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First summer after freshman year of college I come home. I’m working, making decent money and running the streets at night and club hopping. I went to my first freaknik that year and came back to the Burgh with stories and photo evidence. All my friends are hype and I’m like a local legend with these stories of being in out in these streets hanging with Puffy, Big, LONS, Redman, etc... I aint even hang with them but since I saw them at Freaknik and knew people who knew them I was the shit because most people back home NEVER leave home.
Anyway we go to a new club, shit is poppin.. of course, we get into it with some white dudes cause thats what happens at 18/19. We had crew tho because we player football and knew dudes from other schools.
Long story short, we had a big ass parking lot fight after the club let out. Like 100 kids scrappin. Cops come and we all bail. But instead of driving home, my boy says nah, fuck that.. lets go find them. Now, he’s sober.. we are all drunk and high. Go figure.
We turn off our lights while creeping through a neighborhood like we were doing a drive by but all we had was rocks. Its pitch black, finally we turned the headlights on right before driving over a small tree. Wtf?
Turns out we were in someones back yard.
We give up, get back to civilization and right before we get on the highway.. flashing lights. Cops pull us over, I cant even keep my eyes open. My boy is arguing with the cop. Not smart. He takes one of our friends and puts him in the squad car and tells us to follow him. Fuuuuuck. We cant leave our boy.
So we drive down a dirt road. Thought it was the end for us. Its a holding station in the middle of nowhere. 1 room, one cell.. some Barney Phife shit.
We talking mad shit to the cops. Challenging them to a fight. They are giving us breathalyzers. I heard a penny under the tongue can trick a test.. I had like 85 cents in my mouth. Pennies, nickels, dimes.. it didnt work.
One of us had to shit, we asked where the toilet is.. right there. The toilet was right next to the cops desk. Hold up.. “so Barney Phife, if you have to shit.. and your partner is here, where do you shit?” He said “right there”
We fell the fuck out. We joked them so bad I’m shocked they didn’t take us to real jail. They called all our parents. I gave my Grandparents phone number because O knew they wouldn’t answer.
What made it even worse is one friend was like a month away from 21. He got in all types of trouble. Fucked up because he had a car too. On our way to court his grandmother was telling us about chasing after certain types of women and I kid you not while she was giving a speech.. another car next to us on the highway had 2 girls in the backseat and they wrote their number down and put it on their window while driving past.
We looked at each other like “we trying to get out but these girls keep pulling us back in”
I never went back to college down south because I had so much fun that summer.
This was the same summer Tony Dorsett’s son tried to break down my door at the crib after my sister and I jumped a friend of ours for breaking our furniture during a house party.
92 was crazy
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
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