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12814748, why do white people always leave early?
Posted by falafel stand pimpin, Tue May-26-15 02:56 PM
Went to a wedding over the weekend and white people left mad early.
The weird thing is they are social and look like they're having a good time, then poof.. they call it a night at 7.
Then on memorial day my neighbors were having a backyard cookout. I heard lots of laughter and Steve miller band, then poof... dead silence before the shade even came out.
Where do they go to?
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12814750, why do black people always show up late?
Posted by Government Name, Tue May-26-15 02:59 PM
what do we be doing beforehand? probably whatever white people are leaving early to do.
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12814765, myb white ppl arnt even actually leaving early, it just seems that way...
Posted by mikediggz, Tue May-26-15 03:08 PM
because we are late resulting in us not getting to spend too much time together
>what do we be doing beforehand? probably whatever white
>people are leaving early to do.
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12814752, old
Posted by bentagain, Tue May-26-15 02:59 PM
I can't speak to race
but now that I'm old
it doesn't really matter where I am or what I'm doing
come 10PM
I'm looking for a bed.
because, regardless of where I was or what I was doing
I will be up at 6AM.
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12814753, U AIN'T GOTTA GO HOME, BUT'CHU GOTSTA GET THE HELLUP OUTTA HEA
Posted by BigJazz, Tue May-26-15 03:00 PM
that's what you gotta tell some people...
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I'm tryna be better off, not better than...
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12814756, At night its harder to see those BLACK THUG DEMONS
Posted by ShinobiShaw, Tue May-26-15 03:01 PM
For safety they head home early
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12814758, guilty
Posted by dba_BAD, Tue May-26-15 03:03 PM
oh man this is so me
like even in the instances when i don't for whatever reason leave early, i'm spending the entirety of my time wishing i had left early so bad
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12814760, they were there 30-60 mins before the event started
Posted by Cenario, Tue May-26-15 03:04 PM
probably was helping set up and blow balloons.
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12814762, so these 2 events = Always?
Posted by ScooterBug, Tue May-26-15 03:05 PM
k
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12814813, lol u act like this is a bad thing
Posted by Big Kuntry, Tue May-26-15 03:45 PM
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12814767, Better than overstaying your welcome.
Posted by WarriorPoet415, Tue May-26-15 03:09 PM
There's nothing more frustrating than the mofo that wanna extend the party knowing damn well shit is winding down. 10 mofos done left and there's always that one mofo that don't quite get it....
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12814768, to make sure they're on-time for their next engagement
Posted by John Forte, Tue May-26-15 03:10 PM
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12814769, hella shit on DVR they gotta catch before the work week
Posted by T Reynolds, Tue May-26-15 03:12 PM
Hello? Game of Thrones?
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12814771, They left for their weekly YT WORLD DOMINATION meeting.
Posted by Teknontheou, Tue May-26-15 03:14 PM
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12814774, they are going home to count their money and look at credit scores.
Posted by double negative, Tue May-26-15 03:18 PM
duh
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12814776, Gotta catch "Friends"
Posted by John Forte, Tue May-26-15 03:20 PM
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12814782, they are hiding from Black line dances.
Posted by Mr. ManC, Tue May-26-15 03:22 PM
they know they want their Black DJs and can dubstep to ratchet, however if they were to all attempt the Cupid Shuffle in unison....the colossal size of the fail would set White Privilege back to the age of the Moors.
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12814803, They don't leave early at the movies
Posted by 13Rose, Tue May-26-15 03:40 PM
nope not there. Gotta see who was the key grip on this film.
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12814807, Naw, Black people stay too late and don't know when to leave.
Posted by Buddy_Gilapagos, Tue May-26-15 03:42 PM
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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson
"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're
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12814812, cuz they got there on time
Posted by nayaa, Tue May-26-15 03:44 PM
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12814856, wpt
Posted by PG, Tue May-26-15 04:10 PM
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12814864, RE: why do white people always leave early?
Posted by double 0, Tue May-26-15 04:16 PM
Cuz they gotta walk their mouth kissing dogs?
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12815010, When I see people doing that:
Posted by JFrost1117, Tue May-26-15 05:41 PM
https://youtu.be/r3Ui8_oqc9Q
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12814906, to go home and fuck
Posted by J_Stew, Tue May-26-15 04:41 PM
at least, that's my reason
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12814910, A secret lair that only white people are allowed to know about
Posted by makaveli, Tue May-26-15 04:45 PM
the curfew for the lair is 10 so they need to get there by that time.
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12814936, They took the early shift. You clocked in for the late shift
Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Tue May-26-15 05:04 PM
You're both there for the same amount of time
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12815117, Lol. Well said. Also they "partied" extra hard in their teens and twenties
Posted by dafriquan, Tue May-26-15 09:14 PM
>You're both there for the same amount of time
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12814953, i can actually appreciate that. niggas hold on for too long
Posted by MrThomas43423, Tue May-26-15 05:11 PM
we'll try and make a night out of something. ride around. play the let out. fuck that. i party like white people. i have fun until i've had all the fun that i think i should have for the day. then...i'm gone. sometimes i let people know....sometimes i don't.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.
not compassionate....only polite.
I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.
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12815096, older people bed. Younger people are hitting up a bar
Posted by debo40oz, Tue May-26-15 07:46 PM
Weddings and grilling is just pre-gaming most of the time. At least that's how I see it
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