because 7 resale prices about to drop and that bodes well for future plans.

also, because wireless charging is going to be more widely adopted AND it's the Qi standard, which is used widely among those currently wirelessly charging. So thank you Apple, for not fucking everyone in the goat ass on that point.

iOS11 also coming out next year so I'm glad to see that.

also glad to see 32GB get the boot real quick. if you don't allow microSD, less than 64 at this point = bullshit (hello, Pixel). hated that they hung on to 16GB phones one year longer than they needed to.

iPhone X (I like calling it by the letter, because it sounds cooler) looks cool, jokes about the visor be damned. I want to try the gestures in real time.

but cmon. 1 stack for Animated Poo and Unlocking Courage. I gotta LOL.