Let us pray.Lord, giveth me the strengthTo endure thee dating game.Since you created Adam and Eve,It hasn’t been the same.Instead of biting an apple,We’re losing our mind over some cherry.I SWEAR I’m a pretty open guy,I’ll even date Mariah Carey!But women pass me overLike I’m Susan Lucci’s second cousin.Dating’s like an Easter Egg huntYet nobody supplied the dozen.I can’t believe I get ignoredBecause of the clothes I wear.Despite the fact I rhyme like NasAnd move like Fred Astaire.But if I wasn’t ish but wore a BAPE hoodyThen she’d think I was cool.Keep chasing that joke booAnd you’ll end up the April fool.Keep checking for homeboy whoPicks you up in that Mercedes.Watch him get it repo’dI’ll buy it cheaper, then it’ll be MY Mercedes.Lord, are they CRAZY?Don’t they see the treasure before them?I’ll rub their feet, cook their dinnerAnd play them a sonata before ten!Maybe they don’t like meBecause I’m not poison to their heart like Phen Phen,Run up their blood pressure and creditSo let me begin again.Lord open their eyes wideEnough for your angels on earth to see.The infinite awesomenessThat is the infamous Justin G.Because if they aren’t riding with me nowWhile I try to get this money.They’re gonna miss out on the real thingAnd end up looking like a gold digging dummy.Desireable by my name,And let your will take place.Just bless me with a womanWith wisdom and grace.I will treasure that giftUntil the end of timeBut until then I’m gonna search for herWhile reciting this rhyme.Amen.
LordSend him that queen that he truly deservesone that he can pamper that won't work his nervesallow her to look past all the trendy fashion and gearto recognize the diamond shining in the coal that appearsSend him a woman with a mind of her own combined with wisdom, style, and pizazzand it won't hurt if she has a nice sized a$$A woman whos sex appeal is not defined by what she wearsbut the sensuality in her words and the depth of her stareBring to his castle a Queen that is pleasant and rid his kingdom of gold diggin' peasantsGive him the carress and the touch that he deserves sogive him that sweet whisper in his earas soft as the breeze blowspresent him with a special jewel priceless as the pearl in the bottom of the seaIf I wasn't getting married this year...you could have sent him me.
Honestly