If you've ever had to worry about coordinating your Tims with your Zorro mask...


You might be R. Kelly

If you've ever picked up a happy meal for your girlfriend

chances are, you might be r.kelly.


MIAMI.MIAMI.MIAMI.

avatar? Shaq, bitches.

DROkayplayer: "And I want my bag back 'cause thats where I keep my weed at boi!"

"I'm straight out the county of Dade" - TDD

I love my city. And yes, it's MINE.http://de.geocities.com/infotaxi/airp-miami.jpg

And they aren't referring to internet file sharing....


There's a strong possibility you are in fact the Pied Piper

And you still have trouble spelling it....



Could be Kells, y'all

.

arrrrrrr uhh

R!!

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

With a single called "Come to Daddy"....



You might want to be asking heaven for a hug right about now...
because you, sir, might be R Kelly

You find yourself thinking "Not bad, but it could use more flute"



Survey says you might be R Kelly

while listening to Sir James Galway's greatest hits you decided there needed to be a flute added,

you might be the Pide Piper

and have never even heard the song "Rock and Roll"

There is a fairly decent chance your lifetime pass to Chuck E Cheese says "R. Kelly" on it.

god, I can't get enough of these! LOL...*passes popcorn*




"No dissrespect bruh........but don't overthink the music...
That last statement you made was concise, but this is HIP-HOP...

This is what we do:
Spray paint on walls
Scratch records
Chopp samples
Emcee"
-9th Wonder

And 20 videos later you're still bangin his hoes


There's no keeping it on the down low, you could be R Kelly

R
O
F
L

my teams 5-2, 6-0

they call me big L'lay http://profile.myspace.com/users/5578401

just by starting your own car

Chances are you are the stepper himself, R. Kelly






"No dissrespect bruh........but don't overthink the music...
That last statement you made was concise, but this is HIP-HOP...

This is what we do:
Spray paint on walls
Scratch records
Chopp samples
Emcee"
-9th Wonder

"Age ain't nothin but a number" was not only a popular refrain from a song you produced,
but also your defense team's legal claim.


Step in the name of pedophilia, you're probably R Kelly.

>"Age ain't nothin but a number" was not only a popular
>refrain from a song you produced,
>but also your defense team's legal claim.
>
>
>Step in the name of pedophilia, you're probably R Kelly.
>

Welcome back.

For writing "Piss on You" before you could....


flibbity flobbity R Kelly

Dude, LMAO!

Randy

Though your music catalog still isn't substanial enough to get you compared to Michael Jackson.


You got a letter from the government the other day
You opened, read it, and it said you were probably R. Kelly

Gets more hype from Court TV than it does from MTV....


It's the pi-pied-pipah

if you are still at the house wondering why you've never been on 'Bobby Jones Gospel' on BET......you,sir, might be R.Kelly

Not because he's a politician of strong will and determination, but because he's a father of two.


Alex, What Is R. Kelly?

Usted puede ser que sea R. Kelly

lol

!!!

If you take tips from Lil Jon on how to diversify your sound


C:\WINDOWS\System15\rkelly.exe

>C:\WINDOWS\System15\rkelly.exe

This hit me hard.


Look for truth
And quit seeking forgiveness
You need to cut the noose
But you don't believe in scissors
You support the troops
By wearing yellow ribbons
Just bring home our motherfucking brothers and sisters
Because they don't call the shots
But they're in the line of fire
I'd like to call the cops
But they're breaking the line of duty
It's time to put a stop
To the abuse of authority
The truth keeps calling me
And I'm gonna live to tell the story

www.loosie.com

R.I.P. Dunnt

aim: cflartey

my stomach hurts from laughin.

>>C:\WINDOWS\System15\rkelly.exe
>
>This hit me hard.


Same here. System Crash...............

at Victoria's Secret.

Best Alias Ever by the way...

But still funny nonetheless

i questioned posting it, but i figured i'd post it anyway cause its such a great line.

n/m

if one of your ex-artist/mistress' niece complains that your pee is too warm against her skin, chanes are.........you know the rest

and asked them to supersize the urinal cakes.


Number 15, you're probably R Kelly.

.

i got this!
muahahahahahahahahahaha!

you might be R Kelly

U might bE the Arruh u jive turkey

Look for truth
And quit seeking forgiveness
You need to cut the noose
But you don't believe in scissors
You support the troops
By wearing yellow ribbons
Just bring home our motherfucking brothers and sisters
Because they don't call the shots
But they're in the line of fire
I'd like to call the cops
But they're breaking the line of duty
It's time to put a stop
To the abuse of authority
The truth keeps calling me
And I'm gonna live to tell the story

www.loosie.com

R.I.P. Dunnt

aim: cflartey

100 years from now R.Kelly's Genius&Legacy will still thrive&be seen as very Important.Menawhile you hating Ass chump Bunny Tooth Turkeys will have Eggs tossed your way.

maxxx, y u so sensitive dude

nigga do you joke?

but I see more Pretenious MF's on here than anything.I got a Great sense of Humor but why picking on a Music Artist? why the constant knocks? what is up with that Hate?

ain't nobody exempt (c) Cedric The Entertainer

and not with the Kind of Hate thrown at R.kelly here. that shit is more closer to a ClubHouse than a Barbershop.it's one thing to not like an Artist,but it's another with these tacky Hateful Threads.but it's a reflection of the people at large.Envious of a Gifted Musician.so I guess from that Perspective I understand.

you might be Robert

If you get a mid-day impulse to call your girlfriend, but you can't because she's still in school,

YOU MIGHT R. KELLY

By the way, the Dipset version of this didn't get archived?!?

Just so you can show up for a conference

You might be R. Kelly

I love them all, but this one here...LMBAO...

Jimaveli

Chances are you're R. Kelly

Look for truth
And quit seeking forgiveness
You need to cut the noose
But you don't believe in scissors
You support the troops
By wearing yellow ribbons
Just bring home our motherfucking brothers and sisters
Because they don't call the shots
But they're in the line of fire
I'd like to call the cops
But they're breaking the line of duty
It's time to put a stop
To the abuse of authority
The truth keeps calling me
And I'm gonna live to tell the story

www.loosie.com

R.I.P. Dunnt

aim: cflartey

"ol' Biting ass nigga' every time he sees you

You might Be R. Kelly

so the spotlight will get off of you....you son, might be R.Kelly (Jamie'll be the next with R-like problems...you heard it here first...talks about his yang WAY too much.)

it's typical because the People Jelousy&Envious of R.Kelly always gotta say Stupid things. a reflection of Envy&since you will never be the Best in whatever you do then you gotta go after the best.

Maxxx! Where you been!?

damn, you slippin'...

<--- el rey

go'head, read my

and look at my while you're at it....

for bad Mouthing him.alot of Envious Sorry hacks.

the parking lot of Rock N' Rock McDonald's,

pause...FLASH...Click-clank, you may be R. Kelly.

bakari7's poetry corner...

my show of reality was silent
i voted loudmouths off of stony island
even with loose chads hanging from my ballot
in '87 rakim was my dj
& we banged eardrums with mallots
the way of words to steer lost souls
who couldn't get a hold of
themselves form calluses
they couldn't get a grip
so they pack their emotional
baggage & ego trip
through schitzophrenic weather,
i stare at broken hearts
through the eye of a storm,
broken fathers
who wish an elected democrat
can fix their broken wallets
where murphy's law becomes a
constant superstition
& those who been through hell become the most religious

6.2.04

"Clef had the right idea, she's too old now"

but your bodyyyyyyyyy
your bodyyyyyyy's telling you yeeeeeeeeeesssssss

But your state's statuatory rape laws are ALSO telling you no

Then you don't see nothing wroooooooong with being Mr. Robert Kelly.

good wordplay, I give that one a 10

i officially can't breath from laughing so f*ckin hard!

....you son, might be R.Kelly

you might be Mr. Kellie

Taht wuz hulayreeus!

were Molesta, Molesta

You've seen him on the telly,

the one and only r kelly

is the number 1...



you sir, just might be R Kelly

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Proud member of OkMarried Men's Support Group

"Bush had that mischievous and frustrated look on his face because not only was he rhetorically mastered, but he was politically out pointed and basically verbally pimp slapped. Kerry finally showed his kahunas and finally showed that he could fight back." - Michael Eric Dyson

*throws tomatoes*

lol


Look for truth
And quit seeking forgiveness
You need to cut the noose
But you don't believe in scissors
You support the troops
By wearing yellow ribbons
Just bring home our motherfucking brothers and sisters
Because they don't call the shots
But they're in the line of fire
I'd like to call the cops
But they're breaking the line of duty
It's time to put a stop
To the abuse of authority
The truth keeps calling me
And I'm gonna live to tell the story

www.loosie.com

R.I.P. Dunnt

aim: cflartey

SHIT
------------------------------
Soulseek Name = Purevidence786

may the defendant Robert Kelly, please rise.
------------------------------
Proud member of OkMarried Men's Support Group

"Bush had that mischievous and frustrated look on his face because not only was he rhetorically mastered, but he was politically out pointed and basically verbally pimp slapped. Kerry finally showed his kahunas and finally showed that he could fight back." - Michael Eric Dyson

n/m

If you took the word "Toy" out of "You Remind me of my Jeep,"

hey look, in the toy section! It's R Kelly!

------------------------------
Proud member of OkMarried Men's Support Group

"Bush had that mischievous and frustrated look on his face because not only was he rhetorically mastered, but he was politically out pointed and basically verbally pimp slapped. Kerry finally showed his kahunas and finally showed that he could fight back." - Michael Eric Dyson

Up! i aint got nuthin but i wanna hear more from you fools.

Will the real R. kelly please stand up?

Tiem to renew your subscription, Arruh.

n/m

....with your hands held out like you feel the power?

You've just concocted your most sinister scheme yet, Pied Piper.

i haat oll uv u. xept maxxx, hee iz kuul.

heart, j.

was off to neverland with mike... not to chicago with mike

"i wanna be i wanna like arruh
like kells
if i could be like kells" (c) gatorade commerical

off your face like clinque says...

if your 8th grade girlfriend beat you in a spelling bee

Stan-esque letters from mistermaxxx and The Gap for Kids catalogues....


Mr. Kelly, your home mortgage is pre-approved.

To working the drive thru at golden arches....

Pull up to the next window, sir. You are indeed R. Kelly. Or Menudo.

brilliant!

if this keeps up.

Von Pea, by jove, if you don't archive this, I swear to Jah...

of something like your bank account, only because your bonds & IRAs have yet to reach maturity ...

the survey says
*ding!*
you might be R. Kelly.

.

>if your current girl reminds you of something like your bank account, only because your bonds
>& IRAs have yet to reach maturity ...
>
>the survey says
>*ding!*
>you might be R. Kelly.



That shit was beautiful.......

Just WOW...*Standing O.*

but can turn a reading buddy into a booty call ...

this post is brought to you by the letter Arruh.

p is for pee pee

Is old enough to get dropped off at McDonalds without parental supervision

There's no steppin around it. You might be R Kelly

To Kid's Bop.....

Sing along if you know the words....

You might be R Kelly

Y'all are officially stupid as hell. Alla y'all. I'm crying.

Man, you guys came with some hilarious shit, lol

As "The Golden Girls"....


It seems like YOU'RE ready....


to be R Kelly

You'z a FUNNY muthafucka.

Wow

yo that was the funniest shit ive heard all day!!! ahahha. hes just weird

I mean... try all you want.... but this alias is bangin' 'em out the park.

His style is GOLDEN.

Classic.

-- Nate

Because you wouldn't stop bugging him about Beyonce's little sister....




There's a pretty good chance you could be R Kelly

(...And that this post needs to go platinum)

y'all are caraaaazy.
-EBONY

That's me on the left!!!---->http://www.punchdouble.com/okayplayer/index.htm

I'm gonna get my bud nipper and go over there and nip some buds. (c)Red Foxx

It's BEEN "no message", it IS "no message", and it's ALWAYS GONNA BE "no message".(c) OKP Late Pass Commitee Chair


"goonie goonie/ ginnie ginnie/ pussy should not/ be shared with many" (c) tonywashington

"Then will I swear that beauty herself is Black,/ And all they foul that thy complexion lack." -William Shakespeare, Sonnet 132

that Teddy Riley accidentally calls you about a Guy reunion....




You might just be Kells.

but you leavin' the house @ 2:30 PM on a weekday...

No, not Shelly, Telly, or Nelly
you, my friend, are Robert "Arruh" Kelly

<--- el rey

go'head, read my

and look at my while you're at it....

nine months out of the year?

a year in advance.

you... my friend.
may just be R. Kelly.

Dude, you are on that AP (advanced placement) game level homey. Dawg, you are the kaing of this homey. Much props dawg.

Randy

Oh snap, this shit is golden. Someone please either anchor or archive this thread.

3LW? Classic material there man...

the side of a mug you bought ur mother for mother's day, but rather a fantasy to which u masturbate to

It's a damn shame the Dipset Foxworthy post didn't achieve archive status, I'm beating the drum until this one does though. Who's with me?

WORD

heads should've rolled.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I wonder can I walk a rightous path holding a beer" - Common Sense

"Keeping It Real So You Don't Have To" - LRG

"I usually play the background, you know, clean cut, soft spoken, well dressed, dipped out, straight chillin when I'm in the club yo..." Phonte of Little Brother

will we never learn?

america, fuck yeah.

Freedom costs a buck o'five.


Look for truth
And quit seeking forgiveness
You need to cut the noose
But you don't believe in scissors
You support the troops
By wearing yellow ribbons
Just bring home our motherfucking brothers and sisters
Because they don't call the shots
But they're in the line of fire
I'd like to call the cops
But they're breaking the line of duty
It's time to put a stop
To the abuse of authority
The truth keeps calling me
And I'm gonna live to tell the story

www.loosie.com

R.I.P. Dunnt

aim: cflartey

And the authorities had to activate an Amber Alert.


R. Kelly, this is your life.

and in it, you state.

YOU LIKE KIDS, BUT THEY'RE NOT FOR YOU.

you, sir. may be R Kelly.

g/k dahg. spraid thhu luff! :)

in one of your songs....


Yeah, your repping the windy city under the name R.Kelly.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I wonder can I walk a rightous path holding a beer" - Common Sense

"Keeping It Real So You Don't Have To" - LRG

"I usually play the background, you know, clean cut, soft spoken, well dressed, dipped out, straight chillin when I'm in the club yo..." Phonte of Little Brother

with a matching zorro mask....

You might be steppin in the name of R. Kelly.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I wonder can I walk a rightous path holding a beer" - Common Sense

"Keeping It Real So You Don't Have To" - LRG

"I usually play the background, you know, clean cut, soft spoken, well dressed, dipped out, straight chillin when I'm in the club yo..." Phonte of Little Brother

...is one that can tie her shoes all by herself...

well lookie thurr...you'se R. Kelly!!

you think getting a girl who is a 10
meant tenth grader
you sir are the isssar kissinelly.

yo eighf grade girlfriend beat you in a spelling bee
and you were thirty,
you sir are ol dirty kelly.
the remix

you see dead people.
But you're not a little kid in a movie.
You sir, may be R Kelly.

...you know the rest.

...Then you JUST might be Arruh Kelly.

"Gotdammit R. Kelly! How can you be that girls lover, when she looks younger than Nas, on the Illmatic cover???"

~SwAyZe

`*&#Q(#*$*#&$#(*#*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

squawk!

people poke fun at you *cough, ahem* excuse me,

people pulls guns at you

you are the r kella

To tell the difference between 18 and 13


yet you swear up and down you can spot a gun waving across a packed, dimly lit Madision Square Garden....



I believe I can safely say, you might be R Kelly

"No dissrespect bruh........but don't overthink the music...
That last statement you made was concise, but this is HIP-HOP...

This is what we do:
Spray paint on walls
Scratch records
Chopp samples
Emcee"
-9th Wonder

if u go to ur concerts with "3 kids..." AND your wife. lol.

with a little bump and grind....as a matter of fact, you can't see anything until the pepper spray wears off....


Something in your eyes tells me...you could be R Kelly

Instead of collecting your partner's panties, you collect their retainers

If your idea of pillow talk is singing "The itsy-bitsy spider"

If you put out a remix of a song before the original comes out

You my friend, might be the Piper

comedy.

ya might be r kelly

w/ Pappa Rappa the Rappa.
To garner more sales from "your demographic"...

You, sir..
May very well be...
R Kelly

for the way he pickled a 13-year-old's ovaries instead of the way he tickled the ivories ...

goodness
gracious
great balls of Arruh!

because the ring you bought her was the wrong flavor...

holy golden showers, batman! you're r. kelly!!

You sir, have a winner.

the value of urea in human skin care...

...then, R. Kelly, TRANSFORM... AND ROLL OUT!

If you think that Cosby Show Raven is sexier than That's So Raven..Raven..

the actual posts or the way people are phrasing you might be. Survey says is my personal fave...although Holy Golden Showers is damn close...keep 'em up.



bryan

by telling them "you're a 10" while thinking "urinate" ...

this is one small step for man, and one giant step in the name of love.

called the chocolate factory.

for the part of hamburglar in the next upcoming mcdonalds commercial

but spend the whole time talking to her sister.

If you get pepper sprayed and are more concerned about how youre gonna get them damn spray marks outta your zorro mask...

You senor, are R. Kelly...

J.

for a glass of water before sex

you might be the piper.

When you do a remix to "You remind me of my jeep" titled "You remind me of the school bus", You are most definitely.........
Arruh "The Bus driving Pied Piper" Kelly.




Too many Emcees not enough mics.(fugees)


See,The emperor wants to control outer space,and Yoda wants to understand inner space.So really,there is no reason they should be at war!!

The Greatest MC:A topic to be discussed.Not decided.