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Joe Corn Mo
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Tue Oct-01-13 06:23 PM

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"Poll question: is r. kelly serious?"


  

          

there is an r. kelly post in GD.
somebody talked about how straightforward r. kelly's lyrics are.


but are they?
how much of r. kelly is tounge in cheek?

when r. kelly says "i like the crotch on you," and asks if he can "stick his key in her ignition,"is he taking a piss on r&b fans that forget that love and sex, at least when it's good, isn't always about "making love" as much as its about "fucking?"

is he showing off by proving he can turn any dumb phrase into a hit because he's a beast of a songwriter?

when he first made trapped in the closet,
did he intend for it to be funny?


and what do we make of his fan base?
when hipsters say that "trapped in the closet" is a work of genius, are they saying that the are making fun of r. kelly because he's being sincere?

or do they sincerely like r. kelly because he's being sincere?

or do they sincerely like r. kelly because they suspect he's being ironic?




do you think what r. kelly says should be taken at face value?
i can never tell when he's joking.


did i make this post already?
anyway.

thoughts?

Poll result (11 votes)
yes (2 votes)Vote
no (2 votes)Vote
sometimes (3 votes)Vote
i can never tell. (4 votes)Vote

  

  

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is r. kelly serious? [View all] , Joe Corn Mo, Tue Oct-01-13 06:23 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
He's obviously aware some of this stuff is ridiculous.
Oct 01st 2013
1
if r. kelly was white...
Oct 01st 2013
3
A lot of R fans want to fight me to the death when I say this
Oct 02nd 2013
53
      definitely... can't see how anybody could deny that
Oct 02nd 2013
55
      his attitude changed once it became felt with more humor
Oct 02nd 2013
58
I can't think of a greater mystery in r&b.
Oct 01st 2013
2
I think he's taking a piss most of the times...
Oct 01st 2013
4
You forgot the poll option "I'm Mistermaxx"
Oct 01st 2013
5
i am not convinced mistermaxxx's character isn't ironic.
Oct 01st 2013
6
you can't relate to an R&B thug
Oct 01st 2013
7
but the question is, when is being funny?
Oct 01st 2013
8
Man when you are with your Lady you do them things
Oct 01st 2013
11
      yeah.
Oct 01st 2013
13
also...
Oct 01st 2013
9
      naw because
Oct 01st 2013
12
           RE: naw because
Oct 02nd 2013
34
                turkey i grew up in the Hood
Oct 02nd 2013
59
He ain't nothing new. Just a Ghetto'd Out Updated Little Richard
Oct 01st 2013
10
turkey please and I love Little Richard, however his routine
Oct 01st 2013
14
      No Little Richard No Beatles. Go lay down
Oct 01st 2013
15
           Beatles loved Elvis,Chuck Berry as well
Oct 01st 2013
16
                *straight to voicemail*
Oct 01st 2013
17
                     better to who? you to young to even know that
Oct 01st 2013
18
                          R&B been in the schitt house basically since Puerto Rican Mike
Oct 01st 2013
19
                               and you championing an Act who is a After school special
Oct 01st 2013
21
                                    not at all...,this YO game. just keeping things in CONTEXT dummy.
Oct 01st 2013
22
                                         and nobody cared except your tabloid
Oct 01st 2013
24
                                              R. Kelly nor Rick have this level of talent
Oct 01st 2013
25
                                                   any turkeys can do that in some theater
Oct 01st 2013
26
                                                   He should do Sylvester next
Oct 02nd 2013
27
                                                        if ARRUH did Sylvester then he would own the world
Oct 02nd 2013
28
                                                   RE: R. Kelly nor Rick have this level of talent
Oct 02nd 2013
29
                                                        murph, this is actually an insult.
Oct 02nd 2013
31
                                                        RE: murph, this is actually an insult.
Oct 02nd 2013
32
                                                        Y'all give Rick too much credit.
Oct 02nd 2013
37
                                                             RE: Y'all give Rick too much credit.
Oct 02nd 2013
38
                                                             Homie...I'm NEVER trying to simplify things down to ><
Oct 02nd 2013
41
                                                                  RE: Homie...I'm NEVER trying to simplify things down to &gt;&lt;
Oct 02nd 2013
44
                                                             one small thing I give Rick credit for:
Oct 02nd 2013
40
                                                                  So now go back to your closet JACK OFF and shut the fuck up
Oct 02nd 2013
42
                                                                  and Rick had a conversation with Prince's former manger
Oct 02nd 2013
48
                                                                       Oh is this story to justify Rick "borrowing" Prince's gear
Oct 02nd 2013
67
                                                                            as if Rick wasn't whipping Prince's behind before Street songs dropped?
Oct 03rd 2013
70
                                                                                 Rick's hit's were splotchier than vitiligo, dummy.
Oct 03rd 2013
74
                                                                                 Prince hadn't stepped to rick until 1999 turkey
Oct 03rd 2013
80
                                                                                 Rick's ain't RAN nothing...but to a line of blow.
Oct 03rd 2013
82
                                                                                 turkey please Prince didn't even have his perm
Oct 04th 2013
93
                                                                                 Rick was smoking the end of his money by the time Purple Rain hit
Oct 04th 2013
96
                                                                                 turkey please
Oct 04th 2013
104
                                                                                 Rick had a white Mommy alright...his coke & his wigs
Oct 04th 2013
105
                                                                                 funny how Prince never found that peak again
Oct 05th 2013
106
                                                                                 Don't Hurt Yourself Making Stuff Up To Feel Better
Oct 05th 2013
110
                                                                                 nobody cared about Prince after a while
Oct 05th 2013
113
                                                                                 If yr dad was just yr father he wouldn't also be yr brother
Oct 06th 2013
115
                                                                                 if your Mother was just your mother, she wouldn't be your sister
Oct 06th 2013
118
                                                                                 c'mon...put some effort in it...
Oct 06th 2013
124
                                                                                 i already tore you up for Breakfast turkey
Oct 06th 2013
125
                                                                                 According to whom, the Angry Chimp Guild?
Oct 06th 2013
127
                                                                                 turkey you got the wit of a Ritz Cracker used as a Laxative
Oct 06th 2013
129
                                                                                 You better call your fanboys for some co-signs...
Oct 06th 2013
138
                                                                                 because the clowns Co Signing you don't know much
Oct 06th 2013
139
                                                        Oh...look at you. Trying To Rabble Rouse Like The Miserable
Oct 02nd 2013
39
                                                        Get it right, Wilbur.
Oct 02nd 2013
43
                                                             NO..YOU get it right. Moron.
Oct 02nd 2013
45
                                                        thanks KAp, in the words of B2k: Blak "Got Served"
Oct 02nd 2013
47
                                                             *looks around*
Oct 02nd 2013
50
                                                                  you cry and need a tissue
Oct 02nd 2013
60
                                                                       #nah_idiot
Oct 02nd 2013
63
                                                                            that ain't what Ronald Isley, Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston
Oct 03rd 2013
68
                                                                                 who cares...I'd rather listen to Usher than Chester the Molester
Oct 03rd 2013
69
                                                                                      Usher better than D'angelo and more important Career
Oct 03rd 2013
71
                                                                                      Usher & D'angelo are better and more important than R.Kelly
Oct 03rd 2013
72
                                                                                      turkey please them two turkeys combined can't carry
Oct 03rd 2013
73
                                                                                      "Toot Toot, Beep Beep" is Horny Retard Trash...figures
Oct 03rd 2013
75
                                                                                      and both those cats have more music memories than mumblo
Oct 03rd 2013
81
                                                                                      You know you be short bus pimping w/ your Pied Piper Mask on.
Oct 03rd 2013
84
                                                                                      everyday is Halloween Playa and I stay on that Loot
Oct 04th 2013
94
                                                                                      Trick Or Treating the nuthouse again,maxxx?
Oct 04th 2013
99
                                                                                      players Balll Fool, while the only Ball award you get
Oct 05th 2013
107
                                                                                      lol
Oct 06th 2013
123
                                                        again Murph i never said a word about you
Oct 02nd 2013
49
                                                             RE: again Murph i never said a word about you
Oct 02nd 2013
52
                                                                  RE: again Murph i never said a word about you
Oct 02nd 2013
61
I feel like this is an American concept.
Oct 01st 2013
20
yeah.
Oct 01st 2013
23
no genius is ever serious
Oct 02nd 2013
30
False, but R. Kelly jokes a lot.
Oct 02nd 2013
36
can't talk about his joke songs w/o talking about his serious work
Oct 02nd 2013
33
Thanks for the shoutout.
Oct 02nd 2013
35
all i know is that R.Kelly is a once in a lifetime type of talent
Oct 02nd 2013
46
Lol, Maxxx is hilarious in this post.
Oct 02nd 2013
51
RE: Lol, Maxxx is hilarious in this post.
Oct 02nd 2013
54
reply 14 is a classic
Oct 02nd 2013
65
      Yeah, that "Bloody Aye turkey" line got me, lol.
Oct 02nd 2013
66
r kelly is wack now-his older stuff is more lyrical and better
Oct 02nd 2013
56
Turkey please Kells is timeless Classics in 3 eras
Oct 02nd 2013
62
      turkey? and yeah i'd rather listen to some dru hill then him foreal
Oct 03rd 2013
91
seriously wack...n/m
Oct 02nd 2013
57
Warren would be front and center if Kellz came to LA
Oct 02nd 2013
64
I don't think anyone between the age of 30 and 45 can honestly
Oct 03rd 2013
76
I'm sayin. I think people judge him harshly for his lowest
Oct 03rd 2013
77
RE: I'm sayin. I think people judge him harshly for his lowest
Oct 03rd 2013
78
      RE: I'm sayin. I think people judge him harshly for his lowest
Oct 03rd 2013
88
           RE: I'm sayin. I think people judge him harshly for his lowest
Oct 03rd 2013
90
                We might not be talking about him at all if he didn't tho.
Oct 03rd 2013
92
                why don't you stop writing like a 5 year old?
Oct 05th 2013
108
                     RE: why don't you stop writing like a 5 year old?
Oct 05th 2013
111
                          RE: why don't you stop writing like a 5 year old?
Oct 05th 2013
114
                               Grow up.....
Oct 06th 2013
117
                                    you need to Grow up turkey and get behind the desk
Oct 06th 2013
119
                                         RE: you need to Grow up turkey and get behind the desk
Oct 06th 2013
130
                                              RE: you need to Grow up turkey and get behind the desk
Oct 06th 2013
132
he's a frustrating artist.
Oct 03rd 2013
79
but why should he be another Marvin Gaye? we have one...
Oct 03rd 2013
86
      i don't disagree.
Oct 03rd 2013
89
           they Scared that the ARRUh can't be broken down
Oct 04th 2013
95
                it sounds like you're describing one of my second favorite artists.
Oct 04th 2013
103
                     who might that artist be Man?
Oct 06th 2013
120
                          prince.
Oct 06th 2013
121
                               i disagree with alot of what you said and that is insulting to Stevie Wo...
Oct 06th 2013
122
                                    How could he just leaving you STANdING alone in a whirl thass
Oct 06th 2013
126
                                         time cut them strings down turkey
Oct 06th 2013
128
                                         RE: How could he just leaving you STANdING alone in a whirl thass
Oct 06th 2013
131
                                              RE: How could he just leaving you STANdING alone in a whirl thass
Oct 06th 2013
133
                                                   RE: How could he just leaving you STANdING alone in a whirl thass
Oct 06th 2013
134
                                                   RE: How could he just leaving you STANdING alone in a whirl thass
Oct 06th 2013
137
                                                   he didn't need to.
Oct 06th 2013
135
                                                        RE: he didn't need to.
Oct 06th 2013
136
he's been pretty disappointing.
Oct 03rd 2013
83
come on Shock, disappointing? In nearly 25 years, Kells hasn't
Oct 03rd 2013
87
      disappointing, yes.
Oct 04th 2013
98
Cosign.
Oct 04th 2013
97
RE: Wow @ the ratio of replies to votes.
Oct 03rd 2013
85
Robert speaks on DIGGING DEEP
Oct 04th 2013
100
lil' cute aaliyah had that vibe
Oct 04th 2013
101
Phoenix is bringing Kellz back.
Oct 04th 2013
102
i think TIC is supposed to be funny and that fans understand that
Oct 05th 2013
109
R. Kelly serious about underdeveloped vagina.
Oct 05th 2013
112
What's the over/under on number of Maxxx replies in this post?
Oct 06th 2013
116

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