7. "Oof - he's been in the United States for more than a decade" In response to Reply # 0
International free agent when he was seventeen, and then sent straight to fucking West Florida for the early minors. Only way he doesn't know what this means is if he's extraordinarily stupid, which I suppose is possible but not really the vibe I got from him.
Byron Buxton and Eddie Rosario have both proven to be pretty good dudes. Time to start wrangling their teammate.
"Walleye, a lot of things are going to go wrong in your life that technically aren't your fault. Always remember that this doesn't make you any less of an idiot"