This is from Rant Sports. It's kind of irritating having to scroll through each state (I wish it was a simple list) but interesting for a time-waster. Some of the choices are questionable IMHO (Joe Montana over Wilt Chamberlain??) and the list is two years old, but *shrug*
____ Some will tell you that they love you but they've got an ulterior motive - Oh what a shame They will tell you that they need you but they've got an ulterior motive - Personal gain