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I WISH that was a team, they'd beat the breaks off of
everyone
Parsons sagging while defending Lebron on the perimeter,
screaming "Bird better" every time Lebron shoots a
jumper
Gordon Heyward talking bad about the healthcare website
to everyone
JJ doing haikus about DWade's alimony
Don't know about Birdman, seems too volatile
Gordon Heyward and him would fight over locker room music
Heyward would want Randy Travis, Birdman wants Slayer
David Lee look like a big Timberlake, he'd
demand that, but then he'd try to dance like
Timberlake and it would kill the vibe
Kevin Love would sneak and throw on some Jon B, mellow
out this team
But I support this team
They'd troll other teams with fake gumball machine tattoos
to ridicule the high number of bad tattoos in the African
American community
Birdman wouldn't find this joke very funny
I'm sure they'd do some dumb Red Sox shit like grow
beards
Oh yeah, they'd only acknowledge and greet mixed-race
or yellow niggas, IGNORE darkies altogether, even at
tipoff
Against the Heat they all go up and each give Battier a
shug, walk right past Bron-Wade-Bosh, not a word
Harrison Barnes mad as shit watching them pal around
with the Golden State back court
But I promise you this team would make the African American
community study the matchup zone better
Practice fewer crossovers, more follow through on the jump shot
Carmelo would start eating the healthy green plantains
Durant would drink a protein shake every few months
It would improve our community ties, our prospects for
success in the future. Its a precarious time and desperate
times call for desperate measures
Oh and this team would have to have a BLACK coach.
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O_E: "Acts like an asshole and posts with imperial disdain"
"I ORBITs the solar system, listenin..."
(C)Keith Murray, "
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