so they were arguing about dj kissing a black girl in a school play. roseanne was trying to teach him the "we're all the same, we're just people" lessons and said dj was kissing her and that was final. that's where it gets GREAT with an epic exchange of one liners.

dan says dj doesnt have to, and and the awesomeness begins.

roseanne: you're kissing that girl, and that's all there is to it.
dj: dad says i didn't have to, and he outranks you!

*dan has a horrified look on his face and turns his back to dj*

roseanne stares dj down with her best "i brought you into this world, motherfucker!!!" look, and asks... "ARE YOU NEW????".

dj says he ain't doing it, and runs upstairs.

roseanne says great, now your kids a biggot.
dan: dj would probably have a problem with one of his own kind-oh god i didn't say that!!!
roseanne: at least now i know where he gets it from, just like you and your dad.

so the argument plays out, and roseanne screams at dan that if she knew dan was gonna pass down his parents ways to their kids, she would have had second thoughts.

dan walks to the couch, says "i hate white people!!" and pounds a beer. scene!

bonus points come when dan is trying to get his black friend to understand where he's coming from and is failing miserably. his black friend starts making some points and dan backpedals, and black friend says "WHY BECAUSE SOME OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS ARE BLACK?" and dan says, YEAH. thats why your here!!!"

so black friend says, "then why is bob here? does dj have to kiss a dumb girl too?"

*dead*

oh no. the fun did not end here.

dan has the proverbial heart to heart, tells dj he's gonna kiss a lot of girls and they're all gonna different in some way.

dj: should i kiss lila then?
dan: whats different about lila?
dj: the guys say she uses tongue.
dan:........ i'd go for it

scene. i hope im not the only one who appreciates the greatness of this show.

-Sig-

“Why didn’t you do this in your own god damn country?"

-All Stah's view on undocumented immigrants wanting to be treated like human beings.