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..but this certainly isn't amazing
and far from spectacular (c) fonzworth bentley
the cast was solid on paper, but never generated a spark on screen. with vets like field, leary, & sheen, one might assume that this film had a stable of anchors to hold it firmly in place. instead, lackluster performances (amid horrible writing) were all too frequent. unfortunately, the film isn't engaging enough to evoke compassion from the audience. while there were a few (and i'm bein' generous) comical quips, there was never a serious sense of danger or urgency.
not even durin' what should've been pivotal scenes (ie: the death of ben parker). its almost as if you could HEAR the director scream, "..ok, camera 2 give me a close up on uncle ben's look of surprise... camera 3, zoom in on the gun!.. aaaaaaand SCENE!.."
smh
sally field was completely wasted. if ever there's a woman in this world that can pull off sadness, its her. those cryin' eyes are priceless. yet, you barely see her in this (even though aunt may is crucial). where was her charm?
even worse, they cast a well-known wise-crackin' jerk as captain stacy, yet someone put a muzzle on leary. another wasted opportunity to inject some life into this film.
garfield wasn't terrible as parker, but his scenes with ifans/connors were damn-near painful. spidey needed a bit more wit (esp durin' fights). and speakin' of fights, these were as generic as you'll ever find.
one positive note was the score (not to be confused with the soundtrack), and that's not sayin' much. in an age where most modern movies are dominated by pop rock & hip hop hybrid anthems, this film took a page out of yesteryear and used actual orchestrated pieces to set the tone, reminiscent of "peter & the wolf."
while spiderman's costume was an upgrade, the cgi used for explosions & fire was sub-par. lol @ c. thomas howell's horrible acting. dude looked like he stepped right out of mayberry.
in the end, this reboot was unnecessary. you know its not a good sign when people leave the theater sayin' "they were better off shuttin' down this nonsense after spiderman 3."
like i said, i didn't hate it, but its not worth $20
..and miles to go before i sleep...
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