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40thStreetBlack
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"Blue Eyed Devils of... er, I mean, GODS OF EGYPT (Proyas, 2016)"


          

Official trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJBnK2wNQSo

This looks absolutely ludicrous and completely insane. But it also should look pretty sick in 3D on the big screen, and Proyas has a very rich imagination so there should be some pretty cool stuff in this, however absurd it may be.

As for the melanin-deficient portrayal of the Egyptian gods and people here, I mean it's Hollywood so wouldn't really expect any different. Although this does look *really* over the top in that regard... but then again I still watch The Ten Commandments every Easter so whaddya gonna do? At least they got a token Black dude to play Thoth.

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I love Proyas... but Christ, the white people in Egypt. Enough already.
Nov 18th 2015
1
Proyas - Realism = Every other bland blockbuster
Nov 18th 2015
2
Do these movies make money?
Nov 18th 2015
3
So...
Feb 23rd 2016
4
This shit is going to rule.
Feb 23rd 2016
5
      I mean, if that's the best preview clip they've got.
Feb 23rd 2016
6
every Lenten season Hollywood finds a new way to whitewash Biblical stor...
Feb 24th 2016
7
John Oliver killed it:
Feb 24th 2016
8
damn, this was really, really well done
Feb 28th 2016
17
Hopefully this ends the career of everyone involved.
Feb 24th 2016
9
"Oh dear."
Feb 25th 2016
10
Nothing about this movie is appealing. At all.
Feb 26th 2016
11
that looks awful. i couldn't even finish the trailer
Feb 26th 2016
12
The panned reviews are going to be epic
Feb 27th 2016
13
lmao they're not even getting to 15m this weekend
Feb 27th 2016
14
^^^
Feb 27th 2016
15
I saw it. It's bonkers.
Feb 28th 2016
16
needs a Paul Mooney review.
Mar 03rd 2016
18

Frank Longo
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1. "I love Proyas... but Christ, the white people in Egypt. Enough already."
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It'd be one thing if he got massive names required to get the flick green-lit (which was sort of the reason why I understood the excuses Ridley Scott was making for Christian Bale as Moses, even if it was still a stretch that he couldn't find black actors for literally any of the other roles)... but it's fucking Gerard Butler and Jamie Lannister.

Get Wesley in the Gerard role, Idris Elba in the Lannister role, keep Boseman as Thoth, and some young dude in the Thwaites role. Tristan Wilds, maybe. Or, fuck it, Bow Wow. Or fucking Corbin Bleu. Who cares, it doesn't matter, no one is seeing this movie for Brenton Thwaites.

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SoulHonky
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2. "Proyas - Realism = Every other bland blockbuster"
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Proyas is great with stylizing the modern world or creating intense real life situations. This trailer looked like every other big budget epic. I feel like he'd do better with a film that was smaller in scope and would allow him to use his creativity to fashion the world instead of just adding big creatures to the usual Egypt set.

And yeah, it's the 21st century. The pasty Gods and Kings of Egypt have gotta go. At the very least, make it a multicultural cast.

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walihorse
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3. "Do these movies make money?"
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Cuz so many come out and they're terrible.

żIf a fat guy falls in the woods and there is no one around to see it, do the trees laugh?

  

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SoulHonky
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4. "So..."
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http://nerdist.com/gerard-butler-fights-his-god-dad-on-a-spaceship-in-gods-of-egypt-exclusive-clip/

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5. "This shit is going to rule."
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It's going to be a really hot mess, don't get me wrong-- but it's going to be an insanely bonkers hot mess, and one that I will see opening night.

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SoulHonky
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6. "I mean, if that's the best preview clip they've got."
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I would have loved to have been in the room when the people who greenlit this shit saw the dailies of this scene. Or any scene involving Gerard Butler "acting".

I won't be seeing it but look forward to your review.

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SoWhat
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7. "every Lenten season Hollywood finds a new way to whitewash Biblical stor..."
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I shouldn't say they find a new way bc they've rehashed the same old stories in the same way. But I guess maybe the technology changes every few years.

I wish they'd do the story of Jonathan and David as a (gay) romantic comedy. THAT would be new. I'd watch that even with the whitewashing.

fuck you.

  

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8. "John Oliver killed it:"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8A58Bpbo1A

fuck you.

  

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17. "damn, this was really, really well done"
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9. "Hopefully this ends the career of everyone involved. "
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Wed Feb-24-16 03:35 PM by Cold Truth

  

          

Clearly nobody associated with this boiling cauldron of liquid shit deserves to continue to participate in the film industry on any level above fetching coffee for someone halfway competent.

  

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SoulHonky
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10. ""Oh dear." "
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Thumbs up to any review that starts with that.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/gods-egypt-film-review-869527

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11. "Nothing about this movie is appealing. At all."
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Fri Feb-26-16 07:43 AM by phenompyrus

          

The trailers look like garbage, the fiasco of casting whites, horrid big budget CGI.

*Edit* I can't find the link to a review that started... "Well, that didn't go well", I'll update accordingly if that changes.

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12. "that looks awful. i couldn't even finish the trailer"
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13. "The panned reviews are going to be epic"
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I'm here for all of the critics trying to top each other in panning this atrocity
Also here for audience pans
Hope no one pays for it
Everyone sees it
And the lambasting goes down in history to the point of hasty pudding and the golden raspberries not C knowledge but also deem it that unworthy of acknowledgement
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14. "lmao they're not even getting to 15m this weekend"
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i love it

  

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15. "^^^"
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16. "I saw it. It's bonkers."
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I can give further thoughts later... but it's insane. Not all bad-- but it is all insane.

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18. "needs a Paul Mooney review."
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