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Guess who's back? (c) Scarface *pulls up chair* |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 1
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Up! |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 76
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RE: YOU MIGHT BE R. KELLY... |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 2
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If your record label is worried about "leaking" |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 3
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If your first name consists of one initial... |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 4
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that's fucked up |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 36
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squawk! |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 62
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rrrr arruhhh |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 72
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If you followed up child pornography charges |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 5
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If while listening to Sir James Galway's greatest hits |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 6
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If people think you are a musical genius because |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 54
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if teenage girls remind you of SUVs |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 7
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If you look towards Gary Glitter for career advice |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 8
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*starts popping the popcorn* |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 9
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If Ron Isley has ever left you for dead in the Mojave |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 10
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RE: If Ron Isley has ever left you for dead in the Moja |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 51
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HAAAAAAAA! |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 89
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If you get a raging hard on |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 11
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You might be R. Kelly if |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 12
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roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 15
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You crazy for this one, Rick. |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 43
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If you're mad at Dave Chapelle |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 13
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LMFAOOOOOOOO |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 40
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MAILT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 81
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Dawg. |
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Oct 29th 2004 | 105
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If you messed around with children and stayed popular |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 14
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If your most popular video |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 16
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RE: YOU MIGHT BE R. KELLY... |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 17
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If you vote for Barack Obama in the IL. Senate race |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 18
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If you think the M in MILF stands for "minor" |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 19
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bwahahahahahahahahaha |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 44
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RE: If you think the M in MILF stands for "minor" |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 52
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this is the best, d.o.p.e.!!! |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 61
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You might be R Kelly |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 20
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lmfao...holy shit... |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 23
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fuckin amazing! |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 80
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RE: lmfao...holy shit... |
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Oct 29th 2004 | 121
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if ur swimming in dubloons |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 21
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If you've ever inquired about child sizes |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 22
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(c) 25th Hour |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 25
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I know... |
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Oct 29th 2004 | 125
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......every song you put out lately is a step song |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 24
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RE: YOU MIGHT BE R. KELLY... |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 26
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If you went into McDonald's |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 27
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and ask to work the drive-thru |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 41
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wow |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 50
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If it "Wudnt Me" |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 28
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If your screen name on OkP is Mistermaxxx |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 29
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haha. |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 47
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Sorry ASS Bums ain't funny |
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Oct 29th 2004 | 120
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RE: Sorry ASS Bums ain't funny |
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Oct 30th 2004 | 130
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I have a Great sense of Humor |
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Oct 30th 2004 | 133
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Dude, The Lesson is like the Barbershop |
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Oct 30th 2004 | 139
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not no Barbershop I went to |
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Oct 31st 2004 | 147
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If you put it off on yo own brother!! flesh & blood!! |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 30
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RE: YOU MIGHT BE R. KELLY... |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 31
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If you're happy when your child acts up in school |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 32
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RE: If you're happy when your child acts up in school |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 63
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If you can't read this |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 33
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l...m...f...a...o...post over. |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 48
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If Aaron Hall flips you off and calls you a |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 34
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If U Are Just Wating for Jamie Foxx to Mess Up |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 35
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Typical Envy Behavior |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 37
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lol |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 38
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37 posts? |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 45
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stop crying.... lol |
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Oct 29th 2004 | 107
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People show How stupid they truly are |
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Oct 30th 2004 | 136
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If the "hot spot" for you is |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 39
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only chicagoans will get this. n/m |
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Oct 31st 2004 | 144
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if you tell your boy Jay ... |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 42
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If your mind's telling you no |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 46
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lmao |
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Oct 27th 2004 | 49
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oh shit... |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 82
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*dead* |
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Oct 30th 2004 | 140
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If Jimmy Swaggart Asks You To Be His Choir Director |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 53
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If Huked On Fonix Wurkt 4 U |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 55
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LMAO |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 68
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If the original lyrics to Fiesta, Fiesta |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 56
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If your favorite combo at McDonalds.. |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 57
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*dead* |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 60
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Boooooooooooo! |
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Oct 31st 2004 | 145
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OH |
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Nov 01st 2004 | 158
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If you song "12 Play" had a double meaning |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 58
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*stands and applauds* |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 70
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RE: YOU MIGHT BE R. KELLY... |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 59
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RE: YOU MIGHT BE R. KELLY... |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 64
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If the vest feels better without a shirt on.... |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 65
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If you write songs with YM as source material.... |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 66
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LOL! |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 71
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If you get a supervillain grin over some BOOTY.... |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 67
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giys thes iz nawt fonny |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 69
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lmao |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 83
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if your original notion for "i believe i can fly" |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 73
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if you think eye masks take 20 yrs |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 74
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RE: YOU MIGHT BE R. KELLY... |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 75
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If your mailbox is full of |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 77
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If you went from producing gold records |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 78
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menudo??? |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 86
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Damn, Foxworthy is looking at Charter status |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 79
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if your current girl reminds you |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 84
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*licks a shot* |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 91
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WHAT!!!!!!!! |
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Oct 29th 2004 | 122
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WOW! |
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Oct 31st 2004 | 152
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if you can't turn a hoe into a housewife |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 85
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haha! |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 94
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i. can't. breeeeeeeeathe!! |
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Oct 30th 2004 | 141
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If your definition of "grown and sexy" |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 87
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If you've ever tried selling the rights to 'Sex Me' |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 88
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ok, you got me, it's a wrap |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 96
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RE: YOU MIGHT BE R. KELLY... |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 90
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If you've ever refered to 3LW |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 92
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Cracker, You... |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 93
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! |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 97
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 95
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Yo, noone is TOUCHING Foxworthy... |
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Oct 28th 2004 | 98
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If Jay had to get a seperate tour bus |
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Oct 29th 2004 | 99
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lmao. |
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Oct 29th 2004 | 100
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If you copied Aaron Hall's steez so bad... |
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Oct 29th 2004 | 101
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If you going out to holla @ the hoes |
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Oct 29th 2004 | 102
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???? |
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Oct 29th 2004 | 108
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what happens @ 3 PM every weekday |
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Oct 29th 2004 | 113
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If you circle "Homecoming" on ya calendar |
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Oct 29th 2004 | 103
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Dawg. |
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Oct 29th 2004 | 104
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AH-Fucking-HAHAHAHAHA |
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Oct 29th 2004 | 106
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If #1 Mom isnt something that was written on |
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Oct 29th 2004 | 109
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Don't miss the archive this time! |
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Oct 29th 2004 | 110
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RE: Don't miss the archive this time! |
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Oct 29th 2004 | 112
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It's a crime the Dipset post wasn't archieved. |
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Oct 29th 2004 | 117
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LMAO |
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Oct 30th 2004 | 129
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haha... |
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Oct 31st 2004 | 146
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If you and your date got seperated |
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Oct 29th 2004 | 111
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If you have a myspace account |
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Oct 29th 2004 | 114
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nega donnt steel mah bitt! |
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Oct 30th 2004 | 138
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HAHAHAHA he put g/k haahah |
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Oct 31st 2004 | 151
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If you can throw out a line about Gorrilas making love |
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Oct 29th 2004 | 115
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If you wear custom leather basketball jerseys, |
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Oct 29th 2004 | 116
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If your idea of a mature woman... |
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Oct 29th 2004 | 119
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If |
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Oct 29th 2004 | 123
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If |
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Oct 29th 2004 | 124
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If.... |
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Oct 29th 2004 | 126
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if you're girl's favorite restaurant is Chuckie Cheese. |
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Oct 30th 2004 | 127
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If you have to burp your dates after drinks... |
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Oct 30th 2004 | 128
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oh MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Oct 31st 2004 | 142
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If you leave your concerts because |
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Oct 30th 2004 | 131
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If you don't posess the ability |
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Oct 30th 2004 | 132
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*dead* |
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Oct 30th 2004 | 134
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more like *buried* |
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Oct 31st 2004 | 143
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RE: YOU MIGHT BE R. KELLY... |
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Oct 30th 2004 | 135
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If you don't see nothing wrong |
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Oct 30th 2004 | 137
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If after every sexual encounter... |
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Oct 31st 2004 | 148
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archive ! |
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Oct 31st 2004 | 149
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If your parties get catered with happy meals |
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Oct 31st 2004 | 150
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If you're considering doing a collabo |
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Oct 31st 2004 | 153
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if you admire Jerry Lee Lewis |
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Nov 01st 2004 | 154
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If your girl was pissed (no kells-o) |
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Nov 01st 2004 | 155
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*golf clap* |
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Nov 01st 2004 | 161
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If you happen to know firsthand |
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Nov 01st 2004 | 156
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RE: YOU MIGHT BE R. KELLY... |
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Nov 01st 2004 | 157
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I still can't tell what is funnier.... |
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Nov 01st 2004 | 159
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if you pull underripe biddies |
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Nov 01st 2004 | 160
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you drive around an ice cream |
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Nov 01st 2004 | 162
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truck |
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Nov 01st 2004 | 163
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you audition |
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Nov 01st 2004 | 164
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you meet britney spears |
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Nov 01st 2004 | 165
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You might be R. Kelly... |
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Nov 01st 2004 | 166
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if you ask |
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Nov 01st 2004 | 167
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RE: YOU MIGHT BE R. KELLY... |
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Nov 01st 2004 | 168
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