I WISH that was a team, they'd beat the breaks off of
everyone

Parsons sagging while defending Lebron on the perimeter,
screaming "Bird better" every time Lebron shoots a
jumper

Gordon Heyward talking bad about the healthcare website
to everyone

JJ doing haikus about DWade's alimony

Don't know about Birdman, seems too volatile

Gordon Heyward and him would fight over locker room music

Heyward would want Randy Travis, Birdman wants Slayer

David Lee look like a big Timberlake, he'd
demand that, but then he'd try to dance like
Timberlake and it would kill the vibe

Kevin Love would sneak and throw on some Jon B, mellow
out this team

But I support this team

They'd troll other teams with fake gumball machine tattoos
to ridicule the high number of bad tattoos in the African
American community

Birdman wouldn't find this joke very funny

I'm sure they'd do some dumb Red Sox shit like grow
beards

Oh yeah, they'd only acknowledge and greet mixed-race
or yellow niggas, IGNORE darkies altogether, even at
tipoff

Against the Heat they all go up and each give Battier a
shug, walk right past Bron-Wade-Bosh, not a word

Harrison Barnes mad as shit watching them pal around
with the Golden State back court

But I promise you this team would make the African American
community study the matchup zone better

Practice fewer crossovers, more follow through on the jump shot

Carmelo would start eating the healthy green plantains

Durant would drink a protein shake every few months

It would improve our community ties, our prospects for
success in the future. Its a precarious time and desperate
times call for desperate measures

Oh and this team would have to have a BLACK coach.

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