpton issued a statement from NAN headquarters
Nov 15th 2007
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ayo, cool out!
Nov 15th 2007
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BET has announced that they will produce a documentary series
Nov 15th 2007
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from laughter to tears...
Nov 15th 2007
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Man.....gotdamn lmao
Nov 15th 2007
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LMBAO @ everything that's happened in this post!
Nov 16th 2007
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my ninja said kaletra...lmao
Nov 16th 2007
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that nigga got a name like he from dc: Nigersaurus taqueti
Nov 15th 2007
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i'm sayin. all he need is a hyphen an he in there. N'ygasorris TaQueti
Nov 15th 2007
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Rubbert Kolly + poetx = ARCHIVE
Nov 15th 2007
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lol @ the Time calling this "A Dinosaur That Grazed Like a Cow"
Nov 15th 2007
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as opposed to...
Nov 15th 2007
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      somebody at Time is like, 'fuck all that.. they won't Imus *ME*.. sheeei...
Nov 15th 2007
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This alias has GOT to be poetx.
Nov 15th 2007
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NO. it is not. real talk. i have no aliases. i don't want to take shine
Nov 15th 2007
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KNOCKED OUT!......
Nov 15th 2007
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reel tolk tho, i saww a negasaurus inn hiz natchural invironmint (PICK)
Nov 15th 2007
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look buddy
Nov 15th 2007
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oh shit!!! plus, that bamma neck small as shit, too. and he lookin down.
Nov 15th 2007
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lol
Nov 15th 2007
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my sides hurt.
Nov 16th 2007
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we can stop the internet now, it cant get better than this post
Nov 16th 2007
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uh, do i need to call it the n-wordsaurus?
Nov 16th 2007
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to avoid protesses... yes. that's the safest route. nm
Nov 16th 2007
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^all that i love about OKP
Nov 16th 2007
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smh @ all the non-blacks in here.
Nov 16th 2007
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*bookmarks for archive*
Nov 16th 2007
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:-)
Nov 16th 2007
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why am I not suprised.
Nov 16th 2007
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