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bwood
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"Shit you've witnessed go down in a theatre during a movie."
Mon Jun-09-14 11:28 AM by bwood

          

What have you witnessed in a theater?

This past weekend some dude too drunk to make any decisions was essentially raped by his date. She let the theater know he went out with her as a dare and he would never sleep with her (she then proceeded to yell out how much Nottingham High School sucked). She was promptly arrested.

But...

I've witnessed some shit go down in a theater during a movie:

Major drug deals

Pistol whipping

Money exchanges

Fights

Trading off children (still not sure what I and others witnessed that night)

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Subject Author Message Date ID
Me getting head, fingerbanging in HS
Jun 09th 2014
1
I miss the sex part of going to the movies with another person.
Jun 11th 2014
42
      Yes
Jun 12th 2014
78
           yikes
Jun 12th 2014
80
um....wtf at that last one
Jun 09th 2014
2
damn...where you from man?
Jun 09th 2014
3
dirty ass Trenton nigga.
Jun 09th 2014
5
A brawl broke out during ski patrol.
Jun 09th 2014
4
First, what cause people to brawl during "Ski Patrol"?
Jun 09th 2014
7
Just kids being stupid.
Jun 09th 2014
9
Worst I ever had to deal with when working at a theater was
Jun 09th 2014
15
Like, divorced parents at the end of a week?
Jun 09th 2014
6
Like I said not sure, but the kid was struggling so I think not.
Jun 09th 2014
10
I saw a man skinned alive.
Jun 09th 2014
8
Lol
Jun 16th 2014
105
i guess i'll use this as an opportunity to ask
Jun 09th 2014
11
lofl
Jun 10th 2014
29
During Rio (in it's 2nd or 3rd week), a mom was bootlegging the movie
Jun 10th 2014
30
Damn, those kids eyes had to hurt
Jun 10th 2014
31
i've seen people dig through the receptacle for used glasses
Jun 10th 2014
32
one time, the first 10 minutes of a 3-D movie did not have the right
Jun 10th 2014
34
I think it was scream 2. We were in some theater in boston
Jun 09th 2014
12
#RNS!!!
Jun 09th 2014
13
      Yo we were clowning at first
Jun 09th 2014
17
           I mean I don't hit women. At all. But in this case...
Jun 09th 2014
18
                He ain't care enough to even stop the shit, he might've said CHILL
Jun 09th 2014
20
                     This nigga has no spine and sounds like a horrible person.
Jun 09th 2014
21
                          The chicks in the theater were starting to turn on him
Jun 09th 2014
22
                               LMAO
Jun 11th 2014
61
                                    I swear to you i'm not lying or exaggerating
Jun 12th 2014
68
this big girl's chair collapsed
Jun 09th 2014
14
Magic Johnson theater in Harlem, this ninjas starts smoking cigs
Jun 09th 2014
16
RE: Magic Johnson theater in Harlem, this ninjas starts smoking cigs
Jun 09th 2014
19
A theater chain should use this shit before the feature starts
Jun 09th 2014
23
i've been there. it's an adventure.
Jun 11th 2014
41
I read that as "a tower heist"
Jun 11th 2014
44
      haha, a couple capital letters would've avoided the confusion
Jun 11th 2014
51
HAHAHAHHAHAHHA
Jun 11th 2014
48
Heard a baby roll off a seat. :(
Jun 09th 2014
24
I'm disgusted, but also laughing at the same time.
Jun 10th 2014
26
sex
Jun 10th 2014
25
I've been involved in some very minor things, nothing like the posts.
Jun 10th 2014
27
Overheard a guy tell this horror story at a theater last week
Jun 10th 2014
28
spring '91. new jack city. brothers shot up the screen.
Jun 10th 2014
33
a guy in the row in front of us throwing up during Jackass
Jun 10th 2014
35
a brawl during Alien Ressurection
Jun 11th 2014
36
Being involved in fights you had nothing to do with sucks!
Jun 11th 2014
37
Do tell...
Jun 11th 2014
50
Damn son!!!
Jun 11th 2014
43
This post is awesome.
Jun 11th 2014
38
haha
Jun 11th 2014
52
Our Passion of the Christ theater had security watching the audeince
Jun 11th 2014
54
Damn, had a story ready but after reading y'alls ima just backspace
Jun 11th 2014
39
Na nigga share that shit.
Jun 11th 2014
40
      lol my little story is NOTHING compared to the gems in here...
Jun 11th 2014
46
           Don't care share!!!
Jun 11th 2014
60
A guy took a piss during Pirates of the Caribbean
Jun 11th 2014
45
Hilarious!
Jun 11th 2014
56
I saw three people pop out of a trunk at a drive in
Jun 11th 2014
47
Tresspass-the Ice-T jawn
Jun 11th 2014
49
That's pretty fucking ghetto yo.
Jun 11th 2014
57
what's the funnest rowdy crowd you've had?
Jun 11th 2014
53
Waist Deep
Jun 12th 2014
74
Sidetrack: I wonder how SoaP would do if it was released today?
Jun 12th 2014
77
      well, the theory behind it's demise
Jun 12th 2014
79
           Oh, def agreed with all that...
Jun 16th 2014
107
MINES
Jun 11th 2014
55
Damn! Where can you get away with blazing in the theatre?!
Jun 11th 2014
58
Seattle for starters
Jun 12th 2014
66
Where are people brawling in Finding Nemo showings?
Jun 11th 2014
59
      San Diego?
Jun 11th 2014
62
      I'm in San Diego
Jun 12th 2014
67
           haha
Jun 12th 2014
72
We went to see some movie w/ Morgan Freeman in it
Jun 11th 2014
63
Saw a guy getting domed...
Jun 11th 2014
64
Hilarious
Jun 12th 2014
65
I don't tell this story very often because its not fun or cool
Jun 12th 2014
69
Yo man I'm sorry to hear this.
Jun 12th 2014
70
That shit was a lifetime ago
Jun 12th 2014
71
Dang, man. That's tough. Thanks for sharing, though.
Jun 12th 2014
73
That's so fucked up
Jun 12th 2014
75
i used to work in a movie theatre
Jun 12th 2014
76
Who had the Twilight story?
Jun 12th 2014
81
Please share. I've never read it.
Jun 12th 2014
82
      I'd be betraying the humor of it if I tried to do it word for word.
Jun 12th 2014
83
      Luckily I had a screenshot of it. (pic)
Jun 12th 2014
84
           Sweet holy bejeezus.
Jun 12th 2014
85
           Hilarious!!! I would've stabbed her though.
Jun 12th 2014
87
           LMFAO.
Jun 13th 2014
89
           hilarious
Jun 13th 2014
90
           LMAO
Jun 13th 2014
94
           Buckshot wins again.
Jun 13th 2014
95
           i think about this story all the time.
Jun 14th 2014
99
Thor - King of Snores
Jun 12th 2014
86
RE: Thor - King of Snores
Jun 13th 2014
92
RE: Thor - King of Snores
Jun 13th 2014
98
If it was Thor 2, then yea I can see why he would fall asleep. nm
Jun 13th 2014
93
I actually fell asleep in Thor 2
Jun 16th 2014
101
      as did i
Jun 16th 2014
104
RE: Thor - King of Snores
Jan 28th 2016
118
I saw Leonardo Di Caprio come out of his own movie.
Jun 13th 2014
88
Eric Benet fresh off some dome from someone else, surely
Jun 13th 2014
91
A mother turned and looked at me as I ruined her child's innocence
Jun 13th 2014
96
I can't stop laughing yo.
Jun 13th 2014
97
lol
Jun 16th 2014
103
Man. I worked at a movie theater for 5 years
Jun 15th 2014
100
LOL. My friend worked in a hood movie theater. His stories were awesome.
Jun 16th 2014
102
United Artist Theatres on 69th Street in Upper Darby stand up!!
Jun 16th 2014
106
HAHA!! Always some shenanigas jumping off there!
Jan 27th 2016
115
Breastfeeding
Jun 16th 2014
108
someone did a post similar to this some years back and i forget who
Jun 17th 2014
109
went to see crouching tiger hidden dragon on release day
Jun 17th 2014
110
Texas Chainsaw Massacre re-release
Jun 17th 2014
111
RE: Texas Chainsaw Massacre re-release
Jan 27th 2016
116
Add watching a nigga OD to the list.
Jan 26th 2016
112
You must have a rotation of theaters
Jan 27th 2016
113
      Yea it was in NYC, but I've seen enough shit in general that'd make
Jan 27th 2016
114
           Damn if this don't sound like the ending to Friday, swapping Cube for th...
Jan 27th 2016
117

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1. "Me getting head, fingerbanging in HS"
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come to think of it, it's a miracle I wasn't caught
We weren't blatant but someone must have noticed/heard something

I haven't witnessed no crazy fights or shit like that
belligerent dudes getting escorted out is about it

  

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42. "I miss the sex part of going to the movies with another person."
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Me and my ex thought we were just gonna full-on smash during the 11:30 showing of The Incredibles. We were alone through the whole set of trailers, but the movie starts, and this Asian lady and her child come sit directly in the row in front of us. We're tryin to go at each other the whole time without breathing too hard or moaning and this lady keeps looking back at us in the dark.


I've always wondered; do they have any kind of night-vision cams in theaters to "catch" people trying to bone?

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78. "Yes"
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http://www.techspot.com/news/40976-movie-theaters-to-use-emotion-detecting-anti-piracy-cameras.html

  

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80. "yikes"
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2. "um....wtf at that last one"
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3. "damn...where you from man?"
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besides blazin, drinkin, & fiddlin w/ some fun bags...can't recall much worth writin home bout

  

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5. "dirty ass Trenton nigga."
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4. "A brawl broke out during ski patrol."
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And, while working at a theater, there was a couple who showed up early and had sex in the theater.

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7. "First, what cause people to brawl during "Ski Patrol"?"
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Aside from the quality of said film, that is.

>And, while working at a theater, there was a couple who
>showed up early and had sex in the theater.

I'm going to need to clarification on this one: Did you witness this while you were working at a theater, or did the couple who had sex in the theater also work there? Or both?

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9. "Just kids being stupid."
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One group kind of started with me and my friends when they walked in but nothing happened; they were high school kids and we were in middle school and one of the kids realized that and told his friends not to mess with us. But then another group of high schoolers walked in and about ten minutes into the movie there was shouting and we looked back and the two groups started fighting.

>I'm going to need to clarification on this one: Did you
>witness this while you were working at a theater, or did the
>couple who had sex in the theater also work there? Or both?

I witnessed it while I was working in the theater. No idea who the couple was. A girl I worked with told me that she thought people were having sex in the theater. I laughed and then went in to check, and got halfway down the aisle and realized that yes, they were indeed having sex. I

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15. "Worst I ever had to deal with when working at a theater was"
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a giant dude jerking it in Troy.

Not that that was the only time something like that happened, but I only had to go sit in the auditorium and make sure he wasn't doing it during that one.

The best/worst was getting an accidental glimpse of a middle school couple making out, because the guys are still smaller than the girls and it just looks so off-putting.

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6. "Like, divorced parents at the end of a week?"
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Otherwise, "trading off children" sounds like the worst thing.

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10. "Like I said not sure, but the kid was struggling so I think not."
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Mon Jun-09-14 12:59 PM by bwood

          

It looked shady as fuck. Some woman got up after all said parties left and followed them out.

Who knows? *Kanye shrug*

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8. "I saw a man skinned alive."
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(I just wanted to top the original post. There was literally no way anyone was going to say anything weirder than the original, so I just thought I'd make shit up.)

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105. "Lol"
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11. "i guess i'll use this as an opportunity to ask"
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i've seen a mother sneak all her kids into a 3D film, and none of them had on 3D glasses. anyone ever see this? i assume the mother checked out, but i wonder if the kids noticed the screen looked a little fuzzy or that everyone else was wearing glasses?

  

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29. "lofl"
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30. "During Rio (in it's 2nd or 3rd week), a mom was bootlegging the movie"
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on her phone. Mind you it was in 3D. Also, it was the first. Never saw the second one.

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31. "Damn, those kids eyes had to hurt"
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Gotta save those glasses

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32. "i've seen people dig through the receptacle for used glasses"
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before going in to watch a 3D movie.

  

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34. "one time, the first 10 minutes of a 3-D movie did not have the right"
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filter (or whatever) applied, so even with glasses it was just blurry as shit. I sort of felt like a crazy person, since everyone else seemed normally captivated by the movie.

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12. "I think it was scream 2. We were in some theater in boston"
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Black dude white chick sitting down watching the movie, and these ratchet ass boston chicks sat down behind them. Started talking wild shit to them.

We're pissed because they're talking loud during the movie, but they ain't paying us any mind. The girl finally gets some balls because the dude is REAL shook. She tells them to shut up while people ar........ (smack, punch, grab, pull, punch, kick) scream, blood the whole deal. They beat and walked this little girl out into the aisle and was about to REALLY start laying into her.

Then the movie kats rolled in, the lights came on. The cops who sit out front rolled in and then black chicks blmed the incredibly beat up white chick, meanwhile the black dude was straight chillin. Like CHILLIN nor a hair out of place and never got hit. Meanwhile his princess took the real L for him. Shit was so real.

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13. "#RNS!!!"
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That shit sounds funny as fuck.

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17. "Yo we were clowning at first"
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Until they turned the lights on and we saw the whole of what they did to ole girl.

Young you could hear the connections, but we thought she was turned around and bending down to sort of protect her face. Twas not the case, she caught ALL those blows.

She was leaking, but she ain't cry though.

Meanwhile her ain't shit man was clean as fuck, knowing he let her drive and pay for the tickets.


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18. "I mean I don't hit women. At all. But in this case..."
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...you best believe I'm hopping out of my seat to help my girl out yo.

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20. "He ain't care enough to even stop the shit, he might've said CHILL"
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That was about it.

It was ugly, I felt horrible because we were separated by like 4 or 5 people. None of the other white people in the crowd wanted any of them Roxbury chicks.

Dog it was so bad, homie THOUGHT about staying and watching the movie after they helped the chick outta the theater. Like he turned back to the movie, then grabbed the popcorn and soda and trotted out.

It was raw

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21. "This nigga has no spine and sounds like a horrible person."
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>Dog it was so bad, homie THOUGHT about staying and watching
>the movie after they helped the chick outta the theater. Like
>he turned back to the movie, then grabbed the popcorn and soda
>and trotted out.
>
>It was raw
>

The fact that that nigga contemplated staying to watch the shit just shows he lacks balls.

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22. "The chicks in the theater were starting to turn on him"
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you just started to hear "da fuck, is this nigga trynna stay and watch this flick!!"

Yea he was a terrible person, i'm sure he got his somewhere along the line.

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61. "LMAO"
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This is a Chappelle show skit waiting to happen.

  

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68. "I swear to you i'm not lying or exaggerating"
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This shit could easily have been a real sketch

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14. "this big girl's chair collapsed"
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it was in Harry Potter 6 and for whatever reason i just wasn't into it so i passed out. then i hear this loud thud and a scream and wake up. look down the end of my row and this big girl (had to be pushing 3 bills) chair bottom broke under her weight.

the entire theater is standing up and looking at this chick dying laughing as word of what happens travels down the theater

i felt bad but it was funny as hell.

<--- Big Baller World Order

  

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16. "Magic Johnson theater in Harlem, this ninjas starts smoking cigs"
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Dude a few seats down was like "Yo put that shit out, I am here with my pregnant girl". Dude is like "shut the fuck up and watch the movie"

I swear it was about to be on.

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19. "RE: Magic Johnson theater in Harlem, this ninjas starts smoking cigs"
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>Dude a few seats down was like "Yo put that shit out, I am
>here with my pregnant girl". Dude is like "shut the fuck up
>and watch the movie"
>
>I swear it was about to be on.


this got me laughin hard for some reason

  

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23. "A theater chain should use this shit before the feature starts"
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"shut the fuck up and watch the movie"

I mean, granted, Alamo Drafthouse does something *sorta* close to this, but there ought to be a chain that does this for real

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41. "i've been there. it's an adventure."
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i saw tower heist there a couple years back. a guy kept doing this delayed laugh. he would say "AHA!" in a really high voice a couple seconds after the jokes he really liked. it was funny the first couple times, then he did it for a really lame joke (forget what it was, but they mentioned miss piggy i think). no one else laughed at the joke, and his timing couldn't have been worse. there was a clearly funnier joke that followed it and no one could hear it. people turned on him REAL quick with several boos and a nice, loud "STFU!". he cut it out until the last couple minutes, which was annoying, but he picked a much better spot that time.

  

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44. "I read that as "a tower heist""
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I think I literally leaned forward at my desk trying to speed-read that paragraph to get to the part where you witnessed some elaborate robber inside a movie theater lol.

  

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51. "haha, a couple capital letters would've avoided the confusion"
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sorry about that.

  

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48. "HAHAHAHHAHAHHA"
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FUNNY AS HELL!

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24. "Heard a baby roll off a seat. :("
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It was some suspense thriller, afternoon show. Baby was crying when the lights first went out,then got quiet so I assumed the mother had put her to sleep. I saw the baby lying on an empty seat later. During a quiet moment in the movie, I heard a thud then the baby started crying. Mother took the baby out in the hall to let her cry it out, then brought the baby back in to watch the rest of the movie.

Triflin bitch.


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26. "I'm disgusted, but also laughing at the same time."
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Holy shit...

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25. "sex"
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both male/female and female/female

  

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27. "I've been involved in some very minor things, nothing like the posts."
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Minor shit like making out and being gawked at, that's about it.

This whole thread is amazing btw, great afternoon reading.

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28. "Overheard a guy tell this horror story at a theater last week"
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Said he took this girl he was dating to see Avatar not knowing that she couldn't really handle the 3D

When it got to be too much she ended up projectile vomiting over about 4 unlucky attendees in front of her














Yet another reason why I like to sit in the back row

  

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33. "spring '91. new jack city. brothers shot up the screen."
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http://www.splicd.com/f3PJF0YE-x4/67/72

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35. "a guy in the row in front of us throwing up during Jackass"
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fire alarm during the first 15 minutes of a packed Die Another Day screening...everybody had to leave, but we were readmitted at about 40 percent capacity (which was great). that's about it.

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36. "a brawl during Alien Ressurection"
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Was in HS went with my boys to see it. We are chilling and during the entire previews these other HS kids behind us wouldnt shut up. Nobody said anything because it was the previews. Movie starts and comments about everything. This chick in front of us says shut up bitch and they giggle. Then WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY! This big old ripped white dude stands up. Im like oh shit. YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND APOLOGIZE BEFORE I FUCK YOU UP! The kids got real serious aye man we were just joking around it aint that serious chill the fuck out. Big dude wasnt having it and BLAM Jumps over his seat and is standing between me and my boy throwing haymakers. Dude was taking on all 3 of them. I back out and get grazed by a fist. I turn around to see if my 2 friends go out. Nah they were all up in there swinging with the buff dude. So I go back in to grab them and caught a few more punches so I started throwing back. After about a minute those cats take off running. Lights come on and buff dude sits back down waiting for the movie to start. We took off because we knew the cops were coming. Ended up seeing Starship Troopers instead. I think we made a good choice.

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37. "Being involved in fights you had nothing to do with sucks!"
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I to have a story about that movie.

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50. "Do tell..."
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http://twitter.com/phenompyrus

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43. "Damn son!!!"
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38. "This post is awesome."
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The only "out of the ordinary" thing I've witnessed that's worth telling was when I saw Passion of the Christ. After the movie, the crowd was kinda sitting in silence, marinating on what they just saw, and this old guy down front starts singing Amazing Grace. At first it was awkward and a few people started looking around at each other, then the WHOLE THEATER joined in and sang the whole song in unison.

After a verse or two, I was like "alright, I guess we're doing this" and jumped in.

It was pretty interesting and actually kinda moving.

  

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52. "haha"
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At first it was awkward and a few people
>started looking around at each other, then the WHOLE THEATER
>joined in and sang the whole song in unison.
>
>After a verse or two, I was like "alright, I guess we're doing
>this" and jumped in.

  

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54. "Our Passion of the Christ theater had security watching the audeince"
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They had a bunch of protesters outside the theater and when we got in there was a very hastily patched over rip in the screen where someone obvious had thrown an object.

We had a security guy in the no seat area at the front poster and watching the crowd.

  

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39. "Damn, had a story ready but after reading y'alls ima just backspace"
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out of this post...

  

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40. "Na nigga share that shit."
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46. "lol my little story is NOTHING compared to the gems in here..."
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bwood
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60. "Don't care share!!!"
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45. "A guy took a piss during Pirates of the Caribbean"
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My wife and I went to a weekday matinee of the first Pirates movie. This was in Lexington, KY.

It was a pretty empty theater as this was near the end of its run - there were maybe 10-15 people total. About 10 minutes into the movie, we hear snoring a few rows behind us. No big deal, we just move to another section so we can't hear him anymore.

Then halfway through the movie, we hear a different sound... at first I thought someone was slowly pouring out a soda on the floor, but nope - the sound of a dude pissing is pretty unmistakable.

This guy was standing up in the middle of a row just pissing on the floor. We were so glad we had moved, otherwise the stream of piss would have been heading right for our feet.

The dude sat back down and fell back asleep. We saw someone else get up and leave, presumably to get a manager. The guy wasn't there when the movie ended, but we don't know if was escorted out (quietly) or woke up and left on his own.

On our way out, there was an employee giving out ticket vouchers for everyone in our theater as an apology (even though it wasn't the theater's fault). And we saw a cop car outside the theater, but didn't see the dude anywhere.

  

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bwood
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56. "Hilarious!"
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47. "I saw three people pop out of a trunk at a drive in"
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Far cry from human trafficking but its the zaniest i could think of.

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49. "Tresspass-the Ice-T jawn"
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It was like, me and 3-4 of my homies, went to the last show of the night.

I went to the bathroom and on the way back, noticed that the folk behind the concession stand was dumping the leftover popcorn into a huge trash bag. I walked over and took it, and brought it back into the theatre. We started sharing it with these other dudes behind us. My man got up, went to the car and came back with the two six pack of St. Ides he had bought earlier, and one of the dudes we were sharing with ran to the store and bought a 12 pack or something.

When the movie went off, we all booed and threw our beer cans at the screen...thats about it

  

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57. "That's pretty fucking ghetto yo."
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Fuck I wished that'd happen with the popcornin my hood, but I know niggas would stab someone over that shit.

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53. "what's the funnest rowdy crowd you've had?"
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i think we can all agree some movies are enhanced by rowdy crowds (provided there are no conflicts) and snakes on a plane* has to be my favorite. everyone knew it was going to be a party. everyone snuck in alcohol. everyone cheered when THAT Samuel L. line came up. funnest theater experience i've had, and it had nothing to do with the movie.

*on opening weekend, you'd probably be alone in the theater after that

  

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74. "Waist Deep"
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Went to a screening as part of my glamorous college internship and the extra comments and bullshit were about 1,000x better than anything in the movie (especially when everyone reacted in unison to the big twist ending that made no sense and everybody saw coming.)

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77. "Sidetrack: I wonder how SoaP would do if it was released today?"
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Now that social media avenues like Reddit, Twitter, Instagram, etc. have all popped off.

I bet it could have broke off like 60 mill that opening weekend.

  

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79. "well, the theory behind it's demise"
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was that it was all empty internet hype. people saw the title and said "that's a funny idea". then they heard about the infamous line and said "that's hilarious, i need to see this". then it came out and they said "i'm not paying to see that, i already read the title was and heard that line. i've basically already seen the movie." so i'm not sure social media would've helped that cause. it can create hype real quickly, but that hype can die out just as quickly too if it's not an already established brand.

  

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107. "Oh, def agreed with all that..."
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just saying that social media in 2006 isn't social media in 2014. There was no twitter, no reddit, no instagram, facebook wasn't the juggernaut it is now and smartphones weren't a thing yet.

So the "internet hype" was limited solely to highly specialized forums (like okp) and the people getting hyped were solely forum posters.

Whereas today, "internet hype" is A Thing, and legit gets peoples' attention (Justin Bieber, Gangnam Style, memes, AMA's, etc.)

  

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55. "MINES"
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1)We went to see FINDING NEMO and two "gangs" (not gang members, just a bunch of kids) had a brawl during the previews. My friend I I jetted out the door and as we walked out told the security guard. By the time we got down the hall we turned around and a kid and the security guard were wrestling on the ground.

We straight left the theater and came back the next day and got a refund.

2)Lots of people smoking weed in films from Bebe's Kids to Anhcorman 2.

  

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58. "Damn! Where can you get away with blazing in the theatre?!"
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66. "Seattle for starters"
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This was back in the 90's when they were showin Pulp Fiction @ the 2
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59. "Where are people brawling in Finding Nemo showings?"
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lol do you live in Somalia?

  

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62. "San Diego?"
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>lol do you live in Somalia?

  

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67. "I'm in San Diego"
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This was at The Mission Valley theaters, which is the "nice, but not high end" mall. has the mace's, Bed Bath Beyond, a target, etc.

The kids looked like typical high school kids - it wasn't a fight to the death, more of a tussle.

As for weed:
You can't smoke it, the ushers will come in and hawk - but about once a year I'll be in a theatre where some idiot does it. Smoke in the car, or have the decency to do pills!

The last time it happen was for Anchorman 2. It was about 12 minutes into the showing.

You know how weed has a name sometimes, that name describes where the weed came from?Like weed from Hawaii is called "Maui Wowie" or weed smuggled in from Mexico inside of truck tires is called "Mexican Skunk weed?"

Well in Anchroman 2 the dude must of had weed called "Walrus's cunt" because the entire theatre smelled like a walrus's cunt. I just left it was so bad.


  

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72. "haha"
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63. "We went to see some movie w/ Morgan Freeman in it"
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I think it was Dreamcatcher. Anyway, the power went out. As we were getting our refund/voucher, we noticed a bunch of people were pissed. Found out those people were entering the last 30 minutes of Titanic when they lost power and didn't give a damn about a voucher.

At a different theater, almost saw a fight between two butch girls and a drunk guy. Whole thing was broken up by a guy who hadn't had a night on the town in a while. Said his night out would not be interrupted by 'this bullshit' and told everybody to shut the fuck up. Cops came and escorted drunk guy out. Some lady tried to say the guy that broke it up was involved, but 99.5% of the theater didn't back up her claim



  

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64. "Saw a guy getting domed..."
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In a packed theater, opening night for some exorcism movie. No empty seats, dude was RIGHT NEXT TO ME.

His girl laid her head on his lap before the lights went down, didn't think anything of it. Caught something out of the corner of my eye, looked over, her face was now downward.

Then the up and down motion began.

I nudged my homeboy, when he both looked over, dude was looking at us with the "hell yeah" grin.

We shrugged and went back to watching the movie.



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65. "Hilarious"
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>In a packed theater, opening night for some exorcism movie.
>No empty seats, dude was RIGHT NEXT TO ME.
>
>His girl laid her head on his lap before the lights went down,
>didn't think anything of it. Caught something out of the
>corner of my eye, looked over, her face was now downward.
>
>Then the up and down motion began.
>
>I nudged my homeboy, when he both looked over, dude was
>looking at us with the "hell yeah" grin.

I lost it here.

>
>We shrugged and went back to watching the movie.

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69. "I don't tell this story very often because its not fun or cool"
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So i'm coming out of Alien Resurrection the Wednesday before Thanksgiving 1997.

As I come out i see a bunch of kats that I used to roll with. i'm home from school for the first time so i'm gassed to see folk. I notice however that kats have on their old Timbs, not the new fresh jounts that I know they all have (stow that away)

So we're all giving daps and talking, and I see one dude with a video camera but I don't think anything of it because we used to video tape everything back then. We're sitting out there talking and the parking lot is emptying, this is normal so nothing out of the ordinary.

So one dude in particular basically gets my attention to the left and BANG I get stole on from the right. I'm holding my jaw and backing up these are my guys, but niggas just try to jump me. They swinging, the video camera is on, i'm still confused and i'm dodging and ducking swinging back, moving. We're on the 3rd tier of a parking lot so i'm basically just backing down the parking lot so i know I have an escape route.

After about 45 seconds of all this, I swing one last time, dodge and duck and RUN like hell.

Run like 3 or 4 blocks away, call the police to get me back to my car.

I get to the car, and the kat I rolled with comes jogging out of nowhere (they were holding him back telling him its not his fight)

So we get to the car I drop my man off as his house and as i'm coming UP the street I see two cars block the road. All the kats jump outta the car and try to drag me outta the car. I hit one kat with the door and FLOOR the 87 Corolla up onto someone's yard and out. I drive straight to my bestfriend's house. He immediately grabs the bat and now i'm ready to rock, the 5 of them was trynna jump me, but when its just me and my man J the cars turn around and everyone lost interest.

Come to find out kats thought I fucked one of their girlfriend's when I was in Boston. Which I didn't! The crew basically disintegrated after that. Some dudes went to the Air Force, other kats went to the marine's others to the college, but we were never the same again.

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70. "Yo man I'm sorry to hear this."
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That's a really fucked up situation b.

I don't even know what to say.

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71. "That shit was a lifetime ago"
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I cried that night, and my head was a swivel since that day, but it also taught me an incredible lesson that I don't think I would've enjoyed college as much without. It was the clean break from home that I needed.

Plus we're all semi-cool with eachother now.

We don't kick it on the regular or anything but every once in a while we'll show up at the same spot and its all love. We just not tight men no more.

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73. "Dang, man. That's tough. Thanks for sharing, though."
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75. "That's so fucked up"
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76. "i used to work in a movie theatre"
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worst thing happened between two employees. dude slashed another dudes face on some gang type stuff. not sure if the slashee was gang affiliated, but the dude doing the slashing was (Latin Kings i believe). probably over an insult of some kind who knows. police, ambulance, getting questioned, the whole nine. happened so fast too. apparently dude had a razor under his tongue. i didn't know people really did that until then.

this like 2004 or 05-ish in Edgewater, NJ (not a rough neighborhood at all, but it's obviously not far from them though).

  

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81. "Who had the Twilight story?"
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That shit still has me cracking up.

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82. "Please share. I've never read it."
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83. "I'd be betraying the humor of it if I tried to do it word for word."
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But basically, they went to a packed viewing of one of the Twilight flicks. It starts in media res or something and a girl in the crowd told the projectionist to rewind it because she read the books and knew exactly what was supposed to happen in the film.

I want to say it was Walihorse or some shit that posted it.

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84. "Luckily I had a screenshot of it. (pic)"
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85. "Sweet holy bejeezus."
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87. "Hilarious!!! I would've stabbed her though."
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89. "LMFAO."
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90. "hilarious"
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94. "LMAO"
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I would've been PISSED

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95. "Buckshot wins again. "
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99. "i think about this story all the time."
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i would be so mad.

  

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86. "Thor - King of Snores"
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I went to see Thor on the first day of its release. It was a matinee and there must be about 15 people in the whole cinema. The people there are kind of geeked and fans of the whole Marvel cinematic universe which has been going on.

It was pretty early on in the film and there had just been a major action scene and the movie segues into a scene with just dialogue and at the start of the scene the loudest snore i've ever heard starts "NNNNNNNNNKKKKKKRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH".

Everyone starts laughing, the timing was just so perfect. As if someone could fall asleep just at the climax of an action scene and then snore as they begin dialogue.

Then about five seconds later: "NNNNNNNNNKKKKKKRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" again and maybe a couple of people laugh.

another five seconds later: "NNNNNNNNNKKKKKKRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH".

at this point everyone in the cinema is like "shut the fuck up" and getting angry with whoever is making the noise. It was seriously loud. The noise is coming from a BIG dude all the way at the back.

After a couple more snores its clear this dude isn't trying to make people laugh, he is legitimately asleep. So this other guy gets out of the row he is in and walks to the back of the cinema and shakes this guy. But he can't wake the snoring dude. The snores continue and the other person has to really start shaking him, like actually start pushing the dude to wake up. The snoring stops and the snoring dude wakes up and is told whats been happening. The film continued without incident afterwards.

The weird thing I thought was if you're such a big fan that you are seeing the film as soon as you can on the day of release why go see it if you're really tired? Thor is not really the type of film you fall asleep in, is it?

  

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92. "RE: Thor - King of Snores"
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when i saw the libertine (johnny depp movie), it was just me, my date, and two strangers in a small theater. some man falls asleep and starts snoring loud as fuck. some woman ahead of us is not having it and tells him to wake up, but he keeps falling asleep and snoring loudly. finally, she was like, "I DIDN'T PAY TO HEAR YOU SNORE!" and got an usher. i think there are people who just go to movies to nap. they may or may not have paid to get in; they might just theater hop. i would imagine the matinees and flops are the better theaters to fall asleep in.

  

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98. "RE: Thor - King of Snores"
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>when i saw the libertine (johnny depp movie), it was just me,
>my date, and two strangers in a small theater. some man falls
>asleep and starts snoring loud as fuck. some woman ahead of us
>is not having it and tells him to wake up, but he keeps
>falling asleep and snoring loudly. finally, she was like, "I
>DIDN'T PAY TO HEAR YOU SNORE!" and got an usher. i think there
>are people who just go to movies to nap. they may or may not
>have paid to get in; they might just theater hop. i would
>imagine the matinees and flops are the better theaters to fall
>asleep in.


after them snacks and its all dark and cool one gets sleepy lol..there was an era I was always falling asleep

  

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93. "If it was Thor 2, then yea I can see why he would fall asleep. nm"
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101. "I actually fell asleep in Thor 2"
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I don't know how long for but about 10-20 minutes and i never fall asleep in movies usually.

  

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104. "as did i"
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118. "RE: Thor - King of Snores"
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I go to the cinema quite a lot and had never fallen asleep until I went to see Age of Ultron.. Since then i'vfe fallen asleep in (or drifted off briefly) in almost every movie I've watched since. As soon as the lights dim the battle to stay awake commences!

I think the cause is I'm getting less sleep throughout the week due to increased work commitments..

But yeah I alway feel that I've cheated myself by still forcing the issue and going to watch a film when I know I'm tired!

  

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88. "I saw Leonardo Di Caprio come out of his own movie."
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I was in another theater.

5 seconds later Halle Berry and Eric Benet walk by.

The Grove, where else?

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91. "Eric Benet fresh off some dome from someone else, surely"
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96. "A mother turned and looked at me as I ruined her child's innocence"
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......or so she thought. So, X-Men 3 came out and at the time, "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!" was all the craze. So, I told my crew that when we see this movie & if Juggernaut is in it, I'm standing up and screaming "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!". So, fast forward to the scene where Kitty Pride is fighting Juggernaut he looks at her with a pause. I stand up and say "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!". The mother in front of us turned around, cheeks rosy, mouth open wide & distraught. Come to find out my moment was kinda ruined because the script writer ALSO felt as though it was the perfect time to say it & we literally said it at the same time. Everyone in the theater laughs as I sit down, the kid, who looks all of 7 says, "That's what Johnny says!" We snicker and watch the rest of that stupid movie

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97. "I can't stop laughing yo."
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The Juggernaut Bitch still cracks me up till this very day.

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103. "lol"
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100. "Man. I worked at a movie theater for 5 years"
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I may have forgotten as much crazy shit as I remember.

Speaking of shit...

I saw this old lady shit herself in the lobby, and then step in the shit. Her shoe print was in the shit. It smelled SOOOO BAD. That's how I noticed it actually. I dipped out of there QUICK. I also have seen a load of shit dropped in the sink of the mens bathroom, and just a big piece of shit laying on the bathroom floor. I also saw some diarrhea-sprayed type shit or something all over a womens bathroom floor.

I cleaned none of that by the way. I would have quit before I cleaned shit.

Fights...I've seen a few of those. I saw a kid taken out on a stretcher because some apparently he was jumped outback and hit in the face with a wrench. I've never seen a person covered in so much blood. I saw 2 big women fight.I saw 2 chicks fight and a top come off. A manager got hit in the head with a beer bottle. A 13 year old girl beat the shit out of a 40 yr old man. She was talking on her cell phone and he told her to shut up. She ignored him or whatever and he dumped a bucket of popcorn on her head. She went over, sat on his lap and punched him in his face about a dozen times while his wife just watched. His eye was pretty swole. Lol. There were others but I can't think of them right now.

Caught people fucking a few times. Parents bringing kids into some serious R rated movies.

Shit. So much stuff.

Crazy regulars. A dude we called Shorty McShort Shorts. Creepy looking dude that wore EXTREMELY short shorts, all year round, winter temps and snowstorms be damned. There was an old bitch we called Frog Lady...

Damn I haven't even got to the employees. Never seen a crazier and eclectic group of people in the workplace.

I could be all day with this. I might think of some more stuff later.

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102. "LOL. My friend worked in a hood movie theater. His stories were awesome."
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He had a homosexual, coke addicted manager who said some WILD stuff to him.

One day my friend came home after work cracking up and was like, "You are not gonna believe this."

His manager had approached him and said, "Alright, I've got this plan that's gonna make us rich. You're gonna accidentally leave your vest here (at the theater) tonight. When you come back tomorrow, there's gonna be some semen on it. My semen. You're gonna sue the theater chain for a bunch of money for sexual harassment, I'll move to Mexico, then you just wire me half of the money you get."

And he was dead serious. He literally thought they could get rich off of him jacking off onto my friend's work vest lol.

The manager also somehow found out how much money the theater was insured for in case of a theft, and tried to organize a heist with my friend to steal a bunch of money from the theater. I actually got drug into that one. The plan was for me to come "rob" my friend while he was taking the money from the safe to the bank to be deposited. After I "robbed" him, they were going to call the cops and give a false police report. They swore it was fool proof lol.

Just like the the vest-jack-off plan, it was insanely stupid and I talked them out of it.

My friend always had funny stories from working there, but his manager almost talked him into some stuff that would have ruined him.


EDIT: There was also a real life fight club that took place behind another theater where some friends worked. They would meet after the last showings in the parking lot behind the theater on weekends. Don't know if they still do it or not.

At that same theater, my friend and a few employees were robbed, pistol whipped, and forced to take their clothes off.

  

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106. "United Artist Theatres on 69th Street in Upper Darby stand up!!"
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115. "HAHA!! Always some shenanigas jumping off there!"
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108. "Breastfeeding"
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Chick didn't cover up or nothing. Just whipped it out and proceeding feeding her child. Which I had no problem with at all but at least cover up, no?

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109. "someone did a post similar to this some years back and i forget who "
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but they said at the opening of LOTR Return to the king a group walked in semi late
dressed up like the characters and one had a little sword

so some dude yelled out

BEHOLD THE SWORD OF VIRGINITY

i was done

  

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110. "went to see crouching tiger hidden dragon on release day "
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and when they were floating over the rooftops some dude was like:

WHEEE

it was basic but kilt me for some reason

and before The Motorcycle Diaries previews for the first season of The Biggest Loser came on
it showed the obligatory morbidly obese person crying shot

like 40% of the theatre just started cracking up

its scores i remember from hood theaters i might have to come back

  

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111. "Texas Chainsaw Massacre re-release"
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They were playing it at our hood theatre (a/k/a the dollar movie)

There was this cat that I thought was the coolest of the cool...name was TuWan Summers..even his name was cool. He was best friends with my cool as hell cousin, so they were like Bill Cosby and Sidney Poitier to me.

Anyhoo...I'm bugging, cause, I must be on my way up the ladder, cause I'm in the same theatre with TuWan (i was like...1-12 years old at the time). I cant remember which scene it was, but Leatherface cranked up the chainsaw and all you heard was "AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Looked around and TuWan was running up the ailse, and out of the theatre...pointy toed shoes and super pleated baggies and all.

Never looked at him the same way again...





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116. "RE: Texas Chainsaw Massacre re-release"
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My friend and I came out of that movie to see a girl on her hands and knees, bawling uncontrollably. She was like, "I thought everyone was going to make it!"

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112. "Add watching a nigga OD to the list."
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Kung Fu Panda 3 started late due to some dude coming in tweaking high as fuck. Y'all should've see this nigga's eyes...

10 minutes later I hear homeboy snort some shit and then two minutes after that some lady started screaming and bugging out about the nigga. I turn around to see him convulsing like he was doing the worm. Paramedics came in and carried his ass out.

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113. "You must have a rotation of theaters"
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>Kung Fu Panda 3 started late due to some dude coming in
>tweaking high as fuck. Y'all should've see this nigga's
>eyes...
>
>10 minutes later I hear homeboy snort some shit and then two
>minutes after that some lady started screaming and bugging out
>about the nigga. I turn around to see him convulsing like he
>was doing the worm. Paramedics came in and carried his ass
>out.
>
You've made no secret of your affiliation with the film industry but from the breadth of movies you've scene and had special access to, I can't imagine all of this is going down in one hood cinema.


These stories are incredible. All I've seen is basically...movies. This ghetto dad brought his toddler aged kids into Crouching Tiger at Union Station, DC, when it still had movie theaters and wouldn't let them sleep, eventually they all fell asleep, mercifully.

  

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114. "Yea it was in NYC, but I've seen enough shit in general that'd make"
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anyone lose faith in humanity.

Son, my roommate and I saw the pregnant basehead who used to live across the street from us box the baby daddy, who was the local drug dealer, on the front lawn of their crib with a needle sticking out her arm. She was so hopped up on whatever it was that she won. Hit that nigga with two uppercuts to the dome and that was that.

Dude was so hated and despised by everyone that after he got decked out, the neighborhood swarmed upon his ass and took everything he had on him. Shoes and the expensive Balmain jeans too.

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117. "Damn if this don't sound like the ending to Friday, swapping Cube for th..."
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>anyone lose faith in humanity.
>
>Son, my roommate and I saw the pregnant basehead who used to
>live across the street from us box the baby daddy, who was the
>local drug dealer, on the front lawn of their crib with a
>needle sticking out her arm. She was so hopped up on whatever
>it was that she won. Hit that nigga with two uppercuts to the
>dome and that was that.
>
>Dude was so hated and despised by everyone that after he got
>decked out, the neighborhood swarmed upon his ass and took
>everything he had on him. Shoes and the expensive Balmain
>jeans too.


you sure you didn't have a part in the screenplay? rofl

  

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