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PimpTrickGangstaClik
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"Stupid/crazy things you do that you're sure no one else does"


          

Come in here and hopefully someone can validate your craziness.

Me? I sometimes iron my shirt while I am wearing it (washboard abs-vertisment).

Like if I'm running late and need a real quick touch up, I'll grab the iron, crank that thing up to cotton, and get busy right on my chest.

I just had a glance in the mirror where I realized how stupid this is. Probably don't save any time at all.
I just pray no one has ever seen me doing it lol.

How about y'all? You warsh meats? Freeze your weights?

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lol i've thought about doing this millions of times...never had the guts...
Jul 21st 2015
1
I haven't missed yet...
Jul 21st 2015
5
Not much anymore, but I used to go to the movies ONLY to get popcorn
Jul 21st 2015
2
Rubbing popcorm grease all on the Dickies at JCPenny
Jul 21st 2015
3
      ha! i thought this was your crazy/stupid thing-
Jul 21st 2015
15
I think the number 7 is lucky, so when i pump gas
Jul 21st 2015
4
That's dope. I like stopping mine at the .99 just because it looks like
Jul 21st 2015
11
my dollars have to match the cents. like $18.18 or $31.31 or $35.35
Jul 21st 2015
13
      there's no way you can work that out everytime you pump gas.
Jul 21st 2015
14
      it's not that hard. sometimes i go over by a penny and i pump more gas
Jul 21st 2015
19
           there's no way you can work that out everytime you pump gas.
Jul 21st 2015
23
                haha, gas runnin' down the side of his car and shit just to hit the #
Jul 21st 2015
26
      Me too, but I'm more flexible -- $13.31 would also be fine.
Jul 21st 2015
60
i add the numbers of the license plate number in the car in front of me
Jul 21st 2015
6
that's actually prob good brain exercise-
Jul 21st 2015
20
put the boogie in ya butt
Jul 21st 2015
7
wait, what?
Jul 21st 2015
17
      ...wait, really?
Jul 21st 2015
29
           RE: that didnt come to mind?
Jul 21st 2015
31
                pervert.
Jul 21st 2015
55
i hold press conferences in my head after i play a video sports game
Jul 21st 2015
8
Both teams played hard (c)
Jul 21st 2015
9
Lmao
Jul 21st 2015
16
not uncommon.
Jul 21st 2015
18
LMAO!! I DO THIS SHIT!
Jul 21st 2015
41
haha i def have done it out loud as a teenager. i'm talking 20 mins in t...
Jul 21st 2015
43
Lol, shoot. I used to keep written records in NCAA Football 07
Jul 21st 2015
53
I step on dried leaves or ants when in walking on the sidewalk
Jul 21st 2015
10
you fucking murderer.
Jul 21st 2015
22
I avoid them purposely
Jul 21st 2015
46
^ there's room on the police force for you j/k
Jul 24th 2015
76
I give speeches in the shower.
Jul 21st 2015
12
great place for post game pressers
Jul 21st 2015
24
haha
Jul 21st 2015
27
ha!
Jul 21st 2015
32
I do youtube tutorials. I'm sure that's similar to what you do.
Jul 22nd 2015
68
Only play season mode on sports games.
Jul 21st 2015
21
yeah that's me..ii'll play a dude in real life if he's at the crib but i...
Jul 21st 2015
25
have full conversations with strangers with a fake accent
Jul 21st 2015
28
when i first started working, i'd spend my lunch hour following stranger...
Jul 21st 2015
30
that's....interesting.
Jul 21st 2015
33
there is a Christopher Nolan movie about that.
Jul 21st 2015
35
i rub my fingernails against my mouth occasionally
Jul 21st 2015
34
I play with the plica fimbriata of my tongue all the time,
Jul 21st 2015
36
sometimes when I'm listening to a really good rap verse..
Jul 21st 2015
37
You ever perform a whole concert in ya living room tho?
Jul 21st 2015
38
Ha actually no , man
Jul 21st 2015
48
I did this! Still do it now when I'm trying to fall asleep
Jul 22nd 2015
69
Obligatory some ya'll niggas is weird
Jul 21st 2015
39
i add Biggie-style adlibs to uptempo songs i like.
Jul 21st 2015
40
i give tutorials to shit i'm doing
Jul 21st 2015
42
this is actually a great way to get shit done.
Jul 21st 2015
59
i look at all food that goes in my mouth
Jul 21st 2015
44
Lmao
Jul 22nd 2015
62
go round the block to make sure the garage closed
Jul 21st 2015
45
that seems like a good habit n/m
Jul 21st 2015
56
I sing along to songs that I don't any of the words to.
Jul 21st 2015
47
Me and my best friend always replace words in songs to match our
Jul 21st 2015
49
I've remixed rap songs from the perspective of my dog
Jul 21st 2015
57
      there are certain songs i have remixed for my wife
Jul 22nd 2015
63
Double back to my apartment from another entrance..
Jul 21st 2015
50
If all this is standard operation, you sound paranoid
Jul 21st 2015
54
^ Understands how to live in a dystopian society
Jul 24th 2015
75
RE: Stupid/crazy things you do that you're sure no one else does
Jul 21st 2015
51
When driving, I toggle the cruise control on and back off at left turns.
Jul 21st 2015
52
I know nobody does this....
Jul 21st 2015
58
lol, a woman friend told me she went out with some chicken heads
Jul 22nd 2015
64
whenever I feel a case of bubble guts coming on...
Jul 21st 2015
61
hell yeah!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi20Xp8Fe00
Jul 22nd 2015
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I secretly race people if we have the same vehicle.
Jul 22nd 2015
65
I let people who have VW's in front of me during rush hour. I also
Jul 22nd 2015
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lol. yeah. I give other Volvo (and/or #rare) station wagon drivers the t...
Jul 22nd 2015
73
I get in the line of the bestlooking cashier, at stores.
Jul 22nd 2015
67
that ain't weird. That's called tryin' to get chose.
Jul 22nd 2015
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lol i've done that
Jul 22nd 2015
71
When I meet women for whom circumstances keep me from knowing
Jul 24th 2015
74
i convert hood-anthems into show tunes + sing them aloud to my kids.
Jul 24th 2015
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Cenario
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1. "lol i've thought about doing this millions of times...never had the guts..."
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i'll knock out a wrinkle on some jeans while i got them on though.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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5. "I haven't missed yet..."
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I just know I'm going to slip eventually and get that direct skin to iron contact. Maybe that will put and end to this?

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2. "Not much anymore, but I used to go to the movies ONLY to get popcorn"
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Like, I'd be at the mall shopping, and as a dessert/treat, I'd go to the movies, spend $5-$6 on a small popcorn, hella butterize that mothersucker, and then...leave. I did this a whole lot in HS and college.

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PimpTrickGangstaClik
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3. "Rubbing popcorm grease all on the Dickies at JCPenny"
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smh

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15. "ha! i thought this was your crazy/stupid thing-"
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that would've been great.

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4. "I think the number 7 is lucky, so when i pump gas"
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I like the last digits to end in 7. 17.77 or 37.77 are my most common fill up amounts.

it's ridiculous.

i'll be back with more.

  

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11. "That's dope. I like stopping mine at the .99 just because it looks like"
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some shit I'd buy at a store. Stopping it right at $59.99

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13. "my dollars have to match the cents. like $18.18 or $31.31 or $35.35"
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that's how i look at my account and see my gas charges...


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14. "there's no way you can work that out everytime you pump gas."
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19. "it's not that hard. sometimes i go over by a penny and i pump more gas"
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and try again on the next dollar/cent combination.






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23. "there's no way you can work that out everytime you pump gas."
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"Get ready..for your blessing..."

  

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26. "haha, gas runnin' down the side of his car and shit just to hit the #"
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i suppose if you don't let it flow til it stops itself you can make it happen more often than not, though.

  

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60. "Me too, but I'm more flexible -- $13.31 would also be fine."
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6. "i add the numbers of the license plate number in the car in front of me"
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20. "that's actually prob good brain exercise-"
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7. "put the boogie in ya butt"
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17. "wait, what?"
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29. "...wait, really?"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU

^^^that didnt come to mind?

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31. "RE: that didnt come to mind?"
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it didn't.

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55. "pervert. "
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8. "i hold press conferences in my head after i play a video sports game"
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only season mode tho

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9. "Both teams played hard (c) "
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lol

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16. "Lmao"
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18. "not uncommon."
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41. "LMAO!! I DO THIS SHIT!"
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I remember losing a game and in my head pretending the coach bitched about bad calls

I even started talking to myself, and my brother walked in and was like WTF are you doing?

Had to give him the Dylan Jean I don't know stare...lol

  

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43. "haha i def have done it out loud as a teenager. i'm talking 20 mins in t..."
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mirror after the game. Think my brother caught me a time or two.

Now its just like if i got some free brain time after a game like in the shower or washing dishes/taking out trash lol.

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53. "Lol, shoot. I used to keep written records in NCAA Football 07"
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At the end of each season, I'd write down the statistical leaders and name an MVP on offense and defense. And at a time, I would write out recaps and recruiting updates on the IGN message board and I had a following of several people who found my writings quite gripping.
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10. "I step on dried leaves or ants when in walking on the sidewalk"
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I like the crunch of the leaves and to see the ants run...

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22. "you fucking murderer."
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46. "I avoid them purposely"
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>I like the crunch of the leaves and to see the ants run...

  

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76. "^ there's room on the police force for you j/k"
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But maybe not

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12. "I give speeches in the shower. "
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24. "great place for post game pressers"
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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27. "haha"
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32. "ha!"
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68. "I do youtube tutorials. I'm sure that's similar to what you do."
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21. "Only play season mode on sports games. "
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I don't play online, fugga MyPlayer or tourney. Strictly season to season action and GM'ing my rosters.
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25. "yeah that's me..ii'll play a dude in real life if he's at the crib but i..."
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even done that in a few years.

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28. "have full conversations with strangers with a fake accent"
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..I used to work as a receptionist and would get bored so it started there..and continued long after I left ... it was a great way to not get tracked at work

My ex and I used to run around various cities speaking a made up language it was a great exercise on communication (cause we technically didn't know what the other was saying yet we somehow did),

  

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30. "when i first started working, i'd spend my lunch hour following stranger..."
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around manhattan. If they went in a building i'd pick someone else. This was before maps was on your phone so i got lost a couple of times.

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33. "that's....interesting."
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35. "there is a Christopher Nolan movie about that. "
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0154506/

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musiclover86
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34. "i rub my fingernails against my mouth occasionally "
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36. "I play with the plica fimbriata of my tongue all the time,"
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plica_fimbriata

  

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Amritsar
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37. "sometimes when I'm listening to a really good rap verse.."
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i'll act as if I'M the rapper performing before a crowd

did it a lot more as a younger guy. But every once in a while...


lol that felt so dumb typing that out


  

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38. "You ever perform a whole concert in ya living room tho?"
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I have as a teenager when we got our 5 disc cd changer and found the shuffle button

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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Amritsar
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48. "Ha actually no , man"
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For whatever reason it's only one or two songs at a time

Last one was Sunday night. Got drunk and rapped Andre 3000's "a day in the life"

  

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69. "I did this! Still do it now when I'm trying to fall asleep"
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Cenario
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39. "Obligatory some ya'll niggas is weird"
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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40. "i add Biggie-style adlibs to uptempo songs i like."
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i guess i only do this if the song is funky.

i add Biggie's adlibs as heard in 'One More Chance/Stay With Me'. so lots of 'Uh' and 'Uh-huh' at the end of every line.

oh and i also will add some James Brown/Prince-style 'Good God' when i'm really feeling a song.

fuck you.

  

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nayaa
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42. "i give tutorials to shit i'm doing"
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so i'm either on a cooking show, cleaning show (lol), or am teaching broads how to put on basic makeup lol

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59. "this is actually a great way to get shit done."
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nice habit.

  

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44. "i look at all food that goes in my mouth"
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i know you are like who doesn't


no i close inspect it
like a friend thought i was talking to a dorito

i was mainly looking for the cheesier side
but i realized i do this with all food I'm basically look for the tastiest bits
but apparently i do it so intently i look like i'm having a conversation
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62. "Lmao"
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The tastiest bit I Dorito!?

Dying.

  

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45. "go round the block to make sure the garage closed"
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56. "that seems like a good habit n/m"
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47. "I sing along to songs that I don't any of the words to. "
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It's hilarious because my sons do the same.


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49. "Me and my best friend always replace words in songs to match our"
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homeboys who grew up on our street. One's name is Anthony, and his little brother goes by "Flaww-C," so anything that rhymes? We put their names in it. "All the hoes wanna kick it with meee, cause I run with Anthoneeee, and his little brother Flaww-Ceeeee"

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57. "I've remixed rap songs from the perspective of my dog"
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And perform them for my wife.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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63. "there are certain songs i have remixed for my wife"
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I changed the words for some, add a lisp for others, have a dance or use a totally different voice...

so every time one of those songs come on, she laughs and expects a show.

we also sing happy birthday real horribly to family on their birthdays. But we be in tune like shit and argue after we hang up when someone is too out of key.

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50. "Double back to my apartment from another entrance.."
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... in case I was followed.

If someone white is walking in front of me or behind me and it's late at night, I stop and let them pass.

Keep my stuff packed in case I have to leave in the middle of the night...

First 15 minutes of each day dedicated to dicking around on my smartphone.

Pull my door twice after locking it.

Position the hammer under the mattress just in case an undesirable goes on a rampage.

  

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54. "If all this is standard operation, you sound paranoid"
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75. "^ Understands how to live in a dystopian society "
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Everything looks like Oprah kissing Harvey Weinstein these days

  

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51. "RE: Stupid/crazy things you do that you're sure no one else does"
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I mock what people say all the time... But I make the person I'm mocking seem dumb as hell with the voice that i use.

I'm for truth no matter who tells it. I'm for justice no matter who it's for or against. - el Hajj Malik el Shabazz

  

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52. "When driving, I toggle the cruise control on and back off at left turns."
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It's a slider switch. 2001 GMC. So I doubt I would be doing this on newer vehicles that use buttons.

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58. "I know nobody does this...."
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I live across the street from a tv station and often cut through the parking lot walking or driving. (Our back parking lots face each other). I'm always trying to figure out who owns what car specifically the Benzes by watching the evening news.

  

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64. "lol, a woman friend told me she went out with some chicken heads"
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and after the club let out they screamed "time to car chase" and they ran outside and ran up on every luxury car looking thirsty as fuck tossing numbers in the Windows.

I will never forget that story. only reason she was with them is because dude who had a party bus showed up in a short bus with tinted windows and one of the girls said "us too cute for this short bus"



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61. "whenever I feel a case of bubble guts coming on..."
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In my head I hear 'LOOSE BOOTY!!' and the beat drops and I silently rock out for about 30 seconds.

  

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72. "hell yeah!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi20Xp8Fe00"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi20Xp8Fe00



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65. "I secretly race people if we have the same vehicle."
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or if they have a fast ass car like a porsche, vette, or something. I race them til I cross the nearest finish line in my head. I always win.

Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme

  

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66. "I let people who have VW's in front of me during rush hour. I also "
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tend to be nice to those who have Obama stickers on the back of their cars as well.


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73. "lol. yeah. I give other Volvo (and/or #rare) station wagon drivers the t..."
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when I pass them

  

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67. "I get in the line of the bestlooking cashier, at stores."
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70. "that ain't weird. That's called tryin' to get chose. "
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71. "lol i've done that"
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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74. "When I meet women for whom circumstances keep me from knowing"
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You know how sometimes you meet someone who you dig, who seems perfect, who you believe would be a great addition to your life and vice versa and who seems to dig you back only to learn that your encounter will be temporary and there is little to no chance of ever seeing this person again?

Well I do this thing where I fall into this movie/tv fantasy type of thinking where I believe there is no distance that could keep me from trying to win this person over and that some kind of long distance romance can emerge where I and this person will overcome vast odds and obstacles to ultimately run hand in hand through some non-existent,picture perfect, forsaken meadow or something.

I'm pretty sure it's just me-- most people either attract the person or get over it, me I just sulk as long as it takes feeling like life has robbed me yet again and is now rolling on the floor of creation laughing hysterically.

I have however ironed my shirt while wearing it. It was not very effective, but mildly thrilling.

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77. "i convert hood-anthems into show tunes + sing them aloud to my kids. "
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started from the bottom is the absolute best song for this, so far.

♚♚♚♚

#BYLUG >>> https://goo.gl/1ooFp6

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screamin' mothafuck a 12 /
bitches ain't shit /
cops ain't neither /
they huntin' my people /

- i. rashad

♚♚♚♚

  

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