"anobody available to battle right this f*&&*^g now?!"
I'm thorough like nero with a second fiddle hollar rivers of phlegm full of gems to irate pyrite spittle fly right kiddo four punch knockouts come in one line followed by a ditto ditto ditto
1. "RE: anobody available to battle right this f*&&*^g now?!" In response to Reply # 0
this for the dumb ,slow, ignorant scouts insignificant bitch ass running their mouth unplug your keyboard and smash your mouse i'm here now no sense in tapping out you on fire ?,okay i'm stumping you out no doubt i'll make you shout and scream like you caught a cap in your seam like the holy spirit in my rhyme routine you hungry well this the lean cuisine have you flatter then nicole ricchie on the cover of the People's Teen
R.I.P. Martin alexander (Marty Gra) Alston - my brother, my mentor , my friend-
2. "RE: anobody available to battle right this f*&&*^g now?!" In response to Reply # 1
Both of ya'll ass, get trashed like leftovers PG and Rajeniro...the wac opus shits hopeless, most bars are too nerdy or so damn simple you laugh at the mere wording on or offline i'm sicker than ya'lls design way iller than the fever ya'll caught when you last rhymed nevermind who's insane, my brain waves are tidal tsunami'da mic, ya'll are just idle
7. "dear attention seeker" In response to Reply # 2
i've heard or an arsonist, but never a arson fist whats awesome is, how you write hard with a limp wrist how you get enough balls to dis soft as sierra mist novice novelist not sure if you exist, please a dreded K-Fed with a vaginal disease why quit your day job? get back on your knees moved from maryland to florida just to get away from me but i see you seeking attention and not to mention can't get off my balls, here's this weeks extention
R.I.P. Martin alexander (Marty Gra) Alston - my brother, my mentor , my friend-
8. "RE: dear attention seeker" In response to Reply # 7
Oh great the gay approach, another talented rhymer simple strategies are diced by my skill supplier you's ah has been dummy...i just gave you life a-no-ther reason to write cuz yah verse was...aight but i see you ain't grateful fuck it, let's turn'da tables and bring out the bitch in you faster than Clark Gable block fable...your cyphas are not pumpin' i thought it was yah breath, but you ain't saying nothin' attention seek for what? to me this is comedy i battled you for fun the challenge is you stoppin' me...
3. "44 minutes is 2 minutes late for life, the universe and everything" In response to Reply # 0
definitive explicatives render images of kids in decoratives jesus christmas presents ripped dismemebered shit it's still only september elleventh everything right down to the hour fuck a tower PG rolling over you like LA blackouts roll over the power man the fiscal 'n cash in the net worth take and drop concrete on ya like a San Fransisco earthquake n laugh while you go mafia walking into my final solution like i was former yugoslavia kids brag fire from a quagmire while I burn like the hills from CA to BC kids spit nothing but fecies but like too much CO2 I come to choke out the whole species with a philosophy that makes Thoreaus out of Nitchzes and mangles the marks like somebody called Mangele Marx reduce a challengers rebuttle like the columbian shuttle into nothing but sparks no romance kids got no chance it's as if I had the witness protection plan out snuffing the narcs sick with infection they cuss puss n call it fine art I got what they no have like a daisycutting mojave my worst verse still reduce mc's to a million particles flying apart
4. "" Your last verse was late for life, the universe and everything"" In response to Reply # 3
Wow...cute words ah'little burn barely flammable you fucked'up an opened'da cage to'ah diferent animal who cares about yah IQ?...i'm glad you peeped the news i watch Cspan too..politic past you thought i came to'ah battle, not'ah science convention attack of'da Nerd...it's "PG" rated for entrance Nick Cannon wit'ah laptop and picture thesaurus grow'da fuck up Forest...this Gump is boring dude raps like'ah chess team that's signed-n-touring how you call that a verse? and hit post on the screen? should've hit'da preview button-n-stepped up yah dean fuck boy...i'm the syllable reason you still breathin' i wanna see yah heart, so calculate this ass beating of course it's not personal duke, i don't know you you could be'ah king or'ah snitch that's half loyal either way you ripped...lyrically i'll detach you it's better off text, otherwise i might smack you so formulate yah flows cuz yah style is none you's bout as graceful as a swordsman without any thumbs...
it the dialated x-file who ain't even out of high school let the baby out the portacrib little tyke wanna try? cool when you weild my namesake for Parental Guidance it's a suicide tool look ma no thumbs Ima stingray you Irwin now die fool!
i play pool wit shits of fools and publicate the news fuck a GED in 2 days society it don't pay unless you was religion and gay taking it from behind your lines as crooked as 90 year old eye sight and you had 365 nights times 35 year and still didn't get it right walking on tight ropes of cotton patch day dreams bruce wayne is only the man but the bats is the nigga wit the gac that post niggas up wit thumb tacs relax hustle got to heaven and righteous goes to busting brick sandwhich fits and you can't spit because you throat is dry from the realism reply
grab a guy and play ring around the roseee you fucking lamos don't know me
the devil in sheeps clothing? fo real TE-TE The End - To Everybody
10. "my last joint was for PG now it's little Tonka's turn" In response to Reply # 6
Tonka trucks get pissed on by 1st graders so why would I be afraid of yah worst behavior? are you serious? i know amputees wit more feelin' this dude here delirious thinkin' no one is seein'em...
yah'last verse made PG look like Kweli which really means that your ass on'ah new degree no kinda technique...just ramblin' thoughts partly abstract...mostly dumb shit in yah bars you'ah whole lotta nothing wit'ah flow that's cute reminds me of my sister's elementary haiku here's what you need to do to improve yah odds... log off that way i won't embarrass you dog... that Bruce Wayne line was'ah waste of your time ah long winded punchline from an idiot's mind that's enough dissin' for now...i could do it for days show me something new bitch or don't post on'da page...
11. "RE: my last joint was for PG now it's little Tonka's turn" In response to Reply # 10
it took you 1 and a half daze to create this phase phrase because you was in a daze from the open wazes that eclipse the roots game theory i see you came serious but unprepared for execution still following newton leaving family reunion walking feet on sealing from the 70's sike o dellic drugs alice and wonderland chasing after buggs bunny detroit rabbit m&m we don't even talk no mo it's all about you trying to contain my glow harlem globe trotter i hit harder then bab's bunny wit comdey eddie murphy raw dawgs i show my teeth now we can set and eat break bread and replace lead wit i lost you in verse 2 1st bar because you was trying to do a drive by wit no car come get for real not 4 real and snoppy because if you was mya i would be all over that booty turning you into a grouppy puppy looking for suezzzy man fuck mc2 really equals me whipping that ass wit a laugh ha ha lamo and there you go
13. "RE: my last joint was for PG now it's little Tonka's turn" In response to Reply # 11
>because if you was mya i would be all over that booty
^thanks for one of the gayest lines i ever read in a text battle.
What's speed without direction? i got it...you synthetic text blend...i'm authentic with jewels continue-n-lose you scatter brain type like you scrabble trained...
ah "bored" game you playin' yah spits sound'da same i'll give you credit for the drive by line everything else was garbage...an assed birthed rhyme shitty boy, you insist with toys i bang weaponry master of the tool my slugs are verbal pedigrees net mcs are'da sorriest type live for props off'da screen never holdin' ah mic prolly never seen'ah booth...you ain't got the guts nigga thought'ah cross fade was a new haircut i had enough of yah riddles...you apparently lame tonka truck...just'ah bitch by'ah different name...
9. "RE: got your GED? or better yet how about, Do you have any SKILLS?" In response to Reply # 5
You dropped four lines like you born immortal like you can't be touched-n-planted deep in'da soil face facts, i'm above you...lyrically your euphoria sniper trained dialect, single shots destroyin' yah...
i'm built for the long haul, you sprint wit hope-n- kin wit folks who prolly know'ah few of my quotes you's ah bitchmade reject wit'ah talentless gift amateur scripts get tossed like'da salads you kiss...
call you'ah battle rhymer even on the text level? that's like God himself sayin' that he's the Devil...
12. "RE: got your GED? or better yet how about, Do you have any SKILLS?" In response to Reply # 9
check in the mail and you already spending prewritten nails if god made hail for sinners then what does the devil do i play wit you yellow duckies in bathwater giving sisters mean muggs and cold shoulders
eye sea copy cat king snatch style and ran but it returns non and void old dawg caught on kodake money making shack come back to rap what u think of that paper controls all
that have no purpose verse less in a state of panic def jam didn't sign it denied it and why can't you find it your life you believe in jesus christ but you reject gods spirit
knee to it before me before i become the three the good the bad and the ugly
>check in the mail and you already spending prewritten nails >if god made hail for sinners then what does the devil do >i play wit you yellow duckies in bathwater >giving sisters mean muggs and cold shoulders > >eye sea copy cat king snatch style and ran >but it returns non and void old dawg caught >on kodake money making shack come back to rap >what u think of that paper controls all > >that have no purpose verse less in a state >of panic def jam didn't sign it denied it >and why can't you find it your life you believe >in jesus christ but you reject gods spirit > >knee to it before me before i become the three >the good the bad and the ugly > >TE_TE >The End - To Everybody
^wow...the verse that you typed this for was actually key'ed for PG...are you that eager? i can't even respond to this bullshit...
man you so fucking whack leaving it at that what you a educated brother? huh makes no sense shaving yo legs wit papper in showers waiting for cuts sounds like yo throat been cut
butter ball and hauled away because to is trash day bitch it's finished! duke sue zee
16. "RE: anobody available to battle right this f*&&*^g now?!" In response to Reply # 0
o fucking write somethig real something vancouver-ish.
i miss the times and the life and the streets.
~~~~~~~~ luv R. https://www.facebook.com/robyn.wildchild12 psycho. "Institutions encourage us to consider the opinions they sell as "facts" and that we "believe" rather than question the morality they pitch." cities need fewer shopping malls and more skat
17. "RE: anobody available to battle right this f*&&*^g now?!" In response to Reply # 16
the cigars and the smoke
~~~~~~~~ luv R. https://www.facebook.com/robyn.wildchild12 psycho. "Institutions encourage us to consider the opinions they sell as "facts" and that we "believe" rather than question the morality they pitch." cities need fewer shopping malls and more skat
dipped like my name was Bill presidential clip who likes it sick just for thrills filck a bic flow zip~o concieve you with no slip ~ Oh baby I got chills! just thinking bout how you know what is what wills pol pol no bust'um in customs at 5am Pure Gold show n lust runs wild round robyn to 11am hob knobbin over liquor quicker out to lick her then past a macrom?EH? Goblin much sicker *Scratch
LMAO
stop laughing long enough to hit the Cecil n be Devil n d skill n forreal *knock knock* Pappa's will
sick and twisted pink nurpples won't let go until leg warmers turn ophra purple say rob how bout a spin on my hob knocking leaving you kicking like chicken running wit it's head cut off white kkk hoods lost because nas girl said it i'm the boss of these here boards got any water melon vitman water because i get thristy after a slaughter house meeting texas cahin saw wild rabbied dawg naws pg iq to minus r leaving ditto dito vitos 2 figers up for these hose but anyway it goes you and knowone is still my boys because you was there when i was out there comforting me ha hah ahhhhhh way to go
can't spell with a C S to I for instigate S style C cal ! instant hate! oh you mad like a blown through fad! grown to sad. and PWNED in a glad plastic action hero rhymes melt in magnified sunshine of my "no-Peer~o" Grand designs
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