I ain't bragged on the kid in a sec, so this just a refresher course in cysage


Handle/Creativity/Poise/Vision/Mad-Making/Clutchness

http://xosports.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/isaiah.jpg


Finishing Ability/Impossible Angles/Spinning off glass

Zeke and

http://iama.slideshowpro.com/albums/011/928/album-249716/lg/88767726.jpg


Shooting

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/800/800/248226_display_image.jpg?1300706957

Defense

http://image.cdnllnwnl.xosnetwork.com/pics13/400/UO/UORHTLPNFZYUHZH.20081103153057.jpg

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Steph: I was just fooling about

Kyrie: I wasn't.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8OWNspU_yE

Then I wiki'd Serpentor and sure enough, you were right. Didn't remember dude at all.

"Serpentor was designed to be the ultimate Cobra leader. Under the direction of Doctor Mindbender, he and Destro combed the tombs of the greatest leaders in history to find cells with DNA traces. These long-dead genetic blueprints were combined to produce a clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun. Serpentor is a brilliant tactician and a master of political intrigue, and was eventually capable of wresting power of Cobra from Cobra Commander."

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YARDS

The Kyriarchy is among us.

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"Take the surprise out your voice Shaq."-The REAL CP3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2H5K-BUMS0

Zartan can imitate anyone he wishes to an exact physical and vocal likeness

http://i46.tinypic.com/zmk3s.jpg

http://i49.tinypic.com/2ijnrlv.jpg

http://i47.tinypic.com/kegm61.jpg


Very little is known of his background, but he is suspected to have received European military academy training

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI47ww5_nOk


Zartan can alter his skin color at will to blend in with his environment, and is a practitioner of several mystic martial arts...and an acrobatic-contortionist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMAlRgylT04

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llRYgEgdpN8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdyRB8iT_NM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI9eEghVzgE


Zartan was featured in issue #48, where he had been brought into The Pit, the Joe's Headquarters, disguised as an injured Joe...


http://i50.tinypic.com/2zxz8e8.jpg

http://i50.tinypic.com/345iplk.jpg



Zartan is famous for delivering the killing blow to Serpentor during the Cobra Civil War, by shooting the Cobra emperor in the eye, with the same longbow that he used to kill the Hard Master years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2vbaFIqmas







No wonder Serpentor has been avoiding Zartan...

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http://s17.postimg.org/6r7bfqpnz/kyrieglass.jpg - They Call Him Mr. Glass

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Steph: I was just fooling about

Kyrie: I wasn't.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8OWNspU_yE

Kid's a talent, unquestioned

how long do we wait for all of that to translate to winning

before we just throw him in with the rest of the stat padding turds we've seen?

he was #1 overall

to a franchise that had the 2nd worst record in the league

last year they improved to the 3rd worst record in the league

this year, they have the 2nd worst record in the league

?

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If you can't understand it without an explanation

you can't understand it with an explanation

Love the kids game but if you cant muster more than 20 wins in a season, whats the point.

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he has no star teammates like Deron in Utah or TJ Ford in Toronto

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http://s17.postimg.org/6r7bfqpnz/kyrieglass.jpg - They Call Him Mr. Glass

in fact, said teammate should be an AS this season and deron shouldn't

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Steph: I was just fooling about

Kyrie: I wasn't.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8OWNspU_yE

+15 in his rookie year

and a WC finals appearance in his 2nd year

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If you can't understand it without an explanation

you can't understand it with an explanation

no snark tho...

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Steph: I was just fooling about

Kyrie: I wasn't.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8OWNspU_yE

Every year there are NBA posts along the lines of...

it's a put up or shut up year for so and so

is so and so over rated

blah, blah, blah...

for all that he does

it looks more likely that his name will be in that convo

than in categories with players like Zeke

IMO

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If you can't understand it without an explanation

you can't understand it with an explanation

i'm partying off these efficient stat-padding performances

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Steph: I was just fooling about

Kyrie: I wasn't.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8OWNspU_yE

aesthetically, the zeke comparison is fair

my point is

zeke is held in high regard because he won

as are most of the NBA greats

my question is

how long can Rie keep putting up numbers

and not win

before we start to disregard him in terms of being great

and a comparison to Zeke prompting replies of GTFOH

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If you can't understand it without an explanation

you can't understand it with an explanation

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Steph: I was just fooling about

Kyrie: I wasn't.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8OWNspU_yE

+18 games from the year before he got there

and continued to progress

culminating in 3 finals appearances beginning in his 7th year

Zeke got his team to the playoffs in his 3rd year

so I guess I'll see you next year

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If you can't understand it without an explanation

you can't understand it with an explanation

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Steph: I was just fooling about

Kyrie: I wasn't.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8OWNspU_yE

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Total.

Thats it. Not even a full season. His franchise has made zero significant acquisitions since he joined. But after 77 games he's supposed to have accomplished something?

Christ almighty. I don't care about dude at all but this is just cringe worthy.


Dudes on here have some serious issues with expectations for young players. Do you motherfuckers have any concept of NBA history? Like any??

you want that to be a valid comparison

I expect some Ws

at least an improvement as a team

make the playoffs

something

and he's only played in 77 games due to injury

do you want to talk about that?

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If you can't understand it without an explanation

you can't understand it with an explanation

Dudes fluctuate based on ONE game, let alone an extended sample size.

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<--The drought is over

"have fun reveling in your pettiness tho" (C) Dula summing up 98% of OKS

"I didnt finish a damn thing...matter of fact I jerked off after she left."
-Kobe speaking to investigators

L D E A

That's the question you should be asking.

GI Joe had some great mini-stories

The weather control one too

And then the mass device

<---https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01DL9AVTQ

That Transformers/GI Joe block is unbelievable
GI Joe has some monster storylines too...now that I'm older I'm like this shit is ILL from a character standpoint

So I'm not sure Serpentor is really good comparison to use to cyse Kyrie. Serpentor in the cartoon lacked any strategic skills and ended up a petulant child. Doesn't really sound like Irving.

I don't know, maybe calling him the Super Adaptoid is better.

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* - which is BS because now, especially that Carlito is gone (again), that team outside him is pretty young and bamma-ish. which is better than being tied up in a mess of contracts, middle (NBA)-aged and bamma-ish...

but if you just view him as the lens of "amalgam of great players recruited to oust the shadow of a known despot"... it fits

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Steph: I was just fooling about

Kyrie: I wasn't.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8OWNspU_yE