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Dstl1
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"Imagine fighting Mike Tyson...."


          

now, imagine fighting Mike Tyson, AFTER he's already broken your jaw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFpYU43QU4c

when I threw the rifle in the river,
it looked like Bol Bol was diving in the river - Action Bronson

  

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"he punches like a fucking mule kick!!!"
Apr 16th 2021
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Imagine being The Lox, all together, and Mike tells Eve
Apr 16th 2021
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! We gotta poke Mike!!!
Apr 16th 2021
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thats pretty good lol
Apr 16th 2021
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Louch's incredulousness always cracks me up.
Apr 16th 2021
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Classic shit
Apr 16th 2021
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"Ruddock's resilience would never be the same"
Apr 17th 2021
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Yep, 100% that’s why I’ll never complain about an early stop
Apr 17th 2021
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      I get concerned when I hear Mike speaking these days
Apr 17th 2021
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           dude, for real...
Apr 17th 2021
10
           RE: dude, for real...
Apr 19th 2021
12
           I think it's the drugs for Mike
Apr 19th 2021
11
                that tracks
Apr 19th 2021
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Dstl1
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1. ""he punches like a fucking mule kick!!!""
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when I threw the rifle in the river,
it looked like Bol Bol was diving in the river - Action Bronson

  

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Cold Truth
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2. "Imagine being The Lox, all together, and Mike tells Eve"
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Fri Apr-16-21 04:13 PM by Cold Truth

  

          

That he's going to fuck the shit out of her

Imagine you also have a couple friends with you.

Imagine Mike is all by himself, and seriously outnumbered.

Then imagine you, your two fellow Lox members,and your three friends still having to hold a literal huddle to try to gameplan how to deal with him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ7rw__WcHI

This is the best story to come out of Drink Champs IMO

Though, Ja Rule had a crazy ass tour bus story

  

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Dstl1
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3. "LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! We gotta poke Mike!!!"
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when I threw the rifle in the river,
it looked like Bol Bol was diving in the river - Action Bronson

  

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BrooklynWHAT
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Fri Apr-16-21 04:46 PM

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4. "thats pretty good lol"
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<--- Big Baller World Order

  

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mrhood75
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5. "Louch's incredulousness always cracks me up."
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Like, "Y'all really thought I was gonna take a punch from that motherfucka?!?!?!"

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6. "Classic shit"
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<---
Fuck a sig, my presence is enough.

  

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Boogie Stimuli
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Sat Apr-17-21 10:23 AM

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7. ""Ruddock's resilience would never be the same""
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Sat Apr-17-21 10:23 AM by Boogie Stimuli

          

He once said his body was never the same after going 19 rounds with Mike Tyson.
Just makes me think of something Andre Ward said... that there are no "moral victories" in boxing. The fans love you for "being a warrior" and taking unnecessary punishment. It's entertaining. But it does nothing for you in the long run, neither for your career nor your health. Respect to him to fighting on with a broken jaw, but respect doesn't win a title or bring you back from the state that the great Gerald McClellan is in.

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8. "Yep, 100% that’s why I’ll never complain about an early stop"
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And think it’s kinda disgusting when announcers whine for way too long when there is an possible early stoppage


>He once said his body was never the same after going 19
>rounds with Mike Tyson.
>Just makes me think of something Andre Ward said... that there
>are no "moral victories" in boxing. The fans love you for
>"being a warrior" and taking unnecessary punishment. It's
>entertaining. But it does nothing for you in the long run,
>neither for your career nor your health. Respect to him to
>fighting on with a broken jaw, but respect doesn't win a title
>or bring you back from the state that the great Gerald
>McClellan is in.

  

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guru0509
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9. "I get concerned when I hear Mike speaking these days"
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This is a dude who used to speak so sharply and curtly with intent behind every single word he used...now he slurs his words and talks so slow and trails off at times....is that him being stupid high on weed and shrooms? or is he that punch drunk?

its alarming, to me anyway. thats why i was dead set against that bullshit with RJJ

>And think it’s kinda disgusting when announcers whine for
>way too long when there is an possible early stoppage
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>>He once said his body was never the same after going 19
>>rounds with Mike Tyson.
>>Just makes me think of something Andre Ward said... that
>there
>>are no "moral victories" in boxing. The fans love you for
>>"being a warrior" and taking unnecessary punishment. It's
>>entertaining. But it does nothing for you in the long run,
>>neither for your career nor your health. Respect to him to
>>fighting on with a broken jaw, but respect doesn't win a
>title
>>or bring you back from the state that the great Gerald
>>McClellan is in.
>

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I wanna go to where the martyrs went
the brown figures on the walls of my apart-a-ment...

  

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Dstl1
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10. "dude, for real..."
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Sat Apr-17-21 12:35 PM by Dstl1

          

watch this, right here. Almost brings a tear to my eye. It's exactly what you are talking about.
https://youtu.be/kknVfOJZ1w0?t=2456

when I threw the rifle in the river,
it looked like Bol Bol was diving in the river - Action Bronson

  

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ThaTruth
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12. "RE: dude, for real..."
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>watch this, right here. Almost brings a tear to my eye.
>It's exactly what you are talking about.
>https://youtu.be/kknVfOJZ1w0?t=2456

most retired fighters sound slowed but Mike doesn't sound too bad here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD17KCvWo-U

the Bobby Brown-Buster Douglas story is hilarious

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Boogie Stimuli
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11. "I think it's the drugs for Mike"
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He was still very sharp post-career. On his show, he's usually smoking before or even during the show. You can tell he's just in another galaxy sometimes. Show could easily be called Smoke Champs.

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Mon Apr-19-21 10:08 AM

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13. "that tracks"
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hed *have* to be stoned to participate in AEW's nonsense

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

  

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