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Jeff Foxworthy
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Wed Oct-27-04 06:44 AM

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"YOU MIGHT BE R. KELLY..."


  

          

If you've ever had to worry about coordinating your Tims with your Zorro mask...


You might be R. Kelly

  

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YOU MIGHT BE R. KELLY... [View all] , Jeff Foxworthy, Wed Oct-27-04 06:44 AM
 
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Guess who's back? (c) Scarface *pulls up chair*
Oct 27th 2004
1
Up!
Oct 28th 2004
76
RE: YOU MIGHT BE R. KELLY...
Oct 27th 2004
2
If your record label is worried about "leaking"
Oct 27th 2004
3
If your first name consists of one initial...
Oct 27th 2004
4
that's fucked up
Oct 27th 2004
36
squawk!
Oct 28th 2004
62
rrrr arruhhh
Oct 28th 2004
72
If you followed up child pornography charges
Oct 27th 2004
5
If while listening to Sir James Galway's greatest hits
Oct 27th 2004
6
If people think you are a musical genius because
Oct 28th 2004
54
if teenage girls remind you of SUVs
Oct 27th 2004
7
If you look towards Gary Glitter for career advice
Oct 27th 2004
8
*starts popping the popcorn*
Oct 27th 2004
9
If Ron Isley has ever left you for dead in the Mojave
Oct 27th 2004
10
RE: If Ron Isley has ever left you for dead in the Moja
Oct 28th 2004
51
HAAAAAAAA!
Oct 28th 2004
89
If you get a raging hard on
Oct 27th 2004
11
You might be R. Kelly if
Oct 27th 2004
12
roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 27th 2004
15
You crazy for this one, Rick.
Oct 27th 2004
43
If you're mad at Dave Chapelle
Oct 27th 2004
13
LMFAOOOOOOOO
Oct 27th 2004
40
MAILT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 28th 2004
81
Dawg.
Oct 29th 2004
105
If you messed around with children and stayed popular
Oct 27th 2004
14
If your most popular video
Oct 27th 2004
16
RE: YOU MIGHT BE R. KELLY...
Oct 27th 2004
17
If you vote for Barack Obama in the IL. Senate race
Oct 27th 2004
18
If you think the M in MILF stands for "minor"
Oct 27th 2004
19
bwahahahahahahahahaha
Oct 27th 2004
44
RE: If you think the M in MILF stands for "minor"
Oct 28th 2004
52
this is the best, d.o.p.e.!!!
Oct 28th 2004
61
You might be R Kelly
Oct 27th 2004
20
lmfao...holy shit...
Oct 27th 2004
23
      fuckin amazing!
Oct 28th 2004
80
      RE: lmfao...holy shit...
Oct 29th 2004
121
if ur swimming in dubloons
Oct 27th 2004
21
If you've ever inquired about child sizes
Oct 27th 2004
22
(c) 25th Hour
Oct 27th 2004
25
      I know...
Oct 29th 2004
125
......every song you put out lately is a step song
Oct 27th 2004
24
RE: YOU MIGHT BE R. KELLY...
Oct 27th 2004
26
If you went into McDonald's
Oct 27th 2004
27
and ask to work the drive-thru
Oct 27th 2004
41
wow
Oct 27th 2004
50
If it "Wudnt Me"
Oct 27th 2004
28
If your screen name on OkP is Mistermaxxx
Oct 27th 2004
29
haha.
Oct 27th 2004
47
Sorry ASS Bums ain't funny
Oct 29th 2004
120
      RE: Sorry ASS Bums ain't funny
Oct 30th 2004
130
           I have a Great sense of Humor
Oct 30th 2004
133
                Dude, The Lesson is like the Barbershop
Oct 30th 2004
139
                     not no Barbershop I went to
Oct 31st 2004
147
If you put it off on yo own brother!! flesh & blood!!
Oct 27th 2004
30
RE: YOU MIGHT BE R. KELLY...
Oct 27th 2004
31
If you're happy when your child acts up in school
Oct 27th 2004
32
RE: If you're happy when your child acts up in school
Oct 28th 2004
63
If you can't read this
Oct 27th 2004
33
l...m...f...a...o...post over.
Oct 27th 2004
48
If Aaron Hall flips you off and calls you a
Oct 27th 2004
34
If U Are Just Wating for Jamie Foxx to Mess Up
Oct 27th 2004
35
Typical Envy Behavior
Oct 27th 2004
37
lol
Oct 27th 2004
38
37 posts?
Oct 27th 2004
45
stop crying.... lol
Oct 29th 2004
107
      People show How stupid they truly are
Oct 30th 2004
136
If the "hot spot" for you is
Oct 27th 2004
39
only chicagoans will get this. n/m
Oct 31st 2004
144
if you tell your boy Jay ...
Oct 27th 2004
42
If your mind's telling you no
Oct 27th 2004
46
lmao
Oct 27th 2004
49
oh shit...
Oct 28th 2004
82
*dead*
Oct 30th 2004
140
If Jimmy Swaggart Asks You To Be His Choir Director
Oct 28th 2004
53
If Huked On Fonix Wurkt 4 U
Oct 28th 2004
55
LMAO
Oct 28th 2004
68
If the original lyrics to Fiesta, Fiesta
Oct 28th 2004
56
If your favorite combo at McDonalds..
Oct 28th 2004
57
*dead*
Oct 28th 2004
60
Boooooooooooo!
Oct 31st 2004
145
OH
Nov 01st 2004
158
If you song "12 Play" had a double meaning
Oct 28th 2004
58
*stands and applauds*
Oct 28th 2004
70
RE: YOU MIGHT BE R. KELLY...
Oct 28th 2004
59
RE: YOU MIGHT BE R. KELLY...
Oct 28th 2004
64
If the vest feels better without a shirt on....
Oct 28th 2004
65
If you write songs with YM as source material....
Oct 28th 2004
66
LOL!
Oct 28th 2004
71
If you get a supervillain grin over some BOOTY....
Oct 28th 2004
67
giys thes iz nawt fonny
Oct 28th 2004
69
lmao
Oct 28th 2004
83
if your original notion for "i believe i can fly"
Oct 28th 2004
73
if you think eye masks take 20 yrs
Oct 28th 2004
74
RE: YOU MIGHT BE R. KELLY...
Oct 28th 2004
75
If your mailbox is full of
Oct 28th 2004
77
If you went from producing gold records
Oct 28th 2004
78
menudo???
Oct 28th 2004
86
Damn, Foxworthy is looking at Charter status
Oct 28th 2004
79
if your current girl reminds you
Oct 28th 2004
84
*licks a shot*
Oct 28th 2004
91
WHAT!!!!!!!!
Oct 29th 2004
122
WOW!
Oct 31st 2004
152
if you can't turn a hoe into a housewife
Oct 28th 2004
85
haha!
Oct 28th 2004
94
i. can't. breeeeeeeeathe!!
Oct 30th 2004
141
If your definition of "grown and sexy"
Oct 28th 2004
87
If you've ever tried selling the rights to 'Sex Me'
Oct 28th 2004
88
ok, you got me, it's a wrap
Oct 28th 2004
96
RE: YOU MIGHT BE R. KELLY...
Oct 28th 2004
90
If you've ever refered to 3LW
Oct 28th 2004
92
Cracker, You...
Oct 28th 2004
93
!
Oct 28th 2004
97
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
Oct 28th 2004
95
Yo, noone is TOUCHING Foxworthy...
Oct 28th 2004
98
If Jay had to get a seperate tour bus
Oct 29th 2004
99
lmao.
Oct 29th 2004
100
If you copied Aaron Hall's steez so bad...
Oct 29th 2004
101
If you going out to holla @ the hoes
Oct 29th 2004
102
????
Oct 29th 2004
108
      what happens @ 3 PM every weekday
Oct 29th 2004
113
If you circle "Homecoming" on ya calendar
Oct 29th 2004
103
Dawg.
Oct 29th 2004
104
AH-Fucking-HAHAHAHAHA
Oct 29th 2004
106
If #1 Mom isnt something that was written on
Oct 29th 2004
109
Don't miss the archive this time!
Oct 29th 2004
110
RE: Don't miss the archive this time!
Oct 29th 2004
112
It's a crime the Dipset post wasn't archieved.
Oct 29th 2004
117
      the terrorists won that day
Oct 29th 2004
118
           LMAO
Oct 30th 2004
129
                haha...
Oct 31st 2004
146
If you and your date got seperated
Oct 29th 2004
111
If you have a myspace account
Oct 29th 2004
114
nega donnt steel mah bitt!
Oct 30th 2004
138
      HAHAHAHA he put g/k haahah
Oct 31st 2004
151
If you can throw out a line about Gorrilas making love
Oct 29th 2004
115
If you wear custom leather basketball jerseys,
Oct 29th 2004
116
If your idea of a mature woman...
Oct 29th 2004
119
If
Oct 29th 2004
123
If
Oct 29th 2004
124
If....
Oct 29th 2004
126
if you're girl's favorite restaurant is Chuckie Cheese.
Oct 30th 2004
127
If you have to burp your dates after drinks...
Oct 30th 2004
128
      oh MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 31st 2004
142
If you leave your concerts because
Oct 30th 2004
131
If you don't posess the ability
Oct 30th 2004
132
      *dead*
Oct 30th 2004
134
           more like *buried*
Oct 31st 2004
143
RE: YOU MIGHT BE R. KELLY...
Oct 30th 2004
135
If you don't see nothing wrong
Oct 30th 2004
137
If after every sexual encounter...
Oct 31st 2004
148
archive !
Oct 31st 2004
149
If your parties get catered with happy meals
Oct 31st 2004
150
If you're considering doing a collabo
Oct 31st 2004
153
if you admire Jerry Lee Lewis
Nov 01st 2004
154
If your girl was pissed (no kells-o)
Nov 01st 2004
155
*golf clap*
Nov 01st 2004
161
If you happen to know firsthand
Nov 01st 2004
156
RE: YOU MIGHT BE R. KELLY...
Nov 01st 2004
157
I still can't tell what is funnier....
Nov 01st 2004
159
if you pull underripe biddies
Nov 01st 2004
160
you drive around an ice cream
Nov 01st 2004
162
truck
Nov 01st 2004
163
you audition
Nov 01st 2004
164
you meet britney spears
Nov 01st 2004
165
You might be R. Kelly...
Nov 01st 2004
166
if you ask
Nov 01st 2004
167
RE: YOU MIGHT BE R. KELLY...
Nov 01st 2004
168

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