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If Shohei Played x he'd be Y and Z: |
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Jun 28th 2023 | 1
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) If Shohei played basketball |
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Jun 28th 2023 | 2
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All the wild Shohei Stats and facts here: |
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Jun 28th 2023 | 3
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) SPEED! |
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Jun 28th 2023 | 6
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![](./images/middle_mesg_level.gif) ![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) Speed Part ; let this marinate |
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Jun 29th 2023 | 27
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) Would last night be the best game of his career so far?: |
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Jun 28th 2023 | 8
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) This is so fun, 2 stats for the price of 1 |
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Jun 28th 2023 | 18
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All Shohei highlights will go here: |
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Jun 28th 2023 | 4
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) How the fuck!? |
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Jun 28th 2023 | 9
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) Look at this stuff: |
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Jun 28th 2023 | 10
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) Don't you love Shohei overlay highlights? (now known as Shoverlays) |
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Jun 28th 2023 | 16
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All Shohei Awesomeness and Wholesomeness here: |
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Jun 28th 2023 | 5
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) Making teamates feel good |
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Jun 28th 2023 | 7
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) So dang cute |
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Jun 28th 2023 | 19
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) Ohtani making fun of Rendon for grabbing that fan’s collar |
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Jun 28th 2023 | 21
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![](./images/middle_mesg_level.gif) ![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) lol an early season classic |
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Jun 29th 2023 | 25
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) Messing with Teamates |
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Jun 29th 2023 | 26
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) Lmaooooo |
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Jun 29th 2023 | 30
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1 tool Judge wishes |
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Jun 28th 2023 | 11
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Who doesn’t love him? |
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Jun 28th 2023 | 12
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) You. You’re a hater for even asking this question. |
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Jun 28th 2023 | 14
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) LOL |
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Jun 28th 2023 | 17
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) RE: You. You’re a hater for even asking this question. |
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Jun 28th 2023 | 20
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haha let your nuts hang shawn |
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Jun 28th 2023 | 13
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) Oh I will. |
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Jun 28th 2023 | 15
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) Lmao |
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Jun 28th 2023 | 22
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) Manny Pacquiao? I feel you tho nm |
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Jun 28th 2023 | 24
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) Floyd was always better. Nobody is better than Shohei |
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Jun 29th 2023 | 28
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Him and Elly De La Cruz are the only reason I only remotely pay attentio... |
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Jun 28th 2023 | 23
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Ohtani hits #29 (14th in June)where judge ended the June last yr |
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Jun 29th 2023 | 29
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Old Hot takes from his first months in the mlb: |
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Jun 30th 2023 | 31
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#30 by end of June |
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Jun 30th 2023 | 32
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) Oh and it was 493 LMAO |
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Jun 30th 2023 | 33
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where's he playing next year? |
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Jul 01st 2023 | 34
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) atlanta! |
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Jul 01st 2023 | 35
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) RE: atlanta! |
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Jul 01st 2023 | 36
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) queens! |
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Jul 02nd 2023 | 38
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leads MLB in HR, RBI, SLG%, OPS/OPS+, XBH, Total Bases, ISO, wOBA, wRC+ |
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Jul 01st 2023 | 37
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) Unless you play on Rookie mode you can't even do this in The Show LOL |
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Jul 06th 2023 | 41
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How much does he get next year? 8 years, 750 million? |
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Jul 04th 2023 | 39
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) I was wondering if he’s gonna be the first MLB player to get a billio... |
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Jul 04th 2023 | 40
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) you'd have to think someone will overpay, he's 29, realistically... |
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Jul 06th 2023 | 42
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![](./images/middle_mesg_level.gif) ![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) Asians age different b |
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Jul 07th 2023 | 44
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) For at least a year there's been talk out here that the Giants... |
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Jul 07th 2023 | 43
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Best athlete in the world |
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Jul 08th 2023 | 45
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i'll root for him next year when he's in a Mariners uniform. |
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Jul 08th 2023 | 46
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LOL this is new: Doubleheader |
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Jul 27th 2023 | 47
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) And now add a solo shot to that. |
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Jul 27th 2023 | 48
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Shohei Double Triple Crown Watch 👀 (Tweet) |
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Jul 29th 2023 | 49
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First to 40 Hrs, now hitting .310 |
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Aug 04th 2023 | 50
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) Lol this is how sad he was last night after the slam |
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Aug 04th 2023 | 51
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![](./images/middle_mesg_level.gif) ![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) when he's on the Mariners next season that'll be a happy face. |
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Aug 04th 2023 | 52
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) I think the Dodgers or Yankees will cut the check |
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Aug 04th 2023 | 53
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) Tungsten Arm O'Doyle strikes again |
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Aug 08th 2023 | 55
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its like a God came down from the heavens and it playing with mortals |
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Aug 06th 2023 | 54
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Damn, Toronto! |
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Dec 08th 2023 | 56
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) they say it may not be official yet |
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Dec 08th 2023 | 57
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Dodgers...10/700!!!! LOL. |
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Dec 09th 2023 | 58
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) Damn, what. 24 hours |
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Dec 09th 2023 | 59
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![](./images/middle_mesg_level.gif) ![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) I was JUST listening to a podcast saying he was upset... |
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Dec 09th 2023 | 60
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) Lol |
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Dec 09th 2023 | 61
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) I got a lot of disagreements that $700 million can solve |
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Dec 09th 2023 | 62
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) Lol, facts...squashing all the beef |
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Dec 09th 2023 | 63
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) Now that they got him, not signing Seager and Trae Turner… |
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Dec 09th 2023 | 64
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) As a friend said, they’re paying him to be the best two players in bas... |
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Dec 09th 2023 | 65
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![](./images/middle_mesg_level.gif) ![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) But he won’t pitch until 2025 right? |
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Dec 10th 2023 | 66
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) Yea at least. I wonder if he could what the contract wouldve been |
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Dec 10th 2023 | 67
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) interested to see the final structure |
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Dec 10th 2023 | 68
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![](./images/middle_mesg_level.gif) ![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) so, with that context, it IS sort of a discount for the Dodgers.... |
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Dec 10th 2023 | 69
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) obviously you go for a generational talent |
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Dec 10th 2023 | 70
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) You called it |
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Dec 12th 2023 | 72
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Deferring $680 mill until 2034 to 2043 |
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Dec 11th 2023 | 71
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) It's obviously a loud number but it's a loud player |
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Dec 12th 2023 | 73
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![](./images/middle_mesg_level.gif) ![](./images/mesg_level.gif) Chris Davis is still the highest paid Oriole |
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Dec 13th 2023 | 76
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![](./images/middle_mesg_level.gif) ![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) but its the scale of the deferment that shocks me. 98% |
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Dec 13th 2023 | 77
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) same |
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Dec 13th 2023 | 78
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) Ohtani really wants to win |
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Dec 13th 2023 | 79
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) I know nothing about baseball economics but think two things |
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Dec 12th 2023 | 74
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![](./images/middle_mesg_level.gif) ![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) on 2, yes |
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Dec 12th 2023 | 75
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) Note of context |
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Dec 13th 2023 | 80
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) Freeman and Betts both do |
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Dec 13th 2023 | 81
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Glasnow! |
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Dec 14th 2023 | 82
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) AND Manuel Margo....FUCK, bro! |
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Dec 14th 2023 | 83
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) 😔 |
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Dec 14th 2023 | 84
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) I feel like this one is a bit “jury is out” |
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Dec 15th 2023 | 85
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They fucking got Yamamoto, LOL!!!! 12/325 |
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Dec 21st 2023 | 86
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) Did Mr.Burns buy the Dodgers? They putting together The Springfield Nine |
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Dec 21st 2023 | 87
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) He got all his dough up front lol |
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Dec 22nd 2023 | 88
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rest of the owners are going to come up with some amortization rules |
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Dec 22nd 2023 | 89
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1-0 in the weird regular season/preseason |
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Mar 20th 2024 | 90
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) wait what the hell? they played a game already |
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Mar 20th 2024 | 91
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) RE: wait what the hell? they played a game already |
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Mar 20th 2024 | 92
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) 2nd or 3rd year at least theyve been doing this |
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Mar 20th 2024 | 93
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![](./images/middle_mesg_level.gif) ![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) Yeah they’ve opened up the season overseas a few times |
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Mar 21st 2024 | 98
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) Lololol there's gotta be a better way |
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Mar 24th 2024 | 105
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Ippei, why?! |
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Mar 20th 2024 | 94
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) Whole story is strange |
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Mar 21st 2024 | 95
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![](./images/middle_mesg_level.gif) ![](./images/mesg_level.gif) I wouldn't just assume he had nothing to do with it |
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Mar 21st 2024 | 96
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![](./images/middle_mesg_level.gif) ![](./images/middle_mesg_level.gif) ![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) True |
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Mar 21st 2024 | 97
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![](./images/middle_mesg_level.gif) ![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) Shohei is the gambler. |
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Mar 21st 2024 | 99
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) The $4.5mm line of credit kinda makes it conclusive. |
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Mar 22nd 2024 | 100
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![](./images/middle_mesg_level.gif) ![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) is this something y'all heard on youtube or the radio? |
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Mar 26th 2024 | 108
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) Agreed, and I don’t care either |
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Mar 22nd 2024 | 101
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![](./images/middle_mesg_level.gif) ![](./images/mesg_level.gif) depends on who he's gambling with |
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Mar 22nd 2024 | 102
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![](./images/middle_mesg_level.gif) ![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) I say all GOATs should be allowed to gamble |
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Mar 26th 2024 | 110
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) Say it ain't so, Sho! |
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Mar 26th 2024 | 107
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) Say it ain't Sho! |
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Mar 26th 2024 | 113
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) MLB Officially opens an investigation |
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Mar 22nd 2024 | 103
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) From what I’ve read so far he isn’t the gambler |
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Mar 23rd 2024 | 104
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![](./images/middle_mesg_level.gif) ![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) lol c'mon, it's Shohei |
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Mar 24th 2024 | 106
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) the "c'mon it's shohei" argument is a stupid one for a couple of reasons |
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Mar 26th 2024 | 109
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![](./images/middle_mesg_level.gif) ![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) its organized crime |
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Mar 26th 2024 | 111
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) I did not say it's evidence of anything |
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Mar 26th 2024 | 112
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) they love gambling |
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Mar 26th 2024 | 114
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) I think that if shohei wanted to gamble |
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Mar 26th 2024 | 116
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) gamblers like to gamble |
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Mar 26th 2024 | 118
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) I have a tough time believing that the deferred money guy is a gambler |
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Mar 26th 2024 | 119
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) in languages that they fuckin speak |
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Mar 27th 2024 | 120
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) no other people who speak Japanese in Cali? |
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Mar 27th 2024 | 122
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) I assume there is but this dude doesn't run it is my point |
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Mar 27th 2024 | 124
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) Good. Fuck the Dodgers. |
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Mar 26th 2024 | 117
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I assume everyone's seen these bits by now |
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Mar 26th 2024 | 115
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) Him and Santos need to run on a ticket as a 3rd party with those resumes |
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Mar 27th 2024 | 121
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![](./images/middle_mesg_level.gif) ![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) LOL |
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Mar 27th 2024 | 128
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) interpreters and sign language folk stay scheming |
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Mar 27th 2024 | 123
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) somebody said next thing we'll find out is dude doesn't speak japanese |
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Mar 27th 2024 | 125
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![](./images/middle_mesg_level.gif) ![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) Sho on that Jackie Chan. He knows english |
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Mar 27th 2024 | 127
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) that's how Yao was, he just let his interpreter handle conversations |
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Mar 28th 2024 | 129
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) Ichiro too. |
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Mar 28th 2024 | 130
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) which is one reason why I, as a Mariners fan, hate Ichiro. |
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Mar 28th 2024 | 131
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) cause he prefers to speak his native tongue? |
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Mar 28th 2024 | 132
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) lol |
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Mar 27th 2024 | 126
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) Oh my god i forgot about the fake sign language lady. LOL |
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Mar 30th 2024 | 133
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) I think about that story like twice a year |
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Mar 30th 2024 | 134
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) yoooo, I didn't even remember |
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Mar 31st 2024 | 135
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) RE: Oh my god i forgot about the fake sign language lady. LOL |
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May 07th 2024 | 142
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Ohtani cleared of any wrongdoing. Ippei negotiating a guilty plea. |
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Apr 10th 2024 | 136
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) I don't understand how people |
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Apr 10th 2024 | 137
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the 37 page complaint against mizuhara |
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Apr 11th 2024 | 138
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) there's just no way you can concoct a scenario |
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Apr 11th 2024 | 139
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We haven’t talked in awhile |
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May 07th 2024 | 140
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) The sound on the one he hit last night was crazy |
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May 07th 2024 | 141
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) I saw somebody point out some crazy BABIP stat the other day |
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May 10th 2024 | 143
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) Playing like he took the +950 MVP odds |
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May 12th 2024 | 144
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![](./images/middle_mesg_level.gif) ![](./images/mesg_level.gif) Lollll |
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May 12th 2024 | 145
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![](./images/middle_mesg_level.gif) ![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) lolllll |
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May 15th 2024 | 147
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![](./images/mesg_level.gif) apparently tearing his UCL made him an even better hitter |
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May 14th 2024 | 146
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![](./images/middle_mesg_level.gif) ![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) and is now leading MLB in batting average and NL in HR |
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May 15th 2024 | 149
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) is it possible all the gambling was holding him back? |
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May 15th 2024 | 148
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![](./images/last_mesg_level.gif) Well he did say that his early season struggles |
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May 15th 2024 | 150
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He said afterwards he was sad it didn’t go into the water |
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May 15th 2024 | 151
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Wholesome Ohtani content |
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May 23rd 2024 | 152
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