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Crisco
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Wed Jan-21-15 09:53 AM

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"Crisco Ho-Asis in full effect. I love all my Hoes. "


  

          

How yall doing been a minute since I've been in here posting my latest endeavors with the ladies. I have a wide range of female goodness in my stable from 100 pound ex prostitutes to 350 pound old faithfuls.

Lets begin.
NEW GIRLS
1. YoungCallgirl - Met this petite chick online. She is 24 and hot as hell. Has a history of dating older men. But also had a history of being a call girl. No pimp. Never tried to charge me loot. We been on a few dates but The 20 year age gap is a bit too much. She likes horrible music. I can't take it anymore.

2. FreakMami In MIami - So I got this 6 Foot BBW lined up for my Jdilla weekend in Miami. Started off simple enough. Hit up a bunch of chicks on tagged. She got back to me. Seemed like a normal chick until she volunteered to being a freak and have a webcam sight. This chick got pics that will blow your mind. Will be seeing her on February 5th. With a pocket full of Viagra.

3. NoDon'tStop Ok Maybe - Met this medium sized chick who has been driving me nuts for two months. We about to do the do and she says stop. I've yet to have full intercourse with this chick and I probably should have walked away already but she is FOINE!!!!!! Like perfect boobs, pretty face and bat sh*t crazy so you know the loving is gonna be off the chain!!!

4. Squirter - It has been proven that squirting is actually peeing. I knew it. regardless this chick is damn good in bed. Not much to look at but who cares.

5. The COnductor - Call her that cause she takes the train to me. I smash and she gets back on the train till we meet again.

Old Faithfuls still on the roster.
1. Goomah is still in the building.
2. Nurse Betty is still breaking me off about $1000 per month between handing me cash or paying for all our dates with me her and Goomah.
3. Nurse Nancy - Still giving me the poop shoot with no hesitation. No lube needed.
4. Heidi Hi - Is back. She thinks she is my girlfriend but I only see her once a week for two hours. Works for me.
5. CountryBirdie - My tall jawn from Tennessee. She is so old fashioned. Cooks, cleans, country accent, caters to my every need. We need more chicks like that.
6. Princeton - Is officially IN LOVE WITH me. She only 26 so I keep her around.
7. PeaceChick - 50 year old Grateful Dead Peace chick. Great in bed. But wants a real relationship. I tell her lets take it slow. She is a 3 input woman so I keep her around.

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My Sig - Nig!!
Hip Hop is a perfect verse over a dope beat!!

Just a Day in the Life, Of a Playa for Life!!
My Datpiff Page
http://www.datpiff.com/JayfromJerz-and-DJ-Sat-One-The-Bee-Sides-mixtape.709908.html
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Crisco Ho-Asis in full effect. I love all my Hoes. [View all] , Crisco, Wed Jan-21-15 09:53 AM
 
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I'm Screwed Valentine's Day weekend. Mad Juggling
Jan 21st 2015
1
RE: Crisco Ho-Asis in full effect. I love all my Hoes.
Jan 21st 2015
2
lol, nigga said it like she got three HDMI ports.....
Jan 21st 2015
3
      lol
Jan 21st 2015
11
      lol
Jan 21st 2015
28
were you the person who reccomended using tagged to meet ppl?
Jan 21st 2015
4
They just changed the MEET ME section of Tagged. It sucks
Jan 21st 2015
18
      I'm so good on tagged. its horrible
Jan 21st 2015
25
stop calling women who willing have sex with you hoes...
Jan 21st 2015
5
But seriously whose the real " ho " here?
Jan 21st 2015
14
      you see it.
Jan 21st 2015
20
      he definitely gets called a ho
Jan 21st 2015
32
           LOL Indeed...
Jan 21st 2015
37
           yup, he owns that shit.
Jan 21st 2015
43
he got a whole selection, a whole collection...
Jan 21st 2015
6
Man, do you have any shame?....LOL
Jan 21st 2015
7
a rhetorical question if there ever was one
Jan 21st 2015
69
i laughed hard as hell at this right here:
Jan 21st 2015
8
lol! he betta be extra nice to dat one. fuckin linebacker
Jan 21st 2015
31
      Imma a big dude she right up my alley
Jan 21st 2015
38
           i aint even mean no shade man. just sound like she could whoop some ass!...
Jan 21st 2015
42
What is " medium " sized to you?
Jan 21st 2015
9
I'm guessing around 250/300 lbs.
Jan 21st 2015
15
About 180lbs D Cups, Flat butt, a lil chubby in the mid section
Jan 21st 2015
17
      Flat butt? Is that a requirement?
Jan 21st 2015
45
      I think he's talking about that specific chick
Jan 21st 2015
51
      Nah this particular one has a flat butt which is why she is under 200 LB...
Jan 21st 2015
79
      that's medium??? damn i'd be petite then
Jan 22nd 2015
103
           I'm 6'2" 260 Pounds. Chick Under 200 is to small. I like curves and
Jan 22nd 2015
106
           you still a megastructure, teef
Jan 22nd 2015
110
You still playing games Crisco
Jan 21st 2015
10
$15,000 a year is not pocket change. LOL
Jan 21st 2015
19
      Yes it is but Imma let you cook
Jan 21st 2015
21
      compared to what you could be making off the CriscHo
Jan 21st 2015
33
           CriscHo Memoirs - I'm stealing that thanks...
Jan 21st 2015
39
what happened to the one you married? i know you broke up but,
Jan 21st 2015
12
Been separated since last June. Divorce is imminent
Jan 21st 2015
22
which one were you with at that Reef show?
Jan 21st 2015
13
YoungCallGirl - She was hot wasn't she
Jan 21st 2015
24
how is this possible? sounds like a ruff go of it.
Jan 21st 2015
16
A little spit and it goes right in every time.
Jan 21st 2015
26
not really if she's experienced.
Jan 21st 2015
62
      seems like you might get chafed up pretty good ...
Jan 21st 2015
88
           Yo schafing sucks!!! I had a 3 week schafe incident. Painful
Jan 21st 2015
89
nigga proud too.
Jan 21st 2015
23
how is it you aint got superherpes?
Jan 21st 2015
27
shit.
Jan 21st 2015
29
Just wait
Jan 21st 2015
30
oh shit
Jan 21st 2015
34
lmao @ all of this
Jan 21st 2015
35
CRINE
Jan 21st 2015
36
SHeiiitttt!! I'll take a BBW over a skinny jawn every time.
Jan 21st 2015
40
= 'maybe i do. who knows?'
Jan 21st 2015
44
      ASk you moms if I do. FOH
Jan 21st 2015
46
      get outta here with this bullshit. you think that's clever?
Jan 21st 2015
50
           And I ignored all that BS and then you chimed in with you BS
Jan 21st 2015
52
           hey. buddy. sexual health and responsibilty isn't bullshit.
Jan 21st 2015
56
                dats why i asked tho! he always sat he strap up but you can still get he...
Jan 21st 2015
57
                     shit. i was happy the question came up.
Jan 21st 2015
59
           whoa wait wat?! i aint say all THAT lol da fuck?
Jan 21st 2015
54
           You make a good point he did add a whole bunch of other shit in there
Jan 21st 2015
65
           so you saying that Crisco's hoes are needy and insecure?
Jan 21st 2015
55
           tough call. i was reading through the post and then stopped here:
Jan 21st 2015
60
           You said this shit nigga not him.
Jan 21st 2015
66
                no shit. can't get nothing past you guys.
Jan 21st 2015
67
      IKR... nigga ain't even address the SH
Jan 21st 2015
47
           #81
Jan 21st 2015
90
okp i missed you.
Jan 21st 2015
64
that last line ohhhhh fuck lmao
Jan 21st 2015
71
hahaha. i laughed for two minutes straight
Jan 21st 2015
92
I literally just coughed when I LOL'ed
Jan 21st 2015
93
he ain't gone tell us if he got herpes
Jan 21st 2015
94
LMBAO
Jan 21st 2015
95
I'm glad I came back for this
Jan 22nd 2015
104
well alrighty then.
Jan 21st 2015
41
Have you ever thought about writing a book?
Jan 21st 2015
48
Yes I have. It would be a very good read.
Jan 21st 2015
49
      Not every woman
Jan 21st 2015
53
           Glad you are entertained. Traveling abroad was fun too. Wish I could
Jan 21st 2015
68
how many hours a week does it take to cultivate this stable?
Jan 21st 2015
58
no way he has a full-time job
Jan 21st 2015
61
i mean most people dont do shit at the job anyway
Jan 21st 2015
72
With texting its quite easy
Jan 21st 2015
75
      do you mix up their names or do you just call them all 'baby''
Jan 21st 2015
80
           Call them all babe. Sometimes I don't even know their names when I see
Jan 21st 2015
85
how have you not caught something?
Jan 21st 2015
63
You negros are not focused. This post is about a stable of bitches
Jan 21st 2015
70
okay. well, answer the timing question. do you have a job?
Jan 21st 2015
73
I have a full-time gig. I can surf for new hoes online at work and text
Jan 21st 2015
78
u could still get or pass around herp and warts wearin condoms tho
Jan 21st 2015
77
      My Complete STD Blood screen form a month ago says otherwise
Jan 21st 2015
81
i know two dudes well above 500 that never had anything
Jan 21st 2015
74
      It's a crap shoot at times but hey Lady luck been on my side with her as...
Jan 21st 2015
76
      it's not a big deal to sleep with a lot of unattractive women.
Jan 21st 2015
83
      It's not a big deal to sleep with a lot of women in general
Jan 21st 2015
86
      If I read a post about someone's conquest whether they have an STD is th...
Jan 21st 2015
87
           disgusting. sexual responsibility is a human world issue.
Jan 21st 2015
91
                anyone who post about a rotation 12 deep
Jan 22nd 2015
96
                     There is a direct link between promiscuity and stds
Jan 22nd 2015
97
      Or maybe getting ass is not the pinnacle of success for everyone
Jan 21st 2015
84
           he aint claiming to be steve jobs though
Jan 22nd 2015
98
      nigga in his 40s keepin rotations 10 deep prolly passed 500 decades ago
Jan 21st 2015
82
the std issue is real though
Jan 22nd 2015
99
i refuse to believe this man has never got burned
Jan 22nd 2015
100
i think luck is a real thing like an RPG character stat
Jan 22nd 2015
101
I hear ya Ric. But it's how someone says that sh*t
Jan 22nd 2015
102
      this is wack. who are you threatening?
Jan 22nd 2015
105
           Haven't threaten anyone. That would be a waste of energy
Jan 22nd 2015
108
i guess i should have asked where is you ex-wife to be now? is she
Jan 22nd 2015
107
Her own place, living her life. We still friends.
Jan 22nd 2015
109

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