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Subject: ""Joakim Noah can't hit his ass with both hands. ... That boy sucks."" Previous topic | Next topic
mrhood75
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""Joakim Noah can't hit his ass with both hands. ... That boy sucks.""


  

          

Kenyon Martin talking extremely greasy. He adds that he'll play him for Noah for his contract right now.

Noah came up as part of a conversation about Phil Jackson and his questionable GMing.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2717998-kenyon-martin-on-joakim-noah-that-boy-sucksill-play-him-for-his-contract

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KMart was even worst his last few yrs in the NBA than Noah was last year
Jun 26th 2017
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peak Noah > peak Kenyon.....they're both washed now
Jun 26th 2017
2
I say at their peaks it's a wash, but Kenyon
Jun 26th 2017
3
Noah's contract is pretty bad, it was obvious he was washed those last.....
Jun 26th 2017
4
Pretty bad? It's the worst contract in the NBA bar none.
Jun 26th 2017
6
      Parsons' is worse
Jun 27th 2017
11
           Ooooooof. Damn. Didn't even realize. Wow. What a disaster.
Jun 27th 2017
12
                Parsons was classic NBA BS
Jun 27th 2017
14
Kenyon Martin was way better in his prime than Noah
Jun 26th 2017
5
Noah's 2014 takes a massive shit on KMart's whole career
Jun 26th 2017
7
Yeah I dont know about that.
Jun 26th 2017
8
thats a pretty decent nba resume..plus hes well over 1 fppm...lol
Jun 27th 2017
17
noah better, he played at an all nba level for about 3 years
Jun 26th 2017
9
^^^^, K-Mart is that dumbass that's gonna exaggerate his own importance
Jun 26th 2017
10
      You have muscles and jump high but get 7 rebs? FOH
Jun 27th 2017
15
or nah-nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah-nah, hey-eyyyyyy, or nahhhhhhhhhh
Jun 27th 2017
13
FOH
Jun 27th 2017
16
you repping the whole state of ohio now?
Jun 27th 2017
18
LOL I was a Bearcats fan way before the Buckeyes
Jun 27th 2017
20
*spit take*
Jun 27th 2017
19

40thStreetBlack
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1. "KMart was even worst his last few yrs in the NBA than Noah was last year"
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DJR
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Mon Jun-26-17 05:43 PM

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2. "peak Noah > peak Kenyon.....they're both washed now"
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Kenyon is predictably a pretty annoying post career personality.

  

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3. "I say at their peaks it's a wash, but Kenyon"
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was the #1 pick so he's more of a buster.


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4. "Noah's contract is pretty bad, it was obvious he was washed those last....."
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couple of years in Chicago giving him a 4 year $70mil deal was ridiculous

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Ryan M
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Mon Jun-26-17 07:49 PM

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6. "Pretty bad? It's the worst contract in the NBA bar none."
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Luol Deng is next...but he's at least somewhat serviceable for now.

The dude played 46 games and had 5 points, 9 rebounds, and 2 assists - and shot 43% from the FT line.

Luol played 56 games and had 7.6 points, 5.3 rebounds, 1.3 assists and shot pretty fucking poorly but he's at least there as a mentor...who's Noah mentoring? Porzingis?

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11. "Parsons' is worse"
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Ryan M
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12. "Ooooooof. Damn. Didn't even realize. Wow. What a disaster. "
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Yep that is bar none the worst one.

94 mil for 6/3/1 in 36 games lol what a disaster.

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14. "Parsons was classic NBA BS"
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Team overpays him, regrets it, another team proceed to give him an even better contract when he's older and been banged up. nba owners made jim harden at the skrip club look judicious.

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5. "Kenyon Martin was way better in his prime than Noah "
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7. "Noah's 2014 takes a massive shit on KMart's whole career"
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He was a legit, deserving MVP candidate who led a team into the playoffs as its best player (and of course had several other very good years). Martin's career in summation: pretty good at catching Jason Kidd lobs, mediocre contributor everywhere else.

  

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Ryan M
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8. "Yeah I dont know about that."
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KMart probably trades his career for Joakim's easily.

KMart - 1x All Star, 2x finals appearances

Noah - 2x All Star, DPOY, 1x All NBA 1st, 2x 1st Team Defense, 1x 2nd Team Defense, 0 finals appearances

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17. "thats a pretty decent nba resume..plus hes well over 1 fppm...lol"
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9. "noah better, he played at an all nba level for about 3 years"
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and was good until the injuries kept piling up

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10. "^^^^, K-Mart is that dumbass that's gonna exaggerate his own importance "
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Like the league was just so good when he was at his peak, and that's when real men played and all that bullshit. FOH. He was basic.

  

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15. "You have muscles and jump high but get 7 rebs? FOH"
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13. "or nah-nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah-nah, hey-eyyyyyy, or nahhhhhhhhhh"
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And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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16. "FOH"
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18. "you repping the whole state of ohio now?"
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>#Beatcats #Thuggins

LOL

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20. "LOL I was a Bearcats fan way before the Buckeyes "
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Every kid in middle school had the red and black Cincinnati shorts.

Steve Logan, Kenny Satterfield, Melvin Levitt, etc

>>#Beatcats #Thuggins
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19. "*spit take*"
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