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13024965, What's your favorite OKPost of all time?
Posted by Firecracker, Sun May-22-16 02:27 PM
Post dat lank
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13024967, do yall wash yall meat is up there....
Posted by decaturpsalm, Sun May-22-16 02:51 PM
cheesecake factory freestyling
there was an obscure new york niggas vs atlanta niggas post
a few yrs back that was hella funny
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13024975, Regulate/YMCA/Cheescake Factory rap battle
Posted by makaveli, Sun May-22-16 03:24 PM
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13024976, Ya know, the sorriest guy in the NBA....
Posted by Firecracker, Sun May-22-16 03:26 PM
http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=21&topic_id=65705&mesg_id=65705&listing_type=search
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13024990, "tellem what type of zones yall be runnin fam, they ain't tryna hear u"
Posted by Atillah Moor, Sun May-22-16 04:49 PM
Lol every time I read it.
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13025161, I couldn't even get past it. My eyes wellin up
Posted by placee_22, Mon May-23-16 08:58 AM
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13025280, cot damnit, you made me sit here and read the whole damn post
Posted by KiloMcG, Mon May-23-16 11:13 AM
haha, man that was a good one.
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13025436, THIS..........I'm purposely not reading it right now. I got things to do
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Mon May-23-16 02:52 PM
and need to not spend a hour of my time laughing til I cry. That shit was..............man.
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13025441, I went thru that today and laughed to tears like it was brand new. Damn. n/m
Posted by Marbles, Mon May-23-16 03:05 PM
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13025516, Hot holly hell that was hilarious. Burned a good hour reading this
Posted by spenzalii, Mon May-23-16 06:26 PM
I think I need oxygen from laughing so damn hard
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13025552, anytime I read a reference to that post, I start cracking up
Posted by DJR, Mon May-23-16 09:50 PM
It's automatic.
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13025891, classic...
Posted by LegacyNS, Tue May-24-16 01:45 PM
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<---- 5....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dlgiritpmfo
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13025940, You forget how great it is until you read it.
Posted by MEAT, Tue May-24-16 02:10 PM
We got a good thing going right now and are not looking to expand. Membership is high and we don't really need to attract any unwanted attnetion.
You also have to be a member of the town, *I believe*, to join the Y...or else each game is going to run you 5 bucks a pop.
If we need more players/teams, I'll let you guys know which town
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13027121, It's been fun, but I gotta get zzzzzzs. Play-offs tip at 6:15 am tomorrow
Posted by Garhart Poppwell, Thu May-26-16 06:06 PM
Man listen, that whole post kept giving and giving. I didn't even post in there because of reading that shit so hard.
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13027562, theee best
Posted by astralblak, Sat May-28-16 10:29 AM
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13024978, No Slacks No Snacks, Soulgyal vs Brent, Soulgyal vs the Roach
Posted by J_Stew, Sun May-22-16 03:33 PM
Thank God it Snowed, Because it rhymes with Olajuwon, the classic post in High Tech that Burb deleted on accident(someone had a dumb idea for a video game that they thought was great, and the stuff everyone else came up with was some of the most hilarious shit ever), The Marine.
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13025290, Sougyal vs the Roach = hillarity
Posted by Firecracker, Mon May-23-16 11:29 AM
The pretty roach at the party (c)
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13025447, That Brent joint had me with faceaches!
Posted by WarriorPoet415, Mon May-23-16 03:20 PM
______________________________________________________________________________
cscpov.blogspot.com
"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown
"To Each His Reach"
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13025525, that dude was an inspiration to a bunch of people he doesn't even
Posted by J_Stew, Mon May-23-16 07:16 PM
know exist.
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13024980, Rev X
Posted by rdhull, Sun May-22-16 03:35 PM
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13024984, 81
Posted by Innocent Criminal, Sun May-22-16 04:16 PM
http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=21&topic_id=28886&mesg_id=28886&listing_type=search
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13024985, The fallout when Jose left lunchbox hanging during the Detroit re
Posted by Binlahab, Sun May-22-16 04:20 PM
It will never be repeated and if you weren't there you wouldn't understand but I don't recall laughing more in my life
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13024996, ^^^ although I thought it was layzboi who got left.
Posted by Binladen, Sun May-22-16 05:02 PM
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13026189, No. I was there and so was lazyboi. It was lunchboxx 😂
Posted by scrollock, Tue May-24-16 07:28 PM
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13027145, yep...Lunch was actually a cool ass dude...
Posted by Dstl1, Thu May-26-16 10:40 PM
we chopped it up several times. Had no idea the boards were gonna explode the day after Memorial Day when I got back on.
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13025181, man that might have been the greatest joke day in the history of OKP
Posted by placee_22, Mon May-23-16 09:20 AM
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13027142, Word bond.
Posted by NoDrawls McGraw, Thu May-26-16 09:30 PM
I can still remember the post when ninjaz vividly described
the scene of lunchbox coming off the elevator and the whole
room pausing on some, "ITS. ABOUT. TO. GO. DOWN!" shit.
Classic quotes:
Jose3030: Im not about that violence...
Lunchbox: Did I say it was gonna be some violence?
Classic shit....
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13024987, ... So, I'm white, and....
Posted by Firecracker, Sun May-22-16 04:40 PM
http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=18&topic_id=120393&mesg_id=120393&listing_type=search
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13024995, What post was the quote «And yet you hate» from?
Posted by Firecracker, Sun May-22-16 04:59 PM
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13024997, No wait, I remember: It was b****k
Posted by Firecracker, Sun May-22-16 05:04 PM
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13025090, We chop up these bitches lol
Posted by Seven, Mon May-23-16 12:48 AM
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13024998, since mine was already post... that Timmay the Tiger post
Posted by Amritsar, Sun May-22-16 05:05 PM
still laugh at that
still going to hell too
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13025005, Loved the Warren G "Regulate" post
Posted by DJ007, Sun May-22-16 05:18 PM
Just thinking about it has me in f-in tears lmao, everybody was killing it! The analysis of that song was so on point..lol
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"You can win with certainty with the spirit of "one cut". "Musashi Miyamoto
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13025010, yup lol: http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=17&topic_id=114541&mesg_id=114541&listing_type=search
Posted by Firecracker, Sun May-22-16 05:30 PM
http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=17&topic_id=114541&mesg_id=114541&listing_type=search
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13025007, Mommys upstairs with her friend
Posted by legsdiamond, Sun May-22-16 05:23 PM
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13025008, lol yes
Posted by Firecracker, Sun May-22-16 05:27 PM
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13025011, Spelled "fren" lol
Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Sun May-22-16 05:33 PM
I'm pretty sure it was spelled something like that. Made it so much funnier
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13025089, So many classics....can't forget the Ike Moses chop them bitches post...
Posted by Seven, Mon May-23-16 12:47 AM
....the questlove New Yorker cartoon one was hilarious too.
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13025092, I need that Pinfinite video to resurface soon
Posted by Firecracker, Mon May-23-16 12:57 AM
I know there's a clip on IG but it aint enough
Thats one of the best youtube vids of all time
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13025240, Man. Lol
Posted by Seven, Mon May-23-16 10:29 AM
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13025573, the only one that still exists is the ?uestlove remix
Posted by RobOne4, Mon May-23-16 11:48 PM
https://youtu.be/UH8HHMC6hDQ
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13025574, no shade at quest but that ish aint funny like that
Posted by Firecracker, Tue May-24-16 12:06 AM
Ike Moses one tho.... timeless
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13025099, There was a post i made about my roommate getting stabbed.
Posted by denny, Mon May-23-16 02:44 AM
It was pretty fun. One of the players in that story just got posted on worldstarhiphop last weekend.
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh8h7uA7HC18YBp6Kn
My former roommate been staying with us the past couple weeks cause he had to get a second surgery on his hand and he's taking care of three kids now. The crib is packed but it's also fun with so many lil kids running around.
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13025107, Exhibit A on why Denny cant get a crib
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon May-23-16 05:44 AM
>
>My former roommate been staying with us the past couple weeks
>cause he had to get a second surgery on his hand and he's
>taking care of three kids now. The crib is packed but it's
>also fun with so many lil kids running around.
>
>
This is why landlords aint fucking with you
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13025502, http://memesvault.com/wp-content/uploads/Friday-Meme-Damn-09.jpg
Posted by Atillah Moor, Mon May-23-16 04:40 PM
http://memesvault.com/wp-content/uploads/Friday-Meme-Damn-09.jpg
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13025700, I can't even front, Denny seem like a good dude, but that'd be a red flag
Posted by FLUIDJ, Tue May-24-16 10:42 AM
for me indeed.
"Get ready....for your blessing....."
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13026193, Ppl like this always have a 'look' about themselves white, blk, etc
Posted by deejboram, Tue May-24-16 07:53 PM
Don't matter
The types that be caught up in situations like these fit a certain description
I imagine Denny to look like Puck off Real World
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13026197, Like they try to clean up but never appear to be CLEAN-clean
Posted by deejboram, Tue May-24-16 07:55 PM
I see'em at weddings in Tuxedos and I be like i know who gonna be at that open bar first in line
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13026253, lmao @ Puck
Posted by Pete Burns, Wed May-25-16 01:23 AM
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13027137, WE GOT THE HOUSE!
Posted by denny, Thu May-26-16 08:49 PM
WE're so happy.
As far as this dude is concerned...yah I know him. His name is Beamer and he's a rapper (i'd imagine this is a promotion of sorts). He's kinda annoying...it's mostly jsut his voice though. A half-way effinimate dude who has a tendency to talk too tuff for someone who sounds like him. He's not a bad dude...just annoying. The same guy who stabbed my roommate was also after this guy for unrelated reasons so we had a common enemy.
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13025111, I lost my legs at work today and double barrows was awesome
Posted by esb225, Mon May-23-16 07:23 AM
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13025448, and the Honar Roll?
Posted by WarriorPoet415, Mon May-23-16 03:21 PM
______________________________________________________________________________
cscpov.blogspot.com
"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown
"To Each His Reach"
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13025164, Suge got Shot in Miami
Posted by Adwhizz, Mon May-23-16 09:02 AM
http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=18&topic_id=65009&mesg_id=65009&listing_type=search
I laffed HARD that night
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13025171, Jason Kidd son's head post
Posted by wluv, Mon May-23-16 09:11 AM
Classic.
Also honorable mentions were Quest's bowtie picture and F**** vs K**r drama post.
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13025178, It involved changed locks, a fight at a diner, a brick, then a er visit
Posted by MEAT, Mon May-23-16 09:18 AM
And then I don't think the woman ended up with either dude.
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13025449, Oh, that bullshit was hilarious!
Posted by WarriorPoet415, Mon May-23-16 03:22 PM
______________________________________________________________________________
cscpov.blogspot.com
"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown
"To Each His Reach"
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13025188, Gorillas be mad diesel.
Posted by magilla vanilla, Mon May-23-16 09:36 AM
http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=21&topic_id=64276&mesg_id=64276&listing_type=search#64279
SPM with one of the goat replies this side of "rhymes with olajuwon"
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13025245, OCK of seagulls was hilarious back in the day
Posted by LAbeathustla, Mon May-23-16 10:37 AM
wish that photo was still around
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13025271, There was one about some big ass calves...
Posted by CRichMonkey, Mon May-23-16 11:01 AM
Then the shit went waaaay off the rails.
my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
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13025542, ^^^ Poetx was on 1
Posted by Roadblock, Mon May-23-16 08:45 PM
My personal fav
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13025429, I Want DJ Drama to DJ My Wedding
Posted by SsenepoD, Mon May-23-16 02:44 PM
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13025476, "Fredy Adu just picked me up in a Q45"
Posted by jdevolve1, Mon May-23-16 03:56 PM
I'm surprised I didn't get wrote up at work that day....
and there was another one about a roach eating a cucumber or some shit...
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13025484, a quality, quality post
Posted by Dstl1, Mon May-23-16 04:11 PM
.
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13025489, lol that was a special post
Posted by cgonz00cc, Mon May-23-16 04:16 PM
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13025509, weights in the freezer
Posted by LAbeathustla, Mon May-23-16 05:34 PM
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13025515, I wanna read this post cos I don't remember it
Posted by Firecracker, Mon May-23-16 06:23 PM
I had no luck searching for it tho :(
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13025535, RE: I wanna read this post cos I don't remember it
Posted by MEAT, Mon May-23-16 07:48 PM
http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=18&topic_id=153912&mesg_id=153912&listing_type=search#153933
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13025540, LMAO what
Posted by Firecracker, Mon May-23-16 08:38 PM
I missed this post
Funny how OP never gave an explanation why he kept the weights in there either
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13025575, People were following him around for weeks with that lol...
Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Tue May-24-16 12:11 AM
He'd post something like, "Is Lebron gonna get a ring this year?" and the first response would be "So why do you freeze your weights?"
And he would never answer. I think it was strictly done for comedy and he stuck to the joke. Had to be.
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13025695, I legit was NOT even trolling him...
Posted by FLUIDJ, Tue May-24-16 10:35 AM
"Get ready....for your blessing....."
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13025521, my favorite was deleted
Posted by janey, Mon May-23-16 07:09 PM
however, someone had a copy of it that they sent me.
~ ~ ~
All meetings end in separation
All acquisition ends in dispersion
All life ends in death
- The Buddha
|\_/|
='_'=
Every hundred years, all new people
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13025523, I don't see the point of letterboxing
Posted by spenzalii, Mon May-23-16 07:14 PM
The Comic Book Guy gif should be used in classrooms it was so perfect
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13025558, Post request: Soulgyal vs Brent
Posted by Firecracker, Mon May-23-16 10:17 PM
And yes I've tried searching for it but my OKP search skills suck
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13025682, RECAP
Posted by WarriorPoet415, Tue May-24-16 10:14 AM
It wasn't archived as far as I know but the way the story went (others who remember it, feel free to add on or correct me) was:
Soulgyal once met a nice guy named Brent in college.
Brent really liked Soulgyal and tried to holla.
Soulgyal thought Brent was nice in the cute puppy kind of way and put him in the friendzone.
One day Brent met another nice girl on campus. Soulgyal didn't like that so much and made a hullaballoo about 2nd girl being a single mom.
Soulgyal called her a whore.
Soulgyal was used to having Brent follow her around even though she had no interest in him.
Soulgyal had something wrong at her dorm where she was gonna need a place to stay.
Soulgyal asked Brent if she could crash over his place.
Brent had been making time with the 2nd girl who actually returned his interest unlike Soulgyal.
Brent was getting laid.
Brent told Soulgyal she'd have to crash elsewhere.
Cause Brent was getting laid.
Soulgyal makes this post on OKP with a title filled with outrage saying how she had been BETRAYED by Brent. For a "whore"
Most responders laughed and laughed.
Cause Brent was getting laid.
Toasts were made to Brent.
Soulgyal continued to stew about it.
Brent enters OKP lexicon for a short while and is still fondly remembered to this day for exercising good common sense.
OKP even makes a tribute post to sing the praises of Brent:
http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=18&topic_id=43674&mesg_id=43674&listing_type=search#43683
______________________________________________________________________________
cscpov.blogspot.com
"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown
"To Each His Reach"
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13025910, Holy shit thats good
Posted by Firecracker, Tue May-24-16 01:55 PM
LMAO
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13025580, Another OKS classic: The Vikings Sex Boat post
Posted by mrhood75, Tue May-24-16 01:40 AM
Maybe not THE best, but it was awesome.
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13025774, Agreed
Posted by janey, Tue May-24-16 11:58 AM
~ ~ ~
All meetings end in separation
All acquisition ends in dispersion
All life ends in death
- The Buddha
|\_/|
='_'=
Every hundred years, all new people
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13025783, I'm sure the subject matter alone did it for ya
Posted by mrhood75, Tue May-24-16 12:05 PM
How you doing?
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13025984, LOL, honestly I remember it for the post title
Posted by janey, Tue May-24-16 02:33 PM
Secks bote or something like that
I'm all right. Hanging in there. You?
~ ~ ~
All meetings end in separation
All acquisition ends in dispersion
All life ends in death
- The Buddha
|\_/|
='_'=
Every hundred years, all new people
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13025690, 15 in the WSJ had most jokes per post...ever.
Posted by Buddy_Gilapagos, Tue May-24-16 10:30 AM
**********
"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson
"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"
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13025714, Fuck it I'll say it, "Neck brace"
Posted by Innocent Criminal, Tue May-24-16 11:00 AM
One of the best bits of drama on the boards ever.
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13025716, Someone in The Lesson asked if 9th Wonder produced 'The Light'...
Posted by Af-1, Tue May-24-16 11:00 AM
and was subsequently mauled.
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13025724, "I need Walmart cart pushing tips"
Posted by melmag, Tue May-24-16 11:15 AM
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13025819, THIS POST.
Posted by magilla vanilla, Tue May-24-16 12:42 PM
Holy shit I forgot about This Post.
http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=21&topic_id=2973&mesg_id=2973&page=2
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13025823, DeePhunk busts his guns
Posted by J_Sun, Tue May-24-16 12:46 PM
http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=18&topic_id=38218
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"Sometimes I contemplate moving to a warmer place, then the lake and skyline give me a warm embrace" © Common
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13025876, Crich Bootcamp Clik Chronicles!
Posted by NoDrawls McGraw, Tue May-24-16 01:36 PM
Dat shit was high comedy!
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13025903, NSYNC "Gone" appreciation thread
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Tue May-24-16 01:51 PM
That thread lasted 2-3 years IIRC.
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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.
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13025915, are you serious? lol
Posted by Firecracker, Tue May-24-16 01:56 PM
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13026158, Show me another GD thread that appeared on page 1 for that long
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Tue May-24-16 06:22 PM
Shit appeared, left, and reappeared. When I replied to it shits was already over a year old and was -still- on the first page of GD.
*edit* so maybe it's not my favorite thread, but one of the more memorable threads for achieving what it did where a thread might only last 10 minutes on the first page if it didn't go poast.
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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.
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13026154, Some memories
Posted by B9, Tue May-24-16 05:58 PM
There was an all time classic in The Lesson just clowning the hell out of Dipset/Camron/Jim Jones ("Dipset looks like the inside of Strawberry Shortcake's pussy", etc...) that FIRE DELETED ON SOME MOD OVER REACHING BULLSHIT!
Archive material that she GOT MAD about and 15'd. Sad loss. Sad loss.
Downloading more Ram in tech, which I think was lost to the cull/glitch of the archives.
That one that is still in Artist archive of the poor OKP that was throwing his own album release party for Badu. Good god.
LiquidDope in Sports posting directions to come and fight him from MikeLove (I think's) job at a McDonalds on the southside.
Ton's of SPMisms, but the SYNOSAUR shit was classic and so was the one where dude didn't know who Michael Phelps was and genuinely thought he was a special needs person.
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13026198, Who heard from Jaye Swigga last?
Posted by deejboram, Tue May-24-16 07:57 PM
.
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13026199, Keyoleo with the fake baby in Camden.
Posted by deejboram, Tue May-24-16 07:57 PM
.
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13026202, Jaynus with his fake suicide attempt
Posted by deejboram, Tue May-24-16 07:58 PM
that shit was BONKERS lol!!!
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13026203, what happened to dEs and his litebrite fetish posts?
Posted by deejboram, Tue May-24-16 07:58 PM
.
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13026205, Bin was sittin at the bar waitin to fight ol boy who came to DC
Posted by deejboram, Tue May-24-16 08:00 PM
specifcally to fight him but chickened out
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13026207, Dude fighting somebody with a (real) HAMMER over a sidepiece
Posted by deejboram, Tue May-24-16 08:01 PM
and the sidepiece aint even stay with him!!!
she was a regular ass lookin (Liberian) african chick
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13026208, beholdme possts were always fun
Posted by deejboram, Tue May-24-16 08:01 PM
.
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13026210, Jose3030 Madoff's ponzi scheme. LOL
Posted by deejboram, Tue May-24-16 08:02 PM
pockets got ran
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13026212, girl that got lying saying she hombaked cookies for $5 bag
Posted by deejboram, Tue May-24-16 08:04 PM
and she was buying them from Family Dollar
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13026213, Alabama Power didn't know what HR was (hood chick at work issues)
Posted by deejboram, Tue May-24-16 08:04 PM
.
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13026214, Jill Scott coming on the boards and recking shop
Posted by deejboram, Tue May-24-16 08:08 PM
.
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13026215, SPM getting into it with Marley Marl
Posted by deejboram, Tue May-24-16 08:09 PM
.
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13027139, Erykah Badu's rant was CLASSIC
Posted by Corey_Atherley, Thu May-26-16 09:02 PM
DO NOT come for her. Period. LOL
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13026252, Did Drake fuck my friend?
Posted by exactopposite, Wed May-25-16 01:01 AM
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13027105, hillarious
Posted by Firecracker, Thu May-26-16 05:23 PM
he was strugglin
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13027112, Rap battle at the Cheesecake Factory, Moses the Pakistani Landlord
Posted by Garhart Poppwell, Thu May-26-16 05:38 PM
The Jay Electronica post from The Lesson where people were stanning for him, and the post where the guy made the Transformer with the punctuation marks that actually transformed.
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13027561, no favorite, but recent classic was
Posted by astralblak, Sat May-28-16 10:28 AM
atruhead going summer of sam on deadzombie, cyren and legs
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13027592, The original "The Jamie Foxx Show > Martin"
Posted by DavidHasselhoff, Sat May-28-16 01:30 PM
.
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