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falafel stand pimpin
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"why do white people always leave early?"


          

Went to a wedding over the weekend and white people left mad early.
The weird thing is they are social and look like they're having a good time, then poof.. they call it a night at 7.

Then on memorial day my neighbors were having a backyard cookout. I heard lots of laughter and Steve miller band, then poof... dead silence before the shade even came out.

Where do they go to?

  

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why do black people always show up late?
May 26th 2015
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myb white ppl arnt even actually leaving early, it just seems that way.....
May 26th 2015
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old
May 26th 2015
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U AIN'T GOTTA GO HOME, BUT'CHU GOTSTA GET THE HELLUP OUTTA HEA
May 26th 2015
3
At night its harder to see those BLACK THUG DEMONS
May 26th 2015
4
guilty
May 26th 2015
5
they were there 30-60 mins before the event started
May 26th 2015
6
so these 2 events = Always?
May 26th 2015
7
lol u act like this is a bad thing
May 26th 2015
19
Better than overstaying your welcome.
May 26th 2015
9
to make sure they're on-time for their next engagement
May 26th 2015
10
hella shit on DVR they gotta catch before the work week
May 26th 2015
11
They left for their weekly YT WORLD DOMINATION meeting.
May 26th 2015
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they are going home to count their money and look at credit scores.
May 26th 2015
13
Gotta catch "Friends"
May 26th 2015
14
they are hiding from Black line dances.
May 26th 2015
15
They don't leave early at the movies
May 26th 2015
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Naw, Black people stay too late and don't know when to leave.
May 26th 2015
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cuz they got there on time
May 26th 2015
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wpt
May 26th 2015
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RE: why do white people always leave early?
May 26th 2015
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When I see people doing that:
May 26th 2015
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to go home and fuck
May 26th 2015
22
A secret lair that only white people are allowed to know about
May 26th 2015
23
They took the early shift. You clocked in for the late shift
May 26th 2015
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Lol. Well said. Also they "partied" extra hard in their teens and twenti...
May 26th 2015
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i can actually appreciate that. niggas hold on for too long
May 26th 2015
25
older people bed. Younger people are hitting up a bar
May 26th 2015
27

Government Name
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1. "why do black people always show up late? "
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Tue May-26-15 02:59 PM by Government Name

  

          

what do we be doing beforehand? probably whatever white people are leaving early to do.

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mikediggz
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Tue May-26-15 03:08 PM

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8. "myb white ppl arnt even actually leaving early, it just seems that way....."
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Tue May-26-15 03:08 PM by mikediggz

  

          

because we are late resulting in us not getting to spend too much time together

>what do we be doing beforehand? probably whatever white
>people are leaving early to do.

  

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2. "old"
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Tue May-26-15 03:06 PM by bentagain

  

          

I can't speak to race

but now that I'm old

it doesn't really matter where I am or what I'm doing

come 10PM

I'm looking for a bed.

because, regardless of where I was or what I was doing

I will be up at 6AM.

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3. "U AIN'T GOTTA GO HOME, BUT'CHU GOTSTA GET THE HELLUP OUTTA HEA"
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that's what you gotta tell some people...



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4. "At night its harder to see those BLACK THUG DEMONS"
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For safety they head home early

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5. "guilty"
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oh man this is so me

like even in the instances when i don't for whatever reason leave early, i'm spending the entirety of my time wishing i had left early so bad

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6. "they were there 30-60 mins before the event started"
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probably was helping set up and blow balloons.

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7. "so these 2 events = Always?"
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k

  

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19. "lol u act like this is a bad thing"
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9. "Better than overstaying your welcome. "
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There's nothing more frustrating than the mofo that wanna extend the party knowing damn well shit is winding down. 10 mofos done left and there's always that one mofo that don't quite get it....
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10. "to make sure they're on-time for their next engagement"
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11. "hella shit on DVR they gotta catch before the work week"
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Hello? Game of Thrones?

  

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12. "They left for their weekly YT WORLD DOMINATION meeting."
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13. "they are going home to count their money and look at credit scores. "
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duh

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14. "Gotta catch "Friends""
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15. "they are hiding from Black line dances."
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they know they want their Black DJs and can dubstep to ratchet, however if they were to all attempt the Cupid Shuffle in unison....the colossal size of the fail would set White Privilege back to the age of the Moors.

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16. "They don't leave early at the movies"
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nope not there. Gotta see who was the key grip on this film.

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17. "Naw, Black people stay too late and don't know when to leave. "
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18. "cuz they got there on time"
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20. "wpt"
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21. "RE: why do white people always leave early?"
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Cuz they gotta walk their mouth kissing dogs?

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26. "When I see people doing that:"
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22. "to go home and fuck"
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at least, that's my reason

  

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23. "A secret lair that only white people are allowed to know about"
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the curfew for the lair is 10 so they need to get there by that time.

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24. "They took the early shift. You clocked in for the late shift"
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You're both there for the same amount of time

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28. "Lol. Well said. Also they "partied" extra hard in their teens and twenti..."
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>You're both there for the same amount of time

  

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25. "i can actually appreciate that. niggas hold on for too long"
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we'll try and make a night out of something. ride around. play the let out. fuck that. i party like white people. i have fun until i've had all the fun that i think i should have for the day. then...i'm gone. sometimes i let people know....sometimes i don't.
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27. "older people bed. Younger people are hitting up a bar"
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Weddings and grilling is just pre-gaming most of the time. At least that's how I see it

  

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