"all of my neighbors are really really attractive"
Now you would think this is a good thing. But as a married stay at home dad it really isnt. Even if I was single it would still suck because almost all of them are stay at home wive's/mom's. But beside being extremely attractive they are all REALLY friendly. They know I stay home and whenever I am out in front and they see me. They will come over and chat with me. Almost all of them live in yoga pants, compression shorts, and a sports bra. My wife doesnt mind. She makes jokes about how I am part of the mommy group on the street. But I have gotten so many side eyes from husbands. I understand and wish I could get to know them better just so they know I'm cool. But we live in a commuter city and 90% of our neighbors commute. So they are gone most of the days. Maybe that is why their wives are lonely?
This came up because I was just out checking on my lawn and the super hot 50 something year old lady across the street came over with her super hot mid twenties daughter. Both in gym attire. I should get a Gold Medal in eye contact after those 15 minutes.
November 8th, 2005 The greatest night in the history of GD!
I can guarantee the rest of the city isnt like this. I mean shit before we bought this house we rented an apartment that is 15 minutes away from here. It definitely wasnt like this.
November 8th, 2005 The greatest night in the history of GD!
15. "Ive been out this way for about 5 years now" In response to Reply # 14
bought a house 2 years ago. It is fine. I like it. But it definitely is not for everyone. Low crime, good schools, and clean air(which is hard to find in So Cal). It is very boring though. No night life outside of old town. You are at a 45 minute drive from anywhere outside the area. It is very white. 75% white. Im still getting used to that part. But it is a good place to raise a family. Lots of wineries in the area if you are into wine. Lots of breweries popping up. Really good ones. So that keeps me occupied.
November 8th, 2005 The greatest night in the history of GD!
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79620 posts
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8. "bruh, you better get to know these husbands" In response to Reply # 0
especially if they are white.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
11. "Hot Neighbor Syndrome dogged me throughout my adult life" In response to Reply # 0
didn't matter where I lived, college, boondocks Japan, Akron OH... there was always a hot neighbor. More than once I wound up dating the hot neighbor.
I met my wife because she was the hot neighbor, lived across the pond from me in my condo complex. I thought that would finish the issue but NOPE there were hot girls moved in after that with places even closer to mine. We finally moved into a neighborhood after we got married... hot neighbor.
17. "*Felt* This is a fear of mine, as we're about to move" In response to Reply # 0
I'm torn. I definitely don't want any drama from my wife, neighbors, or neighbor's husbands, and truthfully, I ain't to be made a fuss about, but e'rnow I encounter a moment in serendipity.
It takes all kinds to make up a world, son. -My pops
19. "thankfully my wife doesnt mind the attention" In response to Reply # 17
all of the women are really just friendly. None of it is anything else other than being neighborly. She actually tells me I should take the boy over to their places so ours kids could get to know each other better. Or its okay if I have coffee with them. I think she is kind of naive and doesnt really get how that would look to their spouses.
November 8th, 2005 The greatest night in the history of GD!
27. "right? i don't condone cheating..." In response to Reply # 26
BUT...
...if you're gonna do that shit the last place you'd be wanting to get your dick sucked is at the neighbor lady's house because if those chickens come home to roost you gonna have to deal w/ pissed off neighbor lady, pissed off neighbor lady's husband, and pissed off wife who is even MORE pissed off cuz she has to see the woman who was sucking your dick.
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