It's Dark and Hell is Hot


There's a dude in my department that just got a Dodge Challenger Hellcat. I'm not one to typically out right hate or be jealous but there is a first time for everything and this is that moment.
Sure there's folks that have Maserati's, Lambo's and Porsches here but for some reason this Hellcat just brings out the spite and envy in me. Maybe because it's so financially attainable that I'm hating on it so hard.

I have never wanted to key a muhphuckas car so bad.

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One life, one love...so there can only be one king


Man, you can really tell who a co-worker is just by listening to their opinions on current news events. Lets suffice to say that this Charleston shooting has let me know exactly who to stay clear of in my office.

And thanks to OKP for giving me the insight to set people straight on what is/isn't a hate crime and terrorism. As dumb as this place is at times, I can say that I've learned more from my 10+ years here than I have anywhere else (on or offline).

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Swimming Pools (c) Kendrick


Dear Parents, let me stress how important and beneficial it is to get swim lessons for your youngin. Last summer my son couldn't swim a phuckin' lick and damn near drowned me when I tried to take the time to teach him. Not wanting to have a negative statistic on my hand and to beat the stereotype that blacks can't swim, I signed him up for swim lessons at our local county owned aquatic center. Some $80 for three weeks of classes which filled up rather quick. We have only managed to get into the first intro class. I've tried and tried to get him into others to no avail.

Anyway, we went swimming for the first time since last summer a couple of weeks ago. Fearing the worst and that my son would forget what he learned the summer prior, I stayed extremely close to him with the orders for him to stay in the shallows. What does my son do immediately upon reaching the pool?---He dives into the deep end. I panic but I also wait to see what happens. He surfaces and begins doing the american crawl the entire length of the pool.

I had never been so happy or proud. Needless to say we've gone swimming damn near everyday since then and others can not believe he only started swimming at the tail end of last summer.

All this to say---get these kids, your kids, your cousins kids, in a swim class. Stop buying them sh*t they don't need. Jordans, Lebrons and video games ain't gonna save'em. Pay for a swim class, save a life.


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FUPM (Pfvck You Pay Me)

I want a new phone. I'm eligible for an upgrade but I'm too cheap to buy one. Like I miss the you can get one of these over here for $0.99 if you sign this two yr contract (i mean hell I'm gonna need a cell phone for 2 yrs anyway right?)

But naw, everyone wants me to pay out the pocket or pay some stupid lease fee. I wants what I want on my terms or at least the terms you used to give me the past 15 phones prior to this upgrade.

Phuck you Pay Me.

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Fathers Day

Ladies---I've said this before and I'll say it again. All Dad really want is to be left alone for a couple of hours.

Get the kids dressed, take 'em to a movie and just tell yo husband/baby daddy you'll see him in a couple of hours and to enjoy some "ME" time. Also let him know that when the day is over he'll be rewarded with some "trim".


that's all he wants. Trust me. No restaurant dinners, no ties....just some me time and some end of the night trim.

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Gimme Five

How you work in a office (with yours truly) and don't return "THE NOD".

you aint' even gotta like me, ain't even gotta speak.

but just give the return nod that if something ANTI-BLACK was to pop off that we got each others back and will return to not likin' one another after its said and done.


we all we got.

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I'm tryna be better off, not better than...

I don't even give the nod. I just come full fledge "Wzup, brotha?" or "Stay up, brotha!"

ain't in this thang together.

Like I said, you ain't even gotta like me...but just give me a sign that YOU know I'm here and that we got one another should this place turn against us.

This has let me know that this dude ain't grow up with no positive black men in his life. Hell they ain't even gotta be positive---this is taught in black survival 101. It's inherent, or so I thought.

The nod is code.

I dont care how many others are in the room, if two black men are in that muhphucka and y'all make eye contact--one of y'all better initiate the nod and the other better return it.

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Dude, no gender involved. Black people...period. I always do the nod to acknowledge my people in a room.

"We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents" - Bob Ross

"I'm wearing a MSU Tshirt because I went to MSU, you are wearing a UM Tshirt because you went to Walmart!" -unknown.

http://bjsquirrelchronicles.blogspot.com

*James Evans Sr.

- i work with a person that has a habit of watchin her coworkers movements and reporting them to the sup. well, she wrote this one email talking about how long the coworker had been away from her desk and then how long she spent on the phone once she got back.

and she emailed it

not to the sup as she planned but...

to the coworker she was talking about.

shit was hilarisad.

*George Jefferson

- it's interesting to me how strongly people feel about wanting a player to lose. not because that player is playing their team. that makes sense to me. but to have no ties to either team participating and you're just sitting there PRAYING for one person to lose? you don't hate the team per se, just the one guy. that's amazing to me

*Cliff Huxtable

- what the hell is wrong with people that not only listen to your conversation (that they weren't a part of) but feel the need to chime in and comment. bad enough you ear-hustling but now you're inserting yourself into the convo?

*Roc

- you know what's the worst? when you pour liquid from one cup to another cup and it runs down the side of the original cup. like fuck gravity, imma roll down the side of the cup instead of just going into the cup you want me to go in...

*Phillip Banks

- i don't know where i been but apparently the audi emblem has been flipped...and it's fly:

https://www.google.com/search?q=audi+dope&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=_SKEVbzaH4rz-QGyxpWADA&ved=0CCQQsAQ&biw=1920&bih=979

wonder how long this has existed. i saw it for the first time this morning...




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I'm tryna be better off, not better than...

are you doing while you're here giving the comings and goings of other people.

folks like that you just want to trip/fall and break their heels.

>*James Evans Sr.
>
>- i work with a person that has a habit of watchin her
>coworkers movements and reporting them to the sup. well, she
>wrote this one email talking about how long the coworker had
>been away from her desk and then how long she spent on the
>phone once she got back.
>
>and she emailed it
>
>not to the sup as she planned but...
>
>to the coworker she was talking about.
>
>shit was hilarisad.

now go runtelldat, ho.

>*Cliff Huxtable
>
>- what the hell is wrong with people that not only listen to
>your conversation (that they weren't a part of) but feel the
>need to chime in and comment. bad enough you ear-hustling but
>now you're inserting yourself into the convo?
>


i was at a restaurant and a high school graduate
walked in
the owner asked her what school she went to
it was my alma mater (central)
the owner started yelling out his class number
and asked her hers
i didnt respond then
but when i left, i told the owner my class number

(but i attended a school with a huge alumni association
and we have crazy pride)

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Daren, I'll never forget you
http://www.fayemurman.com/extras/magee/daren/

>*James Evans Sr.
>
>- i work with a person that has a habit of watchin her
>coworkers movements and reporting them to the sup. well, she
>wrote this one email talking about how long the coworker had
>been away from her desk and then how long she spent on the
>phone once she got back.
>
>and she emailed it
>
>not to the sup as she planned but...
>
>to the coworker she was talking about.
>
>shit was hilarisad.

I'd be clowing hard right now. Like "got'cha b!tch.
>

>
>*Cliff Huxtable
>
>- what the hell is wrong with people that not only listen to
>your conversation (that they weren't a part of) but feel the
>need to chime in and comment. bad enough you ear-hustling but
>now you're inserting yourself into the convo?

i have a coworker that does exactly this. Will comment on my phone calls over the cubical wall that we share.
>
>*Roc
>
>- you know what's the worst? when you pour liquid from one cup
>to another cup and it runs down the side of the original cup.
>like fuck gravity, imma roll down the side of the cup instead
>of just going into the cup you want me to go in...
>
>*Phillip Banks
>
>- i don't know where i been but apparently the audi emblem has
>been flipped...and it's fly:
>
>https://www.google.com/search?q=audi+dope&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=_SKEVbzaH4rz-QGyxpWADA&ved=0CCQQsAQ&biw=1920&bih=979
>
>wonder how long this has existed. i saw it for the first time
>this morning...


i ain't never seent it...looks pretty fly even though, I'd never rock it (i don't think).

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>*James Evans Sr.
>
>- i work with a person that has a habit of watchin her
>coworkers movements and reporting them to the sup. well, she
>wrote this one email talking about how long the coworker had
>been away from her desk and then how long she spent on the
>phone once she got back.
>
>and she emailed it
>
>not to the sup as she planned but...
>
>to the coworker she was talking about.
>
>shit was hilarisad.
>

It takes all kinds to make up a world, son. -My pops

I just live for the comments -Da wiz

i'll be back with my five

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gnap.

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Is there a secret sista nod/look/behavior? I used to think we could get in on the nod business,
but now they just take it as a sign to hit on me or to smirk because they think I'm hitting on them. Ugh.


1. This is the first FD that I just don't know what to get him.
I usually get him awesome gifts but this year might be lame. Every idea has been foiled in some way.
It either turned out to cost WAY more than expected or he didn't want it or he already bought it.

2. If I continue on my current path, my income should triple after this year.
But I'm so late in "getting it together" that I really need to sextuple my current income
in order to get on track. So I can't afford to be complacent once I actually achieve some comfort.
Next year will be about finding a path to double my income. The crazy thing is that I actually
believe I'm capable of achieving this.

3. Taking the kids to see Jurassic World was so enjoyable
(aside from the cost. Lawd I can't have kids or I'll never have money).
Before summer's over, I still need to stage a big water gun/balloon war, and a family bowling trip.

4. Also, I want a raptor squad of my own.

5. Being totally honest... I'm fatigued.
I can't seem to access the emotional response to this massacre that I would've had a year ago.
I'm just tired of it all.

>Is there a secret sista nod/look/behavior? I used to think we
>could get in on the nod business,
>but now they just take it as a sign to hit on me or to smirk
>because they think I'm hitting on them. Ugh.

Yeah, I think this a black male thing. It's automatically a given that if there's a black male in the presence of a black female--that we're to have your back should shit go awry.
>
>
>1. This is the first FD that I just don't know what to get
>him.
>I usually get him awesome gifts but this year might be lame.
>Every idea has been foiled in some way.
>It either turned out to cost WAY more than expected or he
>didn't want it or he already bought it.

Get you babydaddy/husband some "QUIET". But let him know he's gettin' some quiet. Slip him $25 and say go to a sports bar and enjoy yourself.

>
>2. If I continue on my current path, my income should triple
>after this year.
>But I'm so late in "getting it together" that I really need to
>sextuple my current income
>in order to get on track. So I can't afford to be complacent
>once I actually achieve some comfort.
>Next year will be about finding a path to double my income.
>The crazy thing is that I actually
>believe I'm capable of achieving this.

is you hiring? *slides resume/application/link'd in account your way*


>
>3. Taking the kids to see Jurassic World was so enjoyable
>(aside from the cost. Lawd I can't have kids or I'll never
>have money).
>Before summer's over, I still need to stage a big water
>gun/balloon war, and a family bowling trip.

I'm so glad my job offers movie passes for $8 or else my cheap ass would never make a show.


>
>4. Also, I want a raptor squad of my own.
>
>5. Being totally honest... I'm fatigued.
>I can't seem to access the emotional response to this massacre
>that I would've had a year ago.
>I'm just tired of it all.

Damn, a raptor...I'm gonna get 3 pitbulls and a handgun and just go beserk. (oh wait, I may not wanna say this online, huh?)

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>Yeah, I think this a black male thing. It's automatically a
>given that if there's a black male in the presence of a black
>female--that we're to have your back should shit go awry.


>Get you babydaddy/husband some "QUIET". But let him know he's
>gettin' some quiet. Slip him $25 and say go to a sports bar
>and enjoy yourself.

I'm talking about my dad, lol. I have no kids.


>is you hiring? *slides resume/application/link'd in account
>your way*

lol. I might be in a few years, if that's what it takes.


>Damn, a raptor...I'm gonna get 3 pitbulls and a handgun and
>just go beserk. (oh wait, I may not wanna say this online,
>huh?)

Too late! lol.
But for real though, I never hear black folks talking about a race war
unless they're pointing out how gun-crazy white folks are.
So why are white folks so adamant that some kind of mass racial violence will come for them?
It's 2015 and they still haven't let go of that fear that some day the
slaves will rise up and machete them to death in their sleep?

>>Yeah, I think this a black male thing. It's automatically a
>>given that if there's a black male in the presence of a
>black
>>female--that we're to have your back should shit go awry.
>
>
>>Get you babydaddy/husband some "QUIET". But let him know
>he's
>>gettin' some quiet. Slip him $25 and say go to a sports bar
>>and enjoy yourself.
>
>I'm talking about my dad, lol. I have no kids.

You'n think that muhphucka don't wont no QUIET? Give him $25 and get out his face. Let him walk around Home Depot without y'all callin' and naggin. Let him grab a beer. Let him be a Man without responsibility for a couple hours.


>
>
>>is you hiring? *slides resume/application/link'd in account
>>your way*
>
>lol. I might be in a few years, if that's what it takes.

Okay Boss
>
>
>>Damn, a raptor...I'm gonna get 3 pitbulls and a handgun and
>>just go beserk. (oh wait, I may not wanna say this online,
>>huh?)
>
>Too late! lol.


>But for real though, I never hear black folks talking about a
>race war
>unless they're pointing out how gun-crazy white folks are.
>So why are white folks so adamant that some kind of mass
>racial violence will come for them?
>It's 2015 and they still haven't let go of that fear that some
>day the
>slaves will rise up and machete them to death in their sleep?

i laughed and shouldn't had.
>

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one.
the kid slept in his own bed for the first time in months. still woke up several times during the night but once he calmed down he slept for a good stretch of time. this is it. no more
sleeping in the bed with mommy. i started letting him back in the bed with me when his
eczema had him scratching so hard i'd wake up to find blood all over his pillow etc but he's
gotten much better. he still gets anxious and wants to get in the bed with me but i just
had to resist and do everything i could to calm him down. he eventually gave in and went
to sleep. hopefully it will get easier with each day to the point its not a big ordeal every time.

two.
i can tell me not talking to him is starting to get to him. am i a jerk for thinking that's funny?
you can fuck with people's feelings and say shit like well i'm not emotional as an excuse but when shit don't go your way you want to pout. gtfoh. fuck your feelings.

three.
i will probably be single for the rest of my life and i'm fine with that. i've come to the conclusion that you just never really know a nigga and i don't have it in me to go through what i went through again. never did i think this is where things would end up yet here i am.

four.
i am feeling low again. i don't like this feeling and i am trying to keep it at bay as best as i can. its really tough though. but i won't stop trying. this shit can't be forever.

five.
going to the studio next week. i am excited about it. the new music we're working on is great.

www.royallegacy.org

For Real (Official Video):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBRoCPO8esE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6ofNozL1t8

>
>three.
>i will probably be single for the rest of my life and i'm fine
>with that. i've come to the conclusion that you just never
>really know a nigga and i don't have it in me to go through
>what i went through again. never did i think this is where
>things would end up yet here i am.
>

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Daren, I'll never forget you
http://www.fayemurman.com/extras/magee/daren/

www.royallegacy.org

For Real (Official Video):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBRoCPO8esE

i can only imagine how it would be to have it as a child.

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in the last few weeks. the chances of him growing out of it are pretty great so i'm hoping that is his reality.

www.royallegacy.org

For Real (Official Video):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBRoCPO8esE

1. I've been in the burbs of Flint, Michigan since Monday. I was supposed to be in hot @ss, Mississippi today but I had to come north because my uncle passed last week and his funeral is tomorrow. Seeing my family has been great. I just wish it weren't under the circumstances.

2. My daughter had her first Chuck e. Cheese experience yesterday. She was obsessed with throwing these lil footballs through the field goal game. She got a lot of tickets 😊. And I got video of it, which her dad and grandad loved!

3. Got the hubby a couple of Detroit Lions hats for Father's Day. Got my dad a gift card to outback.

4. My munchkin has been playing hard with her cousins and getting used to their faces. They all have been quite cute.

5. Saying goodbye to my uncle is hard. He and my aunt were like another set of parents to me. If I weren't over their house all the time, I probably wouldn't even know my hubby. He was a good and God fearing man and quite hilarious. I'm going to miss him. We are going to view the body at the funeral home today. I need strength because the last time I saw him a few weeks ago, I was able to talk with him, hug him and kiss him. I had no idea I would be saying bye for the last time.

"We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents" - Bob Ross

"I'm wearing a MSU Tshirt because I went to MSU, you are wearing a UM Tshirt because you went to Walmart!" -unknown.

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1 - got a date with my sissy tonight! going to see dope at the fork & screen

2 - no lunch or anything for 15 yrs of service but homeboy leaving the company gets lunch with his spouse invited too. thank goodness for thoughtful co-workers though. they're taking me out.

3 - i'm pissed we didn't reach 10K but thankful with what we got (6K)

4 - i think i'm gonna end up taking an L on this d'angelo ticket. i should've sold it before the weather report. it's supposed to rain and i'm sure that's playing a role.

5 - my boo miguel's tickets went on sale this morning. i will probably be going to this show alone but that's alright. excited to see him in a proper venue this time. last time i saw him on a college campus and the experience was dampened by college students.

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gnap.

stool and prepare to be amazed.

He gives it his all. He's one artist that I fully support knowing nothing more than he's needed in this world of talentless phucks.

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i HATE getting a new phone. i wish phones lasted forever. if so, i'd probably still be rocking my HTC incredible 2. the reason i hate getting a new phone is getting it all set up the way i want etc and learning the nuances of the damn new phone.

having said that, my phone is starting to give me some problems. i'm up for an upgrade, but i'm holding out as long as possible. first, and obviously, the battery life is kinda shitty now. not terrible, but not good. i contemplate just getting a new battery to see how long that solves the problem. the other issue is it seems to be processing slower these days.

COT DAMNIT i do not want to get a new phone, and like you, the phone i would *want* i'd be paying between 1 and 2 hundred for. not a huge amount, but i don't wanna come off that money. i could get a phone that would probably suit my needs and uses for less (like 99 cents), but i don't know if i wanna.

i'm sure i will begrudgingly upgrade soon, but i don't wanna damnit.

touch screen and with my luck, I'd be ass out and it would be inoperable until they found a solution to the bug.

I really want the Nexus 6 but I'm not sure I'm ready for a phablet per se. I like the specs of the phone (the internals that is) but not the almost 6" screen size.

I just want a 5 inch phone with a removable battery---why is this so hard.

And I just want something other than a samsung this go round (not that they have removable batteries any more).

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I'm headed to NY tomorrow. Kinda geeked, maybe ill get in the mood when I get up there.

My review went extremely well.

My boys girl left him last week. Ive never seen this dude happier than he is now.

I do at least 160-200 push ups a day...at my desk. Treat my office like a Ruff Ryders video. 20 every 30 minutes. It helps my day go way quicker.

I wanna simplify my life but I'm addicted to balling

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my supervisor walked in on me in mid push up & I apologized, she said, "nah its cool, i know you do that from time to time."

that I'm sure would get me sent to HR...as they have no body building qualities to them.

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http://lsrules.podomatic.com/entry/2015-06-18T16_48_14-07_00

I have a 400 year old chip on my shoulder.