Guacamole tonight, y'all. Tomatoes in it. Which one of y'all
said that tomatoes in Guac is embarrassing/unethical? Why again?
Honest question, its not too late to audible.

Oh, and lemon and not lime. Difference?

So yea-

Gay uncle might be the best athlete ever.


As in, any sport, any era, ever.


Y'all realize that, right?

Nah, not definitive.

But its a serious conversation. As in, get another drink,
this conversation gonna go pretty long. There will be a final
answer (which might not be Rivera), but your meatloaf will be
cold if you don't re-make them dinner plans.

Just letting you know, because things tend to show up on
my radar faster than they do yours and I'm willing to discuss
issues, high stakes issues, with an honesty and integrity that
most of you aren't accustomed to.

my buddy pointed it out to me that Mariano's been at it so long, that he's the only player wearing 42. he's grandfathered in from when they retired his number all across baseball.

<--- Big Baller World Order

Where most players play both, and you only play one, you can't be considered the best.

http://clydefrazierapproves.com/
http://stylepoints.tumblr.com/

"Like 4 out of 5 things you say on OKP offend me." -FireBrand

I love them as much as the next person, but naaah...


and no white onions either. purple all day.


i like lime and lemon. i dont mind using both...

no comment on The Closer

>Guacamole tonight, y'all. Tomatoes in it. Which one of y'all
>said that tomatoes in Guac is embarrassing/unethical? Why
>again?
>Honest question, its not too late to audible.
>
>Oh, and Lemon and not lime. Difference?
>
>So yea-
>
>Gay uncle might be the best athlete ever.
>
>
>As in, any sport, any era, ever.
>
>
>Y'all realize that, right?
>
>Nah, not definitive.
>
>But its a serious conversation. As in, get another drink,
>this conversation gonna go pretty long. There will be a final
>answer (which might not be Rivera), but your meatloaf will be
>
>cold if you don't re-make them dinner plans.
>
>Just letting you know, because things tend to show up on
>my radar faster than they do yours and I'm willing to discuss
>issues, high stakes issues, with an honesty and integrity
>that
>most of you aren't accustomed to.
>

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I wanna go to where the martyrs went
the brown figures on the walls of my apart-a-ment...

You probably spend money on:

- internet
- NBA League pass
- Your fixie
- rent
- craft beers
- the farmer's market for the GOOD groceries

Tell me I'm wrong


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http://clydefrazierapproves.com/
http://stylepoints.tumblr.com/

"Like 4 out of 5 things you say on OKP offend me." -FireBrand

i do indeed spend money on rent

>
>You probably spend money on:
>
>- internet
>- NBA League pass
>- Your fixie
>- rent
>- craft beers
>- the farmer's market for the GOOD groceries
>
>Tell me I'm wrong
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>"I ORBITs the solar system, listenin..."
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http://tinyurl.com/pjbtkcc

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not what i expected

>not what i expected

What kind of woman are we describing?

Guy A: "Bro, bro. She was a FIXIE"

Guy B: "Woooord!?!?!? Oohh shiitt!!"


Eh, dunno about that.


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they might describe a dude they were trying to teach to dress, improve manners, make listen to them, get his teeth fixed, get a new job, etc as a 'fixie'.

To us it's probably either there or not, whether it be a relationship or a one-nighter, we have no real time/inclination to try to tinker with em.

could prob apply to either gender

at least that was my best crack at it as im not up on hipster bike culture

Guys talk about "fixer" females

Girls talk about "fix(i)ee" guys

I can dig that

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carmelo anthony is an athlete

lebron james is an athlete

Kobe is a life coach

Mo is more than that

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I wanna go to where the martyrs went
the brown figures on the walls of my apart-a-ment...

We will never appreciate his greatness enough.

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no limits on the other ingredients, though. chopped bacon can be good. smoked jalapenos. cotija.

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>no limits on the other ingredients, though. chopped bacon can
>be good. smoked jalapenos. cotija.


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back when it was cool

You still my boy though

Gimme a shug

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http://i.imgur.com/vPqCzVU.jpg

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

if you can't tell the difference between lime and lemon...your papilla is just fucked up.

Diced onions, chopped tomato, lime juice, avocado,cilantro, garlic salt, and pepper

November 8th, 2005 The greatest night in the history of GD!

no jalapeños?

when I make guacamole I usually make a salsa or two with it. No use in making both spicy.

Also if you arent seasoning your guac with salt and pepper you are doing it wrong. So garlic salt gives a little bit of garlic flavor with out having to accidentally bite into raw garlic once in a while.

November 8th, 2005 The greatest night in the history of GD!

fresher garlicky taste, no biting in raw garlic feel
admittedly more time consuming, though

fuck that

November 8th, 2005 The greatest night in the history of GD!

I break down my garlic B

How else do you do it?

Garlic powder?

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or garlic salt instead of salt

not gonna say I never resort to that, because chopping garlic small enough that it gives flavor without the overwhelming taste of chewing on a big chunk is a pain in the ass, but most of the times I take the time to do it. Same for vinaigrettes, too.

yeah dicing garlic isnt enough if you are going raw IMO. All it takes is getting that one piece of garlic and your taste buds are fucked for the next 10 minutes. So slicing super thin makes sense.

November 8th, 2005 The greatest night in the history of GD!

start with a rough dice, then pour a little oil (olive, or neutral if you care) and kosher salt on top. spread it out with the flat part of your knife and then go back to dicing -- it'll get really fine, really quick.

oh and make sure you remove the germ beforehand.

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I'm very disappointed in how effeminate you are
up in here

Don't care about your sexual preference

I'm not happy with how emo your guacamole skills are

Seriously

btw I bought some garlic salt

STILL diced some garlics up too


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explain how rivera is a better athlete than Jackie Robinson

Robinson in college excelled in four sports (baseball, basketball, football and track), won a tennis title at 17 and played baseball professionally for nine years

for grins...

That would be Jim Brown

But to answer your question: Mariano is better at his
job than Jackie was at his job and that's obviously
saying nothing bad about Jackie, who was a god

Mariano is better than a god, though

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>That would be Jim Brown

pulling out jim brown was a bigger gun than needed

>But to answer your question: Mariano is better at his
>job than Jackie was at his job and that's obviously
>saying nothing bad about Jackie, who was a god

quantify that for me

but stretching your logic (better@job==better athlete) and using the example you gave how is he a better athlete than Carl Lewis?

Fuck is wrong with your posting

As to your point, Carl Lewis is in the discussion.

He wasn't as dominant as long as Mariano, though

But he's absolutely in the discussion

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chamberlain and jim brown would be on my list, carl lewis, jjk, etc.

rivera i think deserves another distinction and that is the guy who is most clearly the best at his role and/or position. someone will come along who's faster than usain bolt, but there's nothing saying someone will come along better than rivera at closing games.

jordan has oscar, the elite centers have one another, gretzky has mario, etc. i'd look at rivera as a closer and perhaps bobby orr as a defenseman as the guys that are clearly the best at their spot all time.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

>chamberlain and jim brown would be on my list, carl lewis,
>jjk, etc.
>
>rivera i think deserves another distinction and that is the
>guy who is most clearly the best at his role and/or position.
>someone will come along who's faster than usain bolt, but
>there's nothing saying someone will come along better than
>rivera at closing games.
>
>jordan has oscar, the elite centers have one another, gretzky
>has mario, etc. i'd look at rivera as a closer and perhaps
>bobby orr as a defenseman as the guys that are clearly the
>best at their spot all time.


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I mean, it's not fair. He only had to play against white guys! (c) My friend's brother, the aspiring stand-up comedian.

*Jews you*

"this is okp tho, reading is completely optional" (c) desus

Proceed with caution. I am overtly racist.

<-- In Pigpen we trust

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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Occupy Big Government..

Fannie, Freddie dole out big bonuses
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Defense, Offense, Special Teams...AND baseball...


Best athlete


Honorale mention

Dave Winfield
Lebron James
and whoever is the Olympic record holder in the decathlon.

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Dre makes no apologies for his own eccentricities. “I was young, and searching, trying to find myself,” he says. “Never did.”-- Andre B

Athlete? lol

Steady Plexin'

he's a closing pitcher & by definition does not do or play enough to even be considered

great athelete tho, i wont let my NYY hate blind me to that

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>he's a closing pitcher & by definition does not do or play
>enough to even be considered

No, actually, there is no definition of what can be considered

You're just making shit up, which is fine, but I'm gonna tell you
that you're just making shit up

>great athelete tho, i wont let my NYY hate blind me to that


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dude only does one thing well for 9 games worth of innings a year with the most expensive lineup covering his backside. 0 complete games to his name with 4 plate appearances, 0 hits, 0 stolen bases.

Steady Plexin'

>dude only does one thing well for 9 games worth of innings a
>year with the most expensive lineup covering his backside.

By definition, a most expensive lineup covering his backside
has nothing to do with closing a game.

If you said "best defense" that'd be something different, but
the Yankees defense is rarely elite

>complete games to his name with 4 plate appearances, 0 hits, 0
>stolen bases.

You mean, take the ball in the most contentious, pressure inducing
situations, over and over and over again, and succeed.

And go from best ever to ungodly in the postseason when it counts.

There's a reason nobody is as good. Because closing is fucking hard.

And there's a reason baseball writers are saying that he'll be the first
unanimous first ballot selection to the Hall of Fame in the history of the
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is actually played

this guy is great but BY DEFINITION participates in, at the most (barring a few games), 1/18th of the entire game

ur idea is dumb

and unoriginal

and wrong

very wrong

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whenever you did these things to the least of my brothers you did them to me

And I"m going to need a little less Sonic the Hedgehog

>is actually played
>
>this guy is great but BY DEFINITION participates in, at the
>most (barring a few games), 1/18th of the entire game

He, by definition is the last person to throw a pitch most of time
he pitches.

He, by definition, is one of the reasons the Yankees are a
successful franchise.

>ur idea is dumb
>
>and unoriginal
>
>and wrong
>
>very wrong

Nah, I'm putting the heat on, man. I'm pushing the envelope
and am proud of the man I'm developed into. Its taken hard
work...and I'm still pushing!! But it feels good to be alive, bro


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>He, by definition, is one of the reasons the Yankees are a
>successful franchise.
>

"one of the" reasons

as opposed to Michael Jordan

who is "THE" reason

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