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"OKP Survivor Week 14: Ouch!!!"
Thu Jan-31-13 12:35 PM by auragin_boi

  

          

Injuries man....injuries.

As I've recently hit the injured list (possible ACL tear) and there have been multiple injuries in the league lately, I've decided to dedicate these rankings to aches and pains. Good news is that my orthopedic doc says he doesn't think the ACL is torn but I may have a meniscus tear and a bone bruise. MRI due sometime within the next week. *Pray to whatever higher being you believe in for my left knee* Thanks!

With that said...

Rankings:

Rank/Team (record, avg, last rank)
1-Duval County: (28-14, 294.6, 1)
W9 and CP3 is having knee issues. Still no one is catching Frank. General Vasquez and Allstar David Lee are holding fort.

2-Theodesia: (27-15, 270.1, 6)
Timmy has sat a few games with "old knees" but other than that, theo's team is rolling (10-2 since last rankings).

3-East River: (25-17, 270.5, 2)
Mullens ankle has him out but doesnt matter with Horford and Bosh being CF's. Sully's playing more and as such, his back is now sore. Surprise, surprise. Paul George and Wessy pushing this team to the top of the Hubie though.

4-Villanova: (25-17, 261, 7)
Amare is back and beginning to pick it up but with Camby(old), JO(old) and Booz(hamstring) all ailing, I expect this team to slump some over the next 4-5 games.

5-Coney Island: (25-17, 267.8, 3)
Big Baby's Big Broken Bone Bids Binding Benefits Because Binding Befits Better Barefoot Bones. Say that 10x fast! Ha! And JaVale's shin? More like George Karl's impatience.

6-Cerritos: (24-18, 271.7, 10)
Did Kaman suffer a concussion or something? Anywho, doesnt seem to be hurting Shawn much as his team is balling (Okafor and Noah are DESTROYING stats lately).
Current reason I hate Shawn: Jimmy Butler (good pick up)

7-Houston: (21-21, 246.9, 12)
Relatively healthy minus Zaza. Calderon traded means Lowry should start balling IMMEDIATELY. I'm just hoping he helps Rudy gun his way to 1.05-1.10 for the rest of the season. I guess I have to start paying attention to LABeat again. But don't act like your ass didn't hibernate for 2 mos while me and the Shark did the Kid N Play on your ass. Uh huh.

8-South Texas: (20-22, 269.3, 9)
Steph Curry's ankles. Ersan balling tho.

9-Northeast Regional: (21-21, 254.3, 8)
No injuries. Yay!!! LeBron is a baller.....
That's all I got. *shrug*

10-CHI:ESL: (23-19, 253, 4)
*throws chair a la Bobby Knight* 2-9 in last 11 games. Conley's ankle and Deng's Hammy didn't help. Only optimism is that team is about to turn things around and Granger might be back soon. That and team was so far ahead in the Walton losing stretch didnt cost it the lead.


11-Hollywood: (22-20, 256.2, 5)
Dwight's a bitch and I didn't draft him for that reason. Now he's having shoulder issues. SMH...damn for Ryan. Go Lakers?

12-Washington: (18-24, 257.9, 14)
On the low, Basa's squad has been heating up. Thanks to Kobe trying to actually share the load and Kyrie scoring like his life depends on it. Tristian took a while but he's bamma'd out too. Though that finger issue has to be a concern.

13-Motor City: (17-25, 253.4, 13)
No injuries but team effort is on the IR. In last 10 games only 2 players on the roster avg 1.00 FPPM or better. No wonder they are 1-5 in their last 6 games.

14-NYC: (17-25, 245.2, 11)
To be Looooooved, to be Looooooved, OH WHAT A FEELING!!! To be Loooooooooooooooved. And Eric Gordon ain't as much help as once thought huh? LOLrookieLOL

15-Springfield: (13-29, 236.3, 15)
Bogut back (but for how long), Jonas ailing. Team sux. Might string together a few wins with Bogut in the line up but...safe to say, new champ this year?

16-Brooklyn: (10-32, 233.3, 16)
5-7 since last rankings. Couple 300 games in there too. Now imagine if Bynum had come back a month ago. Now add to that if D-Rose comes back in the next 2 weeks. He'd be at least close enough to the 6 seed to make a push and would be the scariest team heading into the 'offs. But...as it stands. Dead:Coffin. Kudos to Boogs for holding his injured guys though. A trade for one or either at this point (especially with him out of the picture) would just be shady as hell (should have done it a month ago...ya know, when I asked lol).

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RACE WAR:

Since last rankings, the blacks have won the matchups 43-53. The last two game days were particularly damaging (1-7, 0-8) and they've won 20 of the last 24 matchups.

With that...we are all even at 80-80 with 12 game days left.

IT'S HEATING UP!!! WILL DJANGO GO UNCHAINED?!?! OR WILL THE WHITE MAN'S WILL PREVAIL!!!

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TRADE DEADLINE:
Lastly, the trade deadline is next Wednesday, February 6th at Noon PST so get your last minute deals done.


A_B...injured knee...ouch...err...um...out!

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OKP Survivor Week 14: Ouch!!! [View all] , auragin_boi, Thu Jan-31-13 11:59 AM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
I clearly should be the #2 team
Jan 31st 2013
1
My run was thwarted by Kevin Love's 2nd hand injury.
Jan 31st 2013
2
Seriously though I have no clue whats gotten into Okafor
Jan 31st 2013
3
I think John Wall's passing might have helped
Jan 31st 2013
4
He started playing well before Wall
Jan 31st 2013
7
javale mcgee for okafor then.
Jan 31st 2013
6
we'll manage.
Jan 31st 2013
5
smh
Jan 31st 2013
8
uhh..i'll be hibernating the next few against shawn and frank
Jan 31st 2013
9
ON THE BLOCK:
Jan 31st 2013
10
You shoulda moved one of the C's awhile ago
Jan 31st 2013
11
I tried...sent like 4-5 deals out
Jan 31st 2013
20
Tried to make something happen
Jan 31st 2013
13
Long season not long enough
Jan 31st 2013
12
so what's the hindsight analysis on Wall, Love and D12?
Jan 31st 2013
14
      Yea, 20. Major L there
Jan 31st 2013
16
      lol thanks...you stole labeat's login? haha
Jan 31st 2013
17
           http://goo.gl/MgNSh
Jan 31st 2013
18
           the number 4 overall pick is not even in the top 30 in scoring
Jan 31st 2013
19
                then why didnt you draft vasquez instead of dwillz
Jan 31st 2013
21
                     i already said dwillz was a bad pick. I also said wade was
Jan 31st 2013
23
                          YES!! and YES!!..lolz
Jan 31st 2013
26
           I still stand by my Jeremy Lin pick
Jan 31st 2013
22
                lol true.
Jan 31st 2013
24
                j lin is dat nigga tho!!!
Jan 31st 2013
25
                yeah lin is my dude...i've been slacking tho haven't seen too
Jan 31st 2013
27
                agenda-drafting is a helluva drug...
Jan 31st 2013
34
                     lmao
Jan 31st 2013
36
                          your quick-strike waiver-wire pimpin style is admirable, ernie
Jan 31st 2013
38
                               Not in this for e-props
Feb 01st 2013
39
                                    i spend money on far more useless stuff, dogg.
Feb 01st 2013
40
                                         "Knowing stuff" on the other hand....................
Feb 01st 2013
41
                                              well, yeah...i like being proven right...who doesn't?
Feb 01st 2013
42
                                                   fixed it for you
Feb 01st 2013
43
                                                        thanks, young...
Feb 01st 2013
44
                                                             umm thats ernies season long m o...even tho he be needin them too
Feb 01st 2013
45
      I got D12 10th and he was a steal.
Jan 31st 2013
28
If Dwight comes back my team is still dangerous.
Jan 31st 2013
15
You're gonna crush me in Game 46, lol.
Jan 31st 2013
33
I've made so few moves this year.
Jan 31st 2013
29
youre welcome
Jan 31st 2013
30
yeah you put on a drafting clinic this year. kudos
Jan 31st 2013
31
      I like to rely on my draft.
Jan 31st 2013
32
           same here....i had working the wire in all fantasy gaming
Feb 04th 2013
53
I prefer cremation to burial
Jan 31st 2013
35
LMAO...how did I omit...?
Jan 31st 2013
37
Check the site fellas...trade deadline is Wed
Feb 04th 2013
46
for the record, your offer was fine...i'm just standing pat
Feb 04th 2013
47
Ah...ok, fasho...figured I'd ask
Feb 04th 2013
51
nope..nothing for me
Feb 04th 2013
49
Didn't like the offer and I think I'm riding it out with what I've got.
Feb 04th 2013
54
You jinxed Noah you basard!
Feb 04th 2013
48
That's what you get for picking up Jimmy Butler lol
Feb 04th 2013
52
      Ill trade him. I can actually use Chandler since Kaman is out
Feb 04th 2013
55
           Maybe I shoulda been specific...wanna trade "Noah"...I'll give you
Feb 04th 2013
56
my team was >< close to dominant
Feb 04th 2013
50
i've never seen how i met your mother btw
Feb 06th 2013
57
<<<COY
Feb 06th 2013
58
Tell me again why I thought harden was not worth it?
Feb 08th 2013
59
you thought lin would beast and harden would go back to 6th man?
Feb 08th 2013
60
he had a rough stretch for awhile and turns the ball over too much to re...
Feb 08th 2013
64
I got lucky, but I'll take it.
Feb 08th 2013
75
ayye AB..didnt you tear an acl about 3 yrs ago? you need to quit son
Feb 08th 2013
61
Oh...forgot to update ya'll...thanks for the reminder
Feb 08th 2013
62
      seriously playing competitive sports is the highest injury rate for guys...
Feb 08th 2013
63
      Yeah I ruptured my Achilles doin a simple jump stop when I hit 30
Feb 08th 2013
65
      Yall just cursed lol...I know one person that had an achilles rupture
Feb 08th 2013
71
      Nah...I'm good. My old man game is developing strong
Feb 08th 2013
69
      OHHH !! you in THAT YMCA league?????
Feb 08th 2013
66
           ^^^Big words from California...lol
Feb 08th 2013
67
                lol...nah fa real you had me shook when you said Y league
Feb 08th 2013
68
                     See the trick is, surround yourself with talent like Boston/Rondo
Feb 08th 2013
70
                          aiight YOUNG (c)
Feb 08th 2013
73
                               You mean like I'd do you? nah...
Feb 08th 2013
74
PLEASE CHEESY E...MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!
Feb 08th 2013
72
***COMMISH IR****
Feb 08th 2013
76
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8mp8xzNBU1rv2dkl.jpg
Feb 15th 2013
77
too bad you already lost to me
Feb 15th 2013
78
      RE: too bad you already lost to me
Feb 15th 2013
82
           lolz..good one...
Feb 15th 2013
86
*Does the Harlem Shake to a 3-game sweep of Shawn*
Feb 15th 2013
79
http://i.imgur.com/38xjU.png
Feb 15th 2013
83
http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/media/act_lebron_james.jpg
Feb 15th 2013
84
Also, need the IR extended on Mo Williams
Feb 15th 2013
80
I can't approve this unless you find something that says he'll be out
Feb 15th 2013
88
      So when do I have to bring him off IR?
Feb 15th 2013
111
           By Midnight tonight or you get a 1 week penalty
Feb 15th 2013
112
Eliminated
Feb 15th 2013
81
you can win it every year...except this one
Feb 15th 2013
85
      Ha!
Feb 15th 2013
89
      or you can win it no years....like this one
Feb 15th 2013
91
           *pop-lockin on your feelings*
Feb 15th 2013
92
                no you wont
Feb 15th 2013
93
                     i will go buy $50 worth of paperclips and think more of it
Feb 15th 2013
94
                          No you wouldnt
Feb 15th 2013
96
                               i would. watch. and i do know stuff
Feb 15th 2013
97
                                    lol. literally not one 4AM pickup. Cool story tho.
Feb 15th 2013
99
                                    it was 3:56 am, then
Feb 15th 2013
100
                                         No. Must be confused by the site's PT time.
Feb 15th 2013
101
                                              i know what i saw
Feb 15th 2013
102
                                                   and I know when I sleep
Feb 15th 2013
104
                                                        you sleep after you reed the boxscores of westcoast games
Feb 15th 2013
105
                                                             Right, which is 1 AM
Feb 15th 2013
106
                                                                  SO YOU ADMIT IT!
Feb 15th 2013
107
                                                                       Sure
Feb 15th 2013
109
                                                                            mmmhmm. now watch shaun livingston languish on my bench. GOOD!
Feb 15th 2013
110
                                    ***Ducks stray bullet***
Feb 15th 2013
113
Bullshit IR system--Kaman has been out like a month
Feb 15th 2013
87
hoe-sign
Feb 15th 2013
90
      LOL
Feb 15th 2013
95
Hi, it's me...the team you don't want it with in them 'offs.
Feb 15th 2013
98
this post got weird.
Feb 15th 2013
103
if i win, i am gonna buy paper clips...promise
Feb 15th 2013
108
      $400 worth of p-clips? Gonna make it rain at the office party my nig?
Feb 15th 2013
114

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