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OKdamn
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"Things that make you assume someone's corny/stupid without knowing them"
Fri Mar-15-19 12:40 PM by OKdamn

          

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Subject Author Message Date ID
Cleavage pics for attention on fb
Mar 15th 2019
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Their shoes
Mar 15th 2019
2
whats a corny shoe
Mar 15th 2019
3
RE: whats a corny shoe
Mar 15th 2019
4
      First three are lazy shoes. Low effort. Those Sketchers tho... beyond co...
Mar 15th 2019
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      lol
Mar 15th 2019
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      those sketchers lmaooooo
Mar 16th 2019
24
      those asics are straight up grampa kicks
Mar 18th 2019
41
      Man those trail running Sauconys look comfortable AF
Mar 18th 2019
42
Extra tight shoelaces cutting off circulation and shit
Mar 15th 2019
6
Guy I worked with wore vibram 5 fingers one day...
Mar 15th 2019
14
Wearing a backwards baseball cap, unless they're playing catcher
Mar 15th 2019
5
Black kids wearing metal band shirts
Mar 15th 2019
9
I wear the alternative ones all the time
Mar 15th 2019
10
part of hip hop co-opting 80s and 90s punk/metal iconography
Mar 15th 2019
11
my kids listen to slayer, ratm etc.... and stay rockin the Ts
Mar 15th 2019
13
Do the posers bother them?
Mar 18th 2019
33
Only if they really aren't a fan of the band
Mar 16th 2019
21
Grown women duck face photos
Mar 15th 2019
12
Women that wear floppy hats and blanket scarves
Mar 15th 2019
15
Wearing an Underarmour hat
Mar 15th 2019
16
They post here. Duke/Pats/GSW/Cowboys fans
Mar 15th 2019
17
A few
Mar 16th 2019
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Having all social media pics be obviously heavily filtered.
Mar 16th 2019
19
Bad glasses frames.
Mar 16th 2019
20
I apologize to any ladies that do this.. but them dog noses
Mar 16th 2019
22
judging people by what they have on
Mar 16th 2019
23
^ Wears baggy jeans and FUBU Wallabes
Mar 18th 2019
32
Slew-footed walking
Mar 16th 2019
25
Lmao
Mar 16th 2019
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      Whoops
Mar 16th 2019
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           Suuuuure, bro... sure. *looks you funny*
Mar 18th 2019
36
If they talk like guy fieri
Mar 16th 2019
26
They talk too damn much
Mar 16th 2019
28
TyPiNg LiKe ThIs OnLiNe
Mar 17th 2019
30
Black Belt nd brown shoes..or vice versa....also them Fila's
Mar 18th 2019
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Dudes rocking baggy jeans and XXXL winter coats...
Mar 18th 2019
34
People who only wear fashion labels
Mar 18th 2019
35
If they bring up memes in regular conversation
Mar 18th 2019
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RE: Things that make you assume someone's corny/stupid without knowing t...
Mar 18th 2019
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name names!
Mar 18th 2019
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      I wish I could think of an actor that personifies this
Mar 18th 2019
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           lol thanks for sharing
Mar 19th 2019
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wearing a full sweatsuit.
Mar 18th 2019
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Fuuuuck a youuuuu...if you can’t wear a sweatsuit to a hip hop show.....
Mar 18th 2019
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      I never said you couldn't do anything.
Mar 18th 2019
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arguing with randos on social media all day.
Mar 18th 2019
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Outwardly claiming they're a free thinker
Mar 18th 2019
45
Or an old soul.
Mar 18th 2019
49
personalized plates
Mar 18th 2019
47
Idolizing everything European aka a Europhile
Mar 18th 2019
50
Men that still say no homo; Women that can't apologize when wrong.
Mar 19th 2019
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OKdamn
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1. "Cleavage pics for attention on fb"
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sectachrome86
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2. "Their shoes"
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It doesn't have to be some crazy sneakerhead shit but if someone is wearing corny shoes I assume theyre corny. Its usually a pretty good indicator.

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BrooklynWHAT
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3. "whats a corny shoe"
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<--- Big Baller World Order

  

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sectachrome86
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4. "RE: whats a corny shoe"
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Fri Mar-15-19 01:20 PM by sectachrome86

          

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHHz-3hzoulQ8wpvhhp7kH2unCOGolvd0UT14GVUuAUpmQFPQU

https://www.freestufffinder.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/Kohls-Nike-Swift-Sneakers-1.jpg

https://d1b5h9psu9yexj.cloudfront.net/21305/Saucony-Peregrine-7--Men---s-_20180205-190949_full.jpg

http://www.krrishicon.com/images//pic/wSIkLibo%20Skechers_19100.jpg

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flipnile
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7. "First three are lazy shoes. Low effort. Those Sketchers tho... beyond co..."
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>https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHHz-3hzoulQ8wpvhhp7kH2unCOGolvd0UT14GVUuAUpmQFPQU
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>https://www.freestufffinder.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/Kohls-Nike-Swift-Sneakers-1.jpg
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>https://d1b5h9psu9yexj.cloudfront.net/21305/Saucony-Peregrine-7--Men---s-_20180205-190949_full.jpg
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>http://www.krrishicon.com/images//pic/wSIkLibo%20Skechers_19100.jpg


lol

  

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mista k5
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8. "lol"
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my boss rocked those last ones almost every day.

i wear a variation of the other three mostly for work but pffft ill wear em out for groceries or what have you sometimes too. got some nike runners for when i dont want these steel toes on when i go out.

i do need to step my shoe game up though.

  

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BrooklynWHAT
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24. "those sketchers lmaooooo"
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<--- Big Baller World Order

  

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41. "those asics are straight up grampa kicks"
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https://soundcloud.com/djchiefone/1992-mixtape
https://soundcloud.com/djchiefone/1993-mixtape
https://soundcloud.com/djchiefone/1996-mixtape-part-1
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42. "Man those trail running Sauconys look comfortable AF"
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6. "Extra tight shoelaces cutting off circulation and shit"
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Don't gotta be Run-DMC either but c'mon son (c)

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ry 213
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14. "Guy I worked with wore vibram 5 fingers one day..."
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We did this lunch time workout thing for charity one day and he showed up wearing those vibram shoes that look like gloves for your feet. I knew dude was corny long before this but it just cemented the fact.

  

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5. "Wearing a backwards baseball cap, unless they're playing catcher"
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on a softball team.

  

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9. "Black kids wearing metal band shirts"
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Fri Mar-15-19 03:27 PM by flipnile

  

          

Corny.

Also, probably most white kids wearing metal band t-shirts.

I doubt these kids are listening to Slayer, Metallica, Pantera or Megadeth. I worked a bunch of metal shows years back, and there were like only the same two black dudes with dreads at the shows.

The 80s/90s alternative band t-shirts would be much more believable.

  

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10. "I wear the alternative ones all the time"
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My smashing pumpkins, green day, pixies shirts are my late pass: listened to only hip hop then.

Seen enough to eye you/
But I've seen too much to try you

  

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11. "part of hip hop co-opting 80s and 90s punk/metal iconography"
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idk if it's corny. definitely trendy

>Corny.
>
>Also, probably most white kids wearing metal band t-shirts.
>
>I doubt these kids are listening to Slayer, Metallica, Pantera
>or Megadeth. I worked a bunch of metal shows years back, and
>there were like only the same two black dudes with dreads at
>the shows.
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>The 80s/90s alternative band t-shirts would be much more
>believable.

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13. "my kids listen to slayer, ratm etc.... and stay rockin the Ts"
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flipnile
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33. "Do the posers bother them?"
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When I told my lady my feelings about posers wearing band shirts, she told me about the time she found a shirt for an obscure band in a thrift shop. Wearing another day while thrifting, she meets an older lady that asks her if she's a fan of the band, and that she also used to be the singer for a band back in the day. Sheepishly, she told her it was just for style, then went home and googled the lady and found out she was pretty well-known at one point. Going to ask her the name.

  

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21. "Only if they really aren't a fan of the band"
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Sat Mar-16-19 09:01 AM by OKdamn

          

As in - can't name any songs that weren't singles or popular..I know that's snobby but I'm judgemental like that..I'm the same towards anyone wearing a Wu Tang shirt

  

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12. "Grown women duck face photos"
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FOH

  

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15. "Women that wear floppy hats and blanket scarves"
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https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b8/c7/44/b8c744ec2e7f718b07935239c70ffb34.jpg

It’s the basic Sunday uniform around these parts.

  

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16. "Wearing an Underarmour hat"
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17. "They post here. Duke/Pats/GSW/Cowboys fans"
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18. "A few"
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Wearing sunglasses... indoors

Rocking a heavy gold link at the gym

Wearing an a-shirt with the bra strap
(https://bit.ly/2HCtT7a)

Skinny jeans looking like leggings on men

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19. "Having all social media pics be obviously heavily filtered. "
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Specifically those Snapchat type filters that make your eyes unnaturally big while making your skin unnaturally smooth. I’ve seen both women and men use those too.

  

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20. "Bad glasses frames. "
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22. "I apologize to any ladies that do this.. but them dog noses "
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Sat Mar-16-19 08:52 AM by OKdamn

          

If a woman is over 18 with that shit -I'm gonna go ahead and assume that we cannot have any type of thought provoking or intelligent conversations about anything.

  

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23. "judging people by what they have on"
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"June 16th, 1971, Mama gave birth to a hell-raisin' heavenly son..."

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32. "^ Wears baggy jeans and FUBU Wallabes"
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25. "Slew-footed walking"
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27. "Lmao"
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I can put this sauce on a flip flop and I'll eat it.

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29. "Whoops"
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Wrong post... meant to post below.

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36. "Suuuuure, bro... sure. *looks you funny*"
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lol

  

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26. "If they talk like guy fieri"
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28. "They talk too damn much"
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... "A Beautiful Struggle"
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30. "TyPiNg LiKe ThIs OnLiNe"
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31. "Black Belt nd brown shoes..or vice versa....also them Fila's"
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with the heel.

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34. "Dudes rocking baggy jeans and XXXL winter coats..."
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...when a dude doesn't have a XXXL body.

  

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35. "People who only wear fashion labels"
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and then complain about being broke

shut up already, damn

  

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37. "If they bring up memes in regular conversation"
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38. "RE: Things that make you assume someone's corny/stupid without knowing t..."
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Wearing athleisure clothing as regular day clothing and NOT displaying any signs of athleticism

Wearing athleisure clothing as celebratory / special occasion dinner clothing and being CLEARLY athletic

Encompassing an entire conversation around airlines, tiered club membership and credit card usage

Being a round-faced guy wearing a too-tight watch who only talks about work and laughs at their own jokes

A watch on both wrists (unless you make a living as a drug dealer / role playing drug dealer)

Women wearing calf-wrap boots like those Egyptian style sandals, whatever those are, they are BUNS

Above-knee boots; below knee boots are subject to wearer but generally also suspect until otherwise noted

A tank top with a full phrase on it in block letters like YOU HATE ME BECAUSE YOU AIN'T ME, or a hashtag like CHAMPAGNE CAMPAIGN

A t-shirt with any kind of Ed Hardy or Tru Religion type design to it

Sunglasses on the back of your head; sunglasses in the V of your tee subject to wearer

Listening to and singing along to "Headstrong" by Trapt in 2019 (or 2018, or 2005)

Asking for a martini with no vermouth

Asking what kind of bourbons a bar has, hearing the list get rattled off, then going for a vodka-soda instead

Asking if a bar has your specific beer brand, ie. Michelob Ultra or Busch Light, and upon hearing the bar doesn't stock it but has alternatives, just ordering water instead with an indignant look on your face

and so on



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46. "name names!"
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>Being a round-faced guy wearing a too-tight watch who only
>talks about work and laughs at their own jokes

thats like 4 individual things, whats the story?? lol

  

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48. "I wish I could think of an actor that personifies this"
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Mon Mar-18-19 06:02 PM by Nodima

  

          

The thought was actually brought on by this out of town woman that sat at the bar next to this out of town guy about a week ago. She was butch-yet-feminine for starters, her hair was sort of like...she kind of looked like a young version of Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler, if that makes sense? Smooth skin, but whispy old wrestler type hair?


Like, Andy Richter would do this bit. She sits at the bar and at first is pretty silent and keeping to herself, but then she catches wind somehow that the asian guy is from out of town and she strikes up a conversation that he absolutely can't escape from. The entire thing involves her waving her arms, nodding her head as she talks and as she listens almost entirely off beat just to exert dominance over the pace of the conversation. Most of her stories start with a version of "my aunt" or "my dad always said" and goes on to describe some finance or travel scenario I just feel like most families are not spending their free time talking about at the rate she makes it seem.


Being a restaurant downtown and out of step with most of the city, we get a lot of out of towners looking for "what they're used to" and I see a lot of these guys. That it was a woman this time made it more memorable, but it's always the same build of person. Stocky, under 5'10", small hands and huge forearms, company t-shirt or windbreaker on, too small watch, finds both everything they say and everything their conversation partner says worth a belly laugh (but like a heh HEH, not a hahahahHAHA), and just can NOT let the conversation end once it starts, because there's always another tier of airline credit card to aspire toward or potential sales client to mine if they can just find the angle. And the entire bar/restaurant is trapped analyzing their interactions because they can be heard from every seat in the place.


I just have no way of relating to these people, so I've really zeroed in on them over the past three years trying to figure them out.



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mista k5
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52. "lol thanks for sharing"
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39. "wearing a full sweatsuit."
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shits looks like a tall toddler to me. even worse if its faded out brands like fila.

saw one dude at the nas show Friday. full diadora suit. I'm not that washed,.

nah, you trippin

  

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40. "Fuuuuck a youuuuu...if you can’t wear a sweatsuit to a hip hop show....."
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let’s just pack up and go home.

shut up already, damn

  

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44. "I never said you couldn't do anything."
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I'm not a sweatsuit kinda guy and it looks corny to me. simple.

nah, you trippin

  

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Reeq
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43. "arguing with randos on social media all day."
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45. "Outwardly claiming they're a free thinker"
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Whilst only shunning the democratic party.

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49. "Or an old soul."
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47. "personalized plates"
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that involve

BLSDME
2BLSSD
GODZMBZ
BYPRAYR

I'm sorry...I just don't think God/your god wanted you to have a Benz...or a Bimmer.

Maybe s/he wanted you to have a CAR to further your ministry, but I think s/he woulda provided you a reliable Nissan/Honda/Toyota IF they were partial.

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50. "Idolizing everything European aka a Europhile"
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51. "Men that still say no homo; Women that can't apologize when wrong."
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