"No. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt." - Kill Bill Vol 2
it is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts. - sherlock holmes
7. "When this hard cunt comes in. Obviously fuckin' fancied himself, like. " In response to Reply # 0
Starts staring at me. Lookin' at me, right fuckin' at me, as if to say, "Come ahead, square go." You know me, I'm not the type of cunt that goes looking for fuckin' bother, like, but at the end of the day I'm the cunt with a pool cue and he can get the fat end in his puss any time he fucking wanted like. So I squares up, casual like. What does the hard cunt do? Or the so-called hard cunt? Shites it. Puts down his drink, turns, and gets the fuck out of there. And after that, well, the game was mine.
*tosses glass over balcony, glass smashes into girl's face and cuts her up*
That lassie got glassed, and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it.
IceburgSmurf Member since May 17th 2008 4724 posts
Mon Apr-07-14 05:33 PM
20. "As a Brit i feel perfectly placed to judge this one" In response to Reply # 0
and before clicking on the page i thought of star star cunt with "beloved cunt" and "magnificent cunt" (which i always remember as 'exquisite cunt') following closely in second and third.
You should include links though cos i imagine most folk didnt catch the "the thick of it" movie.
22. "First cunt I thought of..." In response to Reply # 0
was Pacino from Glengarry Glen Ross:
You stupid fucking cunt. You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. $6,000... And one Cadillac. That's right. What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it... Asshole? You're fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men?
24. ""The Boys in the Band" makes a great running gag out of it" In response to Reply # 0
and specifically of Michael wanting to call Donald a cunt, but trying to avoid it:
Donald (watching Michael comb his hair over his receding hairline) Surgery, so early in the evening? Michael: Çunt (pronounced "sunt"). That's French with a cedilla.
~~~~ When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries. ~~~~ You cannot hate people for their own good.
I did that to some dude one night, just went on a tear of calling him a cunt and telling him how much he looks lie a cunt and he wouldn't swing. lol Big dude too.
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