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Hoping for the Bengals to get it done , I want a Bengals Eagles Super Bowl
>*The following contains strong language, which may not be
>suitable for all audiences. Reader discretion is advised*
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>First off, let me be abundantly clear...FUCK THE GIANTS! I
>hate them. Out of all the teams in the NFC East (and I
>dislike them all, obviously)...I genuinely hate the Giants.
>Always have. Y.A. Tittle...never saw you play, but fuck you,
>Sir. Frank Gifford...fuck you, Buddy. Pepper Johnson...you
>ain't special...fuck you. Eli's face, Brandon Jacob's bean
>head, Ahmad Bradshaw's weak-ass TD celebration, Plaxico's leg,
>Otis Anderson's shitty afro, Mark Bavaro...ol Joanie Loves
>Chachi looking ass, Prince Amukamara's lack of ball
>skills...fuck em all!!!
>
>That said...Brian Daboll, man. Repeat this to yourself,
>slowly: The Giants have a REAL chance to advance the NFC
>Championship Game. WHAT??? LOL. I flashback to that Joe
>Judge press conference, where he was just wildin and rambling
>about assorted bullshit...and then a hero comes along (c),
>looking like he runs a swimming pool supply business and fixes
>everything. Turned Daniel Jones from a fumble-happy goofball
>to Damn Daniel!!!...with no actual receiving threats. I mean,
>Kenny Golladay is SO fucking bad, lol (602 yards and 1 TD...I
>mean, I get inflation, but 72 million doesn't buy you what it
>used to). It's just Brian, Daniel, Saquon and some dudes they
>picked up at Lifetime Fitness. But, here they are...eight
>quarters from the Super Bowl. If that ain't ashy to classy, I
>dunno what is.
>
>Welp...on to the games, gents:
>
>Saturday:
>
>3:30 pm Central no
>Jags @ Chiefs (Trevor Lawrence is gonna fight? Trevor Lawrence
>is gonna fight!!!. We've witnessed some wild moments,
>together, over the years in OKS. What we saw last Saturday
>night ranks right up there with the wildest. Now, The Fresh
>Prince of Duvall must travel to Kansas City...home of Arthur
>Bryant's BBQ...and do what no one believes he can)
>
>7:15 pm Central
>Giants @ Eagles (Gonna be tough if the head eagle has a hurt
>wing)
>
>Sunday:
>
>2:00 pm Central
>Bengals @ Bills (Man...the last time these two teams met, we
>saw something that we LITERALLY have never seen before. I
>dunno what to make of this game. I hate when we use the
>phrase..."____ is a winner"...but, I feel like Joe Burrow is
>just a winner. The Bills looked shaky like Wendy Williams
>when she fainted on her show...and that was against a dude
>named Skylar. They better get their shit together, or Bills
>Mafia will be throwing the dildos at THEM.
>
>5:30 pm Central
>Cowboys @ Niners (What fucking year is it???? *puts on 1/2
>zip Cowboy's Starter pullover, baggy Guess jeans and Lugz* As
>with all big Cowboys games, I go in erroring on the side of
>extreme humility. I can't front though, Monday night felt
>good...it felt real good. When they went for it on 4th and
>short and Dak threw the TD to a wide open CeeDee Lamb, I
>said:
>https://tenor.com/view/nodding-yes-approve-approval-i-approve-gif-6191609
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I wanna go to where the martyrs went
the brown figures on the walls of my apart-a-ment...
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