Wearing athleisure clothing as regular day clothing and NOT displaying any signs of athleticism

Wearing athleisure clothing as celebratory / special occasion dinner clothing and being CLEARLY athletic

Encompassing an entire conversation around airlines, tiered club membership and credit card usage

Being a round-faced guy wearing a too-tight watch who only talks about work and laughs at their own jokes

A watch on both wrists (unless you make a living as a drug dealer / role playing drug dealer)

Women wearing calf-wrap boots like those Egyptian style sandals, whatever those are, they are BUNS

Above-knee boots; below knee boots are subject to wearer but generally also suspect until otherwise noted

A tank top with a full phrase on it in block letters like YOU HATE ME BECAUSE YOU AIN'T ME, or a hashtag like CHAMPAGNE CAMPAIGN

A t-shirt with any kind of Ed Hardy or Tru Religion type design to it

Sunglasses on the back of your head; sunglasses in the V of your tee subject to wearer

Listening to and singing along to "Headstrong" by Trapt in 2019 (or 2018, or 2005)

Asking for a martini with no vermouth

Asking what kind of bourbons a bar has, hearing the list get rattled off, then going for a vodka-soda instead

Asking if a bar has your specific beer brand, ie. Michelob Ultra or Busch Light, and upon hearing the bar doesn't stock it but has alternatives, just ordering water instead with an indignant look on your face

and so on



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"This is the streets, and I am the trap." � Jay Bilas
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